Bang!

The Sangxing automatic dishwasher was kicked and suffocated, Feng Hao pulled out the right foot embedded in the machine, glanced at the trouser leg that was cut by sharp metal, but the skin was not damaged, and he couldn't help but raise his cognition of the transformation of the super soldier serum to a new height, but this could not hide Feng Hao's anger at the Sangxing automatic dishwasher.

What a bullshit automatic dishwasher, also produced by Sangxing, automatic fart!

Feng Hao washed the dishes and chopsticks washed in the dishwasher again, and said while washing: "System, in fact, I don't need any powerful black technology, such as super battleships, arbitrary doors, etc., what's of use to me? Monopolize the world to develop outer space? I'm just a daddy, my goal is not the stars and the sea, but to let my daughter grow up healthy." Instead of giving me black technology such as Gundam and robots, it is better to give me some black technology products that can help me reduce my burden, such as an automatic dishwasher comparable to hand washing, a chef-level automatic stir-fry cooking machine, or food that can not be eaten for a year by eating a fairy bean......"

[Remind the host that I am a high-level black technology system, not a low-level home kitchen system.] 】

"Oh, I look down on kitchen products, right? I don't know if you've seen my early comedy, Variety Star, the male protagonist in it is a kitchen robot, defeating the military robot. ”

Do you not know that this is another world, a comedy movie starring Wang Jing and Stephen Chow?]

"You said you couldn't even listen to your daddy's advice, and you were embarrassed to say that you were a daddy system. ”

[Please don't ignore the three words of black technology, I am a black technology daddy system, which aims to allow the host who is a daddy to meet all the wishes of his daughter. 】

"It is said that technology changes life, you change my life first, otherwise you will be a scum system. ”

[The system threw itself a mute package. 】

"A system like yours that doesn't repent and doesn't listen to user feedback would have been fired by me if they had worked under me. That is, you met me, who is now a daddy, otherwise...... Ever heard of a system that exploded by a host?"

Seeing that the system did not respond for a long time, Feng Hao sighed.

It's better for my daughter to be a child, and she can accompany me to nag all day. Now that my daughter is grown up and goes to school, I'm so bored at home alone. Finally, there was a system to accompany me to relieve my boredom, but I was still a glass heart, and I banned myself without saying a few words. The current system, the mentality is not good.

Well, I can only look forward to when Jarvis will be able to upgrade and evolve the intelligent voice interaction function, so that he can accompany me to chat and relieve boredom. It's too much trouble to type or something, otherwise I wouldn't have broken it for so long.

If you let others know that Feng Hao's expectations for Jarvis are just to accompany others to relieve boredom, there must be an urge to hate iron and steel. But Feng Hao believes that Tony Stark must understand his thoughts, after all, for people of their status, enjoying life is more important than saving the world.

Tick.

The door opens.

An elf-odd little girl stuck her head out, looked around the room, and was about to tiptoe in when she heard a voice.

"Alright, don't be careful, I heard you're back. ”

Feng Yuechan pouted: "Dad, you don't solicit business in the store, why did you go home so early?"

"Business is not solicited, it is found on its own. Feng Hao said inscrutablely.

"Cut!" Feng Yuechan pulled her slippers, picked up a red apple from the dining table, took a bite, the juice was overflowing, sat on the sofa, and turned on the TV: "Dad, have a cappuccino, I love you the most." ”

As long as you add the words "love you the most", the father will have a high probability of meeting all the unreasonable requirements of his daughter. Well, this is the result of Feng Yuechan's experience after ten years of witty struggle.

A cup of cappuccino was placed on the table, Feng Hao was wearing a bib, dressed as a family cook, looking at his daughter who was lazy like a cat, and asked, "No class today?" I remember that there are still a few days before the holiday. ”

"Well, I studied on my own today, I can study anywhere anyway, so I might as well go home. Feng Yuechan smiled slyly, and when she saw her father's bad face, she quickly answered, "It is the daughter's obligation to accompany the empty nester to relieve boredom, you see, how much the daughter loves her father." ”

Empty Nesters......

"By the way, Dad, remember to upgrade your old laptop so that you don't have to get your files encrypted by the latest ransomware variant. Otherwise, be careful that all the seeds you have worked so hard to collect for more than ten years are gone. ”

Feng Hao's old face flushed: "How do you know what seed that is." ”

"Oh, Dad, what age are you, and you're still shy to talk about this topic. Now that the Internet is so developed, I know everything in the world without going out, and I have long been clear about that bit of sexual knowledge. Also, Dad, with your computer skill level, you are about the same as Xiaobai, how can you escape my eyes. Every time I help you fix your computer, I tidy up your hard drive, otherwise your seeds would have been gone a long time ago. ”

Looking at his daughter's serious appearance, Feng Hao felt that he was really old and couldn't keep up with the times.

"By the way, what are you talking about the latest variant of ransomware?"

This is the second time he's heard the word ransomware. Since he was given full control to Jarvis to kill the virus, Feng Hao did not have an in-depth understanding of the ransomware virus and its latest variants.

"Well, it was the ransomware virus that caused panic in the world last month, and now there is a new variant, even the mobile phone Android system can be infected, and there is nothing the world can do about it. You see, the news is reporting. ”

Looking at the TV news that the latest variant has caused ten times more damage than the last time! Not only the Windows system, but also the Android system of the mobile phone has been infected, and even the fruit system, which has never been open source, has not escaped the doom of being infected.

Feng Yuechan finished biting the apple, threw it gently, the apple core slipped a parabola, fell into the trash, and then took a tissue to wipe it clean and clapped her hands and said, "Dad, your old antique is probably not working if it is patched." So just physically isolate it, safely. ”

Physical isolation?

No, you don't.

The new variant of the ransomware virus is a bird, even if there are a hundred and eight changes, it will not be able to escape Jarvis's extermination.

"It's a pity that the first word of the comic I just drew is gone.,Hey.,Why did I forget to back it up in the first place.。 Feng Yuechan hammered her head with her small fist in annoyance.

"What's the matter? You have an important file encrypted on your computer?"

"Well, I just drew a comic, and I'm getting ready to submit it. ”

"Give me the computer and I'll help you kill the virus. ”

"Are you okay?"

"Please remove it. ”

"Cut, I don't believe it, your computer skills are not as good as mine. ”

"My daughter has grown up, her wings have become stiff, and even her father looks down on her. ”

"Don't, Dad, if you talk about art, Dad says second, no one dares to say first. Feng Yuechan smiled and said, "But in other areas, Dad, you really can't." ”

If your mom is still alive, you can ask. Last time, she said I couldn't do it, but it wasn't because I stepped on the faces of a large group of outstanding competitors and caught her, otherwise how could I give birth to you?

"Bring me the tablet so you know if Daddy is up to it!"