The rainforest is not the same as most parts of the planet in terms of seasons, it does not have four seasons, but is divided into dry and rainy seasons according to the number of rainfalls. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

There is no spring, summer, autumn and winter in the Amazon rainforest, there are flowers blooming every day, flowers falling every day, this is the place with the most biological species in the world, and the place with the shortest life span of organisms in the world, some animals from birth to death, only a few minutes.

Life is like morning dew, and it is naturally cherished.

Therefore, when the children of human beings are still learning to speak and wetting the bed, and they are completely unable to take care of themselves, the children in the animal world are already fighting for survival.

In addition to wisdom, human beings really have no capital to show off in front of these animals.

You can't swim a fish, you can't fly a bird, you can't beat a lion or a tiger in your flesh, and your strength is not as big as a small ant.

Only wisdom is the foothold of mankind.

Now facing a tricky problem, it is when Yu Qiyun and them turn on the wisdom mode, the two hard bones of fire ants and leaf weavers need to be gnawed with their brains.

……

"Your Majesty, what kind of person is the queen of the Fire Ant Tribe and the Leaf Weaver Ant Tribe in your impression?"

Sun Tzu said in the Art of War: Knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent will win all battles, this is a wise saying, and Yue'an has always been very respected.

Queen Redroot pondered for a while and sighed:

"These two queens are quite similar in personality, they are both very good-looking people, the leaf weaver ant queen is very proud, and always thinks that their tribe is the best and most superior race in the Ant Valley, in her eyes, we are all mud legs. ”

The queen smiled bitterly and said:

"And the fire ant queen, with a very stubborn personality, knows that no matter how reasonable you are, as long as it doesn't suit her heart, in her eyes, it is unreasonable, and she is very protective of her shortcomings, she only allows them to bully others, and can't let others bully them. ”

Hearing this, Yu Qiyun's five faces were flustered, and they all chuckled in their hearts, it seemed that they had shrunk the next day, and they had killed 7 fire ant sisters, hoping that the fire ants would not find out about this matter.

"Qiyun, you studied psychology. Yue An smiled and looked at the blue-haired parkour man, "What good way do you deal with these two proud and stubborn people?"

"Slap the sycophants!" Yu Qiyun blurted out.

"Whose butt did you slap?" asked Ant Tinghua in surprise.

Soap giggled: "Horse's ass!"

Tinghua was even more surprised: "What is a horse?"

The queen, the princess, and the ant jasmine also had their eyes wide open, and in the Amazon rainforest, they had not heard of such a thing as a "horse".

"Oops! Horses are just ......" Soap Soap turned over and sat up, and just wanted to gesture with his hand, he was stopped by Yue An, "Soap, there is no such animal as a horse in this rainforest." He smiled at Tinghua again and explained:

"In my hometown, horses are very fast animals, and we used to ride on their backs. ”

"Oh?"

The ants understand whether they understand or not.

"Then why did Yu Qiyun just say that he wanted to shoot against the queen, there are no horses in Ant Valley?" Tinghua bit her lip and asked, suddenly exclaiming: "You... You're not going to take the horse's ass with you, are you?"

This thought also scared Natsuba and Jasmine.

"Hahahaha!"

The five humans burst into laughter. The simplest sentence in the human world, when it comes to the animal world, how can it completely change its taste?

"Shoot... Sycophant, no... It's not really going to slap the horse's ass..."Li Yourao laughed breathlessly, "This is an analogy for me, which means to do what he likes, please and curry favor with the other party." ”

After Li Yourao finished speaking, the ants were quiet for a minute, and finally said "oh" again, and now they understand.

The four ants glanced at each other, smiled wryly, and couldn't help shaking their tentacles and sighing:

"The world of humans and insects is really difficult to understand, and a sentence is always roundabout, not as happy as ants at all!"

……

"That ...... How are you going to get there... Shoot that horse's ass?"

Princess Natsuba's tongue curled and she stammered, and she cooperated smartly, trying to keep her words in conversation with the rhythm of human thoughts.

Yu Qiyun and Li Enchanting are free and easy by nature, and they usually hate slapping people's ass, let alone slapping ants' ass, but they also know that the situation is stronger than people, and sometimes grievances can be fulfilled.

After a moment of contemplation.

"For the proud, either satisfy her pride or destroy her pride. ”

Yu Qiyun showed snow-white teeth and smiled, "But the latter is too difficult, so we still choose the former." ”

"If there's a fart, let it go!

Li roared, she was most unaccustomed to Yu Qiyun's triumphant and stinky appearance.

"What? You're going to fart?"

Ant Tinghua is very sensitive to smells, and as soon as she heard that Xiao Yu's classmate was going to have a buttocks, she hurriedly pinched her tentacles (nose) with her hands, moved her body, and moved away from Yu Qiyun.

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and immediately burst into laughter again.

"Tinghua, you're really my pistachio!" Li Yourao said as she rubbed her sore stomach and gasped.

"Isn't that right?"

Ant Tinghua cried and asked again, why did the more she listened to the words of these human beings, the more she couldn't understand them?

"I can't do it anymore!"

Everyone shouted and fell, and they came together to Ge You.

……

Looking at the human in front of him laughing inexplicably, several ants in the venue looked at each other.

It was only after a cough from the Red Root Queen that the human companions climbed up from the leaves. The ants looked at Yu Qiyun together, waiting for the guy to finish speaking.

Yu Qiyun cleared his throat and said:

"To deal with the leaf-weaving ants, my suggestion is to first return the three trees we won in the last three-leaf competition to them, explaining that we have exploited the loopholes in the rules of the competition that are not allowed to invite foreign aid, and we deserve to win, so we will return the victory to them, and at the same time appoint us humans to study abroad with them and learn their advanced life skills. ”

From a human point of view.

Give it a gift first and make it happy.

and then raise their value by admiring studying abroad, which can undoubtedly greatly satisfy the vanity of the other party.

This method is indeed a trick of sycophancy.

But the ants at the scene didn't think so.

As soon as Yu Qiyun's words fell, except for the queen, the other three ants all jumped up: "No!"

Princess Xia Ye has always been calm in other aspects, but in this matter, she was a little emotional, and she couldn't forget Princess Lu Ling's disdainful eyes and playful sneer for several years.

Ten years! The tribe has been humiliated for 10 years.

From their grandmother to their mother to themselves, the shame of losing the game year after year has always been a thorn in the hearts of their queens and princesses.

It's not just her thoughts.

It is also the idea of Tinghua and Jasmine.

It is the idea of more than a million ant sisters of the tribe.

Although ants are simpler than humans, they are not weaker than humans in terms of "national pride". (To be continued.) )