Xie Zhe was not afraid or embarrassed by his sister's angry reprimand, but was full of thieves, and added: "Actually, I don't like to cook, and there are no cucumbers at home." How many packs of instant noodles do you have?"

"Ah~~~~" This time the scream was long and loud, and it was estimated that it could be transmitted for hundreds of meters. Something seemed to have been broken inside, followed by an even more angry sentence: "Whore, I will take your dog's life!!"

"It's true that I'm a single dog, but please don't think of me as a bad person who can use such despicable means as drugged!

The panting inside is becoming clearer and clearer, and even the sound of the water can't be hidden, if you want to describe it, the ellipsis can take up a lot of space!

The girl said with a crying voice: "You go, you go! If you dare to say more, I will kill you too!"

There was a short scream, and suddenly there was silence inside, except for the sound of water. Soon, though, the tempting respite began again.

Xie Zhe's face outside was so hot, but he didn't do much, just shrugged his shoulders and muttered to himself: "Shouting and shouting and killing, this coser is really involved." Then I walked to the computer.

You have to find a way to distract yourself, or you're going to have a hard time tonight.

I searched for a new movie on the Internet at random, and took advantage of the buffer time Xie Zhe ran to lock the door of the room, so as not to let the girl come out in disheveled clothes and be seen by the fat man next door.

After pouring cold boiled water, an American magic blockbuster began to be released.

Hmmm! Yes! American magic blockbuster, not island romance action movie!

The deliberately loud sound temporarily overwhelmed the seductive sound in the bathroom, and Xie Zhe's mind was gradually attracted by the interlocking plots, and he had a good resistance to the stunning temptation of a wall. But...... This is only temporary......

After more than 20 minutes of playing, the mobile phone and computer actually emitted a prompt sound at the same time.

Xie Zhe picked up his phone and saw that someone had applied to add friends. Take a look at the profile:

A leaf of duckweed

Male: 20 years old, Rochester, New York

Personality signature: A leaf of duckweed returns to the sea, where to meet in life.

Xie Zhe sighed in his heart.

Yes, I met a pretending offender.

He's annoyed and doesn't bother to pay attention to it. Shaking his head, he casually threw his phone on the table.

Although he is also a pretending criminal, but since ancient times, literati have been light, and one mountain cannot tolerate two tigers, this kind of person must not be added, otherwise he will not be annoyed to death in the future?

However, less than a minute after the phone was dropped, the chime came again. When I picked it up, it was the duckweed again! And this time he also attached the application instructions: Make a friend.

Xie Zhe was suddenly unhappy.

Fuck your sister!

Ignore!

After another minute, the tone sounded for the third time, and the application stated: I have no malicious intent.

it, there's no end!

Evil your sister!

Ignore!

For a minute, the tone did not sound. Xie Zhe breathed a sigh of relief and returned his attention to the movie.

But, three minutes later, the chime came again!

This time it's not a leaf of duckweed!

Wonderful

Female: 19 years old, Quanzhou, Fujian

Signature: Lonely Appointment

Smack, the phone dropped again.

Xie Zhe rolled his eyes and said in his heart: What about me being stupid? I can't see it if I change my waistcoat? I am still lonely and begging for an appointment, is my brother that kind of person...... Even if it was, there was no money.

Somewhere on the top of a tall building, a young man in a white shirt crumpled a mobile phone into pieces with a black face.

This kid is too unkind!

Originally, I wanted to add a friend when he was free, so that I could learn about this pretending criminal, who strayed into the forum, from all aspects in the future. But unexpectedly, his application to add friends was rejected repeatedly!

Originally, the boy in the white shirt wanted to send another "I am a red envelope" friend application, but in the end, this idea was rejected by himself. Anyway, even if he wasn't a friend, he could find all the information he wanted, and at most it would be a waste of time. He has a lot of time, and he doesn't have to worry about running out of it!

A smile of not being kind appeared on the elegant face of the young man in the white shirt, and he whispered: "You dare to refuse this son, you are completely an act of death." Hmm, that doesn't seem right......"

Shaking his head, he put the phone in his left hand in his pocket, and in his right hand there was a sudden burst of flames, burning all the pieces of the other phone into nothingness. After making sure that there was no trace left, his figure suddenly disappeared into thin air at the top of the tall building.

Xie Zhe's mobile phone finally didn't ring anymore, so that he could watch the blockbuster with peace of mind.

Two hours later, the movie ended, and as soon as the ending song ended, the room fell silent, and the sound of mmm Maybe it was the movie that made her feel that her voice could be masked over, so she let it go.

However, more than two hours have passed now......

Xie Zhe was shocked, and he didn't know how much medicine that "lewd thief" had put on it, and it had such a great lethal power.

The evil fire that was extinguished by the magic blockbuster gradually showed signs of recovery, and he was about to ask about the girl's situation, when there was a sudden lewd laughter from the next room, followed by a sentence: "Dude, which actress is so good?

The fat man's voice was not lowered, because he thought that Xie Zhe was just watching a movie, but he never thought that the voice was made by a real girlfriend. Sorry for the mistake again, it's a real girl!

After hearing this, it was noticeable that the bathroom was quiet for a while. But after a minute or two, a slight wheezing of unbearability began to echo again. Of course, in the past two minutes, Xie Zhe had already replied: "There are no seeds, do you want a man?"

There was silence on the other end of the day.

After such a long time, Xie Zhe was a little worried about the situation of the coser girl in the bathroom, he turned on the music player, then walked over and knocked lightly on the door, and asked, "Beauty......, are you okay?"

Before he finished speaking, an angry voice came from inside: "Ah...... Bastard, get out, get away......"

Xie Zhe's old face was dark. He was really kind enough to come to greet him this time, and what he wanted to say just now was "If it really doesn't work, I'll take you to the hospital", but I didn't expect the girl in "Burning Passion" to react so quickly, and immediately cut off the second half of his sentence.

Xie Zhe shook the doorknob without turning, so he had to say: "The body is important, I heard that if the effect of sensitive words is not solved, it will kill you." If you can't, shout and open the door, and I'll take you to the hospital at once. ”

I hope that the "lewd thief" is not a strong drug, otherwise if something really goes wrong, he will be in trouble.

There was no answer, and the girl was still fighting fiercely with the drug.

Xie Zhe suddenly had a hunch that he probably didn't want to sleep tonight. In order to prepare the fat man next door for a psychological preparation, he specially sent a text message to the past - warm reminder: Brother, it may be a little noisy tonight, it is recommended to wear earplugs to sleep.

After a while, the fat man next door replied: I see! Dude, come on!(PS: If you need an assist, you can call me.) ）

Help your sister, I can't be an assistant myself!

Xie Zhe sneered, but did not reply to the fat man. Anyway, the things in the room won't be seen by others, so it doesn't seem to be a loss to make people misunderstand. Even, a little bit of snickering?

This night is destined to be sleepless.

Xie Zhe's computer was still playing English songs that he didn't understand, and there were people in the bathroom who were moaning to the beat. In the blink of an eye, it was eleven o'clock in the evening, and more than four hours had passed since the sister locked the bathroom door, and she still had no intention of stopping, and when Xie Zhe put his ear to the door, she could still hear that her voice was getting more and more powerful!

Silently praying, he returned to his computer and continued with the water. Wet, he habitually opened the browser and caught a glimpse of the garbled existence in the favorite URL.

Xiuzhen Realm Forum!

Today, I coded the word for a day, and I met the "real girlfriend" girl again, so that he actually forgot about the forum. Xie Zhe's heart moved, compared to the water group, it seems that it is more interesting to go to the forum to talk nonsense and pretend to be bullshit?