Chapter 378: What if not?
Zheng Xudong asked Sean to contact the embassies of Russia, France, Britain, Germany, Switzerland, and Sweden in the United States on the spot to decide who would sell the truth agent to whoever had the highest bid.
After he finished speaking, Sean took out his phone and walked to the side to contact, and the sound of falling things came from Hillary's phone again.
Hillary Clinton said angrily: "Mr. Zheng, you are very unfriendly to the US government!"
"Hah... Ha... Hillary's words made Zheng Xudong laugh wildly, and he burst into tears when he laughed, "Your Excellency, the CIA sent someone to assassinate me, and you asked me to be friendly to the US government!? I seem to have heard a big joke, I really laughed to death!"
"I think it was a misunderstanding, and I can make it clear. ”
"Misunderstanding? Both times were misunderstandings? Are you trying to say that?" he said without paying attention to Hillary Clinton and turning back to Ivanka. My dear, I told you, it's easy for me to make money, and people usually come to my door, and I have a conversation between a CIA agent and the manager of the hotel where I stay, and the CIA asked the hotel to cooperate with them to cordon off the floor, turn off the surveillance, and turn off the conversation between the security guard and the room service staff, and you said that if I take this recording to this hotel, will they give me a lot of hush money?"
Ivanka said hatefully: "Give me the recording, I'll go to this hotel and ask for it." ”
When the people in the room heard this, they were all thinking, "As long as this kid is caught, he can't think of some blood, it's difficult!"
Zheng Xudong said to Deng Wendi again: "Aunt Deng, I think your media group will be very interested in getting my exclusive report, that is, "The CIA Ruthlessly Assassinated the Chinese Amazing Boy Twice". Listen, this title is so eye-catching, your TV station's ratings must go up and win the championship. But there are pictures, there is the truth! By the way, there is also a CIA work card! Since I call you Auntie, I can give you a friendship price. ”
In fact, Wendi Deng thought of this matter just now, and thought about talking about it when she met Zheng Xudong alone for a while, but she didn't expect to be said in public by this kid, so she had to say: "Child, wait a minute, I will contact Rupert (Rupert Murdoch) immediately." After saying that, he took out the phone and called.
Zheng Xudong said to Ivanka again: "Honey, can you ask Andrea's old club NBC TV if it is interested in this? How much can it cost? By the way, let me also contact the world's well-known media who is willing to pay for this news." ”
"Okay, I'll call her now. Ivanka also took out the phone and called.
The people in the room began to observe a three-minute silence for the CIA, which may be out of luck this time. Sure enough, the sound of something falling to the ground and shattering came again on the phone.
"Okay, now that all of the above information has been maximized, it's time to talk about the problem of the Director just now. Zheng Xudong's words reminded everyone that the director of the CIA just now was the corpse of a female agent who wanted to go back to the villa to carry out an assassination mission, and for a while, this kid's "copper smell" was forgotten.
"Lord Director, I want to ask you, do you just want to get back your agent's corpse?" Zheng Xudong's words made everyone stunned, thinking to themselves, "Are there any other cats here?"
Hillary Clinton sat here and was made by Zheng Xudong to sit or leave, today is really the most troublesome day of her life, even more disturbing than discovering what happened to Lewinsky! Hearing Zheng Xudong's question just now, I thought to myself, "Leon Panetta, you TM ask for a lot of blessings, my mother can't control your CIA anymore." ”
At this time, everyone listened to the CIA Director Leon Panetta on the other side of the phone and said, "Boy, just say what you want to ask!" and his tone revealed coldness and impatience.
"If you only want the corpse of this female agent, I can have someone go to Hangzhou Bay to find it and see if there is anything left after being gnawed by the fish, if you want something else... Zheng Xudong stopped speaking after two sounds.
As soon as the people in the room heard it, "I'm going to be the next Olympics! There's still a play here, come on, let's go to the play!
The phone stopped for a long time before he said, "Chip, I want the chip in her hand that she didn't have time to hand in, I want to know if it's in your hand." ”
"Chips, what chips?" everyone was nervous, and then pricked up their ears to listen.
"I would have said no, I thought you would have loved your subordinates more!" Zheng Xudong first mocked the director, and then continued: "The chip is in my hand, what price do you want to buy it back." ”
When everyone heard this, they thought, "It's over, I'm afraid it's impossible for the CIA to get this chip back without blood." ”
Leon Panetta on the other end of the phone was visibly angry, gasping and saying, "Ten million dollars." ”
"What are you kidding, I bought a Beverly Hills villa for $30 million a few days ago, and you give me 10 million, don't talk about it!" Zheng Xudong said.
"Boy, do you know what's in that chip to dare to ask for such a high price?" said the other side of the phone.
Zheng Xudong smiled and did not answer the words of the CIA director, but said to the Japanese ambassador Yamazaki Kazuhiro: "Mr. Yamazaki Kazuyo, do you want to know what is in this chip?"
The Japanese ambassador Yamazaki Kazuhiro originally thought that he could continue to watch the jokes of the Americans next, but he didn't expect this kid to kick the "ball" to him again, he smiled awkwardly and said, "How do I know what it is?"
Zheng Xudong thought to himself, "I want to avoid it, I have to drag you into the water today!" He continued: "According to the information I bought back at a high price (in fact, it was investigated by Xiao Ai), the agent who went to my house to assassinate me, Chiyo Matsui, took a plane from Japan to Xiangjiang and then to the magic capital, and was supposed to carry the chip directly back to the CIA headquarters in the United States, but he received the task of assassinating me. When Ambassador Yamazaki heard that this agent had actually left from Japan, could it really have something to do with us? He continued to listen to Zheng Xudong with wide eyes: "According to intelligence, this agent used to be an assistant to a researcher in a research institute that produces lithography machines under Hitachi in your country, you know! Then he suddenly disappeared for some reason, and he reappeared in my house, what do you think could be in this chip?"
"I need to ask, this must be the second most advanced lithography machine technology today! Because the world's best lithography machine technology is the Dutch ASML (ASML) company. Hitachi was the runner-up, but it was also remarkable, the two of them ate up almost all the lithography machine share in the market, ASML in the Netherlands accounted for 80% of the market share, Hitachi accounted for 18% of the market share, and the remaining 2% of the market was occupied by other brands. This time, not only did the Japanese ambassador come to his senses, but even the Chinese ambassador Zhang Ye sat up straight and prepared to see the next development of things, thinking, "This time we must let this bear child keep this technology in China." ”
After hearing this, Ambassador Yamazaki said excitedly: "Mr. Zheng, are you saying that this chip is the lithography machine technology of Hitachi in China. ”
"Hehe! Mr. Yamazaki Kazuhiro, I didn't say that, this is what you said, anyway, now the CIA has already bid 10 million. He asked Ivanka next to him again, "Honey, if this is really lithography machine technology, how much is it worth on the market?"
Ivanka, who had just finished talking to Andrea, heard him say this, thought for a moment and said: "At least 100 million US dollars, if it is auctioned in the technology market, it will be higher!"
"Mr. Yamazaki Kazuhiro, listen, isn't this price worth having?"
100 million US dollars, Japanese Ambassador Yamazaki Kazuhiro really couldn't call the shots, so he quickly took out the phone and walked to the side to call.
At this time, Sean hung up the phone and came over and said, "The highest bidder for the truth elixir is the Royal Academy of Medicine in Stockholm, Sweden. ”
"How much are they willing to pay?"
"Sixty-five million dollars. ”
"FUCK! I'll just say I lost money last time I sold, I made 55 million less, a Beverly Hills villa! It's too TM loser. Ask Ambassador Japan if he is willing to pay a higher price. ”
Seeing this, Ambassador Zhang Ye also took out his phone and stepped aside to make a call.
After a few more rounds, the elixir was finally bought by the Stockholm Medical School in Sweden for $81 million.
Zheng Xudong pretended to be sad and said: "This is the difference between the prices of two Beverly Hills, it's too loser!" He said to Ivanka: "My dear, next time this kind of thing will be left to you, you must be more experienced than me." ”
Ivanka knew he was joking, so she followed him and said, "Okay, next time I'll do it, sell it for more money, and buy you a villa." ”
At this time, the Japanese ambassador Yamazaki Kazuhiro walked back, bowed to Zheng Xudong who was sitting in the chair, and then said: "Hitachi is willing to pay 150 million US dollars to buy back this chip." ”
"Great, another $150 million coming in. My dear, have you ever admired my earning power. ”
"Of course I admire, you are the best. ”
Everyone in the room was disgusted by the clumsy performance of these two men.
At this time, Ambassador Zhang Ye walked back and said to Zheng Xudong: "Mr. Zheng, I want to talk to you alone. ”
Zheng Xudong knew what he was going to talk about, "Mr. Ambassador, I have just sold the chip to Hitachi for 150 million US dollars, if you want to talk about it, don't talk about it." ”
What else could Zhang Ye say at this time, so many people were present! He could only let out a long sigh and sat heavily on the sofa.
Seeing this, the Japanese ambassador Yamazaki Kazuhiro stood up and bowed deeply to Zheng Xudong, and then said: "Mr. Zheng, your conscience is very good, you are already a friend of the Japanese Ben people!"
"Friend, hehe! Whether this is a friend or not, you'll find out later. The Japanese ambassador Yamazaki Kazuhiro and the people in the room did not understand what Zheng Xudong meant, but he still sat back in his chair.
Zheng Xudong said to CIA Director Leon Panetta on the other side of the phone: "Your Excellency, although you are unwilling to apologize to me, I want to say something here, we have an old Chinese saying called "repeat and repeat, and you can't repeat and repeat and repeat." That's the end of your CIA's assassination campaign against me! I'll forgive you!"
The CIA director, Leon Panetta, on the other end of the phone, said, "What if not?"