Text Chapter 87 Marriage of the Red Face
I was not reconciled, and asked Ma Ling and Hongzhi again, and the answer was the same.
I really don't show my face at the critical moment! I want to be courteous in front of a woman, but I can't take anything out, and I am not ashamed to lose it?
The brain message is hard to hear: "It's you who are ashamed! No clothes and pants; unkempt and dirty, you are not as good as a beggar!"
This has made me depressed for a long time! Even it says I'm a beggar, what will others think......
No wonder Baby is willing to go with Huo Zhongren who is pretending to be me, and doesn't let me get close......
What's wrong with these women? Have you forgotten all the good times you had with me?
Sister Huang ignored it, swam far away, wore a long emerald green dress, flew out of the dark clouds, flashed and disappeared.
The more I watched it, the more I liked it, and I couldn't help shouting: "Sister Huang, I love you!"
She didn't seem to hear it...... The disappointed heart is somewhat comforting.
These women left me one by one, and the most embarrassing thing was that the baby was actually in the hut with Huo Zhongren and asked me to guard the door......
Speaking of which, it's to blame for the dirty hair, which has never been cut until now, makes his beard slag, like a little old man, and pretends to be ...... even if people know him.
I'm in a bad mood, and I'm quietly talking to my brain: "What should I do?"
The brain has no information, just a heavy thing growing from the fairy tree, and it is pinched and taken down with his hand.
It turned out to be scissors, touched his head with his hand, made a lot of it, and was disgusted to look at.
Take a picture of the round mirror, like a dog gnawing, trimming and clipping, it is always not ideal......
I had to endure it, keep washing my body, and I couldn't wait to peel off a layer of skin and turn it into milky white, so that women liked it at first sight......
"Hee-hee-hee!" came a burst of laughter like a silver bell.
I looked at it: I was stunned! It turned out to be her, wasn't she gone, why did she come back again?
Men sometimes pretend to be forced, and once they appear, they deliberately show a shit-swelling as if they are about to stutter.
She flew directly in front of me, looked at it carefully, and said, "The more I think about it, the more wrong it becomes, if I miss it, it will be impossible to meet; ”
I was moved by her enthusiasm, the key is how to become a little white face to make women like?
She didn't like to hear this, and said with a hint of jealousy in her eyes: "What are you doing with that thing? Like a big fool!
I looked at my body, and I couldn't wash it anyway, and asked, "What can you do?"
She spat out of her mouth, put it in her hands, rubbed it, it was full of foam, and she washed my body with it, and everywhere she went, her skin was milky white, and even the scars were gone.
She looked at it carefully, and she liked it so much! She actually said, "We'll get married right away!"
Oh my God, it's too fast? I'm not going to get married at all, it's like a dream......
Although he has lived with the queen mother for more than a year, he is a man with a husband, and if he is caught, he will be blamed - it is not cost-effective to connect the nine clans!
But she is a big family, the consequences are unimaginable, and it is safe to marry Sister Huang.
Her face smiled like a flower, and the joy of marriage was written on her face, just like a man thinks of a woman, longing for happiness from a new marriage!
Sister Huang not only washed me clean, but also changed into a groom outfit without underwear......
We hugged warmly, bounced into the air, and stared at each other......
Her face was blushing, like a married girl, and she looked a little shy......
With a silver bell-like laughter, he concealed his inner shyness......
Soon I will be happy, and I can't help but sing a happy song: "Little lover, by my side, tearful reunion after many days, don't say that my brother misses my sister, ah-my sister is more crazy ...... love"
Suddenly, there was a loud "boom".
Dark clouds collided with them, tearing a crack through the black expanse, shining with blinding light.
We were above the clouds, the sun was still hanging in the middle, and the clouds were all below, one after the other, and there was a strong fire, and it was very scary!
It collapsed in a flash, very fast, thinner and thinner, and you could see the fog below and the white smoke steaming upwards.
Sister Huang is going crazy, hugging me tightly and circling, laughter can be heard hundreds of miles away, from hot kisses to deep kisses, gasping sounds, I can't wait, even the bridal outfit hasn't changed, and I waved my hand......
I didn't see the new house, but a beautiful woman came and shouted: "Sister Huang, don't be so greedy, those who see it have a share!"
Who told her to disturb her? Sister Huang glared and asked, "What about my new house?"
The beautiful woman smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I've taken it in! I'm recruiting relatives everywhere, and despite my hard work, I haven't seen a man for more than a year!"
Sister Huang was so upset that the flame that had just been lit was still burning in her heart; she didn't expect this to happen, so she gritted her teeth and shouted: "Die! Don't you see his groom outfit? It's about to be a round house!"
The beauty laughed wickedly: "When we first met, I wore this outfit;
Sister Huang is wronged! This is agreed by both parties, why do you turn your eyes and talk nonsense?
The beautiful woman shouted angrily: "Guinan, marry me! Now I will change into a bridal dress." ”
Without waiting for me to speak: in a circle, a man dressed in a bridal dress and wearing a red hijab who identified it as my wife said, "We are a natural pair!"
What a strange thing! She really looked better than Sister Huang in this suit, and a shy face of a bride was revealed.
But I don't know anyone, and I don't know if I've met them.
Sometimes men have big hearts, eating from the bowl and looking at the pot, wishing they were all for themselves......
"Since you want to marry me, marry you as the second wife; ”
The beauty shook her body and argued: "No, why does she make a big house, my ability is ten times greater than her......"
It seems that polygamy is acceptable to them, and if they marry ten or eight, there are a lot of beautiful women, and even if they die, it will be cost-effective......
No one knows what I think: Sister Huang naturally becomes a big house, and the beautiful woman doesn't do it, making her face red and her neck thick, and comparing her fists to the ......
Neither of them listened, and I could only say, "Juxtaposed as a big house." ”
At this time, the two of them pointed at me and argued: "How can there be a big house? Even if a woman is a woman, you can't just leak your privacy!"
I think of a story that I want to tell them: there was an old man who married a wife in the ninth room, and it was impossible to have a round house together, so he had to gather them together to discuss.
The eldest lady asked for a round room every day, and the second wife did the same.
The old man was not so strong, he was old and sickly, and he only thought about his youngest wife, and everyone understood......
However, except for the little lady, she was happy, and she was unwilling.
The eldest lady proposed to draw lots; the second wife proposed to hang a red light; through consideration, everyone supported hanging a red light for three reasons; first, a woman could not have a round house when she came to the eldest aunt; second, the old man's body was not the same; third, there was no time to spare time for other errands; in addition to this, there were many other factors......
In response to this situation, the eldest lady was opposed to it, and had to try to draw lots, and then consider other things.