Episode 305 The Little Fox's Smile
"Ride the clouds, tell me about the marching ants. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
After a painstaking effort to finally solve the problem of how to fix Yu Qiyun's personal adventurism, Yue An began to cut to the chase.
At this time, the night is getting thicker, the cold is hitting, in the termite grassland, the temperature difference between day and night is still quite large, the two of them sit back in the house, you can feel the white cloud queen's hospitality to them,
In order to facilitate human rest, a layer of soft dry grass blades was spread in the center of the room, which was much more comfortable to sit on than leaves, and Yu Qiyun simply stretched his waist and lay down.
"They're better than we thought!" Yu Qiyun combed his hair with his fingers and sighed:
"On the way, I saw a clean horned lizard with white bones gnawed by marching ants, and I saw it with my own eyes, and they hunted down their prey, and their skill was outrageous, in a word, these marching ants were the ultimate killing machines. ”
Yue An carefully examined Yu Qiyun's face, this was the first time he had seen Yu Qiyun say that his opponent was so powerful, but he also noticed a detail, although Yu Qiyun was sighing, but his eyes were blazing and fearless.
"Since the combat power of the marching ants is beyond our imagination, then riding clouds, do you think our previous strategy and tactics can compete with these marching ants?
Yue An cupped his eyes and asked in a deep voice.
Yu Qiyun picked his nostrils, rubbed a piece of boogers into a small ball and bounced it into the distance, and when he saw Yue An's disgusted expression, he laughed proudly:
"Anzi, for me, difficulties are sometimes like boogers, as long as you have confidence and determination, you can rub it as much as you want!"
Damn, someone actually compared difficulties to boogers, and the more Anxin slandered for a while, but his mouth smiled slightly:
"Then may I ask the great philosopher Yu, how do you rub the 50 million boogers of the marching ants?"
"Alright, no kidding. ”
Yu Qiyun suddenly said, "Let me talk about my thoughts first, our original plan does have to be adjusted, the hardware remains the same, but the software needs to be upgraded." ”
……
Yu Qiyun coughed and felt that his throat was a little dry and hoarse, and Yue An immediately handed him a bottle of juice from the house, which was squeezed out by a mysterious method by termites according to the queen's instructions to quench his thirst as the commander-in-chief.
"Wow!"
Yu Qiyun immediately screamed, couldn't wait to drink with his mouth, wiped his mouth, and slapped Yue An's ass fiercely:
"I can't see it, you're really nourishing as the commander-in-chief! ”
Yue An showed a gentle smile like a little fox:
"How's it taste?"
Xiao Yu drank it all and was full of praise:
Pure natural and silent, it is more than the drinks bought in the supermarket.
Didn't eat anything else?
Seeing that Yue An's smile at the moment had been upgraded to that of an old fox, Yu Qiyun finally asked vigilantly:
You... What the hell do you mean kid?
Yue An hehe hey laughed:
Don't you want to know how this juice is squeezed?
Didn't you squeeze it with your hands?
Yu Qiyun's eyes widened, and he faintly felt bad.
Yue An's shoulders shrugged, trying his best to control his emotions, word by word:
This is a termite bug that they are lying on the fruit and stirring it up with their teeth.
After speaking, he closed his mouth quietly, waiting for Yu Qiyun's good show, but what disappointed him was that Yu Qiyun listened to it, his face did not change, he shook the bottle, dripped the last drop of juice at the bottom of the bottle on the tip of his tongue, and smacked his lips at Yue An, who was stunned:
Anything else?
Yue An stumbled under his feet.
How did he know that when Yu Qiyun had drunk the poisonous needle of Bug Seven before, in order to detoxify the poison, he even drank ant urine, and now he is still afraid of termite saliva?
Seeing his companion so bold, Yue An was secretly ashamed, today when he heard that this juice was stirred out by termites with his mouth, he hesitated for a long time, and then reluctantly took a small sip, the taste is really good, as far as he knows, termite saliva, just like human anti-inflammatory drugs, has a good bactericidal effect, so that the juice squeezed out is actually equivalent to drinking medicinal wine, which is beneficial to the human body.
It's just psychologically hard to accept.
Seeing Yu Qiyun drinking so happily, he originally wanted to tell the truth and tease him, but he never expected that this guy would not change his face, and the more he drank, the more courageous he became. This made Yue An ashamed of himself, and he was impressed by Yu Qiyun's mind.
……
The joke ended, and the two continued to get back to business.
Yu Qiyun talked eloquently, with the potential to guide the country:
The two sets of hardware in the plan between us, the Great Wall and the North-South Canal, do not need to be changed, no matter how powerful the marching ants are, this is our territory. We want to take advantage of this location!
Yue Anxin nodded approvingly.
As for the software, that is, our specific tactical layout, it is indeed necessary to make a big upgrade, according to our original setting, with a base of 20 to 1 to confront, it seems to be okay, but in fact there is a lot of uncertainty. In terms of quality, we must have concrete measures for improvement.
Yue An lowered his head and muttered for a long time:
This question, in fact, I have also thought about it, except for some ruthless tricks we agreed on before, I can't think of any other way, looking at your appearance, it seems to have a spectrum?
I saw Yu Qiyun smile immodestly:
I've read a book that records two very interesting fighting techniques, and I think it's very suitable for ants, as long as you train well, you will definitely make a difference!
What is the book?
Yue An's hair stood up with excitement, as a veteran bookworm, books have always occupied a large part of his life, in addition to drawing comics, from childhood to adulthood, reading books has always been the main pleasure of his spare time.
He may be without meat for a month, but he shall not be without books for a day.
Even when he came to the Amazon rainforest, he downloaded a lot of e-books on his phone, in addition to carrying a few comic books of his own.
What is hateful is that I heard Yu Qiyun pouting and saying:
Keep it a secret for now, let me go back and experiment with it first, and I'll tell you when it succeeds, hehe.
Yue An's face immediately turned yellow, but his nose snorted, he stubbornly closed his mouth, and no longer mentioned the topic just now, and heard Yu Qiyun frown and ask:
Is there a problem that only you can solve?
There's a fart, let it go!" Yue An rolled his eyes.
To tell you a strange thing, the marching ants, although powerful, are working for others. Yu Qiyun's expression was mysterious, and he was very serious, and he really got Yue An's appetite.
I heard Yu Qiyun continue:
There is a group of special bird bosses, following behind the marching ants, as long as the ants find out the prey, they will be snatched clean by these birds, so angry that the ants cry and grab the ground!~
Hahaha, interesting!
Even a calm person like Yue An burst into laughter. I sighed in my heart that nature is really a master of humor, and there are so many interesting stories waiting for us to discover.
You can still laugh, now we are in trouble, Yu Qiyun's expression was like crying, and he suddenly said: Since the marching ants are the food and clothing parents of those rogue birds, if we are at war between the two sides, what will these birds do with the marching ants against our alliance army? And Prince Cangyuan said that many birds are very interested in termites.
Yu Qiyun touched his itchy nose again:
I can't deal with those big birds, do you have any good ideas in your encyclopedia?
As soon as his words fell, he heard Yue An laugh proudly:
I have a great idea...... (To be continued.) )