Kidnapped in public by a cockroach. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

What kind of feeling is this? If a reporter asks the only person involved in this world, Yu Qiyun may answer quietly in the future:

I was so excited because I could not only apply to Guinness World Record, but also become an influencer!

But at the time, he didn't think so at all.

His first feeling was humiliation! What a shame!

I lost all my little fresh face for more than 20 years! I was actually tied up by a small cockroach today!

The second feeling is the blue sky and the sea, because he was pinched by cockroaches and had difficulty breathing, his consciousness began to blur, and he dreamed that he was swimming in the sea.

When people are faced with a life-and-death crisis, they often burst out with more amazing power than usual, and so does this cockroach.

Therefore, let Yu Qiyun fight back against his face with his elbow, and even stretch out his leg and kick him in the stomach, although it hurts, this cockroach is getting tighter and tighter.

Because now Yu Qiyun is his only life-saving straw, and he knows that he must not let go, so he staggered back by picking at Yu Qiyun's neck.

Soon they will have to withdraw from the stone forest, and Scorpion Cai and Li Enchanting can only stare dryly, as long as they retreat a few more steps, the cockroach can kick Yu Qiyun's ass, and then have a victorious escape.

He is a vegetarian, and he has a kick in the ass, which can be regarded as a cheap hostage of Yu Qiyun.

……

A gust of wind blew in the wind.

A pink falling flower, dancing in the wind, the cockroach looked up, the mood became more and more happy, this falling flower was like a beautiful medallion, rewarding him for being the first cockroach ever to escape from the scorpion mouth.

This record is unprecedented.

When he was self-absorbed, the falling flower in the sky had just floated over his head, and suddenly it turned straight down!

In his stunned eyes, his eyes were black, and his whole person was covered by flowers, and the yellow pollen stuck to his head and face, so that he couldn't stop sneezing a few times!

What's going on?

The cockroach roared, extremely crazy, this itchy pollen is still a trivial matter, if the scorpion is good spider and those people surround it again, it will be very bad

His mind was racing, and he immediately let go of Yu Qiyun, hooked Yu Qiyun's clothes with his claws instead, and freed his hands to move the petals, this flower is equivalent to the weight of a jeep, and the cockroach is not an ant, at most two people's strength, so he lifted it extremely hard.

Just as he was desperately lifting the flower in front, the petals behind quietly opened a line, and a gray paw reached in, grabbed Yu Qiyun's feet, and dragged it out fiercely!

"Whoa!"

Yu Qiyun instantly broke away from the cockroach's demon feet, and was successfully pulled out of the flower, and just when the cockroach turned around and pounced in anger, the petals closed again!

It was dark again.

There was a silver bell-like giggle outside, followed by Yu Qiyun's cough and gasping for breath.

The cockroach heard a conversation coming from outside the petals:

"Huh, Moth, you saved me?"

"Of course, apart from your 'moth' Na Duozi sister Cailing, who can step on the delicate flowers to save you!"

"Wow, let me hug you for thanks!"

"Bah, whoa, whoa!"

The flowers were laughing and scolding, and the cockroaches in the flowers were wailing, and he found that no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't lift this heavy red flower.

Gradually, his heart was completely consumed by despair.

When the petals reopened, he saw countless pairs of angry eyes and cobwebs that split their heads and faces.

……

The bright sun overhead shone on the cockroach's new white clothes, giving off a dazzling glow.

"How do you want to die?"

These words popped out coldly between the scorpion's teeth.

"Can you not eat my face?" said the cockroach with a sad face, "I'm the most handsome cockroach in the area." ”

"Thank you for the reminder! I'll eat your face first!"

Scorpion smirked.

The animals burst into laughter.

The human expression is very complicated, knowing that if he is in the situation of a cockroach, he will also fight back, so there is nothing wrong with what the cockroach does.

At this time, the spider hoof walked past Yu Qiyun and sneered:

"You can't even beat a cockroach, you're so good!"

Yu Qiyun's old face was blue and white for a while, and he suddenly strode up to the scorpion, pointed at the cockroach, and said with a smile:

"Can you give him to me? ”

"You want to eat too?" asked the scorpion curiously.

"I want to have a joust with him!" Yu Qiyun Zhengse said, his expression was very serious.

Hiss......

As soon as this statement came out, both animals and human companions were in an uproar.

"Why are you crazy? If you get strangled by cockroaches again, see who else will save you!"

Li Yourao was the first to jump out, and Yu Qiyun was strangled with that pig-liver look just now, which made her feel distressed.

"Yes! What are you crazy about, do you know how hard it was for me to get a flower to fly down just now! Moth's angry mouth shook round and round:

"Don't let me save you in vain!"

"You're thinking too much, last time it was this guy who sneaked attack. Yu Qiyun smiled arrogantly, "Now face it head-on, see how I strap this little cockroach!"

As he spoke, he stared at the scorpion with burning eyes.

"Okay, I agree!" Scorpion was decisive.

"It's been a few days since he knew these humans, and he's always wanted to know Yu Qiyun's true fighting level. ”

"I don't agree!" said the cockroach suddenly.

Yu Qiyun stopped the roaring scorpion vegetable with one hand, lowered his head and looked down at the cockroach on the ground, and asked with a smile:

What do you mean?

"I have to be a lottery, or I'd rather be bitten to death than be a martial artist. Cockroach said.

"What do you want?"

"If I win, you must let me go!"

"And what if you lose?"

"If you want to kill or chop, let you fall!"

"Okay!

"Oh, yes, and ......"

"What?"

"For the sake of fairness, can you find me a fallen leaf to eat before the competition? ”

"Well, this can be there!"

"Also, I'm going to eat the kind of half-yellow, half-red fallen leaves that only fall for three days, and ......"

Yu Qiyun finally roared like a volcano:

"You're still over!"

……

"Squeak ......"

The cockroach threw itself on a fallen leaf, chewing sweetly along the edge of the leaf with its burgundy mouth.

He was surrounded by a group of animals and humans, and the cobwebs on his body were lifted, but in order to prevent him from escaping, the cockroach still had a spider silk firmly wrapped around one of its legs, and the other end of the spider silk was attached to the butt of Spider Xiaoliu.

For the first time, a fallen leaf that can be trampled by people everywhere can be eaten so crispy and refreshing, if you close your eyes and just listen to the sound, anyone will think that this is a human being eating a red apple.

Soap Soap was on the side, watching the cockroach brother eat the leaves with relish, saliva flowed all over the ground, she had just finished her lunch, and felt that her stomach was hungry again.

"How sure are you?"

Yue An approached Yu Qiyun's side and asked quietly.

"Ten ten!" Yu Qiyun said with certainty.

Yue An wiped his glasses, looked at Yu's expression carefully, and was silent, if Yu Qiyun magnified 100 times and returned to normal humans, not to mention a cockroach, it was 100, and it was not Yu Qiyun's opponent with a finger.

But now, the cockroach in front of him was 2 centimeters long, a head taller than Yu Qiyun, he really couldn't believe that Yu Qiyun was completely sure.

Soon, the fallen leaves changed from the size of a human baby's palm to the size of a baby's ear at a rate visible to the naked eye.

The cockroach stood up, crossed his hands on his hips, and raised his head to the sky and burped domineeringly at the blue sky and white clouds!

Then he turned to Yu Qiyun and smiled, hooking his fingers. (To be continued.) )