When I saw Cheng Zhiyuan, I was a little confused, the last time I met him was in a restaurant, but as soon as we went out on the front foot, he was besieged on the back foot, I seemed to lie and said, I am in a job what major, this time people meet face-to-face, I don't know what to say.

I said hello embarrassedly and said, Brother Yuan is so clever.

Cheng Yuanzhi pulled his little blue hair twice and said, "What a fool, when school starts today, why can't you go in from the door."

I glanced embarrassedly at the security guard who stopped me.

The security guard greeted Cheng Zhiyuan with a smile, Brother Yuan, this is your friend?

Cheng Zhiyuan didn't get off the motorcycle at all, and said impatiently, you are blind!

The security guard was robbed, but he didn't dare to say anything, and walked around me and the fat man towards the other students.

Cheng Zhiyuan pouted and said, formalism, every year when freshmen report, the school has to pretend to be forced, for fear that some students will bring the murder weapon into the school.

I coughed twice and said, Brother Yuan, let's go to you later.

Cheng Zhiyuan squinted his eyes and said, "It's okay!" After speaking, he kicked the motorcycle, and rode into the school with an unusually stylish style, and there were four or five motorcycles with him, basically all of them were delinquent teenagers dressed in yellow hair.

Just like this dick, there are a lot of nympho girls next to me who cover their mouths and exclaim, so handsome!

The fat man put his arm around my shoulders and walked into the campus, and whispered to me, this little blue hair feels pretty good, can you be a buddy? No, we'll take him.

I rubbed my nose and said, we can't stop him, and the goods just now seemed to be suspicious of me, and when I left, I looked at me in the wrong way, last time I told him, what kind of major am I?

The fat man tilted his head and said, it seems to be mechatronics or something, I can't remember, I guess that kid must have forgotten it, don't worry, third brother, not everyone has such a good memory.

I recalled it for a long time, I couldn't think of it, I just shook my head and didn't think about it, and wandered around from school with the fat man, anyway, on the first day of school, it doesn't matter if I go to class or not, the most important thing is that I don't know who to go to report, but the vocational middle school is different from ordinary high schools, and you can see rural non-mainstream and rural kawaii with hair and studs everywhere.

Regardless of the boys and girls, most of them look like ruffians, but I really see a lot of beautiful girls who wear less and look good, and the fat man is happy from the side and spit on the star, muttering from time to time, pink, there is also a leopard print, third brother, you look at the sister over there, there is definitely 34, hey, I'll go...

I felt embarrassed to be nagged by him, I grabbed his arm and whispered a reminder, brother, we are here to study, not to visit the kiln, you look at you like this, don't you look for your dream goddess Cao Xiaoai?

The fat man patted the back of his head and said, uh, forget about the serious business. Hurriedly took out his mobile phone to call Cao Xiaoai.

Cao Xiaoai told the fat man that he was packing up his things from the dormitory at this time, and the fat man dragged me to walk to the girl's dormitory building, and when I passed by the flower pond in the middle of the school, I saw a stone sculpture holding a book and looking into the distance, and the fat man licked his face and shouted, ", and the Statue of Liberty!"

At this time, a girl with burgundy hair and a ponytail walked past us, glanced at the fat man with disdain, and sneered: "Stupid, that's Lu Xun!"

The fat man gestured with an unconvinced face, hey, fuck, don't think you're beautiful, I won't dare to you! Go to S County No. 3 Middle School to inquire, Lao Tzu is in a hurry, and I dare to play with men.

The girl turned her head and gestured her middle finger at the fat man and said provocatively, "Come on, little fat man, if you dare to take off your pants from school, I will let you do what you want, do you dare?"

The girl is estimated to be sixteen or seventeen years old, her face is very good-looking, her skin is white, her mouth is not big, but her lips are very tender, her eyes are round and smooth, she wears a camouflage suspender belt on it, and she wears a pair of light white denim shorts underground, and she actually pulls a pair of flip-flops on her feet, and her toes are covered with red nail polish.

was provoked by the girl, the fat man was also angry, handed me the backpack casually, and was about to untie the belt, "My little temper, I can't hold it back! Come on, come on, beauty, come here, lift your ass!"

I watched the excitement with a smile from the side, others don't know how many pounds and taels the fat man has, I still don't know what kind of urine he is, this mouth is not as hard as JB, let him pretend to be a calf, it's okay to really get started.

The girl was not used to being fat at all, so she walked over with her waist pinched and patted her little buttocks.

The fat man's fat face suddenly turned red, and he said to the girl with his hands folded, "Big brother has walked through the south and crossed the north, and I will serve you with your long legs, and I will serve the beauty!"

The girl rolled her eyes disdainfully and said, "Whitch!"

"Hey, fuck, stop and don't run!" The fat man scolded and muttered to the girl's back, if the eldest brother doesn't doubt your life today, the two mines in the crotch of your pants will be in vain.

I picked up my backpack and walked in the opposite direction, it was so embarrassing to stand with this thing, and many students who came to report looked at us.

The fat man took two steps forward, glanced sideways at me, hurriedly trotted after me, and complained to me, "Third brother, why don't you stop me, how can you bear to watch me commit a crime?"

I didn't have the good to say, if you pretend to be forced to commit a crime, you will definitely be enough to shoot you for two hours! Don't owe it so much, we just arrived at the vocational high school, who knows if there are any ruthless people here, in case the target of that girl just now is a school bully, do you say that you beat us two wronged?

The fat man said with a terrible face, what are you afraid of! Whoever dares to touch us, I will call Brother Xing and Mr. Yu, and I can't kill them.

I stared at the fat man with a cold face and said, Lao Tzu reminds you for the last time, we are ordinary students now, if you dare to force the relationship with others in society, just go back to the city that never sleeps!

The fat man pretended to be a sissy, grabbed my arm and coquettishly, the third brother is wrong, don't worry!

I really don't have any temper at all for this skinless and faceless goods, and I lowered my voice and said to him, we are here to collect people, and we can't let anyone know our identities for the time being, and I don't want the shopkeepers in Sleepless City to know, where did our brothers come from, do you understand?

The fat man nodded his head with a serious face.

The two of us sat on the playground for half an hour, and Brother Shrimp finally called me, and I hurriedly asked him what major I was applying for.

Brother Shrimp estimated that he drank too much the night before, and he was still stunned at this time, and after a long time of hysteria, he gave me a phone number and said, you are looking for this person.

Brother Shrimp asked the person he was looking for was surnamed Ma, who was the vice principal of the in-service, and seemed to be in charge of logistics, after I called Principal Ma, he asked us to go to the office to find him, Principal Ma was very polite to us, and after asking me some words, he asked me what major I wanted to study, how do I know that thing, just say you can arrange it at will.

Principal Ma thought about it and said, you two go to learn computer science, that major is not messy and there are many girls, and it will be easy to find a job in the future.

I didn't have time to refute.,The fat man has already bowed and said thank you.,I'm quite out of temper.,I thought to myself that I'm here to unify the vocational high school anyway.,It's a dick to study any major.,I didn't continue to speak.。

Seeing that we all agreed, Principal Ma called our head teacher, the head teacher is a woman with glasses, in her thirties, wearing dirt and scum, looking a little ugly, to be honest, compared with 19 sisters, it really makes me a little disappointed.

The head teacher's name is Wang Na, at first glance is the kind of person who loves to shoot horses, probably think that we have something to do with the principal, the attitude towards us is very enthusiastic, and led me and the fat man to my dormitory, personally laid out the sheets and quilts for us, the dormitory is very large, it feels like a factory building, Wang Na said that all the boys in the class live in this dormitory, I looked at the beds about a dozen or so, and thought in my heart that this computer major is really yin and yang.

After arranging the dormitory, the head teacher took us to the classroom, and when we went up the stairs, we met the hot girl who was arguing with the fat man just now, and the most coincidental thing was that the girl actually walked into the same classroom with us.

There weren't a lot of people in the classroom, so the head teacher asked us to find a place to sit on our own.

What's even more coincidental is that the girl's steps were a little faster than the two of us, and she sat directly on the last row of seats near the back door in the classroom, and then put her schoolbag on the empty seat next to her, raised her head at the fat man and said, I'm sorry, there's someone!

Seeing the two of us standing awkwardly, the girl patted her big white leg and said, "Little fat man, do you want to sit here too?"

The fat man rolled his arms and shouted: ", my little temper!" I thought that the fat brother could finally get a master, who knew that after this thing finished brushing his arms, he pulled me to sit on the empty seat next to me and muttered, good men don't fight with women!

The girl pursed her lips in disdain, took out her mobile phone and pressed it "crackling", the fat man crossed Erlang's legs and deliberately dragged a long note and hummed a small song: "You ask me, who am I, I am Shandong Da Li Kui, JB coarse egg fat..."

The girl "Teng" stood up and looked at the head teacher and said in a loud voice, teacher, he played hooligan, dragging his pants from the classroom...