Episode 279 Lend Me 100,000 Ants

"The method is simple. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" Yu Qiyun showed an expression that only a wise man has, squinted his eyes and smiled:

"Fishing!"

As soon as he had finished speaking, he saw three other people looking at him like idiots.

If they were normal people, Yu Qiyun would have no problem saying this, but now they are as big as ants, and to say such things like this is simply a fool's dream, Yu Qiyun's brain is really "Watt".

Such a naΓ―ve and ridiculous plan can be spoken!

Li Yourao laughed angrily:

"What are you fishing for, little, with your ridiculous IQ or with your blue hair?"

"Hahaha!

The rice ball and the soap laughed together, and the soap gasped and said:

"Brother Qiyun, it's the fish that will catch you then!"

In the little guy's mind, there is an interesting picture like this: Yu Qiyun's small figure is danced into a twist flower in the air by a big silver fish with a fishing line.

With their sneering expressions, Yu Qiyun had a full view, and he couldn't help but sigh: The bosom friend is scarce, and he misses Yue'an, who is far away in the termite grassland to build the Great Wall.

He shook his blue hair, rolled his eyes, and said:

"Don't worry, I haven't finished yet, I didn't say we were here to fish......"

"Then who do you mean to fish?" Li Yourao sneered, "It can't be the ants in the ant nest, right?"

Yu Qiyun slapped his face, "That's right!"

After saying this, without waiting for Li Yourao to get to the bottom of it, he reflexively threw himself to the ground, motionless, and deliberately made a snoring sound.

The moonlight shone through the window, shining on the three faces that looked at each other. Li Yourao gritted her teeth, eager to drag Yu Qiyun up and beat her, she is an impatient, and she hates people who talk half a sentence the most.

……

The next day, it was another beautiful sunny day.

Yu Qiyun slept early and woke up early, he opened his eyes and saw the sky outside the window turning the white of the carp's belly, and there was a hint of excitement on the corner of his mouth.

He has always liked sunny days, and it is very convenient for him, a parkour man who is full of muscles except for his brain, to go out like this.

Listening to Yue'an, it is the dry season in the Amazon rainforest, and it rains at most once a week, which makes him secretly glad that if it is the rainy season, it will rain three or four times a week, and this raindrops like a giant cannon will make it difficult for them to move an inch.

Silently glanced at the sleeping faces of Li Enchanting and Fantuan, and said to himself:

"I'm going to surprise you guys today!"

As soon as he packed his things and was about to go, a hand was placed on his shoulder, and a voice asked in a hazy voice:

"What... What... Surprise... Hey?"

Yu Qiyun was terrified, jumped up like a rabbit, and looked back to see Soap's saliva face.

"What surprises?

Yu Qiyun pressed the little guy back to the leaves, took steps, one, two, three, and hurriedly walked away.

He ran to the basement with a flashlight, caught an early ant along the way to lead the way, and after nine curves and eighteen bends, finally came to the place where the ant jasmine and the peach blossom team slept at night.

In fact, the queen had already arranged a wood-view room with windows on the upper floor of the building for Ant Jasmine, who was the head of the worker ants, but she was a stubborn girl and liked to squeeze into a collective dormitory with Peach Blossom.

The tribe stipulates that all ants, including the queen and princess, get up at 5 a.m., wash, drink, eat breakfast, and work on time by 6 o'clock, except for the old, weak, sick and disabled.

When Yu Qiyun walked into the room of the ant jasmine, they had already gotten up and were washing, Yu Qiyun grinned: "I'll give you light" The flashlight was expanded and shone on several of their ants.

It was found that the washing of ants is very different from that of humans.

Humans brush their teeth with toothpaste and toothbrushes, while ants brush their teeth with two sisters mouth-to-mouth, rubbing each other's teeth like skateboard shoes.

Yu Qiyun's face twitched, the scene was very warm, but the taste seemed to be a little heavier.

Seeing the ants washing their faces made the stomach acid in his stomach rush to his nose.

I saw the ants spit saliva in the palms of their hands, and then kept smearing their faces, and after wiping their faces, they continued to smear their antennae......

Yu Qiyun hit the flashlight to the ground, staggered to the door, and took a deep breath, if he looked at it again, the fragrant overnight meal would not be saved.

A few minutes later, Ant Jasmine patted him on the shoulder:

"Is there anything wrong with you looking for me so early?"

Before Yu Qiyun could answer, he suddenly sighed: "There is eye in the corner of your eye! Why don't you wash your face? Come on, come on, I happen to have ready-made saliva here?"

As soon as Yu Qiyun wanted to dodge, he was enthusiastically wiped with saliva by Ant Jasmine, and he didn't even let go of his ears.

The sad Yu Qiyun showed a smile that was 100 times more ugly than crying, and said tremblingly:

"Thank you!"

Ant Jasmine was satisfied to see the eye droppings in the corners of Yu Qiyun's eyes slowly dissolving in her saliva, and smiled happily:

"You're looking for me?"

Under the baptism of saliva, Yu Qiyun's eye feces disappeared, but the itchy feeling made his face twitch constantly, making it difficult for him to speak:

"That's... This one... This one... That..."

The ant-jasmine tentacles were erected, and the eyes were wide-eyed:

"Early in the morning, what do you want to say?"

"Lend me 100,000 ants!" Yu Qiyun said clearly, being glared at by the ant Jasmine, his face suddenly stopped twitching, and his teeth naturally returned to normal.

Ant Jasmine took a step back in fright, her tentacles turned into trumpet flowers, and she stammered and asked:

"Why do you want so many ants?"

"Fishing!"

"What is fishing?"

"Fishing is all about getting fish out of the water with a long line and bait on a hook. ”

"Long-line, hook, bait?"

Yu Qiyun rubbed his temples vigorously with two fingers, such a low-quality conversation made his whole person on the verge of collapse.

He paused, took a deep breath, and used a lot of oxygen to bring his nervous system, which was about to become disordered, back to normal, and then he continued to work hard for a full 15 minutes before the ant understood what fishing was.

……

Ant Jasmine finally understood what fishing was and how to fish like this, but to Yu Qiyun's surprise, her first reaction turned out to be fierce opposition:

"The reason is simple, we don't have a line or a hook at all, and even if we do, if we do, it's not ant fishing, it's fish catching ants. ”

Yu Qiyun stopped the conversation again and took a deep breath. Then he shone a flashlight on his face and said resolutely:

"Look, look, my face looks like a serious nonsense person?

Ant Jasmine leaned forward, looked at his face carefully, and then sat down silently.

Yu Qiyun put down the flashlight, confused:

"Damn, although I'm so handsome that flowers bloom and fall, but you're not a flower, why are you sitting underground?"

"You... You looked like a ghost ...... just now," Ant Jasmine said as she glared at Yu Qiyun's face.

The facts are just the opposite of what Yu Qiyun said, his face is dark and weird under the close-range illumination of the flashlight, it is too terrifying, too hideous, too scary!

Yu Qiyun looked up to the sky and wailed:

"How can you catch a small fish so hard?" (To be continued.) )