Xie Zhe: "......"

His old face darkened, and he suddenly felt like he was beeping a dog. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

After the giant muttered to himself, he cracked his mouth and smiled at him and said: "Hi, little cutie, hello, I am Song Kui, the helmsman of the Inner Mongolia Branch of the Shaoyin Sect, everyone calls me Kuiye, you, just call me husband." ”

Husband......

Xie Zhe's goosebumps fell to the ground, and the countermeasures he had thought of flew away from the hatred of the sky at this moment. His stomach churned violently, and he couldn't help but retch on the spot holding on to the iron cage.

Rather than *****, he'd rather be a dog!

"Huh, this is vomiting?" The giant Song Kui couldn't help but be a little surprised when he saw his dying-style appearance, and at the same time said happily: "It seems that I have made great progress in the magic power of 'staring at whoever is pregnant'." Hey, cutie, you haven't told me your name yet. Say it, and I will change you to a warm and comfortable place and give you the most intimate care. ”

The more Xie Zhe listened, the more he felt sick to his stomach, and he couldn't help but hold his chest and roared: "You are so cute, your whole family is a little cutie! Get out, get out of the !! for Lao Tzu."

At this moment, Xie Zhe exploded.

Even in the face of Xiaolongtan's powerful nameless ancient corpse, he didn't react as fiercely as he did now. After all, he was a pure and upright man, and in his eyes, it was much easier to face the bleak end of being killed than to face something that violated the rules of the universe!

The scene outside the iron gate was tightly covered by Song Kui's burly figure, and under his shadow, Xie Zhe suddenly felt that He Yue, who had kidnapped him, was still quite cute, and the lewd thief brother who had repeatedly offended him before seemed to be more normal than this.

Hearing his roar, Song Kui, who was too big to squeeze in, was even happier, only to see him grinning and said with satisfaction: "The temperament is quite strong, not bad, my sister really understands me more and more, my favorite is this kind of mouth saying no, but the body can't resist the little cutie!"

Xie Zhe: "......"

What to do, what should he do......

This little cell doesn't look like it can stop the giant, and if that bastard does rush in and commit violence against him, the little iron cage will look like paper!

Ah, yes!

Xie Zhe had a flash of inspiration, and thought that at this time, he should try to delay time and try to maintain emotional stability, so as not to anger Song Kui. As long as he can drag on for an hour, when He Yue comes back, he should be safe!

But, but ...... In the final analysis, he still has to rely on the kidnapper He Yue, which makes him feel like a failure.

Xie Zhe sighed in his heart.

That's it, for the sake of chastity, just lose some of the festival, anyway, you don't need money for the festival, it's a big deal to find a senior to brainwash yourself in the future.

Thinking of this, he hurriedly tried to suppress his violent resistance, took two deep breaths, and then said to Song Kui: "That, giant ...... Master Song, I think you should have misunderstood, Miss He Yue brought me here because she had important things to do, because I knew some secrets she wanted to know. She'll be asking me in a moment. As you know, prisoners with important secrets are not allowed to be tortured and interrogated casually, so please be sure not to do anything to me, this kind of thing is more appropriate for Miss He Yue to do. ”

When he spoke, he tried to keep himself calm and try to look directly at Song Kui. It's just that, looking at the unkempt bubble noodle head and unkempt bearded giant, he still has a feeling of facing a cannibal, and he is careful that his liver is fluttering and jumping wildly.

However, he is quite satisfied with his statement.

However, Song Kui was quite satisfied with his statement.

When the giant outside the iron gate heard Xie Zhe's words, he smiled on the spot and said, "Haha, so that's the case, it's really good!"

Xie Zhe: "......"

What's going on here, he's a happy bird?

As soon as his puzzlement came out, he heard Song Kui say: "Little baby, you probably don't know, I, Song someone, is the finale of this rudder's interrogation of prisoners! No matter how old or young, gender or gender, loyal or stubborn, as long as I get into bed, no one will not recruit! Hehe, since my sister has something to ask you, that's fine, let's skip the first few levels and carry out the final interrogation!"

Go to bed for interrogation?Why do you sound like a perverted little yellow text......

Xie Zhe's eyes instantly moistened.

Is this the legendary lifting of a stone to shoot oneself in the foot?

Miserable, so tragic!

However, he is a witty Baiyun Sanren, how can such a trivial matter be difficult for him!

Xie Zhe smiled awkwardly and hurriedly said, "That, Master Song, I don't think this last level is necessary at all. I'm not a tough person, and I won't be punished for it! Your kindness is understood, and if you interrogate me for such a trivial matter, you don't need to trouble the helmsman. ”

"Ah, ...... like this" Song Kui was a little disappointed, but he quickly reacted and said: "Actually, my old Song is a helmsman who is close to the people, and he does many things by himself and leads by example." So ......"

"So this kind of thing can't be done by you!" Xie Zhe had a little headache, and hurriedly said righteously: "You may not know that in ancient times, the way to deal with captured opponents was an extremely important political means for a country! For example, Cao Cao, he is a leader who is very good at recruiting prisoners and rebels! He captured Guan Yu, and instead of forcing him to obey, he ate and drank well and made offerings, and finally let Guan Yu take his sister-in-law away. It is precisely because of this incident that Guan Yu has always remembered Cao Cao's kindness, and there is an allusion to Cao Cao's interpretation of Huarong Daoyi! Therefore, attitude is very important, and it is better not to do such things as torture!"

Not only Guan Yu, but there are many examples of Cao Cao's courtesy to opponents.

Xie Zhe quoted scriptures and classics this time, argued on the basis of reason, and finally achieved outstanding results. Song Kui was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and only after a while did he whisper to himself: "Cao Cao or something, I only learned one word." ”

Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, let out a long 'oh', and said to Xie Zhe with an ambiguous look in his eyes: "I understand, cultural people like you are the most likely to be shy, and they are always embarrassed to say what they think in their hearts." You said that you should be polite to the captives and not forced, but secretly you kept hinting at me by Cao Cao's name! Tsk, you are so cute and so smart and shy! But you are also right, I should be polite and gentle with cute boys. Well...... In this way, I'll let you out first, let's go have lunch together, then listen to folk songs, soak in the hot springs, and wait until it's dark, and then ......."

Xie Zhe burst into tears.

This big brother's comprehension ability is also no one.

Although he admits that he is a cute boy, his cuteness has absolutely nothing to do with this! Therefore, he still said righteously: "Lord Song Helm! I am a disciple of the ninety-ninth generation of Kunlun Immortal Realm, and I have been the legitimate heir of Kunlun Immortal Mountain since ancient times! I am one of Kunlun's future successors, if you want to use your hands and feet against me, you have to weigh Kunlun first, and the weight of my master Uncle Kunlun Golden Immortal Xuanzi!"

If good words and persuasion are ineffective, he can only use threats and intimidation. Kunlun's name can't scare He Yue, you can always deter this uninformed person, right?

Listening to Xie Zhe's words, Song Kui's eyes really widened, and he looked incredulous.

Just when Xie Zhe thought he was going to admit it, Song Kui said, "Oh my God, you are actually a Kunlun disciple, it's really good!"

Xie Zhe: "......"

There was another sense of foreboding.

In his apprehension, Song Kui clapped his hands and said happily: "I have long said that I want to taste the taste of Kunlun disciples, but the master and junior sister have been stopping me, so I have not taken action." I didn't expect my junior sister to hate me so much on the surface, but secretly she was secretly looking for a partner for me, and even brought it back directly......! What's your name? You will be my lady in the village from now on, and the identity of a Kunlun disciple is the best match for my Song!"

Xie Zhe raised his head when he heard this, looked at the gray ceiling above his head, and let out a long sigh.

He must have been pretending to be too much lately, so he will suffer this retribution, right? It must be, otherwise, with his identity as a small fighter, there is no reason to be caught in the den of thieves.

A little witch who kidnaps people if she doesn't agree, and a barbarian who wants others to be the lady of the village if she doesn't agree......

At this moment, Xie Zhe felt that he was suffering the curse of pretending to be coerced.

He secretly made up his mind that if there was a future, he would stop pretending to be forced! He wanted to tell all the Taoist friends and seniors on the forum that he was not an old-timer in the Chiming Realm who had lived for hundreds of years, and that he was just a rookie who fought on the street, and he was not awesome at all.

But can he have a future......

Song Kui grinned happily and said, "Madam, without further ado, let's go get down to business." Wedding or something, choose a good day and an auspicious day later. ”

As he spoke, he squeezed through the iron door.

Xie Zhe's mood at the moment was as if he had been wheeled by 10,000 alpacas. He slowly stepped back and didn't stop until his back hit the cage. His hand silently touched his trouser pocket, if Song Kui really approached, he would definitely launch the Wind Rune as soon as possible, and give this giant helmsman a taste of a typhoon in the south!

Although doing so is likely to anger the other person and make your own end worse. But Xie Zhe couldn't care about that much.

Song Kui is two meters five meters tall and one meter wide at the shoulders, and it is obviously a little difficult to squeeze into this small prison passage that is two meters high and more than 80 centimeters wide.

Seeing that he hadn't gotten in after several attempts, Xie Zhe felt a little relieved. However, Song Kui, who had failed a few times, was a little annoyed, and finally snorted angrily, put his hands on both sides of the door frame, shouted in a low voice, and suddenly exerted his strength!

"Open it for me!"

I only heard Song Kui shout, and then there was a hissing sound, and the two walls of the entire passage, including the ceiling, were torn apart like this!

Yes, it was torn, not collapsed!

Xie Zhe saw with his own eyes that the wall of the passage was torn open with a neat crack like a three-fold plank, and the gray color on the surface fell to the ground, which was clearly patent leather, and the inside, pure and pure, was all wood!

Song Kui obviously didn't expect this wall to be so vulnerable, and under the excessive force, the whole person lost his center of gravity and fell down in the direction of Xie Zhe.

In a low thud, the 'cell' where Xie Zhe was being held finally collapsed with a bang, leaving only the iron cage standing intact.

The light suddenly brightened, and Xie Zhe looked at everything around him, and the corners of his mouth twitched again and again.