North America, Rochester, New York, is beautiful at night.

On the top floor of a skyscraper on a certain street, several low-light LED lights bring a faint light to the office. A handsome young man in a white shirt of Oriental descent who had no friends was lying in an office chair, staring at the table with one foot and raising his legs, drowsy. He had a blue notebook with the Surperman logo on it in his arms, the computer on his desk was not turned on, and there was a shoe print on the monitor.

"Ding~Master,There's a private message~"

A pleasant girl's voice came from the notebook, waking up the fugue teenager.

Lazily twisting his neck, the white-shirted boy kicked his legs and printed a fresh size 42 sole on the computer monitor on the desk before sitting up straight with a reluctant expression.

"Baby, who sent the private message?" asked the white-shirted boy Duckweed Boy who took a sip of boiled water from a disposable plastic cup and casually asked.

A beautiful girl's voice came out of the laptop: "Back to the master, it's Kunlun Feiyun's private message, the IP is from southern Fujian, China, and the IP of the Baiyun Sanren you are concerned about is exactly the same~"

After drinking the water, the duckweed boy who listened to the answer suddenly lifted his spirits, yawned and exhaled a mouthful of turbid air that seemed to be substance, and said with a smile: "It seems that Xiao Feiyun thinks that there is too little fun." Baby, tell me about your private beliefs. ”

"Nice hosts. The pleasant girl's voice replied, and then her voice changed abruptly, and it was replaced by a voice that was almost exactly the same as Feiyun's, and she hurriedly said: "Duckweed seniors are not good! A secular mortal has infiltrated our forum, and he also claims to be a super strong person who has lived for more than 500 years, and deceived a large group of fellow cultivators! Now the junior has found the residence of that evil thief, but because he can't be restrained by cultivation, I hope that the senior will quickly block his ID and IP, and come over to brainwash him by the way!"

Not to mention, the intelligent system not only has a voice very similar to Feiyun, but even the tone of speech is the same as that of a real person, just like a voice message sent by Feiyun!

The duckweed boy didn't know where to take out a big cigar that didn't match his style and lit it, took a long breath, and then blew out the smoke slowly, and said to himself thoughtfully: "Sure enough, a plot has unfolded." Since Xiao Feiyun is not satisfied with the status quo, let's help her add some ingredients...... Baby, send a private message to Yang Yi in Shushan, telling him that there is a senior who can help him, the address is in the *********, the contact information is ***********, and the time should be early. ”

"Yes, master. "The intelligent system is brittle, and the laptop monitor starts to operate on its own.

At this moment, there was a knock on the office door. The duckweed boy knew who was coming in the middle of the night, so he didn't care about the image and lay down again, continued to cross Erlang's legs, and snapped his fingers.

The door opened, and in walked in a tall white man in a blue leotard with a red cloak and red panties on the outside. As soon as the white man came in, he respectfully performed a Western knightly salute and said in fluent Chinese: "Master, the Mayan tribe just called me and said that there is a sea monster in the Gulf of Mexico, and it seems to be a very powerful monster." In vain, as a member of the Justice League, we should act immediately to kill that sea monster!"

Duckweed Boy smoked a cigar, knocked on the back of his hand on his forehead, and said with a headache and speechless: "Carl, I repeat, the Justice League is just a virtual product of your comic company, please don't bring it to reality, OK? Also, in the future, you don't need to tell me about the little things like a sea monster, a demon or a shemale, you can do it if you want, conquer like a man, don't be instigated or retreat, be as brave as yourself in your comics." Finally, before I left, I took my monitor and cleaned it, upgraded my forum, added a news section, and took out the garbage by the way. Well, that's all, you go get busy. ”

"Okay, okay...... Karl will do it. Carl, a white man, answered, with a "I am aggrieved" expression, hesitated and stopped: "By the way, Master, my pen ......"

"Huh?" the young man in the white shirt looked at him suspiciously, his pure and immaculate gaze filled with puzzlement and inquiry.

Seeing this, Carl twitched the muscles in his cheeks, and said with a dry smile: "No, it's nothing, I just want to tell Master that smoking is harmful to your health, so you should smoke less." ”

The duckweed boy waved his hand impatiently and said, "I know, I know, you." Oh yes, next time I come over, remember to bring some new tea from Hangzhou to the teacher, drinking boiled water every day is too inconsistent with my identity and status. ”

Carl smiled bitterly and exited the office.

At the same time, on the other side of the equator......

On a bench in a lakeside park in Paranoa, Brasilia, a dark-haired Oriental couple is sitting in front of their laptops, looking expectant.

The little couple is wearing a couple T-shirt printed with big cartoon letters, and the girl is a long black straight with delicate facial features, an innocent expression, and she looks like a good girl. And the young man has a mohican hairstyle, and at the moment his fingers are flying on the keyboard of his notebook.

The screen went on and on, and with each change, he entered a new password. It took him seven addresses to switch before he finally stopped typing.

The interface is blue at the bottom,It's an old-fashioned forum web page in the shape of a nine-square grid.,Two of the sections are still empty.。

This old-fashioned forum is the Xiuzhen World Forum, and this little couple is naturally Yang Yi and Xu Linglong who "eloped in the world"!

In the middle of the night yesterday, they colluded with Xu Shijie, the younger brother of Qingquan Mountain Xu is Anjushi, to lay a puzzle and release the false news that they were going to flee to Los Angeles, while they left Rio de Janeiro overnight and found a wilderness to hide!

Twelve hours had passed, and according to the flight, Xu Jushi, who they had taken refuge, should have boarded the plane from Brasilia to Los Angeles three hours earlier. So, they were relieved and returned to the city from the wilderness.

When they came to Brasilia, the two carefully concealed their breath, and used some extraordinary means to obtain the exact news of Xu Shi'an's departure from the Brasilia airport. Then, the two left the airport first and found a quiet park to sit down.

deceived Xu Jushi, and then they had to be more careful, otherwise if the whereabouts of Xu Linglong were leaked again, it would be difficult for even Xu Linglong's own uncle to help them again!

After entering the forum, they first noticed the message alert in the upper right corner.

There are more than 80 replies to the bookmark's posts, in addition to two private messages.

The first private message was from Xu Linglong's uncle Xu Shijie, and the content was only a simple sentence: It's done! Big brother has flown to Los Angeles, and uncle can only help you get here!

"Uncle, you are so good, woo woo~" Xu Linglong rubbed her watery eyes, she was already moved to cry.

In the hard days of elopement, if it weren't for the uncle who kept secretly telling them their father's whereabouts behind their backs, they would have been caught and broken up a long time ago!

It's not easy to elope, and it's even more difficult for a cultivator to elope!

"Thank you, uncle, if it weren't for him, we wouldn't be where we are now. Yang Yi smiled with satisfaction, turned his head and hugged Xu Linglong, lightly imprinted on her lips, and then said: "Now that your father has gone to the United States, even if you get off the plane, you will know immediately that it will be more than ten hours before you return here." We have plenty of time to prepare, and this time, instead of using communication tools and means of transportation, let's fly with Edgeworth and go find an island to live in!"

"Well, I listen to you. Xu Linglong, who was kissed, blushed and shyly, nodded, and replied like a mosquito.

Yang Yichun was proud, and said secretly: Father-in-law, in five years, Linglong's child and I will be called grandpa, you will definitely not be able to refuse me......, right?

"Hey, the other is a private message from a duckweed senior!" At this time, Xu Linglong discovered the source of the second private message.