Episode 248 This queen has a lot of humor
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It often determines how much of your psyche's light or shadow area is. Not only in the human world, but also in the animal world, sometimes with dreams, sometimes with nightmares.
In nature, it is also a world of faces.
On a platform at the lowest level of the castle, a mass of white fat was constantly rolling in waves, the buttocks were stirring, and the clumps of crystal white eggs passed through the mouths of the maids like an assembly line in a factory......
Everyone was led over by Termite Fang, and they stopped from a distance, when the pale blue light in Yu Qiyun's hand shone on the wriggling flesh of the White Cloud Queen.
"Ahh
The two boys also "kicked" and sat down on the ground, and the flashlight rolled to the ground, and the surroundings fell into boundless darkness.
When Princess Xia Ye hurriedly led a group of ants to help the three humans up, a chuckling voice echoed in the hall:
"Am I that terrible?"
It took a long time for Princess Xia Ye to respond:
"Your Majesty, I'm so sorry, I was rude just now, please don't laugh, my three human worm friends, it's rare to see you like this... Such a ......"
"Such a fat fat bug. ”
The queen added with a smile, "Alas, I think back then, I Baiyun was the first beauty in the termite world, but as soon as I got married, I became a big fat pig." ”
"It's really a pig's tooth!" the queen couldn't help but murmur again, immersed in the fond memories of the past, and the queen's husband's voice came from her side.
He affectionately stroked the queen's tentacles and said softly: "Wife, no matter how you swell in, you will always be my little liver, my little white cloud." ”
His petite stature was almost like the difference between a rabbit and an elephant compared to the queen's tonnage, and it looked unusually inappropriate and funny, which made Li Enchanting They couldn't help but want to laugh out loud after a moment of shock.
Suddenly, the queen's husband screamed!
The queen twisted one hand around his waist and said angrily: "You still dare to laugh, if it weren't for you, how would I have a big belly, locked up in this dark basement all day long, giving birth to a lot of children, from morning to night, without a moment of rest." ”
"Long live my wife, I'll find you a piece of wood to eat!"
The queen's husband jumped up and down like a rabbit and seemed to run away, and disappeared as soon as he slipped through the smoke, and saw the humans and ants looking at each other and laughing dumbly.
"This kid slipped away pretty fast!"
Queen Baiyun looked at her husband's back with tenderness, turned her face to look in the direction of the guest, and her gaze became sharp:
"You say it's a human worm, but why do they emit light? What do you have to do with fireflies? Is it some mutation of fireflies?"
Yu Qiyun and his companions shook their legs.
Fortunately, this was not the first time they had heard such a question, so they were naturally prepared, so they answered fluently, and reexplained the principles of human insects and flashlights.
Queen Baiyun listened with relish while giving birth, and when Yu Qiyun finished speaking, she patted her tentacles, and the maids immediately rushed up, carefully lifting her brown-black head with all hands and feet.
The queen's body is now so fat that she can't move at all, 365 days a year, she can only lie on the platform and stay motionless, let alone turn around, even raise her head, she has to be helped.
What does she want to do?
The humans and ants at the scene were silently guessing, and they saw the White Cloud Queen looking up to the sky and sighing:
"It's really a big world, it's all wonderful!"
Then she asked the maids to slowly lower her head, and all the humans and ants were petrified:
No way!
It turned out that it was just for the convenience of herself to look up to the sky and sigh, this White Cloud Queen is really strange and has no lower limit.
I don't know why, Yu Qiyun, Li Enchanting and Yue An immediately fell in love with this cheerful and generous queen.
This queen is so good-looking!
It turned out that she not only had a lot of children in her belly, but also a lot of humor cells.
……
Because both sides had urgent needs, the matter of forming an alliance was immediately and unusually smooth. And the queen also brought them a surprise.
As early as two days ago, they had reached an alliance agreement with the grass tribe of the grass cutting ant group on the grassland, and then she sent an envoy to bring Yu Qiyun and them together with the news of the alliance between the termite tribe and the ant valley, and meet the queen of the grass together.
"That's great!"
Humans and ants can't help but cheer.
So far, the seven tribes of Ant Valley and the two major tribes of Termite Grassland have successfully reached a grand alliance against the murderous marching ants.
It's a celebration of the crown.
I saw that Queen Baiyun stretched out her hand to quiet the guests, and asked a crucial question in a calm tone:
"Once you've formed an alliance, how do you fight?"
Yes, the alliance is only the first step in the long march, how to organize the battle and win the battle is the ultimate meaning of the alliance, otherwise everything is a joke.
However, Yue'an has thought about this problem countless times, and it can't be said that they have a plan, but at least the bamboo shoots have broken through the ground.
Yu Qiyun stepped forward and said:
"Your Majesty, we have preliminary plans for this issue, but we must first examine the terrain around the termite grassland. Then discuss the specific plan with you. ”
Yu Qiyun's words are calm and measured.
Let the Queen of Baiyun show appreciation, thinking that this is a down-to-earth worm, there is no right to speak without investigation, this is the wise saying of Heng Gu Chang.
……
"Doodoo ......"
The biological clock in the body of the Queen's maid, the Termite Fang, rang silently, and she immediately said to the Queen:
"Mother, it's lunch time!"
"Good, good!" the queen smiled, stretched and retracted her buttocks, flicked the last ball of eggs into the handmaiden's hand, and then shouted domineeringly: "Finish work and eat!"
Turning his face and asking Termite Fang, "How many were born in the morning?"
Termite Fang immediately said: "29,866!"
The queen smiled bitterly: "No, I have a lot of breakfast, and I am working hard today, how can it be so little?"
Just listen to "puff puff puff pass ......"
Both humans and ants fell to the ground, and everyone rolled over in shock at the Termite Queen's understatement.
Nima: Giving birth to 30,000 children in one morning is not too little? How do you let humans who give birth to three children in a lifetime deal with themselves? How do you let ants who give birth to 3,000 children a day deal with themselves? Do you still have a natural reason? Do you have any humanity?
The queen laughed.
The guests were so funny, they were as likable as the wood she ate.
"Alright, alright, Xiaofang, you damn girl, hurry up and get on the wood!" the queen's tentacles snapped, "Look, the guests have already fallen to the ground with hunger!
Termite Fang blushed, looked at Yu Qiyun and their bitter expressions, and muttered:
"In return to my mother, they said they don't eat wood!"
"You girl is stupid, do they understand this politeness? When you go to someone else's house, will you eat and drink?"
Termites went down aggrieved.
Humans and ants at the scene stood in horror.
All of them looked extremely resentful, and said in their hearts:
Queen, mahogany, yellow wood, or something, we really don't have an appetite, this is really not polite.
But seeing the Queen's burning passion, they couldn't bear to spoil her interest, and they exchanged glances, or they would bite the bullet hard, take a few bites, and then spit it out quietly? )