Episode 18 The hero is gone, and the beauty is returned
"I've always had a question for you, do you eat meat?"
This sounded like a fluttering sentence, but it was very important to Yu Qiyun and them.
It's not just about life and death, it's also about their future plans, and no human being will live with a group of bloodthirsty animals.
Yu Qiyun restrained his smile, walked steadily, walked up to Ant Taohua, and looked directly into her gaze. Ant Peach is the captain of their team, and it is most appropriate for her to express her position.
"Oh"
Ant Peach chuckled, "Seeing that your friends are so afraid of us, they must treat us like carnivorous ants like fire ants." ”
"We're leafcutters! 100% vegetarian!"
Apple-faced ant Apple Blossom looked at Yu Qiyun and his companions' wary eyes, and rushed to answer.
"Really, really!" the steamed bun-faced ant orchid beside her frantically tapped her tentacles.
Yu Qiyun turned his head to look at Yue An.
Yue An pondered for a moment and smiled:
"As far as I know, ants are divided into three main categories according to their dietary habits, carnivorous ants, vegetarian ants and omnivorous ants that take into account both meat and vegetarian food. ”
"The leafcutter ant tribe in the Amazon is indeed predominantly vegetarian. The main food should be fungi, honeydew and wild fruits. ”
"Cool, you companion really knows us very well!" The ant girls were almost dumbfounded, and circled around Yue'an, like looking at alien monsters.
The partners present breathed a sigh of relief.
The legs of Soap and Onigiri immediately stopped playing cotton. Li Yourao exhaled slowly, no longer looked guarded, and slowly walked to the ants to show closeness.
……
That's great!
Yu Qiyun stretched out in relief, patted Ant Apple Blossom's shoulder, and showed a resolute expression:
"My partner will be left to your care, and I'll go and bring your instructor back. ”
"You can't go alone, I'll go with you!" Yue An grabbed Yu Qiyun's arm and said urgently.
"What kind of heroes are you two waste, of course it's this woman who wants to go!" Li Yourao pushed the two boys away.
This girl is selectively forgetful, and it was Yu Qiyun who saved the beauty before, and her tears of excitement were all over the place.
"Are you going?your old noble surname?Does she know you?Do you know her?" Yu Qiyun rolled his eyes at Li Yourao.
"Then you go with Miss Ben. Li Yourao pursed her lips.
"Not interested!"
Yu Qiyun's nostrils were facing the sky, and he didn't look at her.
"You, you, you, you ......" Li Yourao raised her leg to kick someone, but put her leg down angrily.
"No! Thank you! It's too dangerous there, let's go by ourselves!"
Ant Peach Blossom and Ant Apple Ant Orchid trembled their tentacles, extremely moved, and said in unison. They compare their hearts to their hearts, these people are really affectionate and righteous, and it is not in vain that the jasmine instructor is born and dies for them.
And they have always thought that Yu Qiyun, these "human worms", are scum in combat effectiveness, and not only will they not be able to find the instructor if they go again, but they may also have no return.
"Don't fight, the reason why I go alone is because I run fast, and I have a smart brain, once I encounter danger, it is absolutely no problem to protect myself. ”
"There are many people who make mistakes, it's not that you're useless, it's not that I'm pretending to be great, sometimes 1 plus 1 is really less than 2. ”
Yu Qiyun first said to his partner, his expression was no longer the usual cynicism, but the rigor of a university professor.
Then he turned to look at the ants and peach blossoms:
"I know, you don't talk about it, but in your heart you always think that we are weak and have poor fighting ability, but in fact, you really underestimate us. ”
"Although we are not as tall as yours, not as strong as yours, and not as sharp as yours, we have a unique means of survival, and we have killed seven fire ants cleanly on the opposite side before. ”
Before he finished speaking, Yu Qiyun heard a hissing exclamation and rushed to his ears.
"How is this possible?"
The ants let out an incredible exclamation in unison! The combat effectiveness of fire ants is the most unforgettable, and one fire ant can overturn three of them.
If it weren't for the trust in Yu Qiyun's character before, he would definitely think that this thing had eaten poisonous mushrooms and his tongue was springing.
"Well, it's true. In order to emphasize that this is the truth, Yue An even said two true words, plus the real words with capital letters on his face, for a total of three truths.
"Yes, yes, our brother Yu is so powerful!"
Soap claps his hands and clucks, like a little hen that has just laid eggs.
Li Enchanting bit her lip tightly, full of shame and indignation, the role of the savior is up to her, why is she always robbed of the limelight by this blue control?
"But ......"
Ant Peach Blossom and the other two sisters wanted to open their mouths to say something.
"Think about it, why didn't the instructor let you go, this is her order after careful consideration, do you want to disobey?"
Yu Qiyun lowered his face and glared at them.
This sentence made the ant girls speechless, and they naturally understood the instructor's good intentions.
One is that they are too weak compared to fire ants, and they may only increase the burden if they go.
The second is that there are many people and smells, even if there is no direct contact with the fire ants, the smell left behind can make the other party catch them trespassing on the territory.
This would be a good excuse for the Fire Ant Tribe to take the opportunity to provoke a war against the Leaf Cutter Tribe, causing more deaths and injuries to the Sisters.
Unity, fraternity, discipline.
It is the survival criterion of any ant tribe, and it is the duty of every ant member to obey the orders of their superiors. The ant girls were unwilling but helpless, and their faces were full of struggles.
"Trust me, I'll bring your instructor back safely!"
Yu Qiyun put his hands on Ant Apple's shoulders.
What the ants and peach blossoms saw was a pair of resolute eyes and a sincere smile, this strange blue bug, with incomparable confidence and determination!
……
"You take out your mobile phone, is it that the SMS function of the positioning system is not turned on?" Yu Qiyun clicked on the mobile phone, "You didn't reply to me after several text messages before." ”
The partners took out their mobile phones and clicked on them, and sure enough, except for Yue'an, Li Yourao and the three of them really didn't have the SMS receiver function. Smiled awkwardly and hurriedly opened.
Yue'an opened it, but he still didn't receive a text message, because his phone stored too many videos and pictures of animals and plants, and the text on the screen prompted: The memory is not enough.
Yu Qiyun smiled: "Anzi, do you still have a lot of 'you know'?"
Yue An's old face turned red, and he hid to the side and sneaked away to delete the video.
"Okay! I'll send you a message, you can try it and see if you can get it. Yu Qiyun nodded his finger.
"Dingding......
In the curious eyes of the ant sisters, these strange insects looked at the stranger things in their hands.
"Struggle!"
Everyone saw this message accurately!
"Damn, isn't this the first line of Xing Ye in "The King of Comedy"?" Onigiri muttered.
Yu Qiyun likes this movie that makes people laugh and cry very much, and he has always used the words Xing Ye to inspire himself to sail in life!
"It's 2 o'clock in the afternoon, and if we haven't come back before dark, then I'll take my companions back to the nest. ”
Yu Qiyun looked at the time on his mobile phone and said to the ant girls in a solemn tone.
Whether it's day or night, it's much safer to live in an ant nest than in the jungle.
"Don't worry!"
The three ant crushes solemnly nodded with their tentacles, "We and your companions will wait here until it gets dark." ”
"Take care! Be careful!
Yue An and Fantuan stepped forward and shook Yu Qiyun's shoulders.
During the soap period, Ai Ai cried, hugged Yu Qiyun's thighs, and wiped her snot and tears affectionately on Brother Yu's jeans.
"Found it! Get back quickly!"
Li Yourao crossed her hands on her waist, and her eyebrows were cold.
On the surface, she was as fierce as ever, but her heart was full of apprehension and worry, and she shyly found that she didn't know when she had an inexplicable dependence and reluctance on this blue-haired boy.
"By the way, if their instructor comes back, you will notify me immediately by text message!" Yu Qiyun suddenly remembered.
"Of course!" everyone nodded.
……
"The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the hero is ...... with a beautiful woman when he goes"
Yu Qiyun laughed and chanted a magnificent poem.
The youthful smile sparkled in the sun, and the pride on the face under the blue hair made everyone and ants present feel enthusiastic in their hearts.
With a stinky wave of his hand, he disappeared into the jungle.
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Attached "Diary of a Human Bug":
"The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the old Wang family next door is stolen from me and ...... to return the oil"
Every time Xiaoqiang went out to Lao Wang's house to steal oil, he would chant a magnificent poem in the crack of the door before leaving.
The poignant voice and tragic expression made me, who was seeing him off on the side, so moved that my snot flowed.
But today he added a sentence later:
"If you break your leg by Lao Wangxi, you can rely on Brother Yu to ......support the elderly."
I suddenly shivered all over my body, and it was colder than Yi Shui.