The three hundred and eighty-fifth trio reunite
"Brother Ran, it's really you! How can you survive? You haven't waited for me to save you!"
The person who rushed in was Liu Xiyu, and after coming in, Liu Xiyu began to shout, pulling Xu Youran and shouting, and then saw Xu Youran wearing women's clothes, and his appearance had changed a lot, so he said suspiciously, "Brother Ran, why are you dressed like this, who do you want to pit to wear women's clothes?"
Xu Youran slapped Liu Xiyu's paws that pulled and pulled her, rolled her eyes and asked instead of asking, "I'm just going to talk about you, why are you dressed like this, like a bull-nosed old man!"
Liu Xiyu was dressed in a Taoist robe, and he was still holding a whisk in his hand, with his arrogant face that no one could look down on, it really had a bit of fairy wind and bones.
"What do you mean by being like an old Taoist, I am now a professional Taoist priest!" Liu Xiyu glared at Xu Youran with dissatisfaction and said.
"Hmm, why can't you suddenly think about becoming a monk?" Xu Youran was taken aback and asked with some confusion.
"Haha, you said this, it's still because of you!" Xia Xixing said while pouring himself a cup of tea.
"What does it have to do with me, I didn't let him become a Taoist priest!" Xu Youran asked with a puzzled frown.
Later, Xi Yu didn't know where to get this Taoist book, which contained a method of resurrecting the dead, and this guy was so hot that he actually believed it, and he even made a Dan furnace at home, saying that he would refine a soul revival pill for you! Hehe, his Dan furnace was smashed three times by his father, if you don't come back, he will go to Shangzhong Nanshan to become a monk!" Xia Xixing said with a mocking face.
"Fuck off, it's as if you don't believe it, if you don't believe it, who bought my three Dan furnaces?" Say which two hundred and five pulled me to cry while wiping my snot and said: Xiyu, practice well, as long as you can refine the Soul Rejuvenation Pill, I will be bankrupt for you!"
Liu Xiyu vividly learned Xia Xixing's appearance, making Xu Youran laugh, while Xia Xixing stretched out his hand with a black face and slapped Liu Xiyu on the back of the head.
"By the way, Brother Ran, you haven't said how you became the fourth lady of your family?" After the three of them had enough trouble, Xia Xixing remembered the thing he was most curious about, so he asked Xu Youran.
"Uhγγγ thisγγγ" Xu Youran was laughing happily, but he was immediately choked when Xia Xixing asked this.
Xia Xixing has known Xu Youran for more than ten years, but it is the first time he has seen a real shy expression on Xu Youran's face, only to see Xu Youran's fingers slipping and slipping embarrassedly on the table, and finally gritted his teeth and said ruthlessly, "That γγγ is actually a woman!"
"What do you say you are?" Xu Youran's voice was so small that Liu Xiyu didn't hear it clearly at all, so he asked.
"I said I was a γγγ girl," Xu said vaguely.
"Are you a γγγ donkey?" Xia Xixing asked with a black line.
"You Temu is a donkey! I said I'm a woman, a girl, you understand!" Xu Youran slapped the table and said angrily.
This time, Xia Xixing and Liu Xiyu were stunned, and the two of them stared at Xu Youran in a daze for a minute, and finally beat their chests and laughed.
"γγγ Brother Ranγγγ you're telling jokes now, you're getting better and betterγγγ it's funny!" Xia Xixing's stomach hurt with laughter, and he rubbed his stomach and said intermittently.
"Hahahaγγγ you actually said that you are, a womanγγγ, then I, or the queen motherγγγ hahahaγγγ" Liu Xiyu also smiled and leaned back and said.
Xu Youran's face became darker and darker, so dark that Xia Xixing and Liu Xiyu found out, and the laughter of the two gradually stopped.
"Brother Ran, what you won't say is true, right?" Xia Xixing asked tentatively.
"Hmm!" Xu Youran nodded sadly.
"How is this possible, how can you be a woman? Is it because you have practiced some exercises, so that you have become a man?"
Liu Xiyu is a Taoist priest for a while, and now he has begun to have professional habits, and he guesses about metaphysics no matter what he encounters.
"No, I've been a woman since I was a child!" Xu Youran's embarrassed eyes glanced around, and said in his mouth.
"This, this is impossible! We grew up together, and I still γγγ" Xia Xixing said, and suddenly remembered one thing, "By the way, I really haven't seen you take off your clothes, your uncle, you have deceived me since I was a child! It's a shame that our relationship is so iron, I treat you as a buddy, and you don't tell me the truth!"
Xia Xixing is angry!
"No, in fact, I don't know, I always thought I was disabled!" Xu Youran hurriedly explained, and then told Xia Xixing about his mental journey from childhood to adulthood.
Xia Xixing and Liu Xiyu didn't expect such a thing, let alone Xu Youran, who has regarded hooliganism as a lifelong hobby since childhood, to the point of being almost an idiot, and can't even tell whether it is a man or a woman, which can be called the first anecdote of the year, but looking at Xu Youran's sad face, the two of them kindly did not stimulate her.
"Brother Ranγγγ is not right, that Sister Ran?" Xia Xixing wanted to talk to Xu Youran, but he was stuck directly in the salutation.
"What are you doing?" Xu Youran sniffed and asked sullenly.
"I just want to say it's okay! What's the big deal, isn't it just that a man becomes a woman, our buddies are still buddies, and this little thing can't affect the relationship between our brothers!" Xia Xixing patted Xu Youran's shoulder and comforted.
"That's right, whether you are male or female, you are the same in my heart!" Liu Xiyu also said.
Xu Youran was very moved in her heart, in fact, after returning to the capital, she always wanted to find these two people, but she didn't know what to say to the two of them, she was afraid that Xia Xixing and Liu Xiyu would not be able to accept it after saying it, but she didn't expect the two of them to be like this, it was so warm, Xu Youran burst into tears.
"By the way, Brother Ran, let me ask you something!" Xia Xixing raised his head and asked Xu Youran very seriously.
"What's the matter?" Xu Youran asked Xia Xixing very gently.
"Is the chest in front of you real?I remember that you were flat, how did you grow so fast can I pinch it and try it?" Xia Xixing asked.
"Try your grandma's legs!" Xu Youran's feeling just now was gone, and he punched Xia Xixing's nose with a small fist, daring to take advantage of her, this is tired and crooked!
"Your uncle, you really do it! Xu Youran, I want to break off my friendship with you!"
Xia Xixing was beaten by Xu Youran and fell directly to the ground, shouting while running.