132. Sadistic is cool

"Report your name, who are you who dare to steal the limelight from Lao Tzu! Hey, why is there no sound?"

When Liu Xiuxiu wanted to say it for the third time, she found that the loudspeaker had no sound, thought there was a malfunction, slapped it a few times, and found that it was out of power, so she immediately poked her head out and scolded the people below, "Holy shit, which of you pulled out the plug! Stand up, Lao Tzu won't kill him!"

The people below said that we had done nothing, that we had been standing guard, and that we did not dare to move without your orders.

Only Li Ming, who was hiding in the shadows, wiped the sweat on his forehead.

Luckily, I've hidden all the batteries on board and given you a loudspeaker that needs to be plugged to work, otherwise you'll have to yelled at an unknown body for 300 rounds.

It's an unknown airframe for hand-dismantling helicopters and ships.

Dismantling our freighter is like a play.

Especially the palm cannon with unknown principles, it is alien technology.

You are physically strong and not afraid of palm guns. But we're just ants, facing the palm cannon, and we haven't turned into ashes?

Therefore, for the sake of the health of the whole ship of Xia Guo, I apologize for interrupting you to pretend.

Just as the unknown body was about to take off and leave, everyone felt a false alarm, and suddenly, the damn loudspeaker sounded a provocative sound again.

"That guy in the jar, report his name! If you steal the limelight from Lao Tzu, you want to run, did you ask Lao Tzu's opinion?"

Everyone on the freighter turned pale!

The unknown body has obviously destroyed the interception force of the White Elephant Country and is about to leave, you mentally retarded just shouting.

Now it's okay, the unknown body is gone, turn around and pay attention to us, you don't apologize, you dare to continue to provoke, why don't you want to kill and don't pull us, okay? I really want to open your skull and see if it's full of!

The crew was furious.

Li Ming also looked at the plug dumbfounded, obviously it had been unplugged, how could it still work. Could it be ......

I saw that Liu Xiuxiu finished saying provocative words, saw that the unknown body did not leave, and threw away the excess batteries in her pocket with satisfaction.

Sample, as far as your technology of hiding batteries is still taught by Lao Tzu, if you want me to find a hiding place, I won't be able to play in my life!

"Go and persuade your boss, don't expect him to say anything soft, at least shut up. The captain pleaded to one of them.

"I can't help it. ”

The man looked helpless.

Last time, the boss pretended to be forced to steal the limelight, went crazy directly, was suspended for inspection, and the entire elite squad was affected. Otherwise, they would not have the leisure to come to the freighter to escort the enigmatic cargo.

Again and again, again and again, being provoked, even if it was a compatriot, Feng Hao was a little angry.

Who is this retarded?

It can't be an undercover agent of the White Elephant Country.

The legendary sixth man in the dark?

Feng Hao looked over, and the visor immediately projected Liu Xiuxiu and his relevant information on his retina.

Before he had time to read the details, when he saw Liu Xiuxiu, Feng Hao was angry.

Who am I, it turned out to be Liu Xiuxiu, a mentally retarded person!

You don't have to guess to know that Andy must have invited Liu Xiuxiu to get on the "thief ship" and wanted to add a third insurance to this transportation.

Talking about Liu Xiuxiu, who is mentally retarded, Feng Hao has a look of nostalgia.

It is not rigorous to describe him as mentally retarded.

Logically speaking, Liu Xiuxiu's IQ is very high, otherwise it is impossible to be proficient in various military skills, from fighter jets to submarines, there is no means of transportation that he can't control, and even firearms are played with thieves, and various fighting skills are also very strong.

But this thing is a little crazy, thinking out of the box, I heard that he had a serious illness ten years ago, after he got better, he became like this, his words and deeds are completely beyond the scope of normal people, it is more appropriate to describe him as wonderful, but Feng Hao would rather call him mentally retarded!

If you are not mentally retarded, no one will learn Taoyuan Sanjie as soon as they meet, and they have to worship Feng Hao as a brother.

Liu Guanzhang is also not a fighter, he doesn't know each other and has a righteous component, only Taoyuan three knots, you and I are just "love at first sight" when we meet in Pingshui, I have to worship, I'm afraid I'm not a fool?

Therefore, Feng Hao kept calling this thing mentally retarded, but this guy still has a willing demeanor, which is really inexplicable!

Sometimes, Feng Hao really wanted to open his skull to see what was inside. The shell over there, there's a big dung ball here, do you want to push it?

Just when Feng Hao was stunned, Liu Xiuxiu continued to shout: "The guy in the jar, yes, it's you, don't pretend you didn't hear it." If you have the ability, you can fight with my uncle for 300 rounds! What kind of hero is hiding in a jar?"

Li Ming slapped his forehead and covered his face, almost faceless.

The companions who were in charge of standing guard also had nothing to do, but due to professional reasons, they could not leave their posts without orders.

The captain gave the order to the crew with a sad face.

"Lifeboats, swimming rings, all sea self-rescue equipment are ready, if the retarded anger provokes the unknown body, our cargo ship is attacked, and all the crew immediately abandon ship and jump into the sea. From what I've observed, unknown organisms don't target people. ”

The crew immediately ran away in a panic.

Some crew members said uncomfortably: "What if the unknown body is so angry that it loses its mind?"

"Cold salad!"

The corners of the captain's mouth twitched, and if he continued, he might have facial spasms or even facial paralysis!

Just when everyone was in a panic, they suddenly saw an unknown body move, and they saw him raise his palm......

"It's not good, the unknown body is going to fire a palm cannon, let's jump into the sea!"

The captain gave the order and jumped first, and when the person was still in mid-air, he heard the crew say, "Captain, you don't have to jump into the sea......

"What?"

The captain in mid-air looked back, only to see that although the unknown body raised its palm, it did not spread out, but instead made a fist at him, and then popped out his middle finger.

"!"

The captain was broken inside. Ten thousand grass and mud horses can't describe the collapse of his heart. Then, with a deep grudge, he fell into the sea.

"Help, the captain has fallen overboard. ”

The crew here began to save people one after another, and Liu Xiuxiu over there was so angry that she jumped like thunder, but there was nothing she could do.

Because the unknown body gave him a middle finger, he turned away and rushed into the sky, disappearing.

"Xiao Li! Bring Lao Tzu's J-20 over, Lao Tzu will fight him for 300 rounds!

Li Ming exhaled heavily.

Don't think about J-20, even if there is a J-20 here, you have already been suspended, and you are not qualified to drive. Besides, take 10,000 steps back, even if you drive the J-20 and use the maneuver of an unknown body, you are not abusing vegetables?

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[The first stage goal is completed, and the second stage begins!]