"Do you listen to me and tell me that it's okay? I won't talk about it if you urge me like this!" Di Wei was anxious: "Then it's a critical time." Don't talk about it again!"

"Yes, you say it. "Di Jingjing's strange boyfriend, everyone in the racecourse is very curious, what kind of man can make Di Jingjing, who is strange enough, unbearable?

Seeing that the surroundings were quiet, Di Wei lit a cigarette and smoked it, coughed dryly, and straightened his collar to make sure that no one around interrupted him anymore before continuing: "My sister has not been with him for a long time, about more than two months. During this time, my sister and he ate almost all the snacks in Shaxian County, beef ramen, donkey meat and other snacks in the city, in my sister's words, I don't remember when he invited guests to eat for more than 100 yuan, when my sister invited him to eat, it must have been ordered a pile on the table, and the food was not thrown away, and he was not allowed to pack, saying that it was a shame. ”

"My sister once went to the hospital when she was sick, and there was a thief beating on her chest: 'How can Lao Tzu's woman go to the hospital by herself, I will accompany you'! But I'm afraid of the first wave of inspections, oh, it's my sister who has to pay for filming or something, he didn't say that there was a traffic jam in the underground garage, someone asked him to move the car, and squatted at the door of the garage for more than half an hour, my sister went downstairs to see, and laughed angrily, and didn't let him pay for it, what was he nervous about?"

"Another time, my sister's car was sent to the 4S shop for maintenance, just that day out of the matter, so I drove his car to run errands, after the errand sent him back the car, my sister downstairs waiting for him to go downstairs, isn't it winter? My sister turned on the heater downstairs, and the first thing he said when he opened the door was: Why did you turn on the heater so much? The seat heating was turned on to three! What are you doing when it's so old and hot? It's not that you don't know how distressed you are when you refuel, right?" He turned off the heater, but when he drove by himself, his face was red from the heat when he wore a shirt in the car in winter, like the monkey's ass. ”

"As I said just now, the man's parents are doing business in other places, and he either eats takeout every day, or he simply doesn't eat at all. My sister cooked a meal for him on a whim that day, and sent him the picture so that he could eat it together, but the guy saw it and directly scolded my sister, 'Can you eat this meal?' I'm going to eat, I can't eat this kind of food. 'Cut, this girl smells of instant noodles every day, but as long as you ask him, it's a nonsense about the belly of the abalone ginseng wings, but he doesn't admit that he eats instant noodles. How could he eat such a lowly thing?"

Xiao Peng couldn't help it: "Damn, this man is too weird, right? Your sister is also awesome, can such a man be together for so long?"

Di Wei replied: "My sister thought at the time that this person was just a little picky, but he was still a good person. At least he looks very handsome, and he has a good sense of humor. So I wanted to try to see if I could continue to see if he had changed, but then something happened that my sister couldn't help it and broke up with him. ”

Xiao Peng became curious: "What happened, your sister can't stand it anymore?"

"He told my sister one day that his parents had come back and asked my sister to come to the house to sit down and meet her. My sister is gone. Oh, after all, it's the first time we met, isn't it? My sister can't go empty-handed, thinking about it, my sister bought a Guess women's bag for his mother, which is more than a thousand points, too expensive is not necessary, too cheap to get it. Then I had a meal at his house. You said that when a normal person goes to the man's house for the first time, the man's parents will be more or less interesting. Especially since the two of them are still in business. It's not greed for money, is it? But no matter how you say it, etiquette will be expressed a little, Brother Peng, you said that I was right, right?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "That's right, especially since your sister also bought a bag for his mother." ”

Di Wei showed a weird smile: "When my sister was leaving, his mother really gave my mother a box, saying that this was a little heart in the family, a small heart-shaped metal box, which could be the size of a palm." Purple with a cloth flower on it and a box that says 'I love you forever'. ”

Yang Meng was anxious when he heard this: "I'll go, is this going to give the heirloom to your sister?"

Xiao Peng frowned: "Hey, why do I seem to have seen that thing you said?"

"Of course you've seen it, Cai Fatzi just bought a batch online. Di Wei gave the answer: "Isn't it the candy used at the wedding? Who is the first time you meet and give candy as a gift? You don't give anything, it's much better than taking a box of candy that I don't know where it came from, right? I know why this girl is so picky on my sister, and the feelings are taught by the family!"

Xiao Peng was stunned: "Then your sister should have taken the initiative to break up with him, right?"

Di Wei nodded and said, "Of course, my sister broke up with him as soon as he went out of his house. The problem is that he has been pestering, don't you know, that guy is just like the article in "Thirty-three Days of Broken Love" said, "Stop on the way to work, block the door of the house after work, rewrite the letter if you don't answer your phone, you are classical enough"! He's done to get my sister back. ”

Now everyone is curious: "What kind of blood did he make?"

"I bought my sister a cup of bubble tea, which made my sister angry, and directly sent him flying, spilling him, and telling him to get out of here. Unexpectedly, trouble followed. Di Wei sighed: "That guy is pestering my sister every day, let my sister accompany his clothes!"

"HAT?" Yang Meng jumped up after hearing this: "What do you want to do with this girl, Di Wei, even if Xiao Peng and I are not here, if you tell Lao Pan Huanghe about this, will they not deal with it for you?"

"Don't mention it, they handled this matter, I knew it later than them, my sister felt ashamed, and she didn't tell anyone about it at all. Di Wei said leisurely.

Xiao Peng was puzzled: "How did they know about Lao Pan?"

Di Wei explained: "Later, my sister annoyed him enough, so he simply didn't go to the pet store, just stayed at the horse farm, thinking that it would be all right, right? Didn't my sister's classmate have some ability in the police? I came forward to deal with this matter, but the front foot was dealt with, and the back foot was used to make trouble, and after he finished the trouble, he changed to someone else. My sister really had no choice, so she found Lao Pan and Huang He. There's really nothing I can do about it. ”

Yang Meng was curious: "Lao Huang, how did you deal with this?"

After hearing this, Huang He said angrily: "Mengzi, how many times have I said it, don't call me Lao Huang, I always feel like the big yellow dog at the entrance of the village in a rural movie." ”

"Okay Lao Huang, I see. ”

“。。。。。。 Huang He decided, it is better to be less angry with Yang Meng, didn't you see Xiao Peng can make him jump high in anger? Xiao Peng can practice with him when he is angry, and he will 。。。。。。 I really can't beat him!

Endure!

Huang He still answered Yang Meng's question: "Actually, it's nothing, don't they value money the most? Just find a way to make their family have no money, now that environmental protection is so strict, their family has to commit crimes against the wind, then they will definitely face severe results." Oh, I didn't bully him too much, and I paid him all the dirty clothes that Sister Jingjing gave him. ”

Huang He said lightly, but Xiao Peng also knew that things were definitely not so simple, but Xiao Peng didn't ask much, so it would be boring to say such a thing.

"No, if you say this, your sister should be happy to break up with that strange girl, how can she be miserable for falling out of love?" Xiao Peng found the most important problem.

Di Wei nodded and said, "I just said that he was sad about breaking up, and I didn't say that it was because of that strange thing, he was because of Wang Long, do you remember? It was her ex-boyfriend, the doctor who broke up with him and cried with joy." ”

Xiao Peng was stunned: "What does this matter to him?"

"My sister found a serious problem, there are so many freaks active in this vast sea of people, but there is no room for a suitable person for herself, looking back, Wang Long is the most suitable, she went back to find Wang Long, it just so happened that Wang Long is still single, she wants to get back together with Wang Long. However, you can also think of the rest of the matter, Wang Long was so frightened that he took annual leave directly and went out to flee. My sister is so uncomfortable, she called me some time ago and told me that she was going to pursue her long-lost happiness. What can I say? With such an unreliable sister, I can only be considered unlucky. ”

Xiao Peng nodded after hearing this: "Brother, I've worked hard for you." ”

After finishing speaking, I found that Ya Li and Padgio and the others were looking at Xiao Peng and the others with a confused expression, uh, this damn language is off! They were chatting in Chinese, and they forgot how Padgio and the others felt! As a last resort, Xiao Peng translated what he just said to a few people.

After hearing this, Pagio said: "I have to say that Di's sister is a brave woman, as Yourcenar said, 'There is no dirtier thing in the world than pride,' which is very mean, but extremely accurate. Many people give up the opportunity to be happy because of their self-esteem. Di's sister chose the former in her heart of happiness and self-esteem, and I have to say that this is a smart woman. ”

Xiao Peng just wanted to express his opinion, and the intercom on the wall of the restaurant suddenly heard the voice of Shan Zhan: "Boss Xiao, someone is looking for you." ”

Xiao Peng walked over and picked up the walkie-talkie on the wall: "Who's it?

"A man and a woman, Chinese, said to be Mr. Di Wei's sister, named Di Jingjing. Shan Zhan said.

After hearing this, Xiao Peng glanced at everyone: "This really means that Wang Ba is a turtle." As soon as Di Jingjing finished speaking, he came, huh, she was with a man?"

"Single battle, let them come up, they are all friends. By the way, what kind of man is she saying she has with a friend?" Xiao Peng asked curiously.

Shan Zhan spoke a little slurping: "That, the man this lady brought is tied." ”

"Huh?" Xiao Peng was dumbfounded, glanced at everyone, and several people threw down the dishes and chopsticks and ran out, what is this Di Jingjing doing?

Several people ran to the side of the boat, and just saw Di Jingjing coming up on the side ramp of the boat, with a rope in her hand, and a man tied to the rope, the man had an unyielding expression at first, but after seeing Di Wei clearly, he instantly turned into a look of grievance: "Di Wei! You want to save me! Your sister is crazy again!"

"Uh, Brother Wang, what are you doing here?" Di Wei whispered to Xiao Peng: "This is Wang Long, my ex-brother-in-law, oh no, it's my ex-ex-brother-in-law." ”

Di Jingjing's ears were also pointed: "Brother-in-law, what brother-in-law, I am not married to him!

Di Wei made a gesture of surrender: "Sister, since it doesn't matter, what are you doing with other people? ”

Wang Long nodded hurriedly when he heard this: "That's it, Jingjing, you let me go!"

"Let go, let go and run again, you think beautifully!" Di Jingjing glared at Wang Long. Di Wei just wanted to speak, Di Jingjing pointed at Di Wei: "This matter should not be your business, you have no right to speak!"

Di Wei made a look of help to Xiao Peng, Xiao Peng couldn't help it, and coughed dryly: "That, Sister Jingjing, let's not make trouble, okay?" This is not Huaxia, it's the Stars and Stripes Country, you are tying up a big man like this, no one may take care of this nosy thing in Huaxia, but in the Stars and Stripes Country, someone calls the police every minute, and the people here are the kind with a strong sense of justice, you don't want Di Wei to even get married because of you, right?"

Di Jingjing listened to Xiao Peng's words, thought about it for a while, and said in a slightly soft tone: "I finally tied him up, what if I let him escape again?"

"Again?" Xiao Peng heard the key point in Di Jingjing's words, good guy, what are you doing here?

Xiao Peng stood up and said: "That, Sister Jingjing, don't worry, no one can escape on my boat, okay, look at you, it's been strange and hard all the way, this dusty man, Di Wei, arrange a room for your sister, let her wash up and relax." Sister Jingjing, don't worry, with me here, Mr. Wang can't escape. Otherwise, you will try to ask me! Give me a face, give me the rope first?"

"Okay, Xiao Peng, I'll give you this face, but you have to show me a good look at him!" Di Jingjing hesitated for a while, and handed the rope in her hand to Xiao Peng.

Xiao Peng looked at the stunned Pagio on the side and said, "Peggy, that's the 'brave' and 'smart' woman Di Jingjing you said just now, I don't know what you think after reading it?"

Pagio didn't know what to say.

Xiao Peng turned his head and said to Wang Long, who was tied into twisted flowers: "Mr. Wang, before I loosen the tie, I have a question I want to ask you. ”

"Uh, I heard Di Jingjing call you Xiao Peng, right?

"Are you sure you don't have any masochistic tendencies? This rope is professionally tied, and it's not the first time it's been tied, right?"

“。。。。。。 "Why does this man talk like that? Which pot doesn't open and which pot is not mentioned?