Xiao Peng took the phone, only to see Yang Meng open the WeChat interface, which was a photo of him and his junior high school classmates, the girl's name was Zhang Ling, it turned out that there was no interaction when she was in school, and she remembered her name after being reminded by others at the class reunion. It's normal for these two people to take a photo together, just standing side by side. But when he saw what was written in it, Xiao Peng himself laughed angrily.

The photo of the two is written like this: 'Miss Zhang Ling, the founder of Lingxiang Beauty brand, and Xiao Peng, the world's top horse jockey, shook hands cordially, feeling the historic glory, and thanked Mr. Xiao Peng, the national proud jockey, for his affirmation and encouragement of my career. As the leading brand of Huaxia micro-business, Chairman Zhang Ling must be fortunate to live up to his life and further carry forward the brand. Brothers and sisters, what are you still waiting for? The spring of micro-business has arrived, let us work together to become the top brand in China. ’

"What kind of mess is this?" Xiao Peng was really powerless to complain. He shook his head and smiled bitterly.

"What's going on?" Pan Peiyu asked puzzled, Xiao Peng told him about the matter, Pan Peiyu also laughed, and the car almost went into the ditch!

"Drive well!" Xiao Peng said angrily.

"Yes, yes, yes. Pan Peiyu responded, driving a little more carefully, but he still couldn't laugh: "Be content, Brother Peng, it's not me who said, you can only be regarded as a pediatrician, and Ao Guanhai is only fun when you go to Huaxia." Directly turned into a wax figure, taking pictures with flowing water, known as the friend of micro-business, that thing is called fun. ”

"Ao Guanhai has come to China?" Xiao Peng didn't know about it. As the former president of the Stars and Stripes, what does he have to do with micro-business?

Pan Peiyu explained: "The president will not be idle after leaving office, he has to find some way to do some side hustles, right? Otherwise, how can he support his retirement life? In addition to giving speeches and publishing books, he will also participate in some parties or something to make some money, right? So people came to our Huaxia and participated in a 'magic capital SME summit'." At that summit, it was not small and medium-sized enterprises that really stood in the limelight, but a group of micro-businesses. ”

Xiao Peng lit a cigarette and asked curiously, "Why is the micro-business in the limelight?"

"You didn't come back some time ago, you don't know, during that time, many people's circle of friends was a photo of a certain micro-business and Ao Guanhai. Pan Peiyu said.

This frightened Xiao Peng: "Our micro-business in Huaxia is so awesome?"

"Fart!" Pan Peiyu directly exploded the dirty words: "People come to China to make money, do you think it's free to go to the dinner? But to be honest, this fare is really still within the psychological range, after all, he turned out to be the president, and it is still more face-saving to meet him. ”

"What's the deal with the flowing water?" Xiao Peng asked.

Pan Peiyu said with a smile: "Do you think that taking pictures is a selected representative of small and medium-sized enterprises? Brother Peng, naïve! The organizer directly sold the photo session! Take a picture of 250,000 yuan, clearly marked the price, you can take out the money, and lead the pig to go up to Aoguanhai and take a photo with it." Ao Guanhai was like a wax figure there, smiling and taking a group photo, the whole process took less than five seconds, and the money was in hand. Then this photo became the propaganda slogan of those micro-businesses. During that time, WeChat was full of 'XX Group, going international', and XX was cordially received by Ao Guanhai. I have to say that these micro-businesses are all drama spirits, and they act as if they are real. Overnight, Ao Guanhai became a good friend of Huaxia micro-business. ”

Xiao Peng was dumbfounded: "Isn't this self-deception? Ao Guanhai would never have imagined that his reputation would be ruined in the hands of micro-businessmen." Poor Ao Guanhai, a retired president, is still very energetic, but he has been reduced to the realm of only taking photos with micro-businessmen, and the saddest thing is that Ao Guanhai himself doesn't know what he has done!"

Xiao Peng's experience of Fei Luo Kaka refers to the 03 Real Madrid trip to China, when the boss of a throat treasure in China contacted through an intermediary, spent 300,000 US dollars in appearance fees, and had a meal with Ronaldo, a football superstar known as the 'alien'。。。。。。 Directly used Fei Luo's portrait to make four free advertisements! When Fei Luo found out, he was angry and sued him directly. It is estimated that the throat treasure of that brand can't hang on his face, and after dealing with the lawsuit of Fei Luo, he asked Kaka, who is also a Brazilian ace and is at his peak, to make an endorsement to get back face: Look, I also have the money to invite international superstars. Poor Kaka still thinks he is advertising for a candy to this day。。。。。。

After hearing this, Pan Peiyu introduced: "These can spend 250,000 yuan to take pictures, which can be regarded as good micro-businesses, and many of the remaining parts are from 'creation'. Anyway, among the four major evil arts in Asia, the 'Huaxia PS technique', those micro-businesses are all playing well. Anyway, looking at the circle of friends during that time, it was as if those micro-businesses had developed Aoguanhai offline. ”

"I have a question. Xiao Peng thought for a while and asked: "Why do these micro-businesses appear on the Modu SME Forum? They don't have production qualifications, right? Whether they have a business license or not has to be said separately, why do they go to the forum and take a photo with Ao Guanhai and so grandly?"

"How simple is this, pay for it!" Pan Peiyu smiled and gave the answer: "Don't look at the micro-business, although it is an industry that has only become popular in recent years, but the means have been around for a long time, and it is also the same as pyramid schemes, all kinds of training offline, the circle of friends tells you how much money you can make every day, a young man in his twenties can get rich overnight, a girl in her twenties can open a Maserati, and the base of micro-business is the 4S store, anyway, it is only a shoot and not a buy." Some time ago, I went out to play, met a girl, dragged me into a WeChat group, that is, the micro-business group, I relied on the group in the passion, today to promote myself to manager, tomorrow to you to promote director, some to make underwear, some to make masks, there is a woman in order to achieve a higher level, a one-time purchase of 80,000 yuan of tooth powder, more than 2,000 boxes! ”

Xiao Peng took a deep puff of cigarette: "There is a problem with this micro-business, but many people still choose to join, in addition to brainwashing, you think, a person lives a life that is not salty or light, and suddenly" has a career ', which makes people feel dead wood in spring." ”

"Isn't it, what do you say is wrong with these people now? The girl I met some time ago is developing me every day, and I'm dying of sorrow, and it's the first time I feel like sleeping with a girl who is in such a big trouble. Pan Peiyu shrugged and said.

Xiao Peng said with a smile: "Do you know what this is called? It is called the theory of money! In the eyes of such people, as long as you have money, you are the master, and it doesn't matter how you get your money, these people's theories are also very strange, and they say: 'Look, even if it is a lie, people have cheated people out of money, and it is better than you go to work!' In their eyes, as long as they can make money, even if they are cheating, it is a glamorous success, but if you think about it carefully, every penny that these people earn comes from the savings and desperate bets of another family for many years. Alas, anyway, this magic capital SME forum is a stinking door. What credibility and influence will there be in the future, making money and getting into the pit, right? Hahahaha。。。。。。 ”

"Wait!" Yang Meng's focus is always different from others: "You said you went to soak the girl? Where did you get it? Let's go together another day." ”

"Come on, you, you soak in a girl like this, you can't even cry. I'm so annoying to her. Pan Peiyu said disdainfully.

Xiao Peng also smiled: "Mengzi, if you want to be a girl, you really have to go to a foreign country." ”

Yang Meng was also happy when he heard it: "What? You mean that foreign girls like me?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "Muscular men, single eyelids, and small eyes, these are all the conditions of Chinese men that most foreign girls like." Of course, this is not the most critical. ”

Yang Meng asked happily: "Say it quickly, what is the most important thing?"

Xiao Peng spat out his cigarette and said unhurriedly: "The most important thing is that there are many girls with clear prices in foreign countries, and you can buy love at will." ”

Yang Meng stretched out his middle finger: "I'll draft the uncle!"

After Xiao Peng heard this, he directly called Pan Peiyu: "Uncle!"

Yang Meng and Pan Peiyu: "。。。。。。 ”

Pan Peiyu smiled bitterly: "Brother Peng, you and Mengzi are arguing, don't let me lie down." ”

Yang Meng directly stretched out his thumb: "Xiao Peng, I'm convinced, you have won completely!"

Xiao Peng continued to say unhurriedly: "Mengzi, I didn't say you, what you just said is also stupid, you let Lao Pan take you to pick up girls? Then aren't you looking for abuse? Just the two of you look like standing together, the girls have followed Lao Pan away, aren't you just depressed? You can't bring someone who is more handsome than yourself when you pick up a girl, this is basic common sense, do you understand? Why do we both like me together? It's for you to compare, your ugliness sets off my handsomeness, you understand?"

"Damn, what's wrong with me?Where am I ugly?When I was a child, I liked me more than you!" Yang Meng said unconvinced.

Xiao Peng pouted: "When I was in school, how simple the girls were, you could beat and mix, and there were many little girls around you, because they followed you to be in the limelight and had face." Later, when people grew up, who is still so naïve as before? It's not impossible for you to want to be a girl with Lao Pan, and there are ways. ”

Yang Meng's eyes lit up: "What way?"

Xiao Peng said lightly: "It's simple." If you buy a Lamborghini Ferrari or something, and you shoot the car keys there, there must be a girl who doesn't follow you and Lao Pan. Of course, there must also be a premise, you can't take Lao Pan with you when driving, otherwise people will think that you are Lao Pan's driver and bodyguard. ”

Yang Meng was about to go crazy: "Xiao Peng, fuck your uncle!"

Xiao Peng tilted his head and looked at Pan Peiyu again: "Uncle, he's looking for you again." ”

“。。。。。。 Can you change the tactics?"

"Yes, next time I'll call Uncle Cai Fat. He's in the right fit for you. ”

"you。。。。。。 You...... You...... You won!"