26. Von Doraemon Hao

Looking at the moon that was getting closer and closer, Feng Yuechan suddenly wondered: "Dad, do you say that the Apollo manned moon landing of the US imperialists is real, or is it an illusion taken by the studio?"

"Didn't the Jade Rabbit lunar probe send back photos of the traces of the U.S. imperialists' landing on the moon?" Feng Hao said with a smile, "On the seven-meter resolution image map of the whole moon, the traces of the Apollo 11, 12, 14, 15, 17, and 18 Apollo spacecraft can be distinguished, what else is there to question?"

"No, no, no. Feng Yuechan waved her hand and said, "The basic doubts are manned landing on the moon, and there is nothing to question when a spacecraft lands on the moon and returns with lunar soil." Then he blinked again, "There is a saying that the first moon landing was false, and now everything on the moon is made up by the US imperialists......"

I am afraid that those who believe this statement are not wise.

"Actually, the P5 are all in a group, in order to cover up the fact that Hitler was an alien from the moon. Hitler didn't go to the moon, but the moon had **, Hitler made an alliance with the Mayans at the South Pole, and the moon **y-are-coming-back!"

Looking at her father's exaggerated movements and expressions, Feng Yuechan covered her mouth and smiled lightly: "Dad, you are too exaggerated, you don't have acting skills yet." ”

Feng Hao: "Meow meow?"

Cultivation has no years, crossed out, if there is no time to remind, it is difficult to feel the passage of time, when Jarvis's reminder sounds, the Kunpeng has entered the lunar orbit.

If it is a conventional spacecraft, because the surface of the moon is cratered, it cannot land like an airplane, and it will land on the moon in the form of a small landing vehicle. But the Kunpeng does not have this problem, and with a little adjustment, it is ready to land on the moon.

……

At the same time, the Earth.

"Damn! He didn't even release the small login, is he Feng Hao going to land the Kunpeng directly? ”

"You've all been deceived! This is clearly a picture coming from the video studio! Not to mention China, even the US imperialists do not have this kind of technology that can allow a spacecraft to land directly. Did he think his Kunpeng was a Star Destroyer?"

"Shocked to see the US imperialists kneeling and licking the party!"

"Some people can't stand up after kneeling for a long time. ”

"Taizu asked us to stand up, but some people refused to stand up, still knelt on the ground, and then when the national disaster was in trouble, they climbed high and shouted, as the leading party. ”

"Can your Emperor Baba make a spaceship like the Kunpeng? ”

"Well, he landed on the moon with a keyboard, and the keyboard landed. ”

"I was relieved to see so many people scolding you. ”

"You say, what kind of attitude will Feng Hao's father and daughter take to get out of the spaceship?"

"Isn't this nonsense? Of course, wearing a spacesuit, walking out, is it possible to fly out...... Meow meow?"

"Meow meow?"

"Meow meow?"

"Meow meow?"

I saw the hatch open, and a red and white mecha took the lead in soaring into the sky, it was him, it was him, it was him, our hero, Iron Man!

But that's not all.

Feng Hao rushed out as Iron Man, and everyone had already been psychologically guarded, but the white figure that appeared afterwards made everyone start to learn to meow.

"What did I see? It's beautiful! It's beautiful!"

"The streamlined mecha, with its pure and flawless white coating, is like a holy light, purifying my soul!"

"This must be an angel!"

", this is Chang'e! Only Chang'e can land on the moon!"

"It turns out that there is really Chang'e on the moon, and the ancients did not deceive me. ”

"Meow meow!"

"At this time, the cat that is still learning to fart, quickly learn to call the rabbit, emm...... Tell me, what do rabbits call?"

"Rabbits have eight kinds of sounds, cooing means dissatisfaction, jetting sound means being threatened, screaming sound means scared, teeth grinding sound means going to the vet, teeth clenching sound means pain, whining sound means satisfaction, hissing sound represents warning, estrus sound is different from cooing ......"

"Worship the big guy, woo woo. ”

"Woooooooo ”

"Woooooooo ”

"Woo woo, Meng Xin asked, why do you want to learn to call rabbits. ”

"Woo woo, you are stupid, who doesn't want to be a rabbit in Chang'e's arms?"

"Woo woo, since there are Chang'e, what about Wu Gang?"

"Woo woo, Iron Man, the organization decides, you will be Wu Gang, Kunpeng, and the organization will decide that you will be the laurel tree. ”

"Woo woo, here, I want to chant a poem, Gou ......"

"Woo woo, let's find out the list of shots on the last day of this month. ”

"This scene will definitely go down in history!"

……

Whether it can be recorded in history is not a question for Feng Hao to consider, after seeing his daughter happily soaring to the moon and letting himself go, Feng Hao began to contact Jarvis.

"Report the situation, Jarvis. ”

[Sir, the moon scan is over.] There's good news and bad news, which one would you like to hear?]

"Let's talk about it, Jarvis. ”

[Good news, I've located the same source as the cryophory.] Bad news, the moon is a giant spaceship. 】

[The moon was born earlier than the earth, but it was captured by the earth and became a satellite, affecting or modifying the earth's environment, such as tides. According to my scans, the volume of the moon is not proportional to its mass, and the interior is even more hollow. With my current scanning capabilities, I can't get a glimpse of the real environment inside. 】

"Is the moon really a giant spaceship, deliberately a satellite of the Earth, and we humans are also their descendants or experiments?"

[To be exact, it's not. 】

[According to my analysis, the Moon is a naturally formed satellite, but it was later artificially built into a giant spacecraft at an unpredictable point in time.] 】

Ahem.

Could it be that I still have a word for prophecy?

When they will go in, will a large wave of ** officers and soldiers rush out?

[Sir, you should go and write science fiction. 】

"Okay, stop talking nonsense. Let me ask you, with your current capabilities, can you enter the interior of the moon, that is, the coordinates of the signal source?"

[Yes.] 】

"Is it dangerous?"

[Not sure.] 】

After a little groaning, Feng Hao made a decision, and through the communication system, he told his daughter: "Yuechan, when you have played enough, return to the Kunpeng." ”

"Huh, what about you, Dad?"

"I'm going to do something...... Feng Hao immediately added, "Don't worry, there won't be any danger." ”

"Okay. ”

Looking at her father, who was gradually moving away, Feng Yuechan wrinkled her cute nose and said to the red queen: "Red queen, can you block Jarvis's surveillance?"

"Yes. ”

"Okay, then let's follow. Feng Yuechan said slyly, "Hmph, it's not okay if you don't take me to play." ”

……

There was neither thrill nor danger along the way, and under the guidance of Jarvis, Feng Hao easily came to the coordinate location of the signal source.

Looking at the huge black cave in front of him, on the premise of making sure that there was no danger, Feng Hao cautiously stepped out.

There was no sound, but there was a layer of ripples and vibrations in the whole air, Feng Hao seemed to have traveled a long and instantaneous, unable to correctly perceive in time and space, and when the willows and flowers were bright, he found himself standing in a familiar and unfamiliar room.

The bedroom of more than 20 square meters has no bells and whistles, but it is full of warmth, which is like a daughter's boudoir.

Just when Feng Hao's brain hadn't woken up yet, the corners of his clothes were gently pulled, making him look down involuntarily.

I saw a little girl of three or four years old, carved in pink and jade, timidly and boldly looking up with her little head, her eyes were like a clear spring, bright and watery, dragging a fluffy teddy bear bigger than her with her left hand, and tugging the corner of Feng Hao's clothes with her right hand, and said prettyly: "You...... Are you, Doraemon?"