Episode 367 Take your pants off
The bright red sunset is like red goldfish cruising in the sky, and the triumphant cheers of hundreds of millions of termites and ants resound in every corner of the Great Wall. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Let the whole termite grassland seem to be shrouded in the joy of human social festivals.
In the depths of the termite castle.
The White Cloud Queen, who was already laughing and cramping, was counting the number of heels of her husband's green wind with relish:
“121… 122…… 155!156!Wow, my husband has one more number of fights than my dad today!"
The Queen's cheers made the maids and toddlers in the hall who surrounded her giggle, and they had never seen their parents so happy, as if they were two children.
This is a heartfelt laughter.
Like the wind, through every winding tunnel, flying to the tentacles of every termite, they will never forget this day.
……
In the evening, when a grand dinner party was over, Yue An lay alone in the window blowing the cool breeze of the grassland, and his chaotic thoughts seemed to be flying in the wind.
He wanted to be alone.
Tomorrow, the five of them will leave the Ant Valley, leave the termite grassland, and leave the land where they once fought, to be honest, he is really a little reluctant.
The life of ants and termites, although simple, although there is also war, makes him have an inexplicable peace and joy, like a piece of sugar in his mouth, he can't bear to let it melt.
Looking back on his part-time job after graduating from high school, he was deeply tired of the intrigues in the human workplace.
This is also the reason why he finally resigned, preferring to be a frustrated cartoonist with meager savings to maintain.
Thinking silently, a thought popped up in my heart:
"Otherwise, stay and be an ant!"
However, the corners of his mouth immediately showed a self-mocking smile, and he was powerless to tie the chicken, and he couldn't even carry a leaf, so he was afraid that he would only eat idle food if he stayed.
Hehe.
A paw rested silently on his shoulder, and he was suddenly startled, and when he suddenly turned around, he saw the mischievous smiling face of Prince Cangyuan.
"What are you doing?" asked Akuhara.
"I'm thinking, tomorrow we're leaving, I don't know when we'll see you. ”
Yue An looked at him and smiled silently.
His words made the smile on Prince Cangyuan's face slowly converge, and Cangyuan's expression changed, as if he had a lot to say, but he only stammered:
"Thank you for keeping our three generations safe!"
He and Yue An hugged each other for a long time, Yue An's glasses hung on his face again, and his expression was very dreamy, he didn't expect that he would become friends with a termite in this life.
……
The moon is in the middle of the sky, and the night of the departed.
In the corner of the Great Wall, Yu Qiyun silently looked up at the night sky with his knees crossed, and there was an ant sitting quietly beside him, ant jasmine.
"I didn't expect us to meet again so soon. Yu Qiyun grinned, "Did you tell Tiehua the meaning of 'it's better to forget the rivers and lakes than to get along with each other'?"
"Nope. ”
After a few seconds of silence, Ant Jasmine replied.
Seeing Yu Qiyun's puzzled gaze, she explained again: "Because of this sentence, I still don't understand what it means, can you tell me again?"
Yu Qiyun laughed dumbly.
"I'll explain it to you next time. He said casually, and the ant's eyes lit up.
"In 3 months, whether I find a companion or not, I will come back to see you first!"
Although this sentence blurted out, it came from the heart, and when he was leaving, he was the same as Yue An, and he had a deep attachment to the people and things here.
"What you said is true?"
Ant Jasmine stood up excitedly, said in a trembling voice, and stared at Yu Qiyun's face with her eyes.
"Of course!" Yu Qiyun patted his chest.
Ant Jasmine's next sentence immediately made him petrify:
"Then take your pants off!"
She already knew that the shell on Yu Qiyun's body was called "clothes", and the shell on his legs was called "pants".
Yu Qiyun relieved himself, was startled, and crawled to the side, holding his trouser belt and asking:
"You, you, you... What do you want to do?"
Ant Jasmine sneered, crossed her waist and said:
"Give me a pee!"
Yu Qiyun stumbled under his feet, almost falling upside down from the city wall, he suppressed his roar, and asked gently:
"Excuse me, eldest sister, what do you want to do?"
He had a word in his heart that he hadn't yet spoken:
I really haven't heard of it, the way you ants say goodbye is so perverted.
The ancients folded the willow and said goodbye, how elegant, you are so good, say goodbye to the urethra, and the elegance directly becomes coquettish.
Although the anger on Yu Qiyun's face flashed, it still fell into Ant Jasmine's eyes, and she hurriedly explained:
"Yu Qiyun, don't get me wrong, it's like this, we ants are different from you humans and insects, we walk through smell, and our memory is also through smell, and we can only remember the smell for a month at most. ”
Yu Qiyun sighed, taken aback.
I didn't expect the ant's memory to be so bad, and he lost his memory in a month. That is to say...... As he was thinking, he listened to Ant Jasmine continue:
"So, I hope you'll pee now, put it in that little bottle and give it to me, and I'll smell it every month after that, so that I won't recognize you when you come. ”
When she said this, her voice had begun to choke.
Yu Qiyun blinked and was stunned for a long time.
He finally understood the good intentions of the ant jasmine, since love is priceless, what is the point of a soak of urine?
He took out an empty bottle from his backpack and put it on the ground, Yu Qiyun just wanted to untie his pants, but the hand pulling the zipper suddenly stopped, and said to Ant Jasmine:
"You go a little further and turn around. ”
Ant Jasmine was stunned: "What are you doing?"
"We boys pee, you girls can't watch it. Yu Qiyun blushed and smiled bitterly in his heart, he didn't expect to even have to explain this matter of course today.
"But don't you often look at us--it's not fair-that... All right. ”
After Ant Jasmine protested silently, she still respected Yu Qiyun's opinion, but she didn't go far, just turned her back.
Yu Qiyun slandered in his heart, you ants don't even have pants, and you like to urinate anywhere, I have to watch it even if I don't look at it, he smiled and began to untie his pants.
What he didn't expect was that in the shadows in the distance, there were three pairs of eyes, staring at their every move.
"Wow, I have to take off my pants!"
"This beast doesn't even let go of ants!"
"Hmph, I knew they were in love!"
"This girl is a pervert!"
"Sister Enchanting, you must teach him a good lesson!"
“…… Shut up!"
A figure rushed away from the shadows in a rage, followed by two black shadows, one fat and one less, like three gusts of wind, coming and going silently.
And at this moment, Yu Qiyun was whistling and urinating, when he suddenly heard a voice behind him shouting:
"Yu Qiyun, you are shameless!"
There was a cool breeze behind his head, and as soon as he turned around, he was slapped to the ground by Li Enchanting with a palm!
Impartially, Yu Qiyun's handsome face happened to have a close contact with the urine bottle on the ground. (To be continued.) )