Chapter 211: Wudu Head is born
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After some ridicule between the parents of the wild donkey howl, they finally unanimously decided to follow the advice of the wild donkey howling mother and raise the wild donkey howling as a son.
This has to raise girls as boys, this name is very important, you have to take a boy's name, so that it has a boyish taste. So, what kind of name should be given to give it a manly taste?
This incident made the father of the wild donkey howl very troubled.
"What is a boy's name?" he thought. First of all, he felt that the characteristics of a man are heroic, powerful, and able to fight and kill.
So he remembered the heroes of ancient times, he admired Wu Song in "Water Margin" the most, he could kill the tiger with his bare hands, and this tiger was still the most powerful tiger.
So he wanted to give birth to a tiger in the twilight of his thoughts, but his wife's stomach was not angry, and he couldn't realize this ideal, but although this ideal couldn't be realized, his desire has not been broken.
"Now, since you want to raise your daughter as a son, why don't you call your daughter's name Wu Song?
After thinking of the name, one day the father of the wild donkey howled told him the name he had chosen and discussed it with his wife. At this time, his wife was standing by the pot table washing pots and dishes, so he came over and told his wife the name he had come up with.
His wife immediately frowned when she heard this, wiped her watery hands on her apron, turned around and said, "This name is good, but this Wu Song knows no one, especially in that movie, blind people also like to say such content, if one day, someone asks our child, 'Have you ever killed a tiger on Jingyanggang?'
The old woman's words made the wild donkey's father full of shame, and the wild donkey's father had no choice but to retract the results of his many sleepless nights.
A few days later, one dark night, the father of the wild donkey howled slept on the clay kang and began to think about the name again with his back to the sky.
He regretted that Wu Song's name could not be used!"What a good name, what a manly name! It's a pity that it can't be used!"
But when he thought about it, he thought, "Hey?...... Isn't this Wu Song still known by another name? Why did you forget about it, you can't hang yourself from a tree all the time! If you change your name, it's Wu Song, and that's 'Wu Erlang.'" ”
The father of the wild donkey's howl happily slapped his hands and "snapped" on the ground, startling his wife!
His wife hurriedly shouted, "What's the matter, husband? Which tendon is 'hairy' disease? Why is it that you are clapping alone in the bed in the middle of the night?
When the wild donkey's howling father heard that his wife had woken him up, he asked him to give her the name he had thought of.
After hearing this, his wife thought for a while and said: "This is not bad, saying that Wu Erlang people can also think of Wu Songlai, it is always not so direct." But ......"
As soon as the wild donkey howled, he heard his wife say, "But ......," and wanted to deny his creation, so he said unhappily, "What is it?"
"I mean......" The mother of the wild donkey howled heard that her husband was upset, and spit out.
"You mean!" urges the howling father of the wild donkey, a little angrily.
"I mean...... That Wu Erlang should generally be two children, so it doesn't matter what he is called, Erlang or something, but our child is just such a child, can he be called Cheng Erlang?...... So if someone asks, 'What about your husband?' how do you answer? Do you say that you are dead or not born?"
When the father of the wild donkey howled, he was speechless. I thought to myself, "Oh, don't underestimate this!
So he said: "Isn't it, it's a bit of a problem, and it's not easy to answer if people ask like this." So it seems that the name is yellow again. The father of the wild donkey said with regret.
A few days later, the father of the wild donkey began a new round of creation of the name of his "son", and while he thought, he muttered: "Wu Song...... Takejiro ...... What else is Wu Song's name?...... Ay...... There is! Wudu head!"
The father of the wild donkey howled was so excited that he shouted! "Old woman! It's called Wudutou, and this Wudutou is also Wusong!"
When the wild donkey's howling mother heard this, she happily pulled her hands out of the bed and applauded again and again! "Yes, yes, yes! It's not bad to call 'Wudutou', this is not too direct for Wu Song, and it doesn't mention the problem of a few children. ”
Since then, the name of "Wudu Head" of the wild donkey howl has been officially born!
Next, the parents of the wild donkey howl began to dress up the wild donkey's howl from the appearance, bought all kinds of boys' clothes, kept the boy's hairstyle, usually played with the boys, did not let her play with the girls, and bought toys such as knives, guns, sticks, and sticks.
Again, the parents of the wild donkey howled led the wild donkey to the village supply and marketing cooperatives to buy salty salt and soy sauce, and there were a few small rag dolls on the shelves of the supply and marketing cooperatives.
The mother of the wild donkey howled deliberately pretended not to hear and ignored her. The wild donkey howled and thought her mother could not hear her, so she shouted louder and louder!
At this time, the mother of the wild donkey howl was angry, turned around and slapped the wild donkey's howl, and said, "A boy's house, what kind of doll do you play with!"
The wild donkey howled and was slapped in the face, so he covered his face with his hands and cried!
At this time, her father came over, smiled unhurriedly and said, "Son, Daddy bought you a good toy!"
At this moment, the wild donkey immediately stopped crying and looked at her father with two teary eyes.
The father of the wild donkey pointed to a toy on the shelf and told the salesman to bring it over.
The salesman followed the instructions of the wild donkey howling father and brought the toy on the shelf. The father of the wild donkey howled handed this toy to the wild donkey, and the wild donkey howled and pouted when he saw it, and a hundred did not like it!
It turns out that this toy is a golden big knife, which is Master Guan's big knife!
The wild donkey howled silently and pushed the toy to the side!
Her father coaxed and forcibly stuffed the old man's big knife into the wild donkey's howl, and then led the wild donkey to howl.
Since then, this wild donkey has no choice but to play with boys' toys and dance with guns and sticks all day long. When she was hungry, her parents let her eat, and the wild donkey's appetite was very good, and when she was seven years old, she was already as tall as a child of twelve or thirteen years old, and the degree of obesity was even more special, as fat as a girl of her age.
So the wild donkey howled up to his parents' expectations and grew into a super boy. He looks five big and three thick, with a big head, a big buttocks, a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and that arm stretches out enough to be as thick as the legs of ordinary men, and the legs are as thick as two or three legs of ordinary men.
And the parents of the wild donkey also danced happily every day, and their dream was finally realized. In particular, the father of the wild donkey was extremely happy, and wherever he went, he had to take his "son" with him and show off in front of everyone.
When the wild donkey howled when he was sixteen years old, one day the wild donkey ran back crying, and without saying a word, he crawled on the kang and cried to death.
The wild donkey's parents looked at each other for a moment, not knowing what was going on outside with his "son", and they couldn't ask. This "son" didn't say a word, he just cried vigorously, crying so sadly!
The parents of the wild donkey were stupid when they stood on the side, and their two hearts twitched tightly, hanging in the air like a bucket in a well, seven up and eight down, violently worried!
For a while, all kinds of terrible speculations were born in their minds, and the more they speculated, the more terrible they felt, the more terrible they felt, and the more they had to think nonsense.
In the past, their "son" had never cried like this, he was often happy, he just liked to eat and drink, and they always let her eat and drink enough. Then lie down and fall asleep. Why did you suddenly come back today without saying a word, crying like this?
The parents of the wild donkey howl stood beside the wild donkey and kept exchanging glances, not knowing what to do? Her mother wanted to hug and comfort her child, but where could she hold it, even if she pushed with all her strength, she was always afraid that it would be difficult to move her position.
The parents of the wild donkey had no choice but to stand aside and wait, waiting for the wild donkey to cry enough before asking her to see what was going on.
Wait...... Wait...... Finally, when they heard that their "son" stopped crying, the mother of the wild donkey howled put on the ear of her "son" and asked, "Child, what's wrong with you, who bullied you?"
Suddenly, the wild donkey rolled over and jumped up, and with tears on her face, she asked her parents, "Am I a man or a woman?"
This insurmountable problem is the world's most difficult mathematical problem, the "Goldbach conjecture", which is not as difficult to answer as the question raised by the parents of the wild donkey howling today.
What's more, the parents of this wild donkey howl are semi-literate people who have only been in primary school for three years.
For a while, the parents of the wild donkey stood there in a daze, unable to answer their children's questions for more than ten minutes.
At this moment, the two of them had already tentatively answered this question dozens of times in their minds, but no matter how they answered, it was not appropriate.
Because if the answer is boys, but their children themselves know very well that they can only lie to themselves, but they cannot fool their children.
If the answer is a girl, why did you raise her like this? Men are not men and women?
They couldn't come up with a proper answer, because the sad thing is that when God created human beings, there were only two types, either male or female, and how good it would be if there were three types!
So they can only complain that the breed created by God and man is too monotonous!
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