517 One Knife 999!(Ask for Tickets)
The comedy team got things done.
The next step is to sign the contract at the agreed time and hold a meeting to inform the program requirements.
However, these things can only be done tomorrow, not because Chenyang deliberately postponed it, but because these teams are in the imperial capital or the magic capital, and if you come to Inner Mongolia, you have to book a ticket for tomorrow at the earliest.
Putting down the phone at hand, Chenyang began to follow up on the progress of various projects.
He focused on following up on the studio, Wang Yang has already done a good job of the LED screen, and is now making a stage.
This piece is in a hurry, and Chenyang is not a conventional stage this time, so the whole project is much slower than pasting LEDs.
As for the online publicity part, it has already been completed, and it is currently being adjusted with the official blog, and as long as the program is ready to be recorded, it can be promoted in conjunction with other network companies.
Some of the other projects are also following suit.
I was so busy in the morning and afternoon, and it was almost time to get off work, and my second aunt called.
Chenyang picked up and said, "Hey, second aunt." ”
"Yoko, off work?"
"Come on, you're looking for me?"
"It's nothing, just ask how your ad is doing?"
"The advertising words have been thought of a long time ago, you can rest assured, this wave of operation will definitely satisfy you. ”
He didn't think about any advertising words at all, this day was full of things, and he had forgotten about advertising, but he said that no one knew if he had thought about it, didn't he? He lied without any psychological burden, and he asked, "Second aunt, you just asked about advertising? Is there anything else?"
The second aunt said, "There is nothing else, that is, when the company has a meeting in the afternoon, it is temporarily decided to invest funds to make the advertisement, hey, this is not clear for a while, when will you get off work? I will pick you up, let's meet and talk." ”
Chenyang said, "Okay, I will clock in in five minutes, you can pick me up at the door of the TV station." ”
"Okay, then I'll go over then. ”
The phone hung up.
Chenyang continued his work.
Scheme.
Crosswords.
Slogan.
Although Jiang Shiyu and the others also wanted to help, they were all rejected by Chenyang.
There's no way, he believes in himself a little more about the text, and he still thinks it's too troublesome for those who revise and change something, not only for himself, but also for others, unless someone can confidently pass the test at one time.
Of course, so far, Chenyang has never seen anyone with such self-confidence.
And he himself doesn't belong to this kind of person, after all, strictly speaking, he is cheating, but since there are bugs, why not use it? Therefore, Chenyang will classify himself as a genius series from time to time.
However, this is also the mentality that he occasionally brags about himself, and in normal times, he is still relatively low-key and introverted.
What the?
Say that you are scared of God on the Internet?
Oh hehehe, that's not him!
Bell bell bell.
The phone rang.
Chenyang came back from his busyness, and when he was looking at his watch, it was already ten o'clock, and the call was also from his second uncle.
"Yoko?"
"Coming down right away. ”
After speaking, Chenyang turned off the computer, hit the card to get off work, and was about to leave, he suddenly remembered that the game advertising words he promised to his second aunt had not been written, so he had to put down his coat and pick up the pen, brush and brush the advertising words, and after a little checking, he went downstairs.
As soon as I went out, I saw my second uncle's car parked in front of the office building.
However, it was not the second aunt who was driving, but the second aunt's driver.
After a brief hello, Chenyang got into the car and smiled apologetically, "Have you been waiting for a long time?"
The second aunt smiled, "I've just arrived, so I didn't delay calling you." ”
Chenyang shook his head, "No, no." ”
The second aunt asked, "Have you eaten?"
Chenyang said, "Not yet." ”
The second aunt said, "Then let's go to dinner first, and then talk at the dinner table." ”
Chenyang nodded, "Okay." ”
The second aunt said to the driver, "Go to Ma's dumpling building." ”
The car started.
Soon, Chenyang and his second aunt came to Ma's dumpling building.
The three of them found a private room, simply asked for a few home-cooked dishes, three plates of dumplings, and before they were served, Chenyang took out the advertising words he had written, "Second aunt, look at it, are you not satisfied with this advertising words?"
The second aunt took it, "I'll take a look at ......" he began to read, "Zero yuan VIP, three days full level, one knife 999 per second, 666 equipment explosion, no matter how good the advertisement is, don't enter the service for a walk, hurry up and search for the blue moon that loves to play, the exclusive million anniversary!"
"Poof. ”
The driver on the side smiled.
Seeing the second uncle-in-law looking at him, the driver hurriedly apologized, "I'm sorry boss, I really can't help it, no, no." ”
The second uncle-in-law didn't squeak, but he obviously looked the same as the driver's thoughts, he couldn't bear to look directly at the advertising words in front of him, and even wanted to despise it a little, he had been mixed in the Chinese game industry for so many years, and he had never seen such a heart-wrenching advertising slogan.
Taking a deep breath, the second aunt continued to watch.
Article 2.
"A knife at the beginning, become a tyrant in three seconds!"
Article 3.
"XXX is green!XXX is green!Surprises are continuous!Monthly income is tens of thousands!A green game that makes money without spending money!Level can be withdrawn, equipment can be exchanged for some money, hurry up and play Blue Moon!!"
Article 4 (Hong Kong and Taiwan dialect).
"I'm xxx, hurry up!Praise and fight!Equipment recycling!The benefits are there!Cash out!Love the blue moon, come to earn, come with me, tonight at X o'clock, love the blue moon, drive on time!"
Article 5 (Hong Kong and Taiwan dialect).
"Disturb it, even like the spokesperson of Aiwan Blue Moon, xxx, the two are coming, even coming back, when the Lian didn't have time at eight o'clock, this time I can't miss it, tonight at eight o'clock on time to start the war, new brother, just come and play Aiwan Blue Moon!"
Article 6.
Article 7.
Article 8.
The more I looked, the more my second aunt collapsed.
He thought that the first one was very thunderous, but he didn't expect the next few to be even more thunderous!
No!
It's so thunderous that it can't be replicated!
I was very restless in my heart, and then I saw that the driver who was sitting on the side and listening was already blushing and having a thick neck - this was listening to him read and laugh!
Waving his hand, the second aunt said to the driver, "You go out first, and then come in later." ”
The driver got up and went out.
As soon as he closed the door, he heard the uncontrollable laughter of men outside.
In the box, the second aunt said to Chenyang with a black line on his face, "Yangzi, what are you writing here, aren't you pit the second aunt, or is the second aunt not giving you enough time? ”
If it was someone else, the second aunt would definitely not say that, but after getting to know Chenyang further, he now became more and more suspicious of whether this nephew was teasing himself or because of other reasons.
Therefore, people cannot but be strong.
Otherwise, others will be less tolerant.
Of course, Chenyang knows the second aunt's thoughts, after all, this is not his advertising words, but the original advertising words of the extremely popular online game Blue Moon in China in his previous life.
Not to mention that there are no bad street advertising words such as Jiangnan Leather Factory in this world, that is, in the world of advertising words of Jiangnan Leather Factory where he lived and closed down every day, he was also shocked after seeing the advertising words of the greedy Blue Moon.
The first reaction was almost the same as that of the second uncle, thinking that this was a game dealer teasing him.
Of course, he is not the only one who has such a reaction, but also thousands of Chinese compatriots, almost within a few days after the blue moon came out, complaints about this game can be seen everywhere on the Internet.
Some complain about endorsement stars.
Some complained about the game advertising slogan.
Some even made up jokes to complain.
But just when everyone thought that this game would definitely not last for three days, time slapped everyone hard, because, with this garbage-like advertising slogan, Blue Moon has been supporting for two years!!
A game.
An advertising slogan lasted for two years.
What kind of concept is this?
Chenyang is not a veteran player, but in the games he plays, there is no such thing as playing Blue Moon, relying on a garbage advertising slogan to survive for two years, and the more he is complained, the faster he renewes, and most importantly, the number of players continues unabated.
smiled indifferently, Chenyang said, "Second aunt, you think too much, every advertisement I have been scrutinized word by word, painstakingly, every word is the essence, when the time comes, you will match some dynamic music in the game, let the spokesperson go where to stop, with some equipment and the like, absolutely top." ”
"Yoko, you lie to me. ”
The second aunt was about to vomit blood.
What is the top of this advertising slogan?
That's it?
That's it?
Still scrutinizing?
Still exhausted?
Still pondering word by word?
I'll go to your grandma, do you have any intentions!!
His heart was roaring, but the second aunt's face didn't show much of it, but just when he was about to open his mouth to say something, Chenyang spoke, "Second aunt, I'm not blowing, you should believe in my strength."
And let's be honest, your love for the blue moon is really not very good, no one should play, if you change other advertisements, in fact, it will hit the street, but if you use this, a dead horse as a live horse doctor, maybe there will be improvement. ”
Although the second aunt is his only sponsor, Chenyang does not have the habit of hiding and tucking, and the personality of this product is to do his best, but he will not be stupid enough to say how awesome this advertisement is.
After all, no one has witnessed the power of this ad like him.
The reason why he handed over the truth to the "Happy Comedian" was also because there was no way, but if there was a little other trick, he would not say anything so directly, so now Chenyang has changed to another way - poisonous chicken soup!
This thing was common in China in the past, from the philosophy of life to the setbacks in life, there was always such a poisonous chicken soup that would never be abandoned.
However, there is no poisonous chicken soup in this China, and even chicken soup actually rarely exists, but some ideas and remarks full of logical errors poison many people on the Internet.
After Chenyang finished speaking, the second aunt's expression really moved, and after hesitating for a few seconds, he said, "Yangzi, I actually understand what you said, but this ...... Isn't that a bit too explicit?
Chenyang rolled his eyes and continued to exert his poisonous tongue skills, "I said second uncle, what hope do you have for your company's game? I didn't check the information yesterday, it's been two or three months since it was released, and there are only more than 10,000 people, what support do you think there is to support this?"
The second uncle's face changed again.
Chenyang didn't stop, and continued, "Now what you want is the market, I can tell you clearly, just this advertising word, you don't need to change it for two years, even if you run out of one a day, you can still change it, if you want something else, you can also, but I can guarantee that there is absolutely no good this!"
The second aunt lowered his head and smiled bitterly.
Chenyang didn't plan to say anything, and was about to end the topic, "Anyway, think about it, our family doesn't say the words of the two families, if you don't believe me, then you can change it, of course, I don't want you to change it, I don't want my Chenyang to have any street works on it." ”
The second aunt was amused, and rubbed Chenyang's head, "Hey, the kid still has some ideas." ”
Chenyang said, "That's right, I'm on fire now." ”
The second aunt said, "Okay, then I'll take it back and let people make the advertisement first, and then I'll give you the sample, hey, Yoko, do you want to shoot this commercial? ”
After Chenyang's speech, the second aunt has now completely thought clearly.
Broken jars are broken.
It's a big deal!
The meal is coming.
This is the end of the conversation between Chenyang and the second aunt.
As for the second uncle's invitation to him, Chenyang also readily agreed, but the premise was that it was only two days, because the TV station was too busy, and he needed more energy to stare at that side.
After the negotiations, both sides reached a verbal agreement.
The time for filming the advertisement is set for Saturday and Sunday, when the second aunt will send a special car to pick up Chenyang.
As for the part of the advertising words, Chenyang only shot the first three, and the rest was used by the second aunt to find a spokesperson, after negotiating everything, Fei Jingdong's mind once again floated through the twelve-character mantra.
Broken jar broken!
It's a big deal!