192 Morning Sun Singing Poisonous!
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Chenyang is also looking at the evaluation.
This guy doesn't have any other skills, but his anti-scolding skills are absolutely first-class.
Don't look at so many people scolding him on the Internet now, and there are professionals who want to hack him, but in his eyes, this is a joke.
Make him angry?
It's not enough!
Besides, this Pang Meilang's "My Skateboarding Shoes" was originally a controversial song in the previous life, those who like it like it to the bones, and those who don't like it hate it to the bones.
He took it out just to play with his fans, not for fame and fortune at all.
Taking a step back, even if he is preparing to enter the entertainment industry for the sake of fame and profit, who has ever heard that the brainwashing and decompression divine comedy is affirmed by orthodox music?
Sure of me?
You're funny!
While despying this group of professionals who have nothing to do on the line in my heart, on the other hand, Chenyang is beautifully brushed micro-broadcast.
In just such a moment, lyrics such as "fashion fashion is the most fashionable" and "friction friction like the devil's pace" were pushed into the 2017 Chinese Internet buzzword list by huge data traffic.
Almost at the same time, comments made up of such buzzwords were everywhere on the Internet.
What "my new clothes are fashionable and fashionable", and what "my little pulley is rubbing against the devil's pace".
In the end, even many celebrities came to join in the fun, some of them wanted to use the buzzword of fashion and fashion as a gimmick when they released a new album, and some directly recorded a video cover.
In the midst of the viral spread, more professionals are starting to look for the cause of the "My Skateboarding Shoes" fire.
Chenyang doesn't bother to care about them, like this idle and painful professional just tells them, they don't necessarily listen, the truth they want to pursue is the realm where everyone is drunk and I am sober, and it is not the reason for success at all.
Five minutes.
Ten minutes.
Thirty minutes.
After more than half an hour of micro-broadcasting, Chenyang got up and went to the living room to pour water to drink, before leaving, this guy did not forget the cheap clockwork micro-broadcasting, "The third wave of ghost animals, about it?"
"No!"
"Uncle, we really don't have an appointment!"
"I'm going to go crazy if I listen to your sister again. ”
"Yang Shen is about to stop singing, I really can't listen to it!"
"Do you want me to die for you in a minute?
"Ghost animal, your sister, don't you know, don't you dare to sing Lao Tzu to send you a blade!"
After two rounds of baptism of ghost and animal style tunes, everyone understands that others sing either for money or fame, and Chenyang sings without anything, and they will die.
Now, regardless of whether they are fans or not, as soon as they saw that Chenyang was going to come to the third wave of ghost animals, everyone rushed up to stop it, for fear that this guy would really send the third wave.
However, there are also those fans who are not afraid of being brainwashed when they see that there is a third wave, and they all shout for it to be sent quickly.
It's a pity that these people's comments have not become a climate, and they have been stifled in the cradle by more fans and passers-by who don't want to be brainwashed.
"Don't hurt anyone. ”
"Do you want a blade?"
"Knock knock, open the door, check the water meter!"
"@阳神, please send it privately, thank you!"
"In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, in order to protect the peace of the world, I decided to send a bomb to my relatives, please send me the address, okay? Oh, I didn't see it, it has something to do with the wood, I graduated from the Hacker Professional Academy, and I can check you anytime and anywhere. ”
"Dear, I want to remind you that you have become a public hazard on the earth, please return to the universe as soon as possible, okay?"
"That's right, someone wants to listen? Someone wants to listen! There are still such desperate people in this world, I admire you! In order to show my admiration, I decided to give you a blade, believe me, I will use it when the time comes!"
There are a lot of people to strangle.
There are also many people who dissuade them.
Of course, there are more people who lash out.
But even then, this is only part of the story.
After all, the Internet is a big platform, although it is very open and covers a wide area, but not everyone's attention is on Chenyang's side, and most people who like to surf the Internet are still more willing to pay attention to their favorite stars or idols.
What's more, since the release of the new fame rating yesterday, the entire Internet is not only lively on Chenyang's side, but also many celebrities who have been promoted.
Red envelopes, new songs, nine-square grids, long micro-broadcast testimonials, concert broadcasts, everything.
However, at eight or nine o'clock in the evening, all benefits are almost coming to an end, and the dialogue between some hard-working stars and fans is over.
As soon as the celebrities gave way, the excitement on Chenyang's side was highlighted.
The little fans who had just been attracted by their idol stars gathered in an instant.
"It's so lively here. ”
"Welfare turned out to be singing?"
"Chenyang, is this a writer?"
"The writer of "Fengshen Bang" is still original?"
"Huh, the third wave, what is this, what about the first two?"
"My skateboard shoes? Did I just see this song, did someone cover it?"
"Is this a cover or an original song? Why did I see someone cover this song just now? Is there any MP3 format?"
Looking at the innocent comments of these budding newcomers, those old fans and passers-by who were devastated by the morning sun for two consecutive years couldn't help but jump out to sympathize with them.
"Please don't be cheap!"
"Nezha doesn't sound good, and my skateboarding shoes are even worse!"
"The thing I regret the most in this world is that I clicked on the above two microbroadcasts. ”
"Dear Mengxin, please listen to our words, cherish life, stay away from the song of the Yang God!"
"Order nothing and don't order my skateboard shoes, and don't listen to Nezha, or you're going to have a bad night." ”
"I understand your feelings, but I still have to tell you, suppress your curiosity, or you will hate your hands!"
However, these "persuasions" are not really useful.
On the contrary, the more you hear people say this, the stronger your curiosity becomes.
Finally, driven by curiosity, many people couldn't help but click on the audio.
Three minutes later, there was a new round of ghosts crying wolf howls in the entire comment area, and with piercing ears and injured hearts, the newcomers who clicked on turned into old birds and began to persuade other newcomers to cherish life and stay away from the two songs of the morning sun.
However, it didn't do much.
The more everyone persuaded like this, the more others wanted to click on it to hear what Chenyang was singing.
Persuade.
Spark curiosity.
Click.
Remorseful.
A new round of persuasion.
A new round of curiosity.
A new round of budding remorse.
In the vicious circle, "My Skateboard Shoes" and "Nezha" finally completed tonight's lore in the nearly three hours of uploading, in which nearly 10 million netizens were brainwashed and millions of people went crazy.
So, on the extremely ordinary night of March 2, 2017 in China, the six words of Chenyang singing poison were deeply engraved in the hearts of thousands of people.