Episode 325 Hit the hormone speech
Yu Qiyun remembers that when he was a freshman, he once ran for the president of the student union, and his gorgeous speech like a peacock's feather made the nose of the old principal, who admired simplicity, crooked his nose by three inches, so he gloriously became a stepping stone for other contestants. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Like this stone under his feet today.
That fiasco made him understand a truth, a really good speech does not lie in the external beauty of words, but in the inner strength of words.
So from that day on, he practiced the basic skills of speaking, and his speeches were concise and to the point, like a young girl, whose kindness is often more popular than her beautiful appearance.
Then, in the second year, where he fell, he got back on his feet, defeated all his competitors in one fell swoop, and made the old headmaster's mouth bend a beautiful 45 degrees with a straight speech.
President of the Student Council, he has been re-elected to this day.
But he didn't expect that in this Amazon rainforest, he would have another speech, although the audience was a group of animals that were amazed even by lighters and mirrors.
But this time, he realized that this may be the most important speech of his life, because this speech is about the life and death of more than a billion lives.
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"Relax, relax, you can ......"
Yu Qiyun was cheering himself up, he cleared his throat, faced the tens of thousands of pairs of dark eyes in the audience, and was regretfully thinking that there was no microphone when he suddenly touched a green thing under his feet, looked down, and couldn't help but laugh dumbly.
It turned out to be a horn made of blades of grass.
He bent down to pick it up, looked at Yue An, and saw the man with glasses smiling on his face, and jumped his thumbs up at him, come on!
Yu Qiyun smirked, it seems that Yue'an this guy has already prepared for himself, he must have been too nervous after climbing the stone, and he was close to him, but he didn't see it.
What a cowardice!
Yu Qiyun laughed self-deprecatingly, his whole body was like a sponge, and he instantly relaxed.
He looked around at the audience with a calm look and began to give the most important speech of his life:
"Dear Queen Honggen and all the princesses and princes who have come from afar, my companions and I have been warmly received and cared for by you since we came to Ant Valley, and we have changed from passers-by to your family. ”
"Since as a family member, your home is our home, and if anyone dares to invade our home, we will work with you to defend it to the death!"
There was thunderous applause below.
However, unlike humans, the princes and princesses below used their own tentacles, not their palms, and before they came, they already knew that Yu Qiyun was applauding to welcome them.
Yu Qiyun's words suddenly brought the ants closer to their human companions.
Yu Qiyun continued:
"As you know, the situation is very urgent now, originally we expected that it would be about a month before the marching ants entered the termite grassland, but now the intelligence tells us that this time has been shortened to 7 days!"
"And we set off from Ant Valley to the termite grassland, and it will take us 3 days on the road! That means we only have 4 days to prepare for the battle at most!"
"I know, everyone is scared to pee, I'm not only scared to pee, but even the shell is about to scare away!"
The audience burst into laughter again.
Li Yourao frowned: "This bastard!"
Seeing the tense faces of the prince and princess in the audience, Yu Qiyun showed a satisfied expression, he just deliberately wanted everyone to relax with him, only in a pleasant atmosphere, he could speak freely.
Yu Qiyun waved his hand, and the scene was immediately quiet.
However, as an experienced rainforest animal, we all know that the more you are afraid, the faster you will die! Therefore, if you don't want to die early, let your guts not be doused by urine! There is a saying in our human insect tribe:
"When we meet on a narrow road, the brave wins!"
"Are you going to be a coward or a warrior?"
Tens of thousands of ants in the audience shouted in unison:
"Warriors!"
There is also the voice of Princess Xia Ye's sisters, which made the Queen Mother on the side shine, but I didn't expect Yu Qiyun, this kid, to have a mouth sweeter than the honey pulled by aphids.
Fortunately, I only said this in my heart.
Otherwise, when Yu Qiyun heard that the queen actually used the pulled by aphids to describe his eloquence, he would definitely fall from the stone!
For a while, Yu Qiyun pointed at the country on the stone, showing his teeth and dancing his claws, the more he spoke, the more passionate he became, the spit splashed, and the audience in the audience was also very cooperative, laughing when he should laugh, and roaring when he should roar.
Li Yourao said that she hated it, but she was very beautiful in her heart, and quietly took out her mobile phone and clicked on the video function at Yu Qiyun. Yue An hurriedly reacted, and also took out his mobile phone to record this wonderful historical moment.
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Not far away, on the towering ant nest, there is a quiet window, and two ants sit quietly.
One is the ant jasmine.
The other was the severed ant-branched ant-barge she was holding in her arms. The two of them looked down and listened.
Since Bazhi's disability, Ant Jasmine, who is the head of the worker ants, is like the prime minister of the human world, although she has a lot of opportunities every day, but she will take time out to visit in the morning and evening, and during this time, the sisterhood is as deep as the sea.
"Jasmine, do you think we're going to win?"
"Definitely!"
"Oh, that's how you believe in these worms?"
"Heh, Sister Bazhi, since they came to our Ant Valley, they won the three-leaf competition for us, and then they killed the pit king bug seven and the silver Arowana, and they have united all the ant tribes in our Ant Valley for the first time, and even the ladybugs that we used to fight when we saw them have become our allies incredibly, and recently they also commanded the elimination of the flea flies that our ants hate the most!"
It is said that even the horned eagle, the king of birds in the jungle, was frightened by Yu Qiyun's fire!
"Ah, is that true?"
"It's true, Princess Haruba told me herself. So, Sister Bazhi, you say, is there anything in this world that they can't do?"
"Well, having said that, marching ants are no other animals, even pythons have devoured them. ”
After a moment of silence.
Ant Jasmine said firmly, "Sister Bazhi, whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway!"
"Okay, good, I believe it! Ant Bazhi smiled and stretched out his mouth to kiss the girl's face. Although she couldn't even walk on all fours now, she found that she was living faster than before!
She now understands that ruthlessness is heavier than love.
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And in another window, not far from these two ants, a fat worm and a small worm wriggled.
It is rice balls and soap.
At this moment, they were lying on the edge of the window, scanning the venue with binoculars, but what made Yu Qiyun cry was that both of them didn't look at him, the speaker who was "saliva and passion, blue hair and voice flying together".
They watched with relish, the princesses and princes in attendance, and competed to see who could recognize their acquaintance among the tens of thousands of faces, and in a moment they heard the little one shout:
"Aha! I saw Princess Chulan of the slave ant tribe! Aha, I saw Princess Luling of the Leaf Weaver Ant Tribe, and I also saw the Fire Ant Tribe's... What's that?"
Soap turned his head and asked the rice ball.
"Princess Huoling!" "Onigiri didn't have a good breath.
He was deflated today, and he didn't find any of them, so he finally relented, leaned on the window and listened carefully to Yu Qiyun's speech, seeing Yu Qiyun's high-spirited appearance, his round face trembled slightly, and the more he listened, the more jealous he became.
Is there a hormone in the mouth now?(To be continued.) )