Chapter 201: Forced Marriage
Before the words fell, Lin Siniang, who had laughed enough on the big chair, stretched lazily, and then ate and laughed: "Mountain ghosts, they seem to have woken up, you go and ask, are they willing to marry the slave family?"
"Yes, lady!"
A burly ugly banshee stood up from the seat, holding a knuckle whip in his hand, dragging his black hair all over his body and striding over, with a wave of the whip, "snap", the whip whipped up a lot of dust, and pointed at the unlucky eggs on the earthen wall with one hand and shouted: "My lady has spoken, which of you wants to marry my lady?"
Zhang Han couldn't help but be dumbfounded, this guy is Lin Siniang's husband?
Sun Jing'er said strangely: "It turns out that she is already married, you are a monster, your wife is not easy to manage, and she asked her to find someone to marry everywhere, and find a green hat for herself to wear, which is really strange." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”
As soon as he finished speaking, the mountain ghost raised the whip in his hand and whipped Sun Jing'er in the face, and said angrily: "Stinky monkey spirit, my lady's appearance is unparalleled in the world, what's wrong with marrying a few more husbands?
Sun Jing'er grinned in pain, and no longer retorted loudly, but hummed and muttered in a low voice: "******, there are still monsters in the world who like to cuckold themselves so much, it is really rare in the world." ”
Zhang Han grinned and said: "So the more women of the mountain ghost brother's family marry husbands, the better, if we marry your family at the same time, won't the mountain ghost brother have an opinion?"
The mountain ghost smiled and said: "Why should Lao Tzu have an opinion? With the appearance of my lady who has fallen into the city and the country, my husband is naturally as good as possible, so what does it matter if I marry a few more of you waste wood? Don't worry, although Lao Tzu is a big house, he has always been magnanimous, and he will never bully you new little brothers. ”
Zhang Han almost didn't faint, and sighed: "I really can't see how open-minded the mountain ghost brother is, and he has such an elegant attitude, which is really rare in the world, rare in the world! Admire!
A long-haired monster hanging not far away snorted uninterestingly: "If you want to marry yourself and that mother-in-law, no one will stop you, don't get involved with us." ”
Zhang Han smiled and took advantage of the situation to lead the troubled water to the east: "This is your monster brother, it's wrong, Miss Lin is young and beautiful, and she is naturally beautiful, even if you don't look down on Miss Lin, you shouldn't be contemptuous, right?"
Sure enough, as soon as Zhang Han's words fell, the mountain ghost's bone whip had already fallen on the long-haired monster, and with a "snap", the sand and mud embedded in the bone whip cracked and slapped between the chest cavity of the long-haired monster, only to make his skin open and fleshy, and the long whip wound was several inches deep, which was shocking.
"Stinky long-haired monster, don't you have itchy skin? Dare to insult my mother-in-law, what mother-in-law, you don't want to live anymore, do you?" the mountain ghost scolded angrily and whipped hard.
But the strange thing is that with each whip, the long-haired monster only needs to shake his head slightly, and the wound on his body can be closed in an instant, and it will return to its original state, and it seems that there is no pain. The wound heals much faster than Zhang Han's regenerative qualities. Lin Siniang and the male and female monsters around her couldn't help but let out a surprised "huh".
The mountain ghost stopped the whip in his hand and looked at the long-haired youkai in disbelief, as if he couldn't believe it.
The long-haired monster raised his head and snorted coldly, and said proudly: "Lao Tzu's cultivation is the Yuan Infant Viviparous Demon Sutra, and he has long been refined into an immortal body, even if you disembowel Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu can still be reborn unscathed, just a whip, how can I endure it?"
The mountain ghost sneered: "It turns out that you have cultivated the immortal body, no wonder it doesn't hurt you, then you can try your grandfather's other methods!"
Shaking the long black hair on his body, one by one the dirty mice crawled down from the long hair bushes on his body, and after a while, hundreds of thousands, squeaked and crawled towards the long-haired monster like a tide, and the hair on the mountain ghost seemed to be an endless warehouse of rats, and the rats couldn't climb it all.
"These children and grandchildren of Lao Tzu are just in time to eat, so why don't you feed them with your flesh. The mountain ghost Jie Jie laughed, and with a wave of his hand, the dirty and smelly rats poured up along the towering mud pillars like a mighty black river, and in a short time they circled the figure of the long-haired monster in a big black circle.
The rats stared at the long-haired monster squeaking and screaming, grinding their teeth and baring their teeth, just waiting for the mountain ghost to pounce on them at the sound of an order.
The mountain ghost smiled and said: "Stinky long hair, if you agree to marry my lady, this pain of flesh and skin can be avoided, otherwise, hehe, I promise to turn you into a pile of white bones in the blink of an eye, do you believe it or not?"
The familiar rancid stench made me reflexively feel nauseous, and even my stomach began to ache faintly. It turned out that the rat miasma in Lin Siniang's Pansi Cave just now was released by the mountain ghost.
The long-haired monster was not afraid, and said lightly: "I want to scare Lao Tzu with a few mice, your idea is too naïve, right?"
The mountain ghost was furious: "Stinky long hair, if you toast and don't eat and drink, then don't blame Lao Tzu for being ruthless!"
With a wave of his hand, the rats that were already eyeing him immediately swarmed up, and all of a sudden they were all over the long-haired monster, tearing and biting wildly.
The long-haired monster didn't say a word, and when the rats gathered more and more, he recited a spell, and his whole body was shocked, and with a "boom", something strange happened, and his whole body suddenly erupted with a raging blue fire, devouring all the rats on his body at once, as if he was originally a fire man.
The rats were burned everywhere, squeaking and falling from the mud pillars, and most of them were burned to death in the blink of an eye.
The mountain ghost was frightened and angry, and pointed at the long-haired monster and said angrily: "I, my children, are hatched from the aura of the mountain city, and water and fire do not invade, you, what kind of fire are you using?"
The long-haired monster shrouded in flames sneered proudly: "That's your own doing, it's okay to tell you, Lao Tzu uses the 'Three Flavors True Fire', unless you use your rat miasma, otherwise, you can't even think about getting Lao Tzu after you have exhausted your means! But there are still many of your brothers and sisters here, your rat miasma is indistinguishable, and it can instantly infect a hundred miles, of course there is no problem with the sealing of the Pansi Hole just now, but now it is in the wilderness, are you not afraid that your brothers and sisters will not be able to stand it with us?"
After speaking, the blue fire burning on his body was extinguished instantly, and there was not even a single hair missing from his body.
The mountain ghost was almost not mad, and he waved the bone whip and wanted to whip again, but Lin Siniang shook his head, and the long hair hanging down the ground rolled up and grabbed his wrist to eat and laugh: "Don't waste your strength, mountain ghost, put the hard bones in the back and gnaw them slowly, then there is a taste, find a few easy ones first, the old lady can't wait." ”
"Obey, lady!" The mountain ghost turned around and nodded to Lin Siniang, completely with a servile face, but then turned to Zhang Han and a few of them, and changed to a powerful appearance, and sneered: "Grandpa is too lazy to talk to you again, go straight to the punishment, whoever can't stand it first will make a sound!"
With a wave of his hand, the mighty army of rats crawled down from his body endlessly, converging into six or seven black rivers, surging towards us.
"Hey, isn't the Blood Alliance agreement in Mountain City a fair deal, you can't force us to do something we don't want to do!" Sun Jing'er couldn't help but scream loudly.
The mountain ghost sneered: "You still have the face to mention this? You all broke the blood alliance agreement in the mountain city, do you think we don't know? According to the regulations, if the outsiders of the blood alliance are broken, all the creatures in the mountain city can force them to trade anything according to their own wishes. ”
As he spoke, he continued to wave his hand to drive the rat to crawl mightily.
Sun Jing'er choked, her body shrank, and she didn't know what kind of magic he used, and a layer of sparkling copper armor suddenly formed on her whole body to protect her whole body.
"Monkey, you won't back down like this, will you?" Zhang Han couldn't help but ask Sun Jing'er in shock.
"Stinky boy, ask for more blessings, what can you do to protect yourself, just the mouse can't bite off the flesh on the body, and then it's up to you to see who can't hold it back." Sun Jing'er gave me a blank look, and as soon as she finished speaking, even her mouth was sealed with copper armor.
Zhang Han suddenly woke up, and hurriedly urged the dynamic demon magic, held his breath, and turned his body into a solid state. His grandmother's, Lao Tzu is not afraid of anything, but he can't stand the miasma of the mountain ghosts, Zhang Han said in his heart.
The rats that came up like a tide instantly filled their bodies, opening their mouths and biting wildly where Zhang Han's mouth could be lowered, only biting Huo Huo sounded, if it weren't for Zhang Han's excellent cultivation of state transformation demon arts, he would have already turned into a white bone at this time. The disgusting rancid stench seeped into Zhang Han's nose with the possessed rats, although it stinked, but it was still bearable.
Obviously, the mountain ghost did not perform his most powerful rat miasma, as the long-haired monster said.
At tea time, someone finally took the lead and shouted: "I can't stand it, it's always okay for me to surrender, right? Didn't you say that you only need to complete a marriage ceremony to marry you? Put me down first, I am willing to marry you!"
It was a gray-robed Taoist priest who was shouting. The mountain ghost waved his hairy hand, and all the mice crawled back to him like a tide, and said with a smile: "Those who know the times are Junjie, and the Taoist chief has promised that he doesn't need to suffer from this flesh and skin." ”