Chapter 63: Well Done!
The next day.
Early in the morning, Brother Thick Mei called over to complain: "Classmate Lin Dong, it's okay to solve the problem with your fists, but don't make such a big deal, the boss above can't stand it!"
"The only thing you have to do now is to give me a Good Citizen Award. Lin Dong was still asleep in a daze, and when he heard that it was Brother Thick Eyebrows, he immediately hung up.
"......" Brother Thick Eyebrows sweated half to death.
There was a big case in Gold Rush Town, and it also involved foreigners, and the bosses above did not sleep well all night. Brother Thick Mei didn't sleep well, he didn't sleep well because he was busy all night, just finished dealing with it, and called Lin Dong when he was free. I wanted to talk a little more, vent the smug feeling of cleaning up the foreign devils all night and solving the whole big case perfectly, but I didn't know that this kid didn't cooperate at all.
Lin Dong slept until three o'clock in the morning before getting up for breakfast.
In the whole room, the only one who was lazier than him was Chu Ling'er's little lazy pig, and she even got up later than him...... Looking at other people's cute goods, I got up before six o'clock, and made a table full of breakfast with the class leader, and there was still a lot left over when Lin Dong finished gluttony.
"Pack, let's go rafting!" Chu Ling'er never forgot to play, as long as she mentioned playing, no matter what state she was in, she would immediately become lively.
"I'm waiting for you!" the head of the class pinched her little face angrily.
"I've been ready for a long time, let's go right away!" Chu Ling'er felt that she was full, and her whole person was cute, and there was no problem at all with her immediate departure.
"Look at you, you're still wearing pajamas...... cute guy thinks it's a shame to know this kind of girlfriend.
"I'll change my clothes right away. Chu Ling'er was not only wearing pajamas, but also pajamas with a little transparency, as soon as she sat down just now, Erlang's legs were cocked, and the HelloKitty inside was exposed. Fortunately, Lin Dong can't see it from this angle, otherwise the cute goods would have to stand beside him and be the girl on the wall. Qianjun frowned, she felt that if her sister was like this, she would have to pick it up and throw it at the garbage recycling station downstairs.
I'm a bodyguard!
Qianjun silently recited it several times in his heart, and the love was finally suppressed.
At night, because the second person needs it, it doesn't matter, but when you go to play during the day, it is not Lin Dong's turn to drive, just kidding, there is a police inspector every five hundred meters on the road to Qinglong Gorge...... If it weren't for Brother Thick Eyebrows' handling too beautifully, Qinglong Gorge and Gold Rush Town might not allow outsiders to enter!
"Seven men are jealous of one woman, and they fight until dawn in bed. Chu Ling'er took today's Dongshan Daily, and the headline on the main page was simply thunderous. The head of the class and the cute goods came over to take a look, and found that it was a vigorous love story, saying that there were seven infatuated foreign devils, with different identities and statuses, but at the same time they were deeply in love with a big Yanma, from the rice country to the big rabbit country, in the foreign country of Dongshan Gold Rush Town, the fire of love of eight people broke out, like a volcanic eruption, and like the Yellow River bursting its banks, it was out of control, and a love story was staged between them.
These seven infatuated men, in order to get the most beloved woman, made a decision that shocked China and foreign countries, they decided to fight in bed, and on the condition that the final winner won the beauty, they carried out an unprecedented ultimate chaos. As a result, after the decisive battle until dawn, the seven idiots who did not know the winner or the winner were all exhausted, and finally died. When the saw the tragic death of the seven lovers, she cried so much that she secretly hanged herself at the window of the lover's hotel, martyrdom for the lovers.
As the saying goes, 'Seven cows are angry for the red face, ploughing a field all night; sweating and eventually returning together, deep love and long-term companion sleep." This touching love story without borders finally illustrates a truth: as long as the cow is tired to death, there is no ploughed field.
"Impossible!" The first reaction of the class leader after reading it was that he felt that the editor-in-chief of Dongshan Daily today must have let the door squeeze through the door before coming to class, otherwise he would not have been able to write such a brain-dead story, and the most shocking thing is that this ridiculous story is still placed on the front page.
"How is it impossible, you see this woman, she is a Russian bear, according to the physique of the female bear, two or three men are killed in seconds, and at least seven or eight men have to form a group to deal with it. I think it's very reasonable, and sometimes the more absurd and nonsensical the story, the more true, what do you say?" Chu Linger argued from the perspective of combat effectiveness and judged that this love story was true.
"I think I've seen ...... somewhere," muttered Moe to herself, she remembered seeing a similar version before, oh yes, the Seven Dwarfs and Snow White!
"You mean to talk about the seven gourd babies and snake spirits, right?" Chu Ling'er reacted quickly.
"Haha!" Chigun, who was driving seriously, was also amused.
"Could it be that Brother Thick Eyebrows called me and just wanted to tell me this?" Lin Dong was simply scorched by thunder, is it okay to deal with it like this? Very good, Brother Thick Eyebrows, I will obey you! Are you sure that the gunman who found the ghostwriter was not a certain point in writing the female honorable article?
Regardless of whether it is thunderous or not, anyway, this big case has become gossip that the people are happy to hear and hear in Dongshan, but what is the truth? Is this important?
Because of this news, the sales of Dongshan Daily soared three times.
This is also the editor-in-chief who is thought by countless people to have either entered the water, been kicked by a donkey, or been caught in the door...... The only consolation in his heart! He estimated that he would have to be careful when he went out in the future, because if he was recognized, he might worry about whether his idiocy would be contagious.
Ni Mei, this is the embodiment of the power of river crabs!
Although the big case became news, there was still a bit of a riot in Gold Rush Town.
Many police officers are dealing with it.
Of course, many shady things were also picked out by Brother Thick Eyebrows by the way, this is the coolest place for him, and he can justifiably clean up some foreign uncles. Now it doesn't matter what your identity is, at this juncture, you have to bend down and expose the chrysanthemums to me, don't pick up soap, don't go through the all-round inspection, don't want to leave.
District Chief Xie, who was in charge of Qinglong Gorge and Gold Rush Town, was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot at this time, but Brother Thick Eyebrows didn't look at him from the corner of his eyes.
District Chief Xie felt that this time it was going to be over, because Brother Thick Mei's boss, the guy named Xu Yanwang, had already given the order to die, and the other Zhong Fox, who was slippery than oil, also desperately fell into the well......
"You'd better give me a reasonable explanation for this. Xu Yan said this on the phone.
Explain a yarn!
Eight foreign devils have been killed, and now you ask me to explain? How do I know who the divine hand is? Besides, if it is really the Shang Fang sword sacrificed by a certain boss in China, even if I have investigated it, do I dare to say it publicly? You obviously want Lao Tzu to carry this black cauldron! You obviously want to find a substitute for the dead ghost!
District Chief Xie felt very wronged, the problem is that he is determined to eat this dead cat, he is the district chief in charge here, and he wants to be responsible if something happens? Are you kidding?
The struggle at the top has nothing to do with Lin Dong's dime.
He is now sitting in the front seat of the car, very comfortably enjoying the food that the class leader and the cute goods bring to his mouth from time to time.
Chu Ling'er was very lazy, and after feeding for a while, she turned her attention to the scenery outside, and suddenly she found a bright spot: "Uncle, look there, there's a fool pretending to be dead there!
On one side of the road, on the slope of a manicured mountain, a man was lying in a ridiculous position.
Stretch your limbs, head down and on your feet,
The whole large font is printed on the hillside.
This guy has a weird 'I'm dying' look on his face, but it's more like he's funny, so people who drive by think he's playing performance art, and they take out their phones to take pictures, but no one spoils his wonderful performance. Chu Ling'er also took out her mobile phone and took a snap, and after a while, she found that there was another man in front of her, lying on the small river beach on the other side of the highway in a similar position, and couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Wow, it's so exciting, I have to upload this performance to Weibo, so that everyone can praise them! Uncle, what do you think?
"Yes, I estimate that there will be the same performance art ...... in the future," Lin Dong's expression was very calm.
"Could it be what you said?" Qianjun heard this, and quickly increased the throttle.
Five kilometers ahead.
Yun Youyou was wearing a white sportswear, riding a mountain bike, pedaling slowly.
There is a kind of person in the world who will be very suitable no matter what clothes he wears, even if he is very simple and has no decorations on his body, he can make people feel pleasing to the eye. Yun Youyou is this kind of person, and a white sportswear makes her wear the ultimate beauty. Coupled with a mountain bike, she walked along, and people felt the whole sky light up, and the air was suddenly much fresher.
Most people just can't help but take pictures of their phones or wave at her.
But.
And then there are some self-conscious and feel-good guys.
will drive to her side, and want to use a sports car or something to seduce her, and see if you can catch this girl who seems to be descending from a fairy.
Yun Youyou rode slowly, she didn't pay attention to anyone, this indifferent attitude, and the little face that made people ashamed of themselves, made many people ashamed and retreated.
A very small number of brain-dead people who thought that money could solve some problems felt ashamed and angry after being silently rejected.
Will get out of the car and teach her a lesson.
Now, there is a group of such brain-dead.
"Stay away from me. "Yun Youyou has seen a lot of this kind of person, and he has seen a lot of them on this road.
"As long as you stay with me for one night, I'll give you five million. If you are willing to be my junior, whatever you want? I can give it to you! Young Master Ben has nothing else, but he has money!" When Lin Dong was about three kilometers away from Yun Youyou's sister and Qianjun was still accelerating and approaching, several 'young masters' blocked her way with sports cars, and surrounded her from front to back, left and right. One of them was the most arrogant, saying that he would use money to buy Yun Youyou, and the trench attribute exploded at this moment, Wang Ba's anger was rising, and the tiger's body shook wildly!
"Your mother must have raised the placenta...... Yun Youyou sighed, if it were a normal human, would she be able to say such things?
"What did you say?" the young master was enraged.
"Immediately disappeared in front of me. Yun Youyou's expression was very indifferent and said, "My temper is actually not very good. ”
"Kneel down immediately, kneel and lick Lao Tzu, lick Lao Tzu comfortably before you can leave, otherwise, I will let you die out of Dongshan! Do you know who my dad is? My dad is ......" The young master had not finished speaking, and suddenly let Yun Youyou grab his collar and fly into the air like throwing garbage, performing a wonderful trapeze act.
The young master let out a miserable scream and flew in the air with his hands dancing.
Then, a long parabola was drawn, and the whole person was smashed on the slope of the mountain, head and foot.
Not only him, but also several of the young master's companions flew to the slope to accompany him in the same posture, forming a series of performance art patterns that were particularly stylish and sensitive.
Among them, there is also a quick response, and when he sees that the situation is not good, he pulls his legs and runs.
Run wild along the road.
When he ran to Lin Dong's car, Qianjun stopped the car, and Lin Dong slowly got down from inside, stretched out his hand at random, and caught this guy.
With a flick of his hand, the trapeze artist appeared...... Chu Ling'er shouted happily, jumping and jumping, her little hands clapping desperately, and the cute goods were concentrating on recording the heroism of the uncle. The class leader in the car was stunned, how did the wooden classmate become Spider-Man? This is not scientific!
"Well done!" Chu Ling'er gave Lin Dong a thumbs up, and she reacted at this time: "It turns out that those people are not pretending to be dead, nor are they performing performance art! Oh, let's catch someone perform a trapeze act again, I still want to see it! Uncle, how did this trick come about? Teach me, teach me, this beautiful girl also has to defend the earth and maintain world peace!"