134. I am a God of Worship (two chapters in one)

Dijun Technology Company, CEO's Office.

Andy sat at his desk, working on the papers, and said, "Boss, do you know about S.H.I.E.L.D., which has been making a lot of noise on the Internet recently?"

Feng Hao, who was resting on the sofa, muttered vaguely and did not answer. In order to carefully arrange, he was exhausted during this time.

According to the video, S.H.I.E.L.D. is affiliated with the International Security Council, which can be traced back to ancient Egypt thousands of years ago, and its members include great figures such as Leonardo da Vinci, Galileo, Newton, Zhang Heng, and even modern physicists such as Einstein, Edison, and Nicholas Truss. ”

Andy supported his cheek with one hand, looking at Feng Hao on the sofa, his beautiful eyes rippled, "Even in World War II, there were active shadows, and various data relics were excavated. ”

As the video of the self-proclaimed director of S.H.I.E.L.D. fermented on the Internet, even the UN Secretary-General came forward to clarify: "There is absolutely no such thing, it is pure rumors." But the people who eat melons are still happy to look for all clues.

For example, during World War II, the Hydra infiltrated Germany and assisted the FΓΌhrer in starting the war. Even, according to the latest information, archaeologists have found "... L.D".

So many historical discoveries and Jarvis's rhythm make the organization of S.H.I.E.L.D. gradually restored, which is more convincing. As for why S.H.I.E.L.D. has such a high level of technology: it is a collection of advanced technology from ancient times to the present in the world, and its technology is bound to lead the world.

Even, some conspirators suspect that scientists like Newton and Einstein, who created scientific theories that affect the world's technological process, are completely the spokespersons of S.H.I.E.L.D., in order to develop the world's technology tree in a targeted manner and impose restrictions. Therefore, the technology on the earth will be weaker than that of S.H.I.E.L.D.

People are more willing to believe the "facts" they want to believe than the truth.

"Is there really S.H.I.E.L.D. in this world?"

"Why do you ask?"

Andy tilted his head and smiled at the corner of his mouth: "You are the Iron Man of the organization, and all the black technology you get comes from this organization." Like scientists like Newton, Einstein, Nicholas Truss, you're the spokesperson chosen by S.H.I.E.L.D. in the 21st century, right?"

O__O β€œβ€¦

This brain hole......

Feng Hao suddenly felt that the S.H.I.E.L.D. fabrication was too real, so real that even Andy was convinced of it.

"Don't you suspect that it's all a lie?"

"Lies? non-existent. ”

Andy is sure, "Some authoritative forces have studied the video, and even zoomed in to check it frame by frame, and found that the image inside was not fabricated, but a real video." Scholars in many scientific fields, including archaeology, have found traces of S.H.I.E.L.D. on Earth and in history......"

"Wait. Andy finally sensed a hint of a hint, his eyes widened slightly, and he said in disbelief, "You don't want to tell me that all this is fake, it's all a lie you made up?"

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"That's right, but unfortunately there is no reward. ”

Feng Hao sat up straight and said seriously, "It's not so much S.H.I.E.L.D., but the Strategic Flicker Bureau, the purpose of which is to fool the whole world, give the international first-line car companies, the White Elephant Country, and all the guys who are hostile to the Dijun Group a powerful imaginary enemy, so that they can live in deterrence from the sky and have no time to take care of the Dijun Group." Originally, I was worried that no one would believe this lie, but it turned out to be unexpected......"

"This ......"

It's also incredible.

It's completely the sound of the thirty-six schemes, stealing beams and changing pillars.

Andy's bewildered appearance at this time is like a husky, which is particularly funny.

I know the truth, concocting an imaginary enemy, an extremely technologically advanced S.H.I.E.L.D. that the whole world believes, looking down on them above the nine heavens, making them sleepless and restless. With S.H.I.E.L.D. attracting the attention and firepower of the whole world, we can make a fortune in silence. Accumulate grain, build high walls, and slowly become kings.

But......

This is simply a big lie, and the key is that most people believe it. ”

Can you not believe it?

First, there is the real incident of Iron Man easily destroying helicopters and ships with war weapons that are beyond the current world technology, the inexplicable system problems of international first-line car companies, and then the video materials produced by Jarvis that are not even screened by current technology, and finally Feng Hao and Jarvis jointly bury the pit with rhythm.

True and false, false and true, even if a time-traveler comes, I will be confused, I shouldn't have traveled to the Marvel world, right?

"Then do I have an extra title in the future?

Feng Hao couldn't help but laugh when he remembered the situation in another world.

Looking at the man who has played with the whole world, Andy also admires it very much, and it is estimated that only he can do it to this extent.

"Actually, you don't need to go out, with my dark warehouse, high-precision equipment can also be safely transported back to China, so that Gao Weiguo's first mass-produced car can be put into production......"

"However, Hades is a good little ghost. Feng Hao interrupted Andy's words, "If you can't completely break the backbone of the international first-line car companies, you don't know how many times they have to try." ”

"So you just beat them to death with a stick once and for all?" Andy sighed, "It's too miserable and unlucky to be your opponent." ”

"It's not the first time you've come to this conclusion. ”

"That's right. Andy stared at Feng Hao affectionately and complained, "With the black technology you have, will you set up a real S.H.I.E.L.D. in the future?"

S.H.I.E.L.D.?

Feng Hao groaned slightly, and was about to speak when a noise sounded outside the door.

"Mr. An is in it to meet distinguished guests, you need to make an appointment......"

"Who do I Liu Xiuxiu want to see, I don't need to make an appointment at all! Get out of the way! I don't beat women!"

With that, the door was violently slammed open.

The first person was Liu Xiuxiu, who was followed by a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes and glasses.

waved his hand to the general assistant, who obediently closed the door, Andy glared at Liu Xiuxiu: "It seems that next time I will change the security door." ”

"Security door?ha, do you think the security door can block my big fist in a casserole?" Liu Xiuxiu stretched out her big hand and patted it on the door, making a shocking sound, and when she was about to scream, she heard a voice.

"This is not the place for you to show off your might. ”

"Huh?"

Liu Xiuxiu followed the prestige, and immediately looked like a cat and mouse, frightened all over her body, her attitude turned 180 degrees, and she came to Feng Hao's side with an arrow step, and said with tears in her eyes: "Boss, I haven't been able to contact you for a few years, I thought you were dead." ”

"......" Andy.

"......" strange man.

"......" Feng Hao.

If he didn't know that Liu Xiuxiu was mentally retarded, Feng Hao would definitely teach him to be a man.

"What are you doing here?" the corners of Feng Hao's mouth twitched uncontrollably.

"I'm here to visit my eldest brother. Liu Xiuxiu said with emotion.

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Looking at Liu Xiuxiu, who was lying on the ground with her thighs hugged, the strange man's face was very embarrassed.

This is Liu Xiuxiu, a super soldier with invincible bravery? The contrast is too great.

Ahem.

The strange man wanted to remind Liu Xiuxiu to pay attention to his identity, but Liu Xiuxiu was bent on catching up with Feng Hao, and it was estimated that he had already forgotten the task, so he sighed helplessly and said straight to the point: "Mr. An, this time I took the liberty to visit on behalf of the country, and I want to ask you a question from the emperor." ”

"Speak. ”

"Is there a connection between the Dijun Group and S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

"There was no contact. It's also the first time I've heard of it. Andy's answer was categorical.

"How do you explain your high-tech products and the fact that S.H.I.E.L.D. will help you with your difficulties?" the strange man asked.

"I'm curious about that too, but I think you'd better ask him. Andy pointed at Feng Hao and secretly threw a wink. You see, even the Xia government has been fooled by your S.H.I.E.L.D. agency.

"May I ask who you are?" the strange man asked curiously. can be tamed by Liu Xiuxiu, the demon king of the mixed world, who is more well-behaved than Erha, this man should not be underestimated.

"You don't need to know who I am. Feng Hao broke away from Liu Xiuxiu's thighs and said with a look of disgust, "You just need to know that all the high-tech produced by Dijun Group was picked up by me on the road." ”

"Picked up?"

Who are you fooling?

Without waiting for the strange man to refute, Feng Hao continued: "As for why S.H.I.E.L.D. wants to help us solve the trouble, I think that the high-tech I picked up may be that they deliberately threw it at me, so that I can carry it forward and become a great scientist like Newton and Einstein who changed the world." ”

Poofβ€”

Andy turned his head to hide his mouth and forced a smile, but his left hand covered his stomach that was suffocating from laughter. This is clearly the speculation I told you to hear, how can you fool people in the blink of an eye. You're lying without blinking.

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The strange man's face was tangled like constipation, and when he was about to explode, he saw Liu Xiuxiu glaring at him viciously, and his saliva sprayed: "Big brother said that he picked it up, that is what he picked up, I will vouch for him!"

You vouch for him?

Why should you vouch for him if you are mentally retarded?

Someone else sold you, and you're still counting the money for him.

The strange man didn't dare to confide in his heart, he was afraid that Liu Xiuxiu would be mad on the spot and throw him downstairs, this kind of thing has not happened.

The strange man was too lazy to reason with the mentally retarded, so he passed him and admonished Feng Hao: "I hope you can help us make introductions, so that we can preempt other countries to contact S.H.I.E.L.D......."

But before he finished speaking, his whole body was lifted up, his feet off the ground rubbed in the air, and he struggled: "Let me go!"

"Shut up!"

Liu Xiuxiu trembled, so that the strange man was speechless, and the whole person seemed to fall apart.

"The eldest brother said that he picked it up, and that was it. With the merits of the eldest brother, no one can question him except the highest one. What kind of thing are you? Big brother has acted all his life, so why do you need to explain it to others!"

After speaking, he carried the strange man like a pet dog's neck, strode away, and did not forget to turn back and say, "I'm going back to hand in the task, and when I'm free, I'll find my eldest brother to eat together." Oh, by the way, remember to bring your niece, I haven't seen her in a long time, I miss her. ”

Sneeze –

Somebody is thinking about me? It must be Dad.

In dormitory 606, only Feng Yuechan sat on a chair and played on the computer.

At this time, her computer screen was playing the past and present lives of a certain UP master who had summarized the past and present lives of S.H.I.E.L.D. based on the currently known information.

"S.H.I.E.L.D.,.. The history of the organization can be traced back thousands of years to ancient Egypt. A great hero led the earthlings to fight off the Zerg, and his shield was used as a symbol to form a secret organization to protect against major threats. ”

- Digression: You read that right, thousands of years ago, there were aliens who invaded the earth, but were defeated by this great hero, and then obtained alien technology and began to guide the earth technology tree in a directional way. This is also an important reason why S.H.I.E.L.D. technology surpasses Earth technology. Let's continueβ€”"

"Members of the past generations include, but are not limited to, Leonardo da Vinci, Galileo, Newton, Zhang Heng, Albert Einstein, Nicolas Truss and other great figures. The traces of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s walk in the world were regarded as miracles by the ignorant humans of the time, which is why Eastern and Western mythology are extremely similar in nature. ”

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S.H.I.E.L.D.?

Poofβ€”

It's obviously a strategic trick.

Looking at the serious nonsense of the UP master in the video, Feng Yuechan laughed happily.

It's a pity that in this world, except for the Marvel stories I've heard my dad tell, I'm afraid no one can understand the stalk of S.H.I.E.L.D.

However, this UP master is still quite powerful, and the restoration is quite like that, and I told my dad that S.H.I.E.L.D. is set to be eight or nine.

Watching the video, Feng Yuechan listened to it as a bedtime story, reliving the warm time when she was a child.

[UP Lord, be careful of revealing the secrets of S.H.I.E.L.D. and being arrested by Iron Man. 】

[The UP Lord can't live today. 】

[I have a friend who is like you, and now the grave is three feet grass. 】

[If I can see Iron Man, I will admit it even if I am arrested.] 】

[When I woke up, the world turned out to be so terrible, begging for a hug (γ₯●─●)γ₯]

[Tell me, am I the only one who believes this is a scam?]

[I'm afraid it's not the village Netcom. With so much corroboration, even government agencies in foreign countries have confirmed that you are telling me a lie, hehe. 】

[Look, governments refute rumors, there is no S.H.I.E.L.D. organization. The five permanent members of the UN Security Council also issued a statement at the United Nations that there is no S.H.I.E.L.D. in the United Nations. 】

[Rumors stop at the wise. 】

[Why do I feel darker and darker?]

[True or not, but I really want to be a member of S.H.I.E.L.D. and be a chivalrous superhero.] 】

[The souls of the middle two who have been silent for a long time are burning. 】

Looking at the messy barrage, Feng Yuechan, who had been brainwashed by her father with Marvel and DC since she was a child, was suddenly stunned.

Superheroes?

It seems to be a lot of fun.

Feng Yuechan kicked the big white vehicle on the side of the table with her foot.

"Hello, I'm Dabai, your personal ......"

Without waiting for Da Bai to finish speaking, Feng Yuechan ordered: "Switch to the second personality!"

"......" The big white black eyes blinked, revealing a cute expression, as if to say, I don't know what you're talking about.

"Don't act with me!"

"Although I have little social experience, I don't have enough experience in dealing with things, and I seem to be ignorant, but I read a lot, and you can't fool me. ”

Feng Yuechan's eyes narrowed, like a feline waiting for an opportunity.

"I'm a god!"