"Fool, what's going on?"

Su Qingqing scratched his head and looked at Chen Nan with a curious face. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

I photographed them in bed!

Chen Nan naturally wouldn't say this, he glanced at Su Qingqing and smiled, "You really want to know?"

"Uh-huh!"

Su Qingqing nodded hurriedly.

Chen Nan sighed, "Actually, as long as you promise not to carry it from me in the future, I can tell you." ”

When Su Qingqing heard this, she immediately pursed her small mouth, her eyes were round, she looked angry, and stretched out her claws, "Stinky fool, if you dare not tell me, I will strangle you." ”

This lobster is a lobster!

Chen Nan sighed in his heart, and said lightly: "Then you can pinch it, if you dare to pinch it, I will never carry you again in the future." ”

"Hmph, you're bullying me!"

Chen Nan shrugged his shoulders, "I don't, you're so cute, how can I bear to bully you?"

"You're bullying me. Su Qingqing stared at him, and suddenly his eyes lit up, as if he had discovered something, "Stupid, why do I think you are getting worse and worse?

This, this, this......

Chen Nan's heart suddenly became empty, pure? He is a pure fart, he is hopelessly evil.

"That, yesterday Teacher Lan punished me for copying the text, I won't talk to you first, I have to rush the task. Chen Nan changed the topic, hurriedly took out the homework book, opened the book and copied it.

There's no way, who let him grab Lan Yuqin's chest yesterday!

Su Qingqing leaned over and lay on his desk, winked at Chen Nan, and said with a smile: "In my opinion, you are weak-hearted, right?"

"How is it possible, I am an absolute gentleman!" Chen Nan straightened his waist and patted his chest and said.

"Really?"

"yes!"

"Really?"

"Really!"

"You're all red and lying?"

"Uh......"

Chen Nan subconsciously touched his face, and then found out that he had been deceived by Su Qingqing, this dead chick had used this trick for the second time, and he was really stupid enough to fall for her.

The more beautiful a woman is, the more she can deceive!

Chen Nan smiled helplessly, but Su Qingqing was already happy, and said happily: "Silly, although you are sometimes bad, I feel that you are getting more and more fun." ”

"Can you have something else on your mind besides playing?"

Su Qingqing shook his head like a rattle, "How can I do that, youth is used to squander, if I fill my brain with things, how can I play?"

At the end of the day, it's still play!

Chen Nan was completely speechless.

He also wondered a little in his heart, this damn chick is usually lazy like a pig in addition to being serious in class, except for playing or playing, but her grades are very good, and I really don't know how her head grows.

If you are lazy like this, you can still have good grades, which makes those students who study diligently every day, but their grades can't be improved, how can they be embarrassed?

"Hey, stupid bastard, why are you stunned? Are you scolding me in your heart?" Su Qingqing suddenly slapped his arm and said angrily.

I really scolded you, too lazy to be like a pig!

Chen Nan thought so in his heart, but he wouldn't say that, "No, absolutely not." I'm just thinking, these texts have to be copied a hundred times, it's quite difficult, you can borrow me a pen, I'll write it with both hands, it will be more efficient. ”

"Write with both hands?"

"yes, is there a problem?"

"Can you still use two minds?" Su Qingqing couldn't believe it, took out a pen and handed it to him, and said with some expectation: "You write one for me to see." ”

"What's so hard about that. ”

Chen Nan took the pen, took another homework book, and wrote with both hands.

"Boom......"

Watching the two pens keep swiping on the paper, one by one words appeared in the homework book, the dragon flew and the phoenix danced, full of strength, the master-level calligraphy made Su Qingqing ashamed.

With her mouth wide open, Su Qingqing was dumbfounded, and after a long while, she gradually came back to her senses.

"Fool, you're a monster. ”

Chen Nan smiled and said, "It's nothing, I've practiced." My sister used to be very fond of writing, so I accompanied her to write when I had nothing to do. However, the most we write is the brush word, this pen word has not been practiced much, and the writing is a bit ugly. ”

It's still ugly!?

Looking at the words written by Chen Nan, Su Qingqing had an urge to hit the wall, in his eyes, is such a word still ugly? What is the one he wrote? Is it still a word?

"I suddenly discovered that you came to this world to undermine other people's self-confidence. Su Qingqing said depressedly.

Isn't it? The handwriting is so good, the basketball is so good, the billiards are also very perverted, and the martial arts are even stronger to make people jealous, and ...... It's also a little handsome. Isn't the purpose of such a person coming to earth to attack others?

It's good that I'm not a man, otherwise I would have to die of jealousy!

Su Qingqing pouted and muttered in his heart.

At this time, Chen Nan shook his head and smiled: "I wasn't born with it, I also practiced this handwriting one by one, besides, my English is so bad, I can't compare with you." ”

English is really bad enough!

Thinking of the last time Chen Nan scolded the English teacher as his son in class, Su Qingqing couldn't help but want to laugh, "Then why are you so good at billiards?"

"I've been practicing martial arts since elementary school, and I've practiced secret weapons for so many years, if I can't even score a billiard, then I'm not practicing in vain?"

Su Qingqing suddenly realized.

There is no such thing as a natural genius, and the so-called genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

……

After lunch, Su Qingqing went back to the dormitory, Chen Nan felt quite bored, so he wandered around the school, and planned to go to the basketball court by the way.

However, when he passed by the girls' dormitory, he suddenly looked up inadvertently and saw the girls' underwear hanging on the balcony, and suddenly thousands of grass and mud horses roared past in his heart, white underwear, powder cover, isn't this Nima tempting to commit a crime?

"No wonder Zhu Bajie always runs this way when he has nothing to do, this beast ......"

Chen Nan was muttering, and suddenly felt a gust of fragrant wind coming, his eyes were dark, and his vision seemed to be covered by something.

Reaching out and grabbing it above his head, Chen Nan was suddenly shocked.

Bra, pink bra!

Nima, bra on the head, this is a bad omen!

Staring at the artifact in his hand, Chen Nan looked up at the girls' dormitory, and saw that on the balcony on the fourth floor, many girls were lying there staring at him. Up to now, Chen Nan knew even if he thought about it with his ass that this must have been blown down when the wind blew just now.

"Perverted!"

Suddenly, a girl passed by and looked at Chen Nan with disdain.

Chen Nan was stunned for a moment, he was now holding his bra in his hand and standing under the girls' dormitory, this appearance was indeed a bit perverted. Glancing around, I saw that many people were pointing and looking at me with strange eyes.