Chapter 64: The Toilet Is Haunted
After absorbing his own smoke, Li Zhaolin subconsciously took two steps back, and his facial expression began to become extremely unnatural. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 Immediately after, his body began to swell, and the flowers exploded with a "boom". When such a thing happened, Huiming and I were stunned for a moment, but I never thought that Li Zhaolin devouring the sluggish smoke he emitted would make him reap the consequences.
His wife, Zhang Meiqian, watched her husband's body turn into a mess of mud and became helpless. At this time, she sat on the ground, wanting to cry, but she couldn't. Zombies have no tears, and Zhang Meiqian, who is not a human being, doesn't even have the right to cry, which is really sad.
Being a parent for one day and being filial for life is the best interpretation of filial piety. Li Jinlong and Zhang Cuilan came to Zhang Meiqian's side to help her up, Li Jinlong sighed, knelt on the ground and said: "Mom, Dad is completely dead, if you always want to take revenge, even if you rush to your son, you can't be too much to your son!"
Zhang Meiqian looked up to the sky and sighed, trying her best to remain calm: "The palms of your hands and the backs of your hands are full of meat, how can you make me embarrassed to be a mother! Child, if it weren't for your father's unwillingness, there would be no farce today." I figured it out for my mother, you didn't mean to kill your mother in a car accident that day, it was purely an accident! They are all your dearest and beloved people, when is the time for retribution! I have decided to leave this sad place by myself and never see you again!"
When Li Jinlong saw that Zhang Meiqian was leaving, how could he bear to let her go in a gloomy way! He hurriedly urged: "Two Taoist leaders, you should come out and persuade my mother! Now that she has no one around to take care of her, if she continues like this, what should she do if she sucks human blood!"
"Yes, Dao Chief, you should quickly think of a way, I don't want my mother to leave like this. Zhang Cuilan also came over to help me and persuaded me.
I nodded and said to Zhang Meiqian: "Now that your husband is dead, the injustices of this life are over." Whether it's a lonely soul or a zombie, there must always be a home. You must also know the pain of being a zombie who never dies!"
Zhang Meiqian listened to my words, nodded by default, she knelt down, kowtowed, and said, "Since this is the case, please ask the little master to help me detach, so that I can have a good home in the next life!"
Well said, well said. I took out the chicken blood in my arms, unscrewed the bottle cap, poured the chicken blood on Zhang Meiqian's head, and silently recited the incantation: "The flowers in front of the Xianle Gate are seen by the flowers, and the disciples of the Quartet are enlightened." Open the passage of the underworld for me and escort the soul home!" I put my fingers together, put my left foot on the ground, and said, "Hurry, hurry!
As soon as I gave the order, I took out a few yellow paper charms from my pocket and threw them into the sky, and in an instant, a crack opened in the square ground, Zhang Meiqian's body gradually decayed, and her soul slowly walked out of her body, she bowed to me, and entered the underworld. With the door to the underworld, I want to find the right opportunity, Zhang Meiqian can be reincarnated!
Li Jinlong's wife and his wife watched the old lady leave, and their hearts were somewhat uncomfortable, Li Jinlong hugged Zhang Cuilan, and the corners of his eyes began to moisten! If there is no accident, what a good family it must be to have a child, how can it not make people sad when it develops like this.
With everything sorted out, I packed my things and prepared to leave. When Li Jinlong saw that I was leaving, he hurriedly prepared 5,000 yuan, which was regarded as compensation for my efforts. I waved my hand, pointed to what the second Laizi and the third fat man gave me, and said, "It doesn't matter how much you pay me when the disciple goes out of the horse, and how much you pay me, how much you want." Besides, this matter was not handled by your village chief from beginning to end, but completely by the face of the second Laizi and the third fat brother. ”
After speaking, I patted Er Laizi on the shoulder and said seriously: "Whether it is life or making money, it is not possible to make a fortune just by relying on crooked ways, this time you must remember what I said! Also, if the conditions are good, take your daughter-in-law back! My mother said that she knows your daughter-in-law's mother's family, and it is not convenient to stay there, to be honest, the conditions of that family are not very good!"
Er Laizi nodded, and also realized that gambling is harmful, and from then on, he must be angry, be a good man, and strive to bring his daughter-in-law back as soon as possible.
Dragging his tired body, Hui Ming wanted to step forward to get his two treasures back, but when he saw me say this, he didn't open his mouth too much. Just tell me that in this treasure there is something that we ghost-hunting cultivators dream of the most, and tell me to treat it well. If it weren't for the tight time, he wouldn't have wanted to take it out.
How can there be a reason to return what you have in hand? Besides, this is the spoils of war given to me by Erraizi. That being said, confiscating money doesn't mean that I'm not short of money! After all, laughing and laughing, what I never expected was that it was this thing that caused me a lot of trouble in the future.
The week's vacation is over soon, and Zhang Meiqian's affairs are done, and I am about to usher in my most anticipated year, the third year of high school. As long as I get through this year, I can go to college as a matter of course, and it's really exciting to think about it!
In order to encourage me to study hard, my mother really made a lot of money. Knowing that I like sportswear, I went to town to buy me a set of Li-Ning brand red sportswear. Although it is not particularly expensive, it also cost my mother more than 300 yuan. For this, I am really grateful to my mother, the family is so poor, and she is willing to spend money on me.
It's also quite hot in the summer, and wearing the newly bought sweatpants and the white half-cut T-shirt of Semir that I bought, I also feel like I'm quite trendy, like a man.
Anyone who has been in the third year of high school knows that once you are in your third year of high school, your biological clock must be adjusted extremely strongly. And there are evening classes, which belong to the kind of time when classes start at six o'clock in the evening and end at half past ten. Okay, let's get down to business, what I encountered this time is going to start with the evening class.
Today's evening class is a politics class. Speaking of politics teachers, I haven't seen her for a long time. Tonight's look is a sight to behold for our students, wearing a red Nike short-sleeved T-shirt, blue skinny jeans, textured hairstyle, if you don't look carefully, you think she's a tomboy, to be honest, he's a man who must be very handsome.
The class is usually full of girls, and in the evening they are more excited. Liberal arts general version, there are few to learn. There is a super big chatter in the class, called Zhao Yue! This girl usually has no hobbies, she likes the east family, the west family talks about others, and she also likes to pursue some boys who have girlfriends.
Because of her personality, most of the girls in the class don't like her very much. The girl who dislikes her the most in the class is called Lin Lei. The little boy who just got in the third class in the past few days was hooked up by Zhao Yue.
This matter of prying boyfriend and girlfriend is not only done by boys, if girls really go crazy, they are also unconvinced! When Zhao Yue went to brag with the girl at the next table, she opened the drink that Zhao Yue had newly bought, put a laxative pill down, laughed, and returned to her seat.
After blowing for more than half an hour, Zhao Yue's mouth was dry and she was about to return to her seat to drink saliva. After unscrewing the cap, she took a big sip without any scruples, not noticing that Lin Lei had given her laxatives.
After drinking the water, Zhao Yue wanted to move to the seat to continue to brag, but at this time, she felt her stomach rumbling and very uncomfortable. She held her stomach, thinking that it would be good to cover a little, but who knew that it would get worse. There was no way, I didn't care about asking for leave from the teacher, Zhao Yue covered her stomach and ran to the toilet in a hurry, the classmates in the class didn't know what was going on, only Lin Lei laughed loudly, Zhao Yue glanced at Lin Lei, turned around and ran away.
Zhao Yue, who was very anxious, came to the women's toilet, and the voice-activated light was still on at this time. When she was about to walk in, the voice-activated light subconsciously went out. Zhao Yue was scared, but she had to deal with it. At this time, a side door of the bathroom opened, and there was a faint light, and Zhao Yue gradually walked forward, wanting to see what was going on. At this time, a big hand appeared in front of her eyes, pulling her in an instant!
Oh, what the hell...... Zhao Yue shouted loudly and was dragged into the toilet......