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After living for 18 years, the most annoying thing is to introduce yourself!

I introduced myself at the beginning of kindergarten, hello everyone, my name is xxx! I go to elementary school too, hello everyone, my name is xxx! I was okay when I was a child, the older I was, the more I resisted hearing my name, and the more I resisted letting others hear my name!

Including today, a class of 30 people finally ushered in the first large gathering, and it is inevitable to introduce yourself!

When I was determined to die, I used all my strength to say, "Hello everyone! My name is Lin Xing!", as expected, I heard whispers and chuckles one after another, and I began to curse my grandfather again secretly in the depths of my heart as always. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Although my grandfather has passed away, he has successfully left his mark on me, like a birthmark, which will accompany me for the rest of my life! My grandfather gave me the name only because when I was born, the apricot blossoms in the yard were blooming! But my grandfather was also a man of culture, how could he forget a word called "Lin Xing"! How can you make your granddaughter's family feel embarrassed!

Regarding this issue, I yelled at my mother during the rebellious period of my youth, and my mother choked me back with a word: "Your grandfather originally wanted to call you Lin Xinghua!

Sure enough, it's still the closest to my mother, if my name is really Lin Xinghua!

In fact, if you are mentally prepared, it is not surprising! Facing everyone's low laughter, I made up for it: "The forest is the forest of the forest, the apricot is the apricot of the apricot blossom, and my grandfather hopes that I can become the wonderful apricot forest and the neighbor of the countryside, instead of waiting for the deep resentment of others." ”

The anticipation of the whispering of joy came to an abrupt halt, replaced by a quarping of applause!

In the ridicule of the middle school education, I finally grew into a cheeky tongue!

There is nothing more important than to tell me who I am, but there are not many people who can explain myself clearly in just a few words?...... It can be more or less, long or short.

The introduction in the class is enough in a few words, and there is no need to pull out the eight generations of ancestors to dry.

A sullen type like me, if I am given all the time, I am afraid that even if I am a child who grew up in a single-parent family, my father died of a serious illness when I was a child, so my grandfather hopes that I will be an angel in white, and this kind of sensational scene like acting on TV will not help but spew out!

But no matter how thick-skinned a person is, he must have eyesight, and everyone applauds, so he can't continue to be a dog's tail and add to the snake!

The small universe with an inflated heart has no space to explode, and it is indeed a little aggrieved! It's all the fault of vanity! Calm, calm.

I thought I could make a big splash in the interview of the student union, but unfortunately I waited in line for a long time with a hungry stomach, and I didn't even say "the forest is the forest of the woods, and the apricots are the apricots of the apricot blossoms", as if the interrogator was "what's your name?", "what department to apply for?", and the really strange "what constellation?", "what blood type?", and then it's "next"?!

Am I being eliminated?

Although I don't look like a fairy, at least my nose is my nose and my eyes are eyes!

The good impression of us who bought bread for the seniors of the school union to line up for an interview for a meal instantly came to naught! Too hasty, too frivolous, too ...... It's a face-saving project!

I don't even want to introduce myself, so I don't want to enter such a school meeting!