Chapter 1 Lao Tzu has descended
Chen Qing suddenly got up from the bed, covered in cold sweat, and his head was stuffed with things, as if it was about to explode.
"PhewβI'm really going down!"
Chen Qing rubbed his temples and let out a sigh of relief, he was originally the first immortal in the fairy world, but he was forced to marry by the Valkyrie of the fairy world, so frightened that he used the immortal weapon to cross the mortal world and came to the world, and possessed this weak mortal who was also called Chen Qing.
The immortal technique was gone, but the immortal soul was still there, Chen Qing quickly accepted the memory in his mind, and then he couldn't cry or laugh.
This guy is really sad, born in the countryside, he didn't even know who his father was, and his mother couldn't afford to be sick, in order to raise money to save his mother, he took the initiative to drop out of school and used the tuition fee of the third year of high school to ask a doctor to treat his mother.
As a result, his mother was better, but he could no longer study, but fortunately, he was pitiful at school, kept his student status, and let him be a little security guard in the school.
But this guy has a cowardly personality, he is always bullied at school, he was pushed into a puddle only two days ago, he caught a cold, he had no money to see a doctor, he had a bad cold, and he was lying on the bed and whimpering, so he was attached to him.
Sad brother, but since I have occupied your body, then I will change your fate for you and counterattack!
Chen Qingzheng was thinking about it vigorously, when suddenly there was a burst of urine from his lower body, and he almost wanted to explode.
Oops, the first immortal in the dignified immortal world is young, and he actually wants to be suffocated to death by a soak of urine!
Chen Qing hurriedly jumped out of bed, ran out of his cabin, and ran into the bathroom of the landlord Aunt Zhu's house. I wish my aunt a good person, and she only collects her own rent for four hundred and one months, and the key is that she has a daughter Han Jiaren who is like a flower.
In Chen Qing's memory, this beautiful sister is the only person who is good to herself, and she often stands out for herself, this time she has a severe cold, that is, she works tirelessly to take care of herself, otherwise she will not be able to wait for the next mortal.
Moreover, Chen Qing also felt that he had a faint good impression of this beautiful sister in his heart.
Standing in front of the toilet and about to untie his pants to solve the problem, Chen Qing suddenly realized that something was wrong, how could there be the sound of water running behind the curtain next to him...... And the soft grunt of a woman?
Sister Pretty is taking a bath!
Chen Qing was a Spartan, he was in a hurry to urinate, and he ran in without paying attention, if he was discovered by Sister Beauty, he would definitely think that he was a big pervert!
No, you have to sneak out while Sister Beauty didn't find out.
The more careful Chen Qing was, the more careless he became, and he accidentally kicked the trash can at his feet.
"Who? Mom, is that you?"
The beautiful sister behind the curtain was immediately alarmed, and asked a little thief.
Where did Chen Qing dare to answer, he just wanted to run out quickly, as long as he was not caught by Sister Beauty, he would not admit it afterwards.
But at this time, there was a "bang" sound of the door closing outside the bathroom, and then a series of small footsteps.
Oops!
Chen Qing was taken aback, if he went out at this time, he would definitely be misunderstood if Aunt Zhu saw it!
"Beauty, mom is back from grocery shopping, there is an old hen you have to want, and you want to stew it for that kid to eat? He has been unconscious for several days, eat a fart, call his mother to pick it up." Aunt Zhu shouted outside, not noticing that there was a big living person in her bathroom.
"Mom just came back from grocery shopping, who is the person outside the curtain?" Sister Lady suddenly noticed that something was wrong, and suddenly reached out to open the curtain to see what was going on.
"Ah...... Woo woo...... "As soon as Sister Beauty opened the curtain, she saw Chen Qing who was at a loss, and immediately screamed, but Chen Qing covered her mouth.
"Sister Beauty, you can't call it, Aunt Zhu is outside, and when she found out, we just jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it. Chen Qing whispered, at this time, I can only hide it from Aunt Zhu first, and as for Sister Beauty, I will explain it later.
"Qingzi, are you alright?" Sister Pretty Lady clasped Chen Qing's finger away, and said happily instead of being angry.
"Uh-huh, now is not the time to talk about that. Seeing that Sister Beauty was not angry, Chen Qing breathed a sigh of relief.
"You're sick, why don't you run to the bathroom, I'm taking a shower. After Sister Beauty finished asking, she glared at Chen Qing again and asked.
"I ......" don't say I don't care, Sister Beauty's words, Chen Qing's eyes can't stop glancing at Sister Beauty, it's really good-looking, it's not worse than the tigress Valkyrie!
"You bad young man, where can you play with your eyes!" Sister Beauty's face turned red, and she quickly pulled the curtain to cover her body, and then pushed Chen Qing out: "I still have to take a bath, get out quickly!"
"I want to go out too, but Aunt Zhu is outside, I don't dare. Chen Qing explained, "I just have an urgency to pee, and I want to pee, but I didn't expect you to take a shower and not close the ......door."
"Beauty, why did you scream, did you fall?" Aunt Zhu outside heard the cry of Sister Beauty.
"Hmph, you just came to peek at my sister taking a bath on purpose, right!" Sister Beauty twisted Chen Qing's arm lightly, and then said outside, "It's okay Mom, it's just that the water is a little hot." β
"How big is it, can you still be burned?" Aunt Zhu didn't doubt it, but the following words were even more terrifying, "The kitchen faucet is broken, I'll come in and wash the dishes." β
What! Aunt Zhu wants to come in?
Chen Qing and Sister Beauty looked at each other, and at the same time realized that the big thing was not good! The two of them were like this, if Aunt Zhu saw it, it would be yellow mud wiping the crotch of their pants, not but.
"Wait, Mom, don't come in yet, I'll wash it up in a minute." Sister Beauty hurriedly said.
But Aunt Zhu didn't stop and had already walked to the door.
"You little girl, I'm your mother, I can't watch you take a bath yet, my mother can't wait, it'll be fine soon." β
Sister Beauty was anxious, grabbed Chen Qing's arm and said in a panic: "What should I do Qingzi, my mother will ...... when she comes in and sees you."
At the critical moment, Chen Qing regained his true colors as an immortal and said calmly: "I must not let Aunt Zhu find me, I have to hide." β
It's easy to say, but it's hard to do, the bathroom is so big, where can you hide a big living person?
"Squeak!" Aunt Zhu began to twist the doorknob.
The fire burned her eyebrows, and the beautiful sister couldn't care about it, so she took the initiative to open the curtain, and as soon as she stretched out her hands, she grabbed Chen Qing and dragged him into the bathtub!
There was a sound of water, and Chen Qing fell into the warm bath water of Sister Beauty, which was fragrant and smooth, and at the same time, Aunt Zhu also pushed the door in.
Sister Pretty hurriedly drew the curtain to cover the movement in the bathtub.
"You little girl, I haven't seen enough of your body?" Aunt Zhu smiled, "But I have the style of the past, I don't know how many men I will be fascinated by." β
"Goo Dong Goo Dong ......" Chen Qing drank two sips of bath water, finally stabilized his body, and said with a secret smile in his heart, Not only did he lose the man, but he almost drowned me.
The first immortal in the dignified fairy world, he was not suffocated by urine, but he was drowned in the bath water!
Chen Qing held his breath under the water, fluttered twice, and finally grabbed Sister Beauty's calf and stabilized.
At this time, Sister Beauty was also nervous, especially when her calf was tightly grasped by Chen Qing, and her whole person throbbed.
"Take a shower, I'll go cook when I'm done." Aunt Zhu didn't notice her daughter's abnormality, so she put down the vegetable basket by herself, took out the vegetables, and rinsed them under the faucet.
"You hurry up and ......" Sister Beauty had no choice but to urge Aunt Zhu.
Chen Qing secretly emerged from behind, gasping heavily, and his eyes were not honest.
"Don't look at it!"
Sister Beauty found that Chen Qing's eyes were staring wildly, and she immediately glared.
Chen Qing nodded, obediently closed his eyes, but in his heart he was nostalgic for the immortal art he had lost, at this time, it would be good if he had a perspective technique.
After a while, Aunt Zhu washed the dishes, urged Sister Beauty, and walked out.
Sister Pretty let go of her hand and took a breath.
Chen Qing also opened his eyes and wanted to see something, but he only saw Sister Jiaren glaring at herself while hurriedly wrapping herself in a bath towel.
"I didn't let you open your eyes, you did, you must be trying to peek at me, right?
Chen Qing touched his nose and said badly: "Although I didn't mean to peek, but Sister Beauty, you are so beautiful, even if I am, it is understandable......"
"You're still reasonable!" said the beautiful sister.
"I'm Sister Kuajiaren, pretty. Chen Qing said with a smile.
"That's pretty much it. Sister Pretty laughed.
"Oops, I can't hold it anymore, I'm going to pee. Chen Qing panicked and stood up and said.
"I really need to urinate. Chen Qing came to the toilet and operated for a while...... It's so exciting!
"Ah, rascal!" Sister Pretty hurriedly covered her eyes with her hands, but quietly revealed a gap and peeked secretly.
After Chen Qing solved it, he walked out in a leisurely manner, leaving Sister Beauty alone in the bathroom in a daze.
"Aoko...... Grown up......"