Chapter 32: I Can Bite Your Head Off in One Bite

So, you're showing up in my office with a stupid dog?" said Nick Fury, with a strange expression, to the one man and one dog who appeared in his office. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

God, Nick Fury really didn't expect that if he sent Coulson out to find out about the situation, he would actually bring a dog back. Moreover, this dog is also a husky known as the king of the two kings, and claims that this is a strong support from the so-called warlock.

"Sir, it may seem strange, but that's exactly what it looks like. Coulson was also embarrassed, after all, he was a high-level agent, and now he appeared in the office of his top leader with a dog that could be called the benchmark of the second cargo industry, and he had to say that it was a strong support for an important mission, and now he would feel incredible when he thought about it.

"I'm especially convinced that the warlock does do do do human brains, and I suspect you're insane. Nick Fury came, crouched down in front of the husky and teased, "Hey, silly dog, reach over here." ”

", if you dare to do this to me, believe it or not, I can bite your head off in one bite and chew it without stopping. Who knew that the husky, who was lying on the ground and was lazy, directly raised his neck and said this.

A dog spoke, and Nick Fury, who was directly startled, immediately jumped up, twisted his head back and forth to look between Coulson and the dog, and said after a long time, "Agent Coulson, what kind of trick is this?"

"To be honest, sir, I was also shocked at first. Coulson explained with a smile that he seemed to be able to startle Nick Fury, and he was quite satisfied. Completely forgotten, he saw a dog talking to a human at Evenson's place, and he was shocked and traumatized. "The other sir, his name is Habs. ”

"I can speak human language, is there anything strange about it?" Habs, who was lying on the ground, got up completely from the ground, "You humans just like to make a fuss. ”

What a fuss? You're challenging evolution, okay, can Darwin's coffin board be tightly covered like you?

"Can anyone explain what the hell is going on?" said Nick Fury, who had no idea what was going on.

It all started with Coulson's departure from Evenson yesterday. Evenson said he wanted to help a little, and he called Habs directly.

And Coulson saw that the so-called help turned out to be a husky, and his heartbeat and blood pressure suddenly reached one hundred and eighteen, of course, not excited, but angry.

There are thousands of American satellites, well, the actual number is not so much, but the US military dogs are indeed thousands, why do you need a domestic husky to help?

"It's wrong to suspect you casually, but I've already been humble. Coulson glanced at it, and was called over by Evenson, the husky with his front paws on the counter, "But you're going too far to play me like that." ”

As a result, Habs, who was sticking out his tongue, taught Coulson to be a new man in one sentence, and it doesn't matter what he says, the point is that he speaks, he dies, and a dog speaks human words!

"What is this?" Coulson, who was stunned in surprise, said with difficulty after a long pause, "ventriloquism, or am I delusional, or is it your magic?"

It's not so easy to accept a dog talking to a human being, and Coulson is no exception, so he suspects that this is Evenson, using his magic to make a bad joke, in order to get revenge for his suspicions.

"It's nothing, he was talking just now. Evenson said with a playful smile, "Anyway, why do you think he's a dog? ”

As he spoke, Evenson's smile faded away, as he found that after having all the conditions he had said, damn it, wasn't it a dog?

However, he still strongly argued, "These are just appearances, the key is inside, it is inside." ”

"Okay inside, so what the hell is this?" Coulson turned to look at Evenson, "I'm very suspicious right now, you murdered a hundred or dozens of people to do brutal magical experiments, such as transferring human brains to dogs." ”

"It's not enough to have a brain, at least a human vocal cord. Evenson corrected the obvious academic error in the other party's words, but seeing Coulson's crazy face, he still explained, "You've really watched too many movies, and this is really not a dog, this should be my magic pet." ”

"Magical pets? What's that?" Obviously, the word magical pet is even more unfamiliar to Coulson. At least, the dog talks and the planet of the apes, and Frankenstein as a reference.

"Habs, let's take a look. Evenson said directly. Then, Coulson saw a scene in this small shop that he will never forget. A flash of red light flashed, and a husky that was supposed to be in good shape turned into an ugly monster the size of a calf.

The body was covered in scarlet scales, the back was covered with black barbs, and the shoulders were growing forward, two huge white bony horns, and the head of this monster was even more terrifying, completely devoid of flesh and blood, except for a bony mouth like a bird's beak, full of sharp razor-like teeth, and the corners of the mouth were constantly drooling with disgusting saliva. The monster had no eyes, and instead had two tentacles that stretched out high, and the tips of those tentacles bloomed like man-eating flowers, and were covered with sharp spikes.

"Who the hell is this? Coulson almost pulled his gun out. This is still good, if an ordinary person sees him, he can be scared to death directly.

"Cerberus, don't get me wrong, it's not the myth and legend, and he's not a dog, according to us, he's a demon, a magical pet I made out of magic. Evenson was deliberately vague, because if he told the truth, Coulson would automatically filter the demons into alien creatures and twist the void into alien planets, and although he was not wrong to think so, it would cause some unnecessary trouble.

"I thought about biochemical tests, don't tell me this thing came about this way. Coulson looked at the creature in front of him, which was obviously not naturally evolved from the earth.

"Do you think I'm doing biochemical experiments?" Evenson asked rhetorically, "Not at all, I promise." As for the details, it's written in that book, do you want to read it?"

"No, not at all. "After the first contact, Coulson was completely hyperallergenic to any of the books here, not even the phone books, let alone the magic book that was said to be able to peel off human skin.

"It seems that his combat effectiveness should not be weak, but our main task is not to fight, but to search. "As long as Tony Stark is found, Coulson is confident that the US military that is well prepared, those terrorists who can fight regret being born, so they don't need combat support, and the main thing now is to find where Tony Stark is?

"Coincidentally, the reason why he is called Cerberus, his biggest strength is searching, as long as the target is within a radius of three kilometers from him, even if it is burned to ashes, he can take you to run over and dig out the pile of ashes. Evenson said, stroking Habs's sad bone spurs.

"I really don't want your metaphor to become a reality, and can he change it back? After all, Coulson said, the prototype of the Habs really did not conform to human aesthetics.

Evenson laughed, and Habs changed from being the husky he was to the most recognizable husky.