Chapter 32: The Master Parlulu
"Looking at the supplementary information, Mori Jasmine Huisang has dated seven people so far, obviously nineteen years old, and it seems that there is a love affair that only lasts one day. Palulu said, with a strange expression on her face.
"When I learned this, I felt a little frivolous. Jun Tamura replied.
"But it also seems to be very popular. β
"I think I'm going to be accosted a lot, seven people...... If it weren't for the kind of person whose relationship ended quickly, he wouldn't have had seven paragraphs at the age of nineteen. Even the thousand people were surprised.
"I feel like I have a lot of friends and I look cheerful. β
"Both men and women have friends. β
"Yes. β
"There are a lot of encounters, Jasmine Hui-chan, is there a sentence in the supplementary information that says 'I'm only nineteen years old'?"
"Nope. β
"That's Lulu's heart, right?"
"Yes, accidentally speaking my heart. Palulu covered her lips and snickered.
"It's like seeing that the number of boys in the relationship is seven, and I think I'm only nineteen years old, and I'm still wondering if there will be this in the supplementary information?"
"Didn't write, just a personal thought. β
"Then, Ah Chun, you are eighteen years old this year, how many relationships have you had? If you are less than seven dan, you will lose!"
Watanabe Jun knew that Uncle Jun would definitely throw the topic over, and he would never give up any opportunity to tease him.
"A paragraph...... Two paragraphs. Watanabe Jun replied a little hesitantly, the words of the previous life were naturally 0, and if this life is counted, Mai Shiraishi should be the first love, and the wine girl is the second paragraph.
"It's weak, look at Jasmine Hui-chan, she fell in love seven times at the age of nineteen, and Ah Chun's conditions are good, she is handsome, and her family is not bad, how can this be?"
"That's right. Palulu answered.
Watanabe Jun was speechless with shame, compared to the experience of the nineteen-year-old girl, he was a scumbag.
"Alright, Palulu, are there anything else?"
"And Mori's dream, I dream of being a childcare worker, but secretly I want to be an artist. β
As she spoke, Palulu couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Don't look at it, that's it. Jun Tamura stopped, "Did you guess?"
"I didn't guess it, but it turned out to be that kind of girl, it's better not to have additional information, for Jasmine Huisang. β
"Also, it's not a positive addition, although it's not a bad thing to want to be an artist, but I didn't expect her to think like that when I watched VTR. β
"Yes. β
"Ah Chun, what do you think of this Jasmine Megumi-chan? Are you a girl who likes to be more mature? Or is it a pure type like Palulu?"
Jun Tamura's question is very straightforward.
"Palulu-chan, of course. Jun Watanabe replied without any hesitation.
"Palulu is smiling happily, Chun, just like this, don't hesitate, even if you don't think so. Jun Tamura began digging again.
"It's really sincere, I like a pure girl like Palulu-chan. Jun Watanabe said with unwavering certainty.
"Palulu, Ah Chun is confessing to you. β
Sure enough, no matter how you answer, you will be pitted.
Six topics appear on the video:
1. Holidays
2. My favorite
3. Get married
4. Shopping
5. Weaknesses
6. Envy
Designate a topic conversation from six topics.
"Palulu Palulu snapped!" Haruka Shimazaki shook her magic wand, chanted a spell, and pressed the button next to her, and the six topics in the video changed in turn, and finally stopped at "Vacation".
Jun Watanabe couldn't help but snicker on the side.
"Ah Chun, what are you laughing at?"
"Do you think it's ridiculous for my sister to do this?"
The two MCs didn't want to let him go for a moment.
"I just think it's too kawaii, that's why I laugh. Jun Watanabe explained.
"Ah Chun thinks Parlulu is beautiful, innocent, and kawaii, and it seems that she really likes it. β
"That's not what it means. Jun Watanabe waved his hand again and again.
"What do you think?"
"I don't think he's telling the truth. β
"Na, Ah Chun, have you heard, less routines, more sincerity, this is the advice that my uncle gave you!"
"Got it. "Junto Watanabe is about to cry, just continue your show, don't tease him if it's okay.
"What will you do during the holidays?"
"Sleep. β
"Where's Chun?"
"Sleep. β
"You try it again?"
Jun Tamura couldn't help but want to hit someone.
"Sports. β
"Young people should do more exercise, but Palulu, if you sleep, won't it be too wasteful, it's hard to take a vacation. β
"What about Uncle Chun?"
"Do I go around looking for things to do or hang out with friends, and I just want to sleep? I don't want to get out of the covers? Do I stay at home on a rare vacation? β
"If you want to sleep without the alarm clock, you don't have to get up at the end of the day. β
"Sleep until you wake up naturally, right, it's not that you are forcibly woken up, and you don't open your eyes until you are full. β
"Yes. β
"But where will you go when you get up?"
"Let's go to the movies. β
"Alone?"
"Yes. β
"Palulu are you alone?" Tamura Jun was a little surprised, after all, if you go to the cinema alone, it is better to rent a disc and watch it at home.
"If you go to the cinema, won't a few people make an appointment to go together?"
"I don't like that, I still go to watch the movie alone. β
"The two of us are different! What about Ah Chun? Is it also a person who goes to the movies?"
Jun Tamura's threatening eyes glanced over, and Watanabe Jun knew that if the answer was yes, it would probably be not a slap but a kick.
"Me, I basically use Thunderbolt. β
"Thunderbolt?
......
βStop!β The agent Gao Gong suddenly waved his hand to pause the filming of the show, "The part just now will be cut when it is broadcast, and the archive will be the same." β
"Is Chun using piracy? This is a crime, and it won't be good if you get caught. Jun Tamura solemnly reminded.
If you don't transition, Bian Chun's family conditions are not bad, so you won't go to see pirated resources, right?
"It's mainly some Chinese entertainment's film and television, variety shows and music. Jun Watanabe explained that there are some resources, Ni Bang did not buy the copyright, plus piracy has been used from small to large, to change this concept, in fact, it is a little difficult, and the inertia is too great.
"Oh, that's right. Jun Tamura didn't continue, so he downplayed the topic, and actually didn't believe that Jun Watanabe was interested in Huayu.
"I'm usually a person who rents discs and watches them at home. β
Jun Watanabe answered this question again, and the post-editing is connected.
"Palulu Palulu snap press!" Palulu pressed the red button again, and the video changed to another topicβββ My favorite.
"There's something you're obsessed with, right? Food, something like that?" asked Jun Tamura, from the beginning of the show to the present, he has basically been leading the rhythm, firmly controlling the progress of the show, and his hosting skills are very profound.
"I like to eat. β
"Eat one thing or something for a while?"
"There are. β
"I'm obsessed with eating bean sprouts now, and I only eat bean sprouts every day, and I like the feeling of pinching off the tail of the sprouts. β
"Hey? Does that have to be pinched?"
"Let's get rid of it and have less miscellaneous smells. β
"Does Uncle Chun know how to cook?"
"Yes. β
"The guy who can cook is amazing. β
"I'm a great cook. Jun Tamura replied with some pride.
"Yummy!"
"I've recorded three episodes of the show, and today is the first time to praise me, saying I'm so good?"
"yes. β
"I know how to cook most of the dishes, but I haven't really made green peppers, and I don't like spicy food. β
"Eh, it's definitely better to be a person who can cook. β
"I still bring my own kitchen knife, although I don't have it now, but I do bring my own kitchen knife when I go to the barbecue. β
"Ah, that's too βββ," said Palulu with a look of disgust.
"What do you dislike?" Tamura Jun was upset, and finally talked about his strengths, and was ready to blow it off, but he was salted again.
"Don't start disgusting as soon as you say it's good, when will I show you the risotto I made. Jun Tamura said with a look of disgrief.
"Palulu, I can also cook, and I am good at making tiger skin and green peppers, although I can't make risotto, but I can Yangzhou fried rice!"
Jun Watanabe saw the timing and accurately inserted Junichi Tamura, telling you to always tease me.
"Great, when can I taste Ah Chun's craftsmanship!"
Palulu's spirits immediately perked up, and an expectant expression appeared on her face.
"Hey, there's too much contrast, isn't it? You two ...... Gang up to bully me, uncle, right? Achun, you said you know how to cook, right?" Jun Tamura questioned with an unhappy face.
"Of course. β
"Since you are so confident, then in the next issue, shall we compete in cooking?"
Jun Tamura thought to himself that he was a dignified husband, and he was nurtured by his wife in cooking, how could he not be worse than an eighteen-year-old boy, let you lie, and see how you end up when the time comes?
"No problem. β
Watanabe Jun thinks that his children in the countryside are in charge of the house early, and the days when his mother is not at home and cook and eat alone are not a few, although he can't cook any big dishes, but the farmer's daily stir-fry or something is not hand-to-hand, let you complain about me all day long, and call you good-looking when the time comes!
"You don't have to be so tense, right?" Palulu looked at the fighting appearance of the two men, one big and one small, and felt inexplicable, how could the flames of war be ignited all at once.
"We'll see what happens next!" said Jun Tamura viciously.
"Uncle Chun, please advise. "Watanabe is not giving an inch.
"Okay, next is the handsome and scummy part-time brother, please see!" Palulu has begun to learn to advance the show.
"I work part-time at Yasutomi Katsumine, an 11-minute walk from Yakiniku Can't Bear Hoshigaoka Station on the JR Sagami Line, and I work from lunchtime until midnight almost every day, and my dream is to have my own store in the future. Now I work part-time as a store manager, learning how to manage and procure meat, and of course our recommendation is the combination of black beef and wagyu beef, which is a popular dish for 350 grams and 4,480 yen, and it is a luxurious course where you can enjoy three kinds of meat: specially selected tenderloin, beef cheek, and thick beef, and my favorite phrase is 'be strict with yourself and be lenient with others'......"
As the boy in the video slowly turned around, it was a big boy with a very sunny smile, and he said in an amiable tone
"Welcome, I'm An Fu Shengfeng, who works here, and I'm nineteen years old this year. β
......
The video of the working brother ends, and the daily complaining begins.
"Wear a suit home from work?"
"It's a bit ...... indeed"
"And it's a barbecue restaurant. β
"What a state of mind!" said Parlulu incredulously.
This exaggerated tone made everyone in the audience laugh.
Junjin Watanabe wants to go home from a part-time job at a barbecue restaurant, and it is indeed a little strange to walk down the street in a suit and tie, but it is easy to understand if it is a white-collar worker.
"It's written here. Palulu picked up additional information.
"On why you wear a suit?"
"Yes, Azumi Sang was appointed as a store manager while working part-time, so he wore a suit to work in order to make himself feel as a responsible person. β
"Really?" said Jun Tamura with a skeptical tone.
"That's amazing!" said Parlulu.
"It's a great idea, but it's a bit ...... to wear a suit only when you're commuting."
"As a store manager, you have to wear a suit because of the interview, so it's reasonable, it's not necessary to wear a suit to and from work, do I think so, or do I think this way?
"Well, if you look at it with a simple eye, you wouldn't have such thoughts. β
"Ah, it's because I'm not kind-hearted, and I'm trying to find something bad to say. However, this part-time worker brother is very popular, young and old, whether it is a working partner in the store or a guest who comes to dine, they all get along very well, what about Palulu, how are you in the group, are you loved by the seniors and juniors?"
"Don't look at me like this, in fact, there are quite a few juniors who say they admire me. Palulu's smile softened as she spoke.
"Really?" said Jun Tamura with a somewhat skeptical expression, after all, Palulu was so salty, would the juniors dare to approach her?
"Yes, quite a few. β
"Isn't that a pleasure?"
"But I didn't say it directly, but through online contact, and very few people came to talk to me in person. β
"Do the juniors think that even if they talk to Palulu themselves, they won't get a good response?"
"Yes, I'm not very good at chatting. β
"Then after the work, you didn't say to the juniorsβββLet's go have a meal together, so you can invite the juniors?"
"I don't usually go to my juniors and say such things to my juniors. β
"Wouldn't the juniors be very happy if they did that?"
"It's not going to be very happy. β
"If you're invited by Palulu?"
"Yes. β
"But I'm super happy if I'm a junior, if I'm in AKB, although it's hard to imagine that picture, have you ever been invited by your seniors?"
"No, there isn't. β
"No, do you want to go home?"
"Or with the same period. β
"That's right. β
"The relationship between the same period was good, so it was a lot together. β
"So if you go to dinner together, it's limited to the same time?"
"Roughly yes. β
"Didn't there be any juniors mixed in at that time?"
"Occasionally, there are. β
"That means that there is no situation where only the junior and Parlulu are separate?"
"No, no. β
"Wouldn't it be nice to be like that boy just now, old and young, left and right?"
Hearing Jun Tamura's suggestion, Palulu had a look of embarrassment on her face, she was not a good communicator.
"Who has said anything like that I admire Palulu on the Internet?"
"To know is to know, but not to remember. "Palulu is playing tricks, and if she really wants to say her name, she will offend a large number of people.
"Immediately erased from memory?"
"I didn't mean to forget, but sure enough, there were too many people. β
"Got it, it's hard to remember everything. β
Palulu Palulu snapped down. "The conversation on the screen changed to βββ weakness.
"I don't think Palulu has any weaknesses, and even if she does, it's not so easy to tell me, right?" asked Tamura.
"What's the weakness?" said Palulu, looking confused, looking up.
"Ah, bugs!" she replied after a moment's thought.
"Hate bugs?"
"Yes. β
"Can't touch it?"
"Yes. β
"It's nice to have people who dare to touch bugs, especially men. β
"I can't, I can't touch it at all, I don't even dare to touch the unicorn. β
"What if cockroaches run through the room?"
"Madame solved. β
Hearing this, Jun Watanabe finally couldn't help but laugh again, you are a thousand people, you don't even dare to touch cockroaches, and let your wife solve it, are you still a man?
Although he didn't say anything, he naturally showed a look of contempt on his face.
"Jun looks like you're not afraid of bugs?" Jun Tamura felt that he was being underestimated.
"Of course, any cockroaches, spiders, and poisonous snakes are not a problem, I can shoot them to death with a shoe board!" Watanabe Junri's arrogant tone.
"Wow, Innocent Man!" Palulu clapped her hands in praise.
Tamura Jun was even more depressed when he heard this, and couldn't help but leave a cruel sentence:
"Ah Chun, you can't talk too much, be careful to flash your tongue!"
"That's better than letting his wife chase cockroaches!"
Watanabe's pure needle pointed to Mai Mang, and Uncle Chun was in love.
(Water two chapters variety show, a little embarrassing.) οΌ