The first time I woke up three days later, in the middle of the grass, because it was too late, I fell asleep again. As soon as the morning dawned, I immediately went down the mountain, and while the villagers were not up, I took a piece of clothing and put it on.

Back at the place of the incident, it has been surrounded by the police, and as far as the eye can see, it is in ruins. Because there are not many people living in it, even the excavator is too lazy to invite. Just by putting on a cordon, doing an on-site investigation is a hasty matter. After all, after a few days, the villagers who love to watch the excitement have long since dispersed, no longer paying attention to this place, and going to do their own work. Except for the seven aunts and eight aunts who still talked about the explosion, no one cared. No one cared that there was one less man named Ale in the village, as if he had never existed in their world. He is the same as her, he is a passerby in the ordinary world, and no one will remember the appearance of the person who walked by him when he went to the street. Even if I touched my shoulder and took the way, I only had one impression later: it seems that there is such a person.

I didn't have any money on me, so I went to the station and ran on the train when the ticket inspector wasn't looking, and even if I was discovered, I could jump out of the train and escape. I was like a monster, I couldn't feel pain, I couldn't feel hunger. Even though my hands and feet have been restored to their original form, I have not escaped the curse that Ale has given me.

A week after the explosion, I no longer felt pain, the reason is that I was almost beaten to death by the chengguan at that time, I set up a roadside stall to sell DVDs, relying on my physical strength, shouting and selling things in front of the chengguan, such a fatal behavior completely angered one of the fat chengguan, he grabbed my head and slammed it to the ground, leaving a lot of blood at that time, I was instantly stunned. He didn't give up, the whole person jumped up, and saw that the momentum was about to trample me to death, except for the gurgling sound of the bones of the body, and the cursing sound of the chengguan, my ears could no longer hear any sound. In the end, it was the other chengguan next to the fat chengguan who persuaded me to rescue me from the tiger's mouth. After one of them kicked the meaning, they hurriedly pulled away the angry fat chengguan.

A few well-meaning citizens came up to me to ask about my injuries and asked if I needed to call an ambulance, and I reluctantly replied no, so they didn't call, just stuffed a few money tickets into my shoes and left. In the evening, I picked up my shoes and went to the shop to buy oden to satisfy my hunger that I hadn't seen for a long time.

There is no capital to wander the world, but you have to pretend that you can do anything. Eventually, I had to flee back to my kennel like a defeated dog. At that time, I really realized what a naïve decision it was to skip school on a whim, and that I would not have been able to go anywhere without the protection of my homeschool. How naïve and ridiculous machismo seems in front of society.

I first contacted my dad from a public phone, but a second later I heard that his phone was in arrears, and then I called my current one

The head teacher, an old woman who has entered menopause. The phone was quickly connected, and she didn't show surprise or anger when she heard my voice, but just said lightly, "I'll help you complete the withdrawal procedures, remember to go back to school to confirm." With that, he hung up the phone. The third time I called my best friend Lao Wang, I heard that he had been very mixed up recently, and wanted to beg him to help his brother, but the other end of the phone was not Lao Wang, but a man's voice, "You said Lao Wang, he got into a lawsuit, why? He seduced someone's little daughter-in-law, was bitten back, and accused him of sexual harassment! Now it's a mess! Not to mention, his mobile phone is not enough to pay off my debts, and I have to collect debts." "The fourth time I couldn't think of anyone else to call, as if my circle of connections was really small and pitiful.

I don't know how many people will remember me if I become like Ale one day, probably not. I took out a piece of advertising paper full of beautiful women from my pocket, called it according to the number on it, and after more than ten seconds, it was connected, and it was a woman who spoke. The woman asked me what was the matter, I said lonely, the woman said everyone was lonely, I said I wanted to find someone to accompany me, the woman said come here, many people can help you solve your loneliness.

After that, I took a ride to the place the woman had told me, and I couldn't figure out where the paper came from, but probably one of the kind citizens had confused it with the money ticket and stuffed it into my shoes. Whether the well-meaning citizen intended it or not, I put it to use.

After selling all the CDs, I have only a few hundred dollars left, and tonight, I will spend them all and buy a spring supper, even if I have no experience at all.

It's not exciting, it's a bit curious. Soon, I was in a big health care house, and the waiters were dressed very formally, not at all like I thought - a group of girls standing in the street, greeting customers. I simply asked the clerk if there was any service to eliminate loneliness, but the waiter couldn't stop laughing and looked at me like an idiot. I didn't know what I was wrong with, so I asked again before the waiter put away his sneering expression and invited me into the inner hall to talk. Then came a fat man who claimed to be the manager.

As soon as I sat down, the manager handed me something like a recipe, with a lot of women's portraits, young and old, all kinds of them, and the prices were clearly marked, just like buying and selling livestock, with a fixed price, no bargaining. I ordered a random one at the right price, but was told by the waiter that she was busy and unavailable. I ordered another one and said I was sick and wasn't there. I'm angry and ask if you still do business.

The fat manager took the list in my hand and looked at it, and immediately slapped his forehead and said, "I'm sorry, brother, this is the list from a few days ago, I'll get it for you now." ”

I said, "No, I don't want to spend it with you." The fat manager played a trick, and the dead skin and his face were pressed to my side, and he said in a low voice, "Don't mind! The girls here are all first-class goods, you can go out and inquire, where is it better than ours." A few days ago, the proprietress specially instructed that once the guests come here, none of them can be disappointed......"

I was happy, "What? You still want to buy and sell forcefully, so that people can't leave?"

"What's the case, Xiao Er, tell this brother, what is the purpose of our store?" said the fat manager stiffly.

"With the best service, try to keep the guests and empty the ......guests' money," the waiter said casually.

"Yes, yes, it's just to find a way to keep the guests! Brother, it's not me talking about you, you look at your lofty and talented, how can you choose a beauty that is unique in ten thousand to be worthy of you, do you think this is reasonable?" The fat manager immediately interrupted the waiter's words, and secretly wiped his sweat and said to me with a smile.

Seeing that I didn't have anything to say, the fat manager said again: "That's it, this time my brother will make the decision for you, help you pick a top one, and the price brother will help you cushion some, you can see it's okay." I asked, "'Some,' how much? Two cents is also a lot." At this moment, the fat manager was in trouble, and his forehead couldn't stop sweating, "How many do you have?"

"Two hundred and five. ”

"Okay!"

"I'm not ready. ”

"You don't need to prepare, the people will arrive in a while, you wait. ”

After that, the fat manager left first, and when I paid the waiter, he asked me with bad intentions, "Do you really not know or do you not know, this store has not had customers for a long time, if it weren't for the salary paid on time, Lao Tzu would have stopped serving a long time ago!"

I don't know, what's the mystery of this shop? I softened my tone a lot, "Why did the little brother come here for the first time, I don't know the world, and I want to listen to the eldest brother's explanation." ”

The waiter sneered, "It's okay to tell you, you paid anyway." Do you know what happened around here lately?"What happened?"Bad thing! There are more than one dead!" "When don't you die?" "You think it's normal? Heh, it's a mountain cannon, let me tell you clearly, those people were castrated before they died, and they were all frequent visitors to this kind of place. Ouch, you died in the corner of the street, you didn't see it when you came, that corner? Now the police haven't caught the murderer! Who dares to enter this kind of shop now, how many lives do you think is enough to enjoy?" "Big brother, don't scare me, I'm just passing by here, can I get my money back?" "Return the money? I haven't seen a fat sheep in days, do you think I'll let it go?"

Knowing that there was no hope of returning the money, I could only come up with the last killer move, "If there are your guests who die, then how can you still open as usual?

"Business as usual, don't be stupid, after you finish this business, this place will be closed!"

"So you're not doing business, you're cheating money?"

"It can't be said to be a lie, we did find it for you, but people haven't taken orders for months, and it's another matter whether they come or not. ”

"Why is that?"

"Why? Not because of her...... Yo!'Miss' has arrived!" The waiter changed his ruffian in front of him, changed his face instantly, and whispered like a slave. Just because of the man in front of him.

It was a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl who came, dressed in fashionable and beautiful clothes, wearing gold and silver, her hair was made into the usual killing Matt, her two sides were half-shaved and the middle was towering, her contact lenses were messy, her ears were pendants, and she had strange things painted on her face, chewing and showing off her mouth, as if she had been drugged, and her body was shaking. In general, just one word, nondescript.

"Such a little sister is what you call a one-of-a-kind beauty?" I collapsed.

Without waiting for me to continue complaining, the little sister pointed a finger at me, like seeing a prehistoric savage, and shouted incredibly with a long mouth: "I'm, it's this monster that is not afraid of death who wants to massage?"

The waiter seemed to realize the smell of gunpowder, and hurriedly pulled me and the little sister outside, and with a button, the roller shutter door closed instantly, "Hehe, since the two have already met, then I'll leave first, and this shop has also been ordered to close, so you can find your own land." Goodbye!" As soon as the words fell, he ran away.

How could I just watch him take my money away, and immediately pull out his legs to chase him, I never thought that the little sister grabbed my clothes, and shouted: "What are you doing?" I was angry and forcibly pulled out her fingers, but she didn't pull out, her strength was so great that I didn't expect, "You let go! If you don't let me go, you can call someone!" The little sister was not afraid at all, but grabbed it more firmly, and said with a smug face: "I won't let go, you have the ability to call, see who will help you!"

Seeing the waiter completely disappear from my sight, I lost the motivation to struggle, a decadent face, a sigh of sinister rivers and lakes, I was full of expectations to take money to spend my life, but now I think about it, I really regret it to the intestines are green.

The little sister actually patted me on the head instead, and comforted me: "Ouch! The big man is for this,! Crying and crying, you are really enough! I know that you have no money to open a house, and I am reluctant to pay for you to open a house, so I will take you to my territory to play! That play is much cooler than a massage!"

When I saw my little sister, I was furious, but I couldn't beat her, so I could only complain, "You can stay cool, I just want to be alone." The little sister shook her hand, "Don't mind, they are playing you and not me, what's the use of you blaming me? And I have taken your order, you are my customer! Even if I don't massage, I will accompany you for six hours." It's only been a few minutes, and there's still a long way to go!"

I'm really a head or two now, but I ran into such a sticky little sister gumball, "You can't understand people's words! I said, let you go! I'm a customer, you have to listen to me!" "I don't listen to customers, I listen to the boss." "Who is your boss lady, ask her to come and talk to me!" "The boss lady I can't move, but I can impress you!" "How can I impress?"

Before the words fell, I realized that I had asked the most stupid question, only to see her punch coming, my eyes were black, and I did not come back to my senses, and her palm was imprinted on my face again, until I tasted all the flavors, and there was no distinction between heaven and earth. I begged for mercy again and again before she stopped.

"If you want to follow, I can say okay first, and when the time comes, it will disappear from my eyes immediately!"

"Hmph! You have suffered a big loss, I don't care about you, you dislike me! You look like a dog, but you will be beaten to death by the proprietress with a stick. ”

"I was wrong, I beg the eldest lady to forgive. ”

"That's pretty much it!"

Fortunately, it was night, and there weren't many people, otherwise I would have laughed to death when some stupid guy who underwhelmed me witnessed the whole process. It's enough for the guests to do what I do.