After eating, I asked Tong Wangjun, Su Ran and the two children to go to the kang early and lie down to rest.

"If you don't come up, where are you going?" Su Ran saw that I didn't get on the kang and asked me.

"I'm not sleepy now, go out for a walk. "I found a reason.

"Qi Jun came with me, you heard what he said just now, what are you going out to do at this time? Don't go out, it's too dangerous, maybe something will happen, just stay here, and we'll take the car back tomorrow." Su Ran said.

"It's just, just stay in the house. If you're too bored to sleep, we'll play cards for a while. Don't go out alone, it's too dangerous, there are mountains and forests nearby, it's snow, and there are no people at night. Tong Wangjun also said, "Just stay in the house and don't go out." ”

"I went out for a cigarette and came back shortly. I can only deal with this reason, "You sit on the bed, don't worry, nothing will happen." ”

"You still smoke, I haven't seen you smoke in the past few days, why do you suddenly want to smoke now?" Tong Wangjun said, "You should quit smoking, whether you are preparing to have children, or for your own good, smoking is not good." ”

"It's because I haven't smoked in the past few days, and now I'm a bit addicted to smoking, and I want to smoke one, don't worry, I'll only smoke one, smoke one and come in immediately, you go to bed first, play in bed for a while, and I'll be back right away." Without further ado, I went out of the house, closed the door, and walked out into the courtyard.

I lit a cigarette, I leaned against the gate of the courtyard, rested for a while, and when the cigarette was half-lit, I walked slowly outside the village, lifting my trouser belt as I walked, feeling like I was looking for a place to pee.

Not only that, but from time to time I looked left and right, and when I looked back, if someone else saw it, I would think that I was looking for a suitable place to solve Lazar's problem.

I walked for more than ten minutes, and when I reached the mountains and forests, there was no one around, and it was far away from the village, so I stopped and spit out the cigarette butt in my mouth.

"Pee here, and you're not afraid of freezing into a popsicle?" A voice came from behind him, and Qi Jun didn't know when he followed me here, standing behind me, four or five meters away.

"The news said that it would freeze into popsicles, but there has been no field investigation to verify it. I turned around, I didn't expect Qi Jun to really come with me, tonight between me and him should not be good, "By the way, I remembered a thing, the thing under you is gone, how do you pee when you pee, do you stand and sprinkle like before, or squat like a woman?"

"Do you dare to mention this to me? Do you know why I came with me, do you think I'm joking?" Qi Jun took out a twenty or thirty centimeter-long fruit knife from his pocket, "See? I've been preparing, just waiting for you to be alone, but I didn't expect to really find such an opportunity for me, why do you want to look for death? You can go back tomorrow, why do you want to come out tonight? You have to find a place to smoke, you have to find a place to pee, you can't smoke in the house, you can't pee in the house?" Why did you come to this place? God wants you to die and gives me this opportunity. ”

"Why do I smoke outside the yard, why do I come here to pee, haven't you thought about it?"

"What do you think, could it be that you can come here on purpose to lure me out and kill you?" Qi Jun guessed correctly, but it seemed that he didn't believe it.

"That's right, I did it on purpose. I nodded, "Why don't you want to go to the extremes if you have a good life? Why do you want to go to extremes? Why do you want to be so annoying, why do you want to destroy other people's happy lives? You are really annoying." ”

"Did you do it on purpose? Can you foresee what will happen next? Don't put gold on your face. "I said the purpose, but you didn't believe it.

Some people are like this, you tell him the truth, he doesn't believe it, but if you only tell two layers of truth, plus eight layers of falsehood, he will be unswerving, and Qi Jun is still thinking about his crotch: "The things in my crotch are gone, you say that this can have a good life? ”

"I didn't cut the things in your crotch, what does it have to do with me? Even if you want to find it, you should go to Su Mo to settle the account, besides, this matter is actually not to blame