Chapter 1: Recruitment
In these years, everyone has it, everything can happen, Li Xiaohuan stood on the busy street, helplessly sighed, he, like all college students, has just graduated and is already unemployed.
Today, it has been five months since he walked out of the university gate, he originally thought that he would definitely be able to find a suitable job after graduating from the undergraduate school, and then he struggled to climb the graduate school in the last year of school, and he did not participate in the job fair organized by the school, but he found that after leaving the school gate, this job is really difficult to find!
"What kind of world is this! Even the street sweepers have hundreds of college students applying, and there are even graduates of a major university, what is going on!" A job application meeting just ended made Li Xiaohuan extremely helpless, he had given up his original economic management major, and was ready to put down his body to apply for a street sweeper, at least it was a public institution, but ah, he only found out when he walked to the application site.
The competition here is even more fierce than that of the economic management major.
"I'll have to go to the restaurant and serve the dishes. Li Xiaohuan stared at his soft and white arms, lamenting his upcoming miserable life, to be honest, but if there is a little choice, he will not choose to be a waiter in a restaurant, after all, he can be regarded as a graduate, put more than ten years ago that can be regarded as the pride of the sky, now it is not to experience life in school, but to find a job to make a living, of course, the five-star chef is another matter, but think about the skills and strength that people need over there, sure enough, forget it......
Of course, in this day and age, college students, especially those who have not signed a contract with a university in college, do not seem to be of much use in finding a job, after all, since the expansion of university enrollment, there are not many other college students, especially unemployed college students.
But Li Xiaohuan is at this moment, he really can't find fault with anything anymore, he only has three coins left in his pocket, he can really be regarded as in a desperate state, not to mention asking the family for money or something, it's okay to say when he just graduated, at this time he has graduated for nearly half a year, and a few days ago he called and told his family that he is very good here, his work is very good, and his life is very good, so he is about to find a girlfriend......
Well, I seem to have seen it in the restaurant at lunchtime, and there is a need to recruit people, or go there to try it first.
If according to the normal rules, Li Xiaohuan should go to the hotel, first apply for a waiter, after working for a period of time, steal a teacher, work as a chef by chance, and finally in the case of Siyuan, resign and return to his hometown, find a woman who is not beautiful but not ugly to marry and have children, and then rely on his own savings to open a restaurant, the best and best situation he can accumulate some funds, and he can relax after the arrival of his old age......
Of course, if everything in this world is as beautiful as imagined, then he is definitely not talking about reality, but dreams.
What is the actual situation, under the actual situation, Li Xiaohuan quickly put down this idea, well, when he thought of finding a woman who was neither beautiful nor ugly to marry and have children, he was shocked and sobered up from his fantasy.
"I, Li Xiaohuan, how can I count the last one who is 1.75 meters tall and weighs 67.5 kilograms, how can I live like this for a lifetime!" seemed to be frightened by the picture in his mind, Li Xiaohuan was caught off guard, and roared out such a complaint, of course, this kind of complaint is very common in the application meeting, and it seems to be commonplace to participate in the application for employment, and they didn't even give a second of face, so they went to their own devices.
No, wait, it doesn't seem like all of them.
Li Xiaohuan suddenly appeared in front of a successful person in a suit and leather shoes, with a demeanor and temperament much more majestic than all the interviewers he had ever seen, only to see him with a serious demeanor and a majestic gaze at himself, not Li Xiaohuan felt that he was not just staring at himself at that time, but also staring at his eyes: "Little brother, you said that you are 175 cm tall and weigh 67.5 kilograms, right?!"
"Yes... Right... What's the matter, I'm 175 cm tall. "Li Xiaohuan has seen the biggest leader is a deputy county magistrate, at that time, he picked up a wallet containing two thousand yuan in the playground behind the school, and when he was named and praised, he saw it, and when he thought of these Li Xiaohuan, he felt a little heartache, it was two thousand oceans, how could he hand it in so easily.
But the biggest leader he has ever seen, in comparison, is far less imposing than the guy in front of him, it seems that it is because of this that Li Xiao's harmonious answer is a little timid and stammering.
Hearing this, the man in front of him glanced up and down at Li Xiaohuan, and his mouth was full of slurp, as if he had seen a fresh radish in the vegetable market.
The man spoke: "I know how to cook." ”
Li Xiaoxiang: "Yes." ”
The man's eyes lit up: "I know how to do laundry." ”
Li Xiaohuan took a step back: "Yes." ”
The man's eyes were brighter, not only Li Xiao's illusion, but also a fine light seemed to flash in his eyes: "I like men"
Li Xiao shook in harmony, covered his chest with his hands and stepped back quickly, but he seemed to be speechless, and the answer in his mouth was: "Yes"
After seeing Li Xiaohuan's movements, the man's pupils became brighter, but after Li Xiaohuan answered, the man's originally bright pupils dimmed, but then a monstrous anger burst out from his pupils.
"No, it's not, it's not. Li Xiaohuan hurriedly corrected
"It's nothing. After the man heard Li Xiao's answer, he seemed to calm down, but the ghost knew whether he was really calm or fake calm!
"I like women, I like girls. Li Xiaohuan was frightened, and the whole person seemed to collapse and lamented: "Big brother, what are you asking me for! I am a man, I like women, and I really have no interest in men!"
"Then there will be no problem!" In the corner where Li Xiaohuan couldn't see, the man's face was a little ruddy, and then he took out two pieces of paper from his document bag, one was white and flexible, and the other was a standard recruitment document, and handed it to Li Xiaohuan, and said: " As for me, after listening to your roar here, I feel that your conditions are quite in line with our recruitment, so come and ask, don't be surprised, of course, I'm just doing a preliminary screening here, whether you can apply or not, or you have to rely on your own efforts. ”
After saying that, the man left, and Li Xiaohuan clearly saw that the sign of the car he was riding in when he left was bright and bright with four rings.
"We are now recruiting a housekeeper, requirements, doctoral degree or above, the minimum requirements are focused on one, between the ages of twenty-two and sixty, those with more than four generations of housekeeper bloodline are preferred, skill requirements, and a global driver's license...... If you are interested, please go to the Yunyu Villa at the end of Nankang East Road, treatment: annual salary of 450,000 yuan!"
Well, the annual salary above the first standard contract is very good, of course, this good word, is calculated relative to the minimum application standard, if it is the highest application standard, not to mention that the degree is unlimited, just say that the bloodline of more than four generations of housekeepers in the empire is not lost, this salary is ...... What a ghost!
I have reached the minimum standard of education and age, and those driver's licenses and aristocratic etiquette in the back are all what the hell are they! I haven't even heard of it, right, I shook my head, and put this standard recruitment advertisement with extremely harsh recruitment conditions below, Li Xiaohuan took out the white and flexible paper.
"A male servant is currently recruited, with a height of 175 cm, a weight of 67.5 kg, a medium to upper face, snow-white teeth, slender hands, can do laundry, can cook, has no bad habits, is obedient and obedient, beats and scolds at will, washes hands and hair frequently, often trims nails, dresses appropriately, and behaves generously...... The most important point is that those who have special sexual orientations should take a detour! If you are interested, please go to the Yunyu Villa at the end of Nankang East Road, and the treatment is negotiable!
"It's a joke. ”
Looking at the second recruitment document in his hand, which is harsh as if he was joking, Li Xiaohuan is very firm in his heart, of course, if the paper of the two recruitment documents is changed, Li Xiaohuan may take it seriously, but you recruit a housekeeper with an annual salary of more than 400,000 yuan, and recruit a harsh male servant with a paper that looks very expensive, isn't this clearly telling me that you are joking?!
However, Li Xiaohuan did not throw it in the garbage heap, but stuffed it in his document bag, he was hungry, and the only three steel hammers left in his pocket were enough for him to eat if he bought instant noodles, but if he bought instant noodles, he should run back to the rental house.
A manor that can allow recruiters to sit in the black car of the Fourth Ring Road will definitely not let themselves wait anywhere in vain, even if it is just a meal of bread, it is enough to return to the capital, not to mention, the place where he rents is only five kilometers away from the recruitment address, but it is more than ten kilometers away from here, so Li Xiaohuan decided to eat very happily.
Thinking of food, Li Xiaohuan felt that his stomach was starting to rebel again, and his pace couldn't help but speed up, of course, the most important reason was that there was a bus parked next to the stop sign.
Thirty minutes later, Li Xiaohuan got off the bus from a stop sign that was decorated differently from the side, and looked extremely luxurious, staring at a hundred meters away, the red brick and green tile manor Li Xiaohuan breathed a sigh of relief, the manor is so big, so his original: I don't have to worry about having food if I don't apply, it seems that I can get rid of it, right?
Shaking off the briefcase and taking out the two advertising documents from it, Li Xiaohuan's steps forward were firm and powerful, this is not a rubbing meal, this is the treatment of applicants, yes, that's it.
However, although Li Xiaohuan found a suitable reason, but the closer he got to him, the more shocked he was in his heart, he didn't see clearly in the distance just now and didn't feel anything, but now that he got closer, Li Xiaohuan could be regarded as shocked, what is this, this is pure level suppression, not to mention the vermilion lacquer copper nail gate that is several meters high, not to mention the white marble steps in front of the door, just the two heads at the door are dozens of tons, and the stone lion with teeth and claws comparable to a divine beast is enough to make him stunned.
This is the beauty of the ancient Chinese garden, in line with the landscape, almost natural, the traces of the axe and chisel are almost nothing, but it is incomparably soul-catching, you can live in Nankang Villa if you have money, but such a manor, if you don't have enough heritage, the land alone is enough for you to drink a pot.
Although the vermilion lacquer door was opened, proving that Li Xiaohuan could enter, he still hesitated, he was now a little skeptical of his previous judgment, and there was not even a figure in front of this manor, so he recklessly went in, and it was okay to be treated as a thief and overwhelm the police station, if he was beaten by the security personnel who did not know the location, it would be a big loss, and it seemed a little worthless to be ruthless for a meal!
Just when Li Xiaohuan made up his mind to tear up the recruitment documents in his hand, turned his head and left, he saw a eight, eight, The nine-year-old little girl came, Li Xiaohuan's action of tearing the paper stagnated, and even the mental operation was a little sluggish, he was motionless like a sculpture, staring at her deadly, Li Xiaohuan swore that he had never seen such a cute little girl in the past 20 years, cuter than the little girl who could see the Tao, cuter than the little Internet celebrity who was popular on the Internet, if you want to find a weights and measures, maybe only in the great two-dimensional, there will be such a cute little girl.
The little girl was dressed in a pink kawaii cartoon dress, with a little baby fat on her face that she would only have when she was an eight- or nine-year-old child, her arms were slender and delicate, and her big black and shiny eyes could barely see the whites of her eyes, as if the two most precious black jade were transparent and bright.
The most offensive in the world, the most able to bring people a sense of security, in addition to the dead, there are only these pure, beautiful and young cuties.
Li Xiaohuan's nervous mood relaxed, as if he was afraid of disturbing the little girl who was picking pebbles, he tiptoed up to her, as if he had to wait until the little girl picked the one he liked before speaking.
"Goo~~~!"
Looking at the pair of dark and shiny, full of pure pupils, Li Xiaohuan was a little embarrassed, this stomach was so unassuming, he didn't even wait for five minutes before he started to rebel.
"Little sister, is this Yunyu Villa?" At this time, he could only speak, but the question seemed a little silly in the eyes of this little girl.
I saw a flash of clarity in the pure eyes of this little cutie, and Li Xiaohuan, who was right, said that she was not mistaken, the name of that light was definitely called Clear, and then her bright and pure eyes blinked: "You're so stupid, of course this is Yunyu Villa, don't you look at the plaque on the gate? Or are you illiterate?" After speaking, she raised her hand and pointed at the plaque on the vermilion lacquer copper nail gate.
Li Xiao's heart jumped, his face was red, he was shocked just now, and he didn't pay attention to whether there were any other decorations on the gate, but the most embarrassing thing for him was that he was called stupid by a little girl who was only 8 or 9 years old, which was embarrassing!
Li Xiaohuan muttered and didn't know what to say, but the little girl was different, she looked Li Xiaohuan up and down with Shi Shiran, and finally put her eyes on the two advertising documents in his hand that were just about to be torn up, to be precise, it should be the white and flexible paperwork, after seeing this document, the little girl's eyes lit up, and then rubbed the dust on the palm of Li Xiaohuan's body, before Li Xiaohuan expressed her dissatisfaction, the little girl opened her mouth to ask about the purpose of Li Xiaohuan's trip:" You're here to apply!"
Then without waiting for Li Xiaohuan to speak, he said directly: "Come with me." As he spoke, he held his head high and headed towards the villa as if he were walking in his own home, well, maybe this is really someone's house.
Li Xiao crept behind the little cutie, a little uneasy, but as soon as he stepped out of the door, his uneasiness was shocked by the scene in front of him, just as Tao Yuanming began to describe the peach blossom source, the door opening is extremely narrow, of course, this is compared with the openness in front of him, otherwise the door opening of five meters by six meters is definitely big, but compared to the magnificent atmosphere in the manor, the door hole is a little narrow.
Facing him, is a garden, and the ancient building appreciation above the description of the general, even more magnificent, this is a large garden that can accommodate tens of thousands of people, almost can be called boundless, during the pavilions and pavilions, small bridges and flowing water, strange flowers and plants are everything, and even a few small animals are not afraid of people.
Coupled with the neat and simple wall of masonry, there are countless towering trees surrounded by several people in the wall, and the shadow of the eaves can be faintly seen behind the dense leaves.
Is such a magnificent atmosphere really in the middle of the city?
I won't cross over again!