286 Interesting old black man

The little old man is about fifty years old, one meter six is a little taller, his back is very rickety, he is quite old, his hairstyle is quite fashionable, he has a big back and a pair of toad glasses on his head, his forehead is full of wrinkles like a chasm, he has a pair of triangular eyes, the white shirt he wears is slightly larger, no matter how he looks at it, he looks like he was stolen, a pair of dirty big hands squatted on the ground to pick up chess pieces, and an aluminum alloy iron rod was placed next to it, which is estimated to be a morning exercise.

Seeing me and Wang Xing looking at him stupidly, the old man rolled up his sleeves and blew his beard at the two of us.

I thought that the old man was so old, so I didn't have the same knowledge as him, so I politely waved my hand and said, "I'm sorry Uncle Ha, we can't play chess!" and then I beckoned Wang Xing to go in the opposite direction.

Seeing that we don't dick him, the old man still kicked his nose in the face, shouting at the top of his voice, today's young people are really uneducated, what a thing!

I was laughed at angrily, I met an old psychopath early in the morning, we ignored him for a word, he knocked on the back of our butts and scolded randomly, Wang Xing was anxious at that time, clenched his fists and walked over, pointing at the black old man and scolding, old guy, you scold again!

The old man was also very awesome, kicked the chessboard that had just been packed away, pinched his waist and scolded: "Little Wang Ba Lamb, who doesn't know that I can't mess with the dog master in this park, the old man over sixty years old asks casually, the dog master and my name are like thunder." ”

Then the old thing grabbed the aluminum alloy iron pipe and slammed it twice, hooked his fingers at the two of us and said, the old man has practiced the Tai Chi stick method for 40 years, and the power of the Tai Chi stick method lies in its ability to overcome rigidity with softness, don't look at you two half the size, I don't have to work hard to beat you at all!

Wang Xing and I picked up half a brick from the side of the road, and I sneered and said, "Uncle, what did you just say?"

The old man didn't say a word, his soft body twisted around the steel pipe, and he smiled at the two of us and said, "I heard that pole dancing is popular in dance halls now, do you think the uncle's legs and feet can keep up with the rhythm?"

Wang Xing and I all burst into laughter for a moment, and finally understood that it was not the old man who became bad, but the bad guy who got old.

After all, the other party is in his fifties, Wang Xing and I can't really beat him even if we don't have a taste, see that the effect of scaring has been achieved, we threw the bricks, turned around and prepared to leave, who knew that the old man swooped down to me, a stick on my back, and then the ankle to the side lightly, jumped up and kicked Wang Xing's chin with a "high leg", and two strokes of the two fell to the ground.

After putting the two of us on the ground, the old man followed the example of Sun Wukong playing with the golden hoop stick, turned the stick around twice on the spot, and pouted at the two of us.

To be honest, it didn't hurt at all for the old man to whip my stick, but the key is to be ashamed, two young men with strong blood were beaten by an old man who was too old, and there were many old men and old ladies who were doing morning exercises next to them, and they all stretched their necks to our side to watch.

It doesn't matter how old people are when they like to watch the excitement, even if they are fifty or sixty years old, they are quite interested in watching it.

Wang Xing glanced sideways at me and asked, "What are you doing?"

I gave him a blank look and said, dry wool, if you win, you can bully the old man, and if you lose, you are not as good as the old man, don't be ashamed.

I picked up Wang Xing and turned around and ran away quickly in the opposite direction, the old man should be able to do kung fu, and it is very good, otherwise it is impossible to beat down the two of us lightly, after we ran to a small forest and sat down, I kicked and kicked, Wang Xing cursed angrily, really JB panicked, I was bullied by an old psychopathy in the morning, if I hadn't slept last night, I could have beaten that old thing to cry.

I pouted and said, don't brag! Let's not say anything else, the old man can jump up and kick your chin, you think that he is really capable of it, I am not afraid of the old man, I am afraid that people will call my son or apprentice later, and the matter will be big, and the old wolf will find you along the vine, and we will lose more than we lose.

Now Wang Xing and I are in a really embarrassing situation, I don't know where to go, the old wolf is looking for us all over the world, and there is no big problem to rely on from the park, but it is almost noon, we can't gnaw the bark from the park.

Staying until more than eleven o'clock at noon, Wang Xing covered his stomach and complained to me: "I really can't bear the third son, the eyes of the hungry are green, and the urine just now turned yellow." ”

I said, it's really not good, I'll buy some bread later, let's make do with a bite first, and when it's dark again, let's go out for activities.

Wang Xing and I sneaked out of the park, bought two barrels of instant noodles and two bottles of beer from a nearby commissary, and gave the boss two more yuan, and they helped to soak the noodles with hot water, and we went back to the park with instant noodles and beer.

Wang Xing took a big gulp of noodles, looked sideways at me and asked, Sanzi, what should we do next, we can't keep hiding from here, right?

I took a sip of beer and said, wait for Brother Lun to call them first, you also heard the call to Cai Ying just now, the old wolf and people are looking for us everywhere in the city, and they have already released a message to the outside world, and if they catch us, they will abolish us.

Wang Xing stuffed his head and said angrily, it was too embarrassing to stay in this brother Xiaopo Park.

I put down the instant noodles, lit a cigarette and said, "It's really not good, let's see the opportunity tonight to abolish the old wolf of the dog day, and he will kill him in the future."

Wang Xing drooped his head without squeaking, and continued to pull instant noodles and stuff them into his mouth.

After eating and drinking, we smoked from the bench and basked in the sun, just called Sophie, flirting and gossiping for a few minutes, I still didn't say what I was in, my phone was about to run out of battery, and the immediate priority was that we had to find a place to stay, or spend the night in the park.

Thinking about it randomly, I accidentally fell asleep on Wang Xing's shoulder, and I felt that I was woken up by someone after not sleeping for a while, and when I opened my eyes, I was still standing in front of us with the black old man who taught us a lesson in the morning with the "Tai Chi Stick Method".

I wiped the words on my lips and asked him, "Uncle, we didn't mess with you, did we?" Why did you hold on to the two of us and not let go?

The old man had a pipe in his mouth and his nostrils turned upward, and said, "I'm the park keeper, what are you doing, why do you want to stay here for so long?"

Wang Xing said angrily, is there still a limit to staying in the park?

The old man grinned, showed two big yellow teeth and said, The kid is polite to the old man, believe it or not, I shouted, you can't leave if you want to?

I leaned on Wang Xing and made a look, squeezed out a smile and said to the old man, uncle, we just came from the countryside today, and we originally planned to go to my cousin in the city, but we lost the address, so I thought about settling in the park for the time being, if it is inconvenient, we will leave immediately.

The old black man pursed his big back, stared at me for a few seconds, as if wondering whether what I said was true or false, and finally took a puff of his cigarette holder and said, Forget it, it's not easy for anyone to go out, you can sit here for a while, but I warn you not to destroy trees, let alone steal.

Wang Xing muttered disdainfully, what are you stealing?

I glared at him, clenched my fists and thanked the old man, thank you, uncle.

The old man snorted coldly and walked to the side with his hands behind his back.

Before I could breathe a sigh of relief, the old man came back in less than two minutes, carrying a plastic bag with chess and a chessboard in it and asked me, can you play chess?

I shook my head and said, no!

When I was a child, every time I finished lunch, my dad liked to "kill two" with Uncle Li in the neighborhood, and I watched a lot, and over time I basically understood a little bit.

The old man smiled and said, That's easy to do! Anyway, you are idle and idle, why don't you play two games with me, young people are too impetuous nowadays, playing chess can not only cultivate sentiment, but also exercise intelligence, come on!

I jokingly said, it doesn't matter if you play chess, just don't steal my son.

The old man glared at me, squatted in front of me and began to set up a chess game, this old man looks weak and unwinded, thin only a handful of bones left, in fact, the body should be very good, we squatted face to face to play chess, squatting for more than an hour, my feet are numb, but I see that he doesn't seem to have any effect, squatting on the ground feet are not sore, and the body is not shaking...