Chapter 66: Fukuyama Sakamoto vs. Downtown (2)

Kiyoshi Sakamoto doesn't know what just happened...

The audience present at the scene, Hamada and Fukuyama, saw it, and the camera recorded it clearly.

At the moment when Matsumoto finished the cloth and Sakamoto cleared the stone, Sakamoto seemed to be a little distracted, and missed the best opportunity to pick up the helmet to resist.

Kiyoshi Sakamoto could only scratch his head and look at the camera in confusion, like that, stupid and cute.

Masaharu Fukuyama, who saw Kiyoshi Sakamoto being killed in seconds, was also shocked, and let out a loud "???".

With Kiyoshi Sakamoto's stupid appearance, both of them look funny.

"YO, why are you so weak? "Fukuyama is also a good complainer...

Fukuyama felt a little desperate, originally thought that he and Sakamoto Kiyoshi, the two masters and apprentices had an age advantage, and they should be able to win easily, but as soon as Sakamoto Kiyoshi went up, he was killed by Matsumoto, and Matsumoto was still weaker than Hamada, Fukuyama instantly felt that his head was a little dull pain.

Because the two of them in this fist knocking duel, they really use all their strength to knock on the head, and they will not show mercy...

"I'm sorry, I lost the guess just now, I was a little surprised, and I forgot to take the helmet. Kiyoshi Sakamoto hurriedly explained to Fukuyama, saying that it was just an accident just now, and in the future, this situation will not happen again.

"Then you give me a serious start next!" Fukuyama heard Sakamoto Kiyoshi swear such a promise, so he half-believed a few words and went with him.

"Sakamoto-kun, you've already lost a game, you have to be careful. "Hamada felt a little like he was rubbing salt on Kiyoshi Sakamoto's wounds.

"It's okay, I just got distracted, and then, I'm going to get serious. Sakamoto Kiyoshi looked serious, still clenched his fists, and raised it to Matsumoto, who was sitting opposite.

"Hmph, am I going to be so easily defeated by you? I'm only a little weaker than Hamada Matsumoto!" Matsumoto looked at Kiyoshi Sakamoto with his nostrils on his invincible expression.

。。。 I really want to beat this uncle.

Kiyoshi Sakamoto resisted the urge to hit someone, but still smiled and said, "It's me who underestimated the enemy, and next, I'm going to come to the real thing." ”

"Hmph!" Matsumoto had a mocking face.

"So, the two players are ready, the second game, ready to start. Hamada reminded the two.

Matsumoto and Sakamoto leaned forward all at once, staring at each other fiercely with their eyes, and their hands reacted at any time.

"Scissors, rock, paper!" "Scissors, rock, paper!"

Rock, scissors!

Kiyoshi Sakamoto was extremely focused at this time, and the moment he saw that he was out of a rock and Matsumoto was out of scissors, his brain reacted.

Hands up and down!

Syllable!

"It hurts!"

Matsumoto was picked up by Sakamoto Kiyoshi at a very fast speed, picked up a large paper fan, and hit his head in one fell swoop.

Dynamics, of course, is very strong.

hit Matsumoto's inch head without hair cushioning, so that the audience at the scene looked at it and felt pain for him.

Because Sakamoto Kiyoshi did not deliberately control the strength in order to pursue speed, as a result, now Matsumoto touched his head, looked at Hamada with a bitter face, and said.

"Hamada, he beat me so painfully!"

"It's okay, just lost one game, one more round. Hamada also touched Matsumoto's head very cooperatively and comforted.

"Hmm. After being comforted, Matsumoto seemed to be in a better mood, so he regained his strength and looked at Kiyoshi Sakamoto with a very fierce expression.

Sakamoto Kiyoshi was also made by this cute and fierce Uncle Matsumoto, and he had no desire to fight at all.

"YO, well done, that's it, kill him!" Masaharu Fukuyama is a little too deep into the play...

"Big brother, this is someone's home field, are you really not afraid that people will beat you up like this?"

Syllable!

Sure enough, the referee Hamada slapped Fukuyama on the head and said, "Fukuyama, you kid, what are you talking about?!!"

"Private Marseille (sorry)!" Fukuyama is also a player, and immediately bowed ninety degrees and apologized.

Seeing such a dog-legged behavior of the male god Fukuyama, everyone at the scene laughed, especially Kiyoshi Sakamoto, who suddenly burst into laughter.

Syllable!

"It hurts!" Kiyoshi Sakamoto touched his head and looked at Fukuyama who beat him suspiciously, as if he was asking "why did you hit me".

"Isn't it funny?" Fukuyama, who was beaten by Hamada, had to hit Kiyoshi Sakamoto and beat him back.

Kiyoshi Sakamoto knew that his laughter annoyed his teacher a little, and suddenly his brain moved, he stood up from the mat, bowed to Masaharu Fukuyama ninety degrees, and said, "Private Marseille (sorry)." ”

It's exactly the same as what Fukuyama did to Hamada just now!

The audience and DOWNTOWN who saw this scene were all bursting with laughter.

Unexpectedly, these two people are so funny, even the posture and words of apology are so similar.

People have to sigh, it is really two masters and apprentices.

Fukuyama looked at the student speechlessly, and complained in his heart, "You can play." ”

Kiyoshi Sakamoto also squeezed his eyes at him.

"Okay, now, Matsumoto VS Sakamoto, the battle between the two has reached a white-hot stage, and the two sides are winning and losing one, who can win the last game?" Hamada saw that the scene was heated up by Fukuyama and Sakamoto, so he continued the duel while it was hot.

"Ready, Start!" Hamada blew the whistle.

"Scissors, rock, paper!" "Scissors, rock, paper!"

Cloth!

It's a tie!

Scissors!

Draw!

Stone!

Sanlianping!!

Matsumoto and Sakamoto both found out, and at the same time thought in their hearts, "It turns out that the opposite one, guessing the fist is such a spicy chicken".

As a result of the three consecutive draws, the atmosphere on the scene became more and more solemn, and Hamada and Fukuyama were also very nervous to see who won in the end.

"Scissors, rock, paper!" "Scissors, rock, paper!"

Rock, scissors!

Matsumoto scissors, Sakamoto stone.

Syllable!

Kiyoshi Sakamoto, who still has an age advantage, won.

Matsu Ben Zhi head, two consecutive hits achieved!

This time Sakamoto Kiyoshi is very well controlled in terms of strength.,After all, it's his own big predecessor on the other side.,It's just playing games.,The effect of the show is okay.,But don't play really.。。。

Matsumoto also felt it.,The strength became smaller.,So he just touched his head lightly.,Deliberately said with an unhappy face, "It's not fun at all.,This game... ”

"Because you didn't win. At this time, Fukuyama's complaint made everyone laugh.

This Uncle Matsumoto is really funny.

"Isn't there something wrong this time?" Uncle Matsumoto asked his partner, Uncle Hamada.

"Huh?" Hamada didn't know what he was referring to.

"Arnold (that), why did I win him so easily just now, but then, how could I lose two sets in a row? "Uncle Matsumoto is still making his last struggle.

"What's suspicious? You can see at a glance that Sakamoto-kun is just showing weakness at the beginning, asking you to lower your guard, and finally defeat you. "Fukuyama, who protects the calf, spits out the groove, and it is also very strong.

Hahaha!

The audience burst out laughing.

"Anyway, I don't really like this game. When Matsumoto went back, he threw out such a sentence.

Kiyoshi Sakamoto was also made by this cute uncle, and his stomach hurt with laughter.

Next, it is Kiyoshi Sakamoto who continues to face Hamada!

Hamada VS Sakamoto!

START!

"Scissors, rock, paper!" "Scissors, rock, paper!"

Rock, scissors!

Kiyoshi Sakamoto won, picked up the big paper fan, and when he hit Hamada on the head, he found that Hamada just got the helmet and blocked Kiyoshi Sakamoto's paper fan attack.

Then, Hamada, who put down his helmet, looked at Sakamoto with a fierce expression.

"It's scary! It's scary!" Kiyoshi Sakamoto found Hamada's eyes, as if he was about to burst into flames, and Sakamoto, who knew that this was the effect of the show, also pretended to be very scared.

"It's like the expression of an ex-convict... Kiyoshi Sakamoto complained about Hamada's orangutan face.

Hahaha!!

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Hamada retorted with a wry smile.

At this time, Matsumoto, who was standing on the side as a referee, stretched out two fingers and said solemnly, "No, it's Nijinnomiya (the person who committed the second offense)." ”

Hearing Uncle Matsumoto's reaction so interesting, Sakamoto Kiyoshi couldn't hold back all of a sudden and laughed.

But someone turned his back and laughed quietly, and the audience could only see his shoulders, shaking.

Fukuyama is on HEY3, probably because Kiyoshi Sakamoto is there, and he has thrown away a lot of idol baggage.

Then, back to the showdown.

"Scissors, rock, paper!" "Scissors, rock, paper!"

Rock! scissors!

Kiyoshi Sakamoto loses!

At a very fast speed, Kiyoshi Sakamoto picked up his helmet and blocked his head.

Duang!

Hamada struck a powerful blow from the paper fan and hit Kiyoshi Sakamoto's helmet.

Wow!

"Tooth white, tooth white, tooth white!" Fukuyama was beside him, surprised to see such a powerful tap, and kept talking.

"It's too messy!" Kiyoshi Sakamoto said with a scared look on his face and jumped up from the mat.

Do you want to be so strong?!!!

In fact, Kiyoshi Sakamoto and Hamada are both acting. Both of them know that this is a music show with a strong variety show, and there is still a variety show effect or something.

It's the HEY3 that originally had a script, but from the moment Masaharu Fukuyama came out, it became a HEY3 that didn't have a script and relied on on-the-spot play.

And Hamada couldn't have imagined that Kiyoshi Sakamoto's stalks were so funny, but the two of them were like this, and there was a wave of comedy without a script in a tacit understanding.

"Scissors, rock, paper!" "Scissors, rock, paper!"

Cloth!

Draw!

"Scissors, rock, paper!" "Scissors, rock, paper!"

Paper!

Or Kiyoshi Sakamoto won.

Kiyoshi Sakamoto will not show mercy this time, pick up the big paper fan, and hit it with all his might!

Hamada, who didn't have time to pick up his helmet, was hit hard.

Suddenly, Hamada picked up the large paper fan at hand, stood up, and hit Sakamoto's head with a blow, and kept tapping continuously.

And when Kiyoshi Sakamoto was hit with the first blow, he reacted. Immediately blocked his head with his hand, but Sakamoto, who had no chance to escape, could only sit on the mat and was hit by Hamada with a paper fan.

And at this time, Matsumoto Fukuyama and the two also quickly came up and grabbed Hamada, who was already in a violent state.

As a result, Masaharu Fukuyama, who came up, was targeted by Hamada, who had shifted the target, and it was a combo that stunned Fukuyama.

At this time, Hamada shifted the target again, and pulled Matsumoto, the partner who was persuaded to fight, and it was a messy beating.

Matsumoto, who was beaten by Hamada for no reason, also covered his head with his hands to resist Hamada's critical blows.

In the end, Matsumoto, who couldn't stand it, vigorously pushed Hamada away and shouted loudly, "Stop!"

Fukuyama Sakamoto and the others on the side looked at Hamada, who stopped, and Matsumoto, who was dried for no reason, and felt confused.

Then, Matsumoto stretched out a palm facing up towards the camera, looked at the camera with a serious face, and said, "Ad time!"

At this moment, the whole scene was full of laughter.

Only then did Sakamoto Kiyoshi know how powerful the two of them were in DOWNTOWN, and they could control it so accurately without a script, and the time to advertise was also ended with a short play.

This made Sakamoto Kiyoshi sigh "Si Guoyi!"