Chapter 471: Sycophancy
Clinton and Hillary Clinton looked at the young man in front of them with incredible countenances, and they couldn't believe that these words came from the mouth of a foreign young man who had just turned 16.
"Hah... Clinton didn't suppress his excitement this time and laughed. "It seems that there are still people who know how much I have contributed to the United States! The top three presidents in the United States in terms of IQ. I haven't seen this online ranking, I'm going to look it up on the Internet in a while, and then I'll call George W. Bush and congratulate him on being in the top three of the US presidents with the lowest IQ. Ha... I'm really happy today!"
Zheng Xudong didn't expect Clinton to be so gossipy, others praised him a few words and was about to confirm it, this is the assessment he saw on the domestic website, who knows if there is anything on the Internet in the United States!
Or Hillary grabbed Clinton, "What do you find? What if you find out, you can go back to being president for another eight years, and then make some kind of foundation, and be impeached again, you are not ashamed!"
Zheng Xudong saw that old Clinton's face was red and white for a while, he really has no status at home!
"You said you were talking to your children and what you were doing! Clinton said with some embarrassment.
"But she can't get over it in my heart, forever... Can't get over ... At this point, Hillary's eyes moistened, and it seemed that the Lewinsky incident hit her hard. "You men add it together, none of them are good... It may be that he didn't say the word "thing" under the Hillary Clinton sitting opposite him, after all, Zheng Xudong opposite is still underage, and it is still not good for the two adults to say these things in front of the child.
Zheng Xudong scratched his head a little embarrassedly, and then said with a wry smile: "Aunt Hillary is right, men are indeed prone to make mistakes when it comes to women, including me too, before I came, Ivanka's father, Mr. Trump, reminded me that I had to deal with women outside, otherwise it would affect his candidacy for president of the United States." β
"What did you say?!I can't have heard me wrong!" Hillary Clinton said, sitting up straight, "That old Trump guy is running for president of the United States! It's one of the funniest jokes I've heard this year! He's running for president of the United States with that big mouth, ha... If he runs, then I will run too, and I will become the first female president of the United States. It's definitely better than that old guy! It's a joke that he chose president!"
Zheng Xudong thought to himself that Trump's election for president is real, Trump really ran for election in 2016, and the opponent of the election is you, Comrade Hillary! The most shameful thing is that you still lost! Don't laugh at people, then you will know what it is like to slap your face! An opponent you look down on will kill you!
"It's impossible for Trump to run for president! Don't listen to his big mouth. Clinton said to Hillary, "You also heard Anton just now, this kid said, men have this problem, it's a common problem, not mine." God can forgive me. β
"God can forgive you, I'll send you to his old man's house now! I don't forgive you anyway, and I won't forgive you for the rest of my life!" Hillary said hatefully.
"Aunt Clinton, why are you still so angry! It's been so long, and I think Mr. Clinton has returned to his normal life and is living with you wholeheartedly. Zheng Xudong can only explain in limited words.
"Yes, don't you see that I have been at home with you and the children all these years after I retired, and I haven't gone anywhere. After Clinton finished speaking, he said to Zheng Xudong: "Child, don't call me Mr. in the future, just call me uncle, just like your Aunt Hillary." β
"Hmph! The Chinese have a good saying, which is called listening to their words and watching their deeds!" Hillary said to her husband.
"Actually, Uncle Clinton, you may have been a little confused in that incident back then, and some politicians in our country have also analyzed the reasons for your impeachment, but in fact, the main thing is not that you have an extramarital affair. β
"Oh! Clinton said with interest. Zheng Xudong's words even Hillary Clinton was interested.
"After the analysis of those experts in our country, in fact, after the incident between you and the White House intern, if you can take the initiative to admit your mistakes, the American people will forgive you, because you European and American countries are not as deeply influenced by the traditional Chinese Confucian culture as we are in Asia. The most typical cases are France and Italy, where presidents and prime ministers often do not have wives, or do not take their wives with them, but bring their lovers on official visits to other countries. But they can get along well in their own country. Speaking of this, Zheng Xudong took a puff of his cigar, exhaled the smoke and said: "But you didn't admit it directly, but lied to the prosecutor who investigated you, and even when you testified in Congress, you put your hand on the Bible and said that you didn't do it." Things were eventually ... The American people can't accept that you're lying with your hands on the Bible. As a result, the polls' approval rating has dropped sharply, and opponents have found an opportunity to initiate impeachment proceedings. You really have to thank Aunt Hillary Clinton for standing by your side and winning you the support of those female voters, you might have become the third president of the United States to be impeached and removed from office. β
In fact, after the "zipper door" turmoil, Clinton's think tank also summed up the successes and failures, which was similar to Zheng Xudong's analysis, and if the think tank had admitted this matter at that time and actively reviewed it, the impeachment process would not have been initiated at all, and the biggest consequence would have been to write a "check" on Capitol Hill and read it in front of the members of the Senate and the House of Representatives. Any man who will guard his wife for the rest of his life and never go out to steal fish, a man will forgive you!
But today's words were spoken by this kid, it's really amazing, if there was a middle-aged man about forty years old sitting opposite, it would be reasonable, but Zheng Xudong was only sixteen years old! He was still underage!
At this time, the butler who had just gone to accompany Sean to "repair the car" came over, handed a small note to Hillary in his hand, and then whispered a few words in her ear, and stood behind Hillary after speaking.
Hillary Clinton looked at the note in his hand, and Zheng Xudong had already seen it with a perspective eye, which was the details and summary of his money in various currencies, and at the bottom it was written that the equivalent of today's dollar price was 51.15 million US dollars. After reading it, Hillary handed it to Clinton next to her, "Butler, is the meal ready?"
"Madame, it's ready to eat at any time. The butler said.
Hillary clinton patted the armrest of the leather sofa with her hand and stood up suddenly, "Now that the meal is ready, Anton, let's go and have a light meal at our house." β
Zheng Xudong was really disgusted when he heard Hillary's words, "It turns out that the cordial conversation just now was all special, if it weren't for the housekeeper sending this small note with various currency values, maybe the conversation would have ended soon, and then today's meeting would have ended, as for eating, hehe, go home and eat, I still want to eat if I don't have money, dream!"
Looking at these two old fritters in the political arena, the performance of the two just now can be said to be seamless, Zheng Xudong really feels that this pair of uncles and aunts are very enthusiastic about him. But these are all illusions.
Zheng Xudong went to the restaurant with them without changing his face, and sure enough, it was a family banquet, steak, vegetable salad, a clear soup, whole wheat bread, and a bottle of meal-grade red wine for more than 20 dollars. Zheng Xudong thought to himself, "These two people usually live so poorly, or are they pretending to be in front of themselves?" He is really uncertain now, if he says who can be selected for the Oscar for Best Actor and Actress, it must not be those actors, but these people who are engaged in politics, the higher their status, the more their acting skills are perfect.
The three of them plus Zheng Xudong said some gossip news about American politics, which is new to Zheng Xudong, after all, it is another situation from the mouth of the person concerned.
After the meal, Clinton's "uncle" patted Zheng Xudong warmly on the shoulder, and then went to walk the dog with his daughter, and Zheng Xudong just followed Hillary to the study of the villa.
Sure enough, as Zheng Xudong thought, as soon as he entered the study, Xiao Ai reminded him that there was a listening device here, Zheng Xudong didn't know if this was Hillary's arrangement to arrest his own incriminating evidence, or if it was the same as Trump's, even she, the secretary of state, didn't know that she was being monitored by others.
If it were someone else, Zheng Xudong could also judge from their facial expressions, but if you want to see what is "greasy" from the faces of these actors and actresses, it is simply impossible! Thinking of this, Zheng Xudong said: "Aunt Hillary, your study is a little depressed, let's go out for a walk, just after eating, taking a walk will help digestion." β
Hillary obviously heard something from Zheng Xudong's words, so she smiled and said: "Okay, it just so happens that I seem to have gained a lot of weight recently, you see that there is fat in this abdomen, let's go out for a walk!"
Coming to the back of the villa, there is a tree-lined path leading to a small hill in the distance, and some artificial landscape has been made on the hill, and the two of them walk one after the other.
"Anton, did you just want to say that the feng shui of my study is not good? I know that you Chinese believe in a kind of house pattern, which is called feng shui, which is very profound! When I was young in college, I once heard you Chinese students talk about it and talked a lot, but in short, I was in a fog and didn't understand it. Hillary asked as she walked.
Her words really stumped Zheng Xudong, the most important thing is that Zheng Xudong is not sure that Hillary knows that there is a listening device in her study, and if she knows, it is aimed at herself, and she wants to use clichΓ©s to make herself admit to killing American agents, but if she doesn't know, it is the same as Trump, and the listening equipment was placed by her hostile political party or forces.
"What should I say?" this made Zheng Xugong difficult.