Wu didn't pay much attention to the lectures in class, either doing it or doing that. Recently, I fell in love with folding five-pointed stars with plastic tubes, and I saw that many girls were folding them, and it seemed to have become a fashion trend. Originally, it was gradually infected by one or two, and the whole class was folding, and even Lin Qiuyu, who loves to learn, also folded this thing after class.

Unconsciously, the wind direction gradually changed from who can fold it beautifully to what to fold, and some people even developed six plastic pipes to fold together, and the five-pointed star made is big and beautiful.

However, this made it difficult for me to break a plastic pipe at the table, and she couldn't break a plastic pipe.

"Wow, why is this thing so difficult?" Wu suddenly slapped my thigh hard and yelled at me. I opened my eyes to see what was going on, only to find that Wu was staring at the plastic pipe in his hand and was in a difficult situation.

At this time, my thighs were still in a state of pain and numbness, I rubbed them, and said helplessly: "You also play with others, don't you know because you don't know because of your bad brain? Isn't this looking for sin? How good it is to sleep with me, and you don't have to think too much." ”

"Sleep on you big-headed ghost. Wu Yue scolded angrily. When she saw that I was about to lie down again, she pulled me up, "Don't sleep, will you break?"

I thought about it, nodded and said, "A little." Fold the straw backwards and turn the left tube to the bottom right. Fold the top tube down to the left and lift both tubes together. Then wrap the left tube through the right tube and fold it to the bottom right to wrap the upper tube through the lower tube, the two tubes are turned up at the same time to close the first corner between the two tubes, the left tube wraps through the first corner, the upper tube is turned over to the bottom and the tube is folded to the end, one of the tubes passes through the star, and it is trimmed after being tightened. ”

"I was like this yesterday, why can't I do it today......"

"It's a little bit of work, that'...... You fold it for me first to see if it's a trick problem. ”

"I'll have to show XX later, I haven't figured it out yet, I'm really in a hurry. ”

"Well, don't rush, take your time, can you fold it for me first?"

"I've seen other people's folds very well before, and I knew I was asking them. ”

"You fold it to ...... first"

"If I don't get it done before noon, then I'll be ashamed, eh, it's annoying!"

"Don't get excited, you fold first, let me see what the problem is. ”

"What? You want to see?"

"Yes!"

"Why?"

"You have to turn the other way around, if you do it wrong, then it's wrong. So I need to know that you don't follow the steps I gave you. ”

"I don't understand what it means. ”

“……”

"You speak. ”

"The first thing is to fold the straw backwards and turn the left tube to the bottom right......"

"Oh, I see. That is, to fold it in reverse, and continue if you can. ”

"Yes, yes, you fold it for me first. ”

"Are you angry?"

"No, why am I angry?"

"You're obviously angry, aren't you...... What are you angry about? Did I say something wrong? You make it clear to me, and I can apologize if I'm wrong. ”

"Really, I'm not angry, really. ”

"Then why do you keep stressing it?"

"No, let's talk about this fold, aren't you in a hurry to get it out?"

"You've been talking about folding?"

"Yes, I've been talking about the folding of this pentagram. ”

"You really can, you boys just don't listen to people well. ”

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry, that...... Can you fold it?"

"Look at you, you're really angry!"

"I'm not angry! I'm not angry......"

"You're still murdering me! You're just angry, I'm in a hurry to tell you now. ”

"No, I didn't...... Well, can you fold it first, even if it's a little bit......"

"Don't talk about what a five-pointed star, I'm not talking about a five-pointed star but you now!"

"I'm sorry, don't be angry, can't I be wrong......"

"It's not that you're wrong, it's that I'm wrong, I shouldn't have asked you!"

"Oh my God, spare me!"

With a cry of pain, the class bell rang.

Even in class, Wu October was still burying his head in folding the five-pointed star, but he couldn't fold it no matter how he folded it. I couldn't stand it, so I grabbed it and said, "Watch how I get it." ”

Wu Yue snorted, and came over with an excited face, and his body was tightly clinging to me, making me hot. However, the next second, she suddenly pointed at me and shouted: "Teacher, he plays with pentagram in class!"

Her scream caused the class to turn their heads to me, and my fingers involuntarily fiddled with the plastic tube. My face suddenly turned from white to red, and at this time, Wu Shiyue grimaced at me and said, "Who let you just murder me, this is retribution." ”

At this time, the math teacher Bai Yi knocked on the podium and said, "Maybe Mo Jianchu understands the steps to solve this college entrance examination question, so he doesn't need to listen to the class." Then let's ask Mo Jianchu to come up and explain this question. ”

When I looked at the blackboard full of questions, my eyes went black, and I stood up and walked towards the blackboard amid everyone's gloating gaze. This college entrance examination question is divided into three small questions, and the difficulty gradually increases. For math problems, I always have an idea - only do the first two questions, and omit the latter directly. Because the first two questions are relatively simple, the last question must be very complicated, and the exam time is urgent, so simply make the easy ones first, and put the difficult ones directly behind.

Therefore, although the college entrance examination questions on the blackboard look complicated, it is not difficult to do if it is actually regarded as only two questions. I wrote down the steps of the first two questions, and wrote "omitted" directly on the answer to the third question.

This scene not only made the whole class think that I was playing tricks, but also made Teacher Bai Yi feel helpless, if you want to say that I don't know anything, I will also do a little. But at this time, Teacher Bai Yi definitely wouldn't praise me, so he could only say: "If you don't listen well in class, you won't understand the third question with the highest score." You still have to take this as a warning and get the highest score possible. ”

"Teacher, I know that there is someone who must know the steps to solve the third question. At this time, I suddenly said to Teacher Bai Yi.

The whole class looked sideways when they heard what I said, and they all guessed who I was talking about. Many people take it for granted that Lin Qiuyu, the top student in our class, seems to think that she must be fine. Lin Qiuyu was embarrassed to be looked at, and lowered his head and didn't dare to look at me. I also know that Lin Qiuyu is a scholar, but what I want to point out is not her, but the person who retaliated against me.

"Teacher, that person is the class leader Wu October. ”

Bai Yi looked at me suspiciously, and then turned his head to look at Wu Shiyue in the last row, as if he was wondering what the hell we were doing. The whole class knew that Wu Shiyue's grades were mediocre, and he was the worst in mathematics, and he often even failed. I ordered her to come up to make her ugly, and everyone instantly understood that I had bad intentions, and they all looked at Wu October with caring eyes, as if they wanted to help her. From this little detail, I can see that this girl has won most people's hearts while I am away.

Wu Yue actually stood up with confidence and said in front of the class: "That's right, I do know the last question." I'm going to let you, the bad student who doesn't listen to the class, see how the good student works. ”

After that, I walked straight forward, snatched the chalk in my hand, and wrote the steps to solve the problem on the blackboard little by little. The moment she put down her pen, the class burst into applause. Wu Yue waved his hand very vigorously and said: "This is normal play, normal play." ”

I looked at Wu October with great suspicion, her thick skin made me unable to complain, but Lin Qiuyu was thin-skinned. As soon as I cast my eyes on her in the last row, she immediately retracted, not daring to look at me. It can be seen that she has a problem, otherwise with Wu Yue, a scumbag, how could she solve the last question.

I don't break it, because it's useless.

This class is quite interesting, with Wu October here, it seems that everything is interesting. At least this is the psychology of the whole class, and there are still people who are reluctant to give up after class and call the teacher not to leave. I know, they just don't want to go to the upcoming PE class.

When it comes to sports, no one is more fanatical than Wu October, and he would rather run a dozen laps in the playground than sit in the classroom and listen to the lectures. Wu Shiyi pulled me into the playground first, "Now start special training for you!"

My face was full of confusion, and I couldn't figure out what she meant.

Wu Yue explained: "Every time the big war is completed, all the two-dimensional protagonists have to undergo special training to defend against more powerful alien enemies. Dye your hair and transform into a super human, giving the audience a refreshing feeling, similar to the feeling of 'Wow! ”

I waved my hand and said, "You will be scolded by fans for complaining so blatantly about the general direction of "Dragon X Ultra". You must remember that we are a serious novel that integrates hard work and blood, and our aim is to 'persevere,' 'struggle,' and 'win'! The work we do is to take bloody fighting as the first priority. Okay, after saying that I was sleepy, I went back to sleep, and when the world war called me to wake up. ”

"Hey, hey, are you going to sleep for a long time? I'm finally going to make an appearance, at least to save face, right?" a man stopped my way. The man in front of him was very young, with long hair and fair skin, which made people mistake him for a woman, but he spoke neutrally and very masculine.

I looked at him suspiciously, "Who are you? Which chapter mentions you? Just come out so suddenly, have you considered the mental acceptance of the author and the reader? If an elderly person is frightened, can you be responsible? Apologize quickly. ”

At this time, Wu October jumped out and interjected: "He is the boss of this chapter and even the next chapter, named Xu Gongqi, very popular, has hosted various evening parties of the school many times, he is handsome and rich, and he is a typical 'brick and stone king' in the student world." ”

"Oh oh oh, school grass is it, make all men envious and jealous, right, I didn't say that because I was jealous, cut. Obviously handsome, it's just to attract people, have you ever considered the protagonist who is ugly and bald? Saitama will cry and faint in the toilet. Hurry up and apologize to Saitama!" I squatted on the ground and drew a large cake with a round face, adding two small circles as eyes, and a mouth as a circle.

"When Saitama sensei sees you draw him like this, he will not be blinded. This is the true face of Saitama Sensei. Xu Gongqi was embarrassed, and then squatted down and drew a large circle on the ground, the two eyes are circles, the mouth is a circle, and even the nose is a circle.

Wu October also entered the battle, and the three of them used all their resources to argue that their paintings were better.

"Hey, what are you three playing with pee and mud there?!I wonder if it's class now?!" As we argued, the gym teacher's angry scolding put an end to the fight.

Xu Gongqi looked miserable, covered his heart and said: "Since I started kindergarten, I haven't been fighting for the first place once, I didn't expect to be on a par with you in painting, I haven't met such a strong opponent for a long time." Next time, I will definitely win. ”

I waved my hand and said, "With your three-legged cat kung fu, it's not difficult for me to abuse you." ”

Wu Yuyue watched Xu Gongqi leave and said, "Wow, even the escape posture is so stylish." It's over, I'm going to fall in love with him! Hey, why do you think he's so handsome? Handsome! He deserves to be the prince charming of the girls in the school. ”

"Do you already think of yourself as the girl in the whole school? Don't forget that you're set up to take over from the king and work. ”

"That's right! Wang Ji's job is to play. Which girl doesn't commit nymphomaniac? Just allow you boys to masturbate to XX films, and don't allow us girls to masturbate against the male god YY?"

"Anyway, aren't you going to do special training? I went to sleep under the tree. ”

"Wrong, it's 'we' who need special training. ”

"Why are you pulling me?"

"Isn't it because you're the protagonist? Isn't it because you're the brain-dead author who writes a novel from a first-person perspective? All the characters have to revolve around you, and there is no role without you. It's really, the brain-dead author is obviously very lame but pretends to be very good, and he really wants to beat him. ”

"Me too, always writing that I'm going to die and live for a while, have you taken into account my dignity as the protagonist? At least give me a set of magic skills to bombard the little soldiers, even a little minion can overthrow me. The dream chapter has written a lot of nonsense to make up the word count. ”

"Forget it, when he is young and ignorant, forgive him. Just fix it. ”

“……”

Half of the class time has passed, and we are still counting the authors, and we don't have the slightest intention of special training, although I don't know what the special training Wu Shiyue refers to is. When it was time for free activities, I saw Wu Yue pull Lin Qiuyu aside to whisper, and he didn't let me follow.

I could only wait for them to finish whispering.

Wu Shiyue took Lin Qiuyu's hand and walked over, nodded at me, looked like he was done, and said with a smile: "It's done." ”

I was confused by her, and I was about to ask her what the hell she was doing, Lin Qiuyu said timidly at this time: "Sister Wu is teaching me how to complain...... She said that if she didn't complain, she wouldn't be able to survive in this world......"

"What? what's this weird premise?" I asked, scratching my head, confused.

Wu Yue said to Lin Qiuyu, patted his chest and said: "When you speak, you have to be tough, and you can have confidence when you complain." Our novel is always in danger of bankruptcy, the author is unhappy and gives us up and doesn't write, pleasing the author is the most important thing at the moment, instead of thinking about how to fight against various organizations and all kinds of aliens in the future, it is better to think about the current situation. Just like the Shu State during the Three Kingdoms War, at first Liu Bei was currying favor with Liu Biao to have a hegemon, so that the Three Kingdoms could be established. ”

I held my forehead speechless and said, "Qiu Yu, don't be infected by her brain waves." Don't worry, this novel won't be abandoned, because I can't find a reason to give it up yet. ”