652. Farm Food
The Scorching Sun Mercenary Regiment stayed at Niu Guangcai's farmhouse in Kangjiazhuang Village, Dule Township, Y County, Baoding, HB.
A man with a scar on his face in the Scorching Sun Corps asked the member with an Asian face, "Why is his code name called Lao San, and the code names within the entire corps are all action names, except for him!", the scar-faced team member said that "Lao San" was spoken in Chinese, and the pronunciation was not standard, but it was good to bite his tongue.
"Alpaca, this is a part of Chinese culture, you don't understand!" After speaking, the third child turned around and came to the vegetable garden planted in the yard, threw down a large eggplant with purple skin and shiny thirty-five centimeters, brushed the ash on the outer skin of the eggplant with his hand, and then stuffed it directly into his mouth.
The scarface code name in the Scorching Sun Corps is "Alpaca", he didn't pay attention to the "third child" when he was enjoying the eggplant alone, and he stepped forward to break about ten centimeters from the remaining eggplant, and then put it in his mouth and bit off a piece, and handed the remaining part to the "blue wolf", chewing while saying: "It's an eggplant! Nothing special! Blue wolf, don't believe you taste it!"
The blue wolf chewed the piece handed to him by the alpaca and then spit it out, "This is raw eggplant, it doesn't taste good, the third child is really a weirdo!"
The alpaca saw that the wolf vomited the eggplant, and he felt that eating the raw eggplant was also a bit different, so he also vomited.
A young man with dyed green hair laughed when he saw that the wolf and the alpaca had vomited out the eggplant, "The wolf, the alpaca, do you eat vegetable salad? You're so interesting!"
"Red monkey, don't you see the third child eating?" said the alpaca to the guy whose hair was dyed green.
"The third is Chinese, the name is strange, eating raw eggplant is also strange, the whole person is very strange! By the way, the third old, tell me why your name is called the third old! Why not call the eldest and the second?" asked the green-haired "red monkey".
The "third child" ate the remaining eggplant in three bites, and then said with a sense of happiness: "In our country, the boss not only means that he is the eldest son in the family, but also has the meaning of leader, captain, etc., just like the blue wolf is the boss of our scorching sun mercenary group. ”
"What about the second one? Does the second one represent the second-in-command, like our alpaca. The red monkey asked curiously.
"The third child" shook his head with a smile, pointed to the crotch of his pants, and then said: "In most parts of northern China, at least more than 300 million people call the bird in the crotch the second child. So there is an element of swearing. But if this person is really the second son at home, everyone will either call him by his name, or call the second brother, the second brother, etc., and usually will not use the title of the second brother. ”
At this time, everyone knew that "the second old" meant "that root" in northern China! The Chinese Chinese language is really amazing!
The red monkey stared at the alpaca and was about to call "second", when he saw the alpaca glaring at him, "Red monkey, if you dare to say that word, I will stuff my second child into your mouth, and then burst directly in your mouth, you know me, I will do what I say!"
The red monkey quickly swallowed the "second child" in his mouth raw, and then asked the "third child", "Does the third child have any special meaning?"
"The third child means the third son in the family, the fourth and fifth children are also the same, there is no special meaning!" the third child explained.
"Oh no, the third one, how do you rank if you have a girl in your family? If you have two older sisters, are you the first boy also called the third one?" asked the blue wolf aloud.
"Blue wolf, the custom handed down in our country for 2,000 years is to favor sons over daughters, so girls are not ranked at home, only boys, if I only have two sisters above, I am the boss. I know elsewhere, at least in the North. ”
"Is that the same now?" asked the alpaca.
"Now family planning has one child, and they are all only children, and there is no need to be ranked. ”
"What if we have a second or third child?" asked one of the youngest members of the team, with a slightly reddened skin.
This sentence seemed to evoke bad memories in the third child's mind, and I saw the corners of his eyes jump a few times, and then said: "If there is another child, it will be killed very humanely!"
"OH MY GOD!
"You're talking about miscarriage!" asked the third child.
"Yes, it is a very inhumane forced abortion. The third child gritted his teeth and said.
At this time, everyone saw that the "third child" must be a person with a story on this issue, so they didn't continue to ask.
The small-skinned and tanned team member is called "Rabbit", he saw that the atmosphere was not right, so he smartly changed the topic and asked the blue wolf, "Blue wolf, I like that star named Anton very much, I watched him imitate Michael Jackson's performance on the Internet the day before yesterday, can we not kill him?"
"No problem, you choose between him and the dollar. The wolf glanced at the rabbit and then went into the house without speaking.
"Rabbit, I think you are getting more and more wrong, this kind of question is also to ask the blue wolf, what kind of mercenary are you so caring to come out and be a mercenary!" The alpaca glared at the rabbit and entered the house.
After all the members of the scorching sun entered the house, the blue wolf gathered everyone in the east room, and then said: "Everyone listen, I think everyone already knows about this mission, it is to kill a person, this person is a star, he has been very active recently, of course his identity has nothing to do with us, we are mercenaries, this time we are performing a killer mission, it stands to reason that the red monkey can be completed with a sniper, but this star is about to participate in military training, and the location of military training is in a military camp in the mountains ten kilometers away from here, this is the difficulty of our mission." My idea is that it's better not to make too much noise, quietly kill the target, and then quickly get out of here, after all, the circle says that China is a forbidden place for mercenaries, and I don't think it's groundless! Another point is that the employer requires that the target be videotaped when he is killed. This is something we haven't done before, so we can only take out the target at close range by throwing away the sniper method, but I don't think it's much of a problem for us in the scorching sun. After lunch a while, everyone took this military camp as the center to conduct reconnaissance with a radius of five kilometers in four directions, southeast, northwest, and north, familiarize themselves with the local terrain, and look for at least three retreat routes after completing their tasks. Do you have any questions?"
The other five team members said in unison, "No!"
At this time, Niu Guangcai was holding a stainless steel basin in both hands, and three middle-aged women came to the house behind him, "Come, come, come, let's eat, this food is hard at noon today!" A few guests from afar, four dishes and one soup at noon today, stewed mushrooms with little stupid chicken, stewed potatoes with beef, three fresh grounds, scrambled eggs with shallots, and a seaweed egg soup, the staple food is the local specialty, yellow steamed buns, enough!"
Niu Guangcai said, the third side translated these dishes to the other team members, everyone saw that the dishes are really big, they are all served in small steel basins, and they are all freshly fried, and they are still steaming, the third said: "Brothers, these are hot dishes, they have to be hot, they are not delicious when they are cold, sit down and taste our local specialties!"
Niu Guangcai was still worried that these foreigners would not use chopsticks, but he didn't expect that although they were clumsy in using chopsticks, it didn't delay them at all.
"Third child, what's this dish called... Di Sanxian, it's hard to say this nickname, but it's delicious!" said the alpaca while stuffing the yellow bun into his mouth and holding the ground Sanxian with chopsticks.
"And this chicken stew with mushrooms, why do Americans have to make chicken into fried chicken nuggets, it's delicious!" said the blue wolf with a sigh.
"I like this beef stew, the beef is terrible, it doesn't stuff your teeth at all, and the potatoes are also very noodle, and they are even more fragrant after soaking in beef broth, really brothers, I have eaten their beef stew with potatoes in Moscow, and it is far worse than this. "That's from a member of the team who doesn't like to talk much, and his nickname is Groundhog.
"I love here, I love China, I love Chinese food!" said the red monkey as he ate the fourth yellow bun.
Everyone was satisfied with this meal, and after the meal, everyone went separately to inspect the environment.
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Dule Township has jurisdiction over six natural villages, of which Kangjiazhuang Village is only one of them, in another village south of Dule Village, on August 31, this day also came to six foreign "tourists", one of them speaks Cantonese (harmonious) East Mandarin, and the other five people are all black and shiny blacks, they also stayed in a farmhouse, lived here, as if they had a heart, after lunch, these six people also entered the mountain with great interest.
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In the 35047 company, the company commander Gao Huaide was smoking a cigarette alone, looking at the mountains in the distance, and then watching a group of male erupting hormones on the playground running around the runway, shouting the slogan "One, two, one... One, two, one... One, two, three, four... ”
"It's so disturbing, I can't stop for a while to run. "Gao Huaide is worried, he just received the old chief... Gongzi's phone passed two pieces of news on the phone, one good and one bad, the good thing is that on September 1, freshmen from Chinese universities outside the capital will come to his company for military training for half a month. This is definitely good news, staying in this mountain for half a year, the "birds" below are all suffocating, and their eyes are full of "bald brains and eggs", and they are trained like black potatoes one by one, and they have no desire. Occasionally, when I dream back at midnight, I can occasionally "that" in my dreams. It's great.,There's going to be a lot of beautiful girls who have just come of age here.,Although you can't do anything.,But it's good to have an eye addiction.,Half a month of eye addiction!
But there is also bad news to the good news!