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First of all, I would like to thank the party and the country for cultivating me, as a generation that grew up under the five-star red flag, I deeply feel the warmth of the party, and I express my high respect for the party with a solemn Young Pioneers salute!

In fact, my fate is very tragic, I have a powder fracture since I was a child, and I am blind in both eyes, so don't care how I use the keyboard to type on the computer screen in "The Son of Heaven", I firmly believe that as long as there is perseverance, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle, the ants move Mount Tai, the mayfly shakes the tree, the east is not bright and the west is bright, and the south is dark and there is the north. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Okay, the gag is over, let's get it official.

"The Son of Heaven" is on the shelves today, and I have always written about it to this day, and I won't take out those bad things during the period to win sympathy.

In my imagination, every day I am happy codeword, happy update, the reality is too cruel, wipe tears.

Today, I invite Li Yuanhao, the heroine of "The Son of Heaven", to appear.

Li Yuanhao: "Thank you, thank you, hello, Yinglan." ”

Me: "Hello, Yuan Hao!"

Li Yuanhao: "I'm still used to being called Your Majesty by others." ”

Me: "Okay, Yuan Hao. Yuan Hao, do you prefer the title Li Yuanhao, or Li Yuanying?"

Li Yuanhao: "I prefer the title of His Majesty the Emperor. ”

Me: "Okay, Yuan Hao, do you have anything to say about today?"

Li Yuanhao: "There are many, first of all, I want to thank the party and the country for cultivating me, in fact, my fate is very tragic...... What do you mean by those grinning faces?"

Me: "It's okay, I have a toothache." Let's change the topic, Yuan Hao, do you have any opinions on me? "The Son of Heaven" is intermittently 250,000 words. ”

Li Yuanhao: "I don't have any big opinions, I listed a few last night, not much, just more than 300." First, the update is slow, your writing is too poor, your temper is too stinky, sometimes too capricious, the story structure is not fine enough, and the reviews are bad. Second, it doesn't show my domineering as the protagonist at all, and I am a little weak in writing, both temperament and cultivation, and I have a bad review. Third, when it came to 250,000 words, I didn't even say that I was cultivating to a level, and I was very tired and tired from reading, and I had a bad review...... Hmm, what are you crackling about?"

Me: "The finale of the next chapter of "The Son of Heaven" is simple and clear, you should like it, a total of four words - Li Yuanhao, pawn. ”

Li Yuanhao: "You dare, believe it or not, I will go back and be a villain, and I will stab you every day!"

Me: "Give you a hundred guts, the old lady is the master of this book! Ha, Li Yuanhao, you are too naΓ―ve, do you think you can curse me by drawing circles there? ”

Li Yuanhao: "I'm all ripe, it's better to be a little more mature." You look at the protagonists of other novels, which one is not majestic and heroic, and the shot is to attract everyone's shock, a fart can collapse the sky, and others can feel the suffocation and coercion when they burp. I am the emperor of heaven, and I am bullied by this and that every day, no one stands up to praise me, I can't be in the limelight at all, what's the use of being this protagonist!"

Me: "Don't cry, don't cry, it's not time yet, you will definitely be majestic and dominate the world in the future, you must endure loneliness, this book is slow to heat, slow to heat ......"

Li Yuanhao: "It's still slow to heat, those street books all say that they are slow to heat, and "The Female Son of Heaven" has already hit the street." ”

Me: "Sister, that's a heart-wrenching statement. ”

Li Yuanhao: "No, give you a tissue, don't cry, I also know that you are bitter and feel uncomfortable." I'm an emperor anyway, I don't have to worry about food and clothing in the book, I have endless money, I can eat some hot pot, and I can fight wits with others, but it's you, an older female dick, an otaku rotten girl, and a shy bag, and I can't get three copper plates out of my wallet. However, then again, it's not your fault that you're poor and frustrated, and there's no way to do it if God doesn't reward you for eating with your face, so you can only use the keyboard to type out the words of Lonely Fang's self-appreciation, and no one has read it, and no one cares when you cry in the dead of night. ”

Me: "Don't say it, give your sister a way to live, okay?"

Li Yuanhao: "I'm sorry, come, hug, hug." Next time, bring Shen Ning'er to relieve your boredom. ”

Me: "Don't, don't, this girl's mouth is even more poisonous, I'm afraid I can't stand it, and I can't help but kill myself." ”

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Above, let's be happy, Yinglan doesn't say the hardships along the way, it's too hypocritical, because there is really nothing worth writing about, if you break your leg during the period, get a powder fracture all over your body, lose your eyesight, and keep updating, no need to remind, Yinglan must write it out to win sympathy, but fortunately, I am very healthy.

For the readers' thanks, I will add your names to the novel without a trace (those who vote for recommendations and rewards, I can only see these readers), if you read it, please smile, as for the name is a string of numbers, I can only apologize, "The Son of Heaven" really can't be added.

Yinglan has always thought of herself as an experienced Internet writer, and the reality is a slap in the face, and it snaps, thanks to the reminder of Le Deyin, the author of "The First Female Champion of Rebirth", otherwise Yinglan doesn't know that she can apply directly to the editor in charge of the shelf, embarrassed face,.

It's on the shelf.,You must abide by the basic rules of the network.,If you don't abide by it.,It's a hooligan.,Shameless.,Two chapters are updated every day.,Sometimes some chapters are 4000-5000 words.,It's not suitable to be split into 2000 words.,Everyone forgive me.,"The Son of Heaven" 230,000 words,A total of 74 chapters were written.,It can be seen that some chapters are absolutely more than 3000 words.,"The Son of Heaven" has fewer updated chapters, but the number of updated words is not a lot.

Ask for the first order, ask for a collection, ask for a recommendation, it's the first time to ask, I haven't asked before, and I kneel and roll around.

Yinglan and Yuan Hao, I bow and thank you here!

Finally, say to yourself: the most important thing in writing is to be happy.