Mark said: "There are requirements to be my girlfriend. ”

Amber said, "What requirements?"

Mark said, "Baby, sit here and eat something first." He pointed to the opposite seat as he began to pour the wine, the smell of food and wine wafting through the small restaurant.

Amber sat across from him in a graceful manner, picked up the red wine, took a sip elegantly, and said, "Why are you willing to take me to rob?" ”

Mark said: "It's not easy to be my girlfriend, the appearance must be beautiful, the words and deeds must be ladylike and elegant, in bed is the most prodigal slut, she must unconditionally support my career, I can play outside, but she can't, it's better not to have any friends of the opposite sex, to be my girlfriend can only be my subordinate, it's difficult." ”

Amber said: "What's the fun of being like that, you selfish control freak, let's maintain a pure friendship." ”

Mark drank his coffee and said slowly: "As a well-known figure in society, every move is easy to attract the attention of the low, I don't care how many men you have in the past, but from this moment on, there can only be me, if I see that you have a relationship with other men, the relationship between us will stop immediately." ”

Amber said: "I'm not surprised that you have such good conditions, and Blake will insist on breaking up." ”

Mark's face sank and he said, "One more thing, don't be in front of Blake in front of me in the future." ”

Amber was dissatisfied from her heart, this relationship is too unequal, too unfair, but in order to taste the taste of this famous Hollywood director, she must be patient, she cut the sausage with a knife, and said: "This sausage is too small, it's not the type I like." ”

Mark said: "I'm sorry to say these disappointing words, but with an agreement, everyone can deal with it clearly, I have my own successful career, love has become a luxury, it takes time and energy to maintain, this is exactly what I lack, just the relationship of sex can make it all easy." ”

Amber said: "Rich people are not happy. ”

Mark said: "It's better than worrying about firewood, rice, oil and salt every day, I just ended a relationship, and I feel very emotional." ”

Amber said: "How do I explain our relationship to people, we are surrounded by acquaintances, and reporters will ask questions. ”

Mark said: "I'm starting to regret it, I want to have less trouble, and now the trouble is coming." ”

Amber stood up, loosened the towel on her body, sat gently into his arms, hooked his neck, offered a fragrant kiss, and said, "You will feel that it is worth it." ”

Holding this perfect stunner with the warm fragrance of nephrite, Mark also has this feeling, waking up to the power of the world, drunk and lying on the knees of beauty, this is what men should pursue.

Amber looked at Mark with watery eyes and said, "I have a request?"

Mark said: "You took off your clothes before you put forward the conditions?"

Amber said: "I don't have the right to care how many women you have, but when you sleep with me, you can only have me in your heart." ”

Mark said, "OK!"

Amber knelt down like a boneless...... (Two thousand words of boring pornographic depictions are omitted here.) ）

After the passion, Mark felt that his whole body was everywhere, he obviously felt less nervous and anxious, after the murder, his heart that had been in a state of high tension was also relaxed, and the negative emotions were released through sex, which was effective, looking like Amber who was miserably, and said: "It's not the first time for you, are you so uncomfortable?"

Amber blushed and said shyly, "It's almost the first time, it's embarrassing." ”

Mark felt that this woman was too good at deceiving people, and decided to debunk her and said, "You don't have *hymens anymore." ”

Amber said: "The *hymen of the girl riding the horse, which one was not given to the horse? I don't mean that I am the *woman, but you are not my first lover." ”

Mark only felt that the sky was thundering, and he was full of dopamine after sexual pleasure, he hugged her lovingly, and wanted to be one, and now he was shocked when he heard Amber, his whole body stiffened, and he exclaimed: "You are a man?"

Amber said: "It's just over, you don't even know if I'm a man or a woman?"

Mark said, "How much silicone do you have on your body?"

Amber said: "You haven't personally inspected the place on my body, can't you tell if it's true or not?"

Mark said, "Lesbian?"

Amber said unhappily: "You disdain homosexuality?"

Mark said: "It's not a matter of discrimination, I would rather associate with someone with normal sexual orientation, and it would be humiliating if, like Rose, his wife was robbed by a woman." ”

He refers to the fact that the girlfriend of the male protagonist Ross in "Friends" who has been in love for seven years is gay, and was snatched away by another gay, which is very joyful, if it is replaced by himself, it will not be funny.

Amber said: "I'm also a normal woman! What is the difference between you me and your girlfriend just now? It's just that I like women more, can it be that when you fall asleep, a man suddenly pops out of my body and explodes your * flower!"

Mark said: "You are a good Lala, there are so many girls on the street who don't tease, why are you flirting with me, a stinky man?"

Amber said: "If I understand correctly, it should be that you flirt with me first, you invite me to make a movie, in order to show gratitude, I invite you to dinner, this is the most basic etiquette, but you, there is a scary green light in your eyes, I see the same gaze in countless stinky men who want to be on me, which is similar to the gaze of a jackal when he sees a little sheep." ”

Mark didn't feel that he was so obscene and impatient, and he said, "Why don't you refuse?"

Amber puffed out her chest: "Sister, I haven't seen any wind and waves, I will be afraid of you guy, on the day of the hijacking, I watched "Hollywood Celebrity Ranks" when I didn't work, and you were rated as the top 20 sexiest men, and you can also be called the most sleepy man in the women's world, as soon as you came, I recognized it, and I was thinking that I didn't believe in God anymore, and he also sent sweetheart to my mouth? But seeing you hiding at the bottom of the stage in embarrassment, I thought it was a golden glue gun, which was useless, who knew that you suddenly made a move, killed two bandits in one fell swoop, and straightened me on the spot, at that time I was willing to give birth to a child for you. ”

"It's weird, I've never been in a gay relationship," Mark said. ”

Amber said: "Homosexuality is not a monster and a pervert, we have to eat and work together, and we must abide by the law, you just did it with me when you were not the same as usual, are you fucking a man?"

Mark said, "Are you sure you don't like women?"

Amber said: "I don't look at the girls' chests and thighs for the past two days, I just want to sleep with you, Mark, you are very good, this is completely different from doing it with women, I am in love with this, if I still like girls, how about bringing them home and flying with you?"

This suggestion is too attractive, too evil, Mark Yiyi sternly refused, if he is not bare-assed, and still hugging a **, he has a bit of the demeanor of a decent gentleman.

Amber said: "Believe me, no matter who you fancie, I will bring it for you." ”

Mark said: "I just want to find a female companion, not Mommy San, if I have a fancy to it, I will go to the bubble." ”

Amber's face showed a look of pity.

Mark said: "What you have to do is keep a low profile. ”

Amber said, "I still want to publish in the newspaper that I am on King Mark?"

Fifty-one-year-old Depp and twenty-eight-year-old Amber met during the filming of the movie "Rum Diary" in 2011 and got engaged in 2012.

"Good afternoon, my beloved Tonto (this is Depp's character in the movie The Lone Ranger), this blonde Texas bitch wants you. ”

This is Hollywood's *** picture, Amber appeared naked, holding this sign to show her love to Depp, she used this means to provoke Depp, and soon let Captain Jack, who has read countless women, overturn the gutter, and soon catch the tens of billions of tycoon Tesla President Marx, Mark defined her as a generation of enchantresses, a stunner like a vixen, such a stunner, the man didn't want to get on, he decided to take a step ahead of Captain Jack and landed first.

Mark said, "I won't admit it. ”

Amber said, "But I have a full set of videos of what we do!" She took out a camera phone like a trick, took out Mark like a treasure, opened the video, opened the video, it was a video of Mark rolling the sheets with her, and he didn't know when she took it.

Mark slapped his forehead.

Amber praised: "Honey, you did a good job, if you go bankrupt, you can do this, it must be better than the big bird Ruchi, don't delete it, I haven't finished it yet?"

Mark deleted the video directly, and he said viciously: "If you do these small actions in the future, I will kill you." ”

Amber said: "I just want to record our sweet moments, you think I want to use this to trick you, you are too worried, we are just friends, either party is dissatisfied, you can withdraw at any time." ”

Mark said: "You understand, in some aspects you sacrificed your freedom, I will compensate you back in some aspects, with my help, you can easily achieve your ideals." ”

Amber said: "I understand, I am greedy for your money, you are greedy for my beauty, we attract each other, use each other, there is no love only to do." ”

Mark pinched her chin and said, "You're smart. "Mark felt like he had completely turned bad, a scumbag who played with women.

Amber said: "Since you suspect that I have silicone stuffed on my body, why don't you check it carefully and confirm that it is correct?"

Mark said, "Of course!" Of course, he would not fall asleep so early with a big beauty in his arms.

Mark came to bed in the middle of the night, found Amber leaving his embrace, quietly put on his clothes, then rummaged through Mark's pocket, took the key, carefully put it in his pocket, and tiptoed away.

Mark pretended not to wake up, as a person who practiced martial arts, he was extremely alert, and it was easy to wake up, what is this woman doing? Agent? This is impossible, is it a competitor, this is very likely, who sent it? What do you want to do?