Chapter 80: Funny
The smoke and dust outside the Fuzhen Division were flying, the palace guards were hit hard, lying on the ground and groaning, if the steppe wolf guard or Tiefutu was there in person, they would have already reorganized the formation at this moment to besiege the Fuzhen Division, but now they are surrounded by the palace guards outside the Fuzhen Division, in the words of Tiefutu: "A group of soft sheep who have never seen the world." "After a baptism of explosion, I never dared to take a step forward.
In the Fuzhen Division, Wen Zhiqian was also uncomfortable, he was in the center of the explosion, bearing the brunt, the sound waves vibrate, the tiles splashed, and at the moment he was hiding under the table in the corner, covering his ears with his hands, and he Binzhi was blocking the Fuzhen Division. When the explosion sounded, Wen Zhiqian was very unkind and pulled He Binzhi, who "will become friends", in front of him.
The sound of the explosion made Wen Zhiqian dizzy, his ears buzzed, and He Binzhi, who had become a human shield, was even more miserable, his ears were bleeding, the flying rubble smashed on his body, his head was bleeding, and there was a stone embedded in his chest, and blood flowed sideways.
Pushing away He Binzhi in front of him, Wen Zhiqian crawled out from under the table, shook his head vigorously, stood up and staggered, held on to the table next to him, and glanced at the miserable He Binzhi: "I'm sorry, Lord He, hehe." Although he apologized, his tone was not apologetic at all.
"I'll fuck your mother!" He Binzhi held back the pain all over his body and scolded through gritted teeth.
"Lord He, this is not the words of an upright person, it is too dirty, and it does not match your identity. Wen Zhiqian said, suddenly brightened: "Thank you, Lord He, I am worried about how to leave a message to the king of the North Courtyard, this sentence 'I will fuck your mother' is the most ironing, which is extremely suitable." ”
"I'll fuck your mother!" He Binzhi scolded again.
"Okay, Lord He, say it again, it's also lethal, it's too much, it's not beautiful. ”
"I'll fuck you!"
Wen Zhiqian rolled his eyes, walked to the sand table, the aftermath of the explosion shook the sand table, the model of the entire Shengjing City was gone, only a plate of loose sand remained, Wen Zhiqian picked up the brush, imitated Li Yuanhao's handwriting and wrote four words, and shook his head: "There is no form and no god, it is still not enough to restrain and be beautiful." ”
When he was in Yuelu Academy, Li Yuanhao wrote the book "Peeping on the Stage", he had read it more than once, and he had imitated Li Yuanhao's handwriting in private, I don't know if this matter was known by those loyal ministers in the Great Wei court, whether he would cut off my head.
Twisting around and blowing the dust on the chair, Wen Zhiqian sat down comfortably and lit the cigarette pouch and pot: "Before coming to Fu Zhensi, I was ready to die......
"Then you go to die, I'll fuck your mother!" He Binzhi squeezed out a few words from between his teeth.
"Lord He, it's very rude to interrupt someone, you suddenly become uncute, and I don't admire you very much. Wen Zhiqian opened his mouth and said, "By the way, where did I just go?" He asked himself: "Speaking of being ready to die, I thought of several ways to die, such as hanging." He looked at the crumbling beams in the Fuzhen Division, and shook his head: "Although loyal ministers who would rather die than give in like this kind of death, it is not tragic enough. It's better to set a fire and bury yourself in the fire, because it will become a pile of dust between the whines, and it will save you from venting your anger with my corpse. He said, "I'm afraid of pain, and it will be miserable to burn to death, so before leaving, I prepared a pill." ”
As he spoke, he took out a black pill from his arms, shining brightly: "This is a must-have medicine for home travel, killing people and goods." ”
"So you're also afraid of death. He Binzhi sneered, if he died generously, where would there be so much nonsense.
"Why aren't you afraid of death, you're so scared!" Swallowing the pill in one gulp, Wen Zhiqian said vaguely: "Your Majesty, in the future, you must kill Zhang Yuan's beast that is not as good as a pig and dog." ”
Ding Yi leaned on the wall outside the Fuzhen Division, hiding in the corner, his eyes shifted from the ruins of the wall to the Fuzhen Division, and he didn't know what happened to Master Wen, whether he was still alive, at first he didn't understand the purpose of Wen Zhiqian staying in the Fuzhen Division and waiting for death, but now he understands a little, he is diverting the attention of Zhongxingshu, involving a part of the troops, and fighting for a glimmer of life for His Majesty to escape from Shengjing City, this dedication...... It seems a little too great, so much so that Ding wondered at first, apart from that heart to serve the country, does Master Wen have a different kind of affection for His Majesty?
Thinking of this, Ding Yi couldn't help but smile, shook his head again, calmed down, quietly lurked in one place, seized the opportunity, suddenly popped out like a cheetah, attached to the rubble, stepped on a stone, grabbed the wall with both hands, and jumped into the Fuzhen Division, the situation inside the Fuzhen Division was not much better than the outside, he walked into the hall quickly, and happened to see Wen Zhiqian slowly closing his eyes: "Lord Wen, what are you doing?"
Wen Zhiqian was slightly stunned, opened his eyes, put a pill in his mouth, and asked vaguely, "Ding Yi, why are you back?"
"I'm here to get you out. Ding Yi opened his mouth and said, Wen Zhiqian's face was dead, now that Fuzhen Division is surrounded, I can't think of a way, what can you do as a little kid, but Ding Yi's next words directly made Wen Zhiqian's eyes widen.
"And I've figured out how to get out. ”
"Bah, bah!" Wen Zhiqian jumped up from his chair, and when he heard that there was a way to escape, he hurriedly spit out the poison on the ground: "Hurry up, give me water to rinse your mouth!"
"Master Wen, the poison has already been spit out, why do you still have to rinse your mouth?" asked Ding Yi.
"You know, I'm afraid of bitterness, and when I made the poison, I wrapped it in a layer of caramel. Just now the entrance was a little sweet, and I couldn't help but take two sips, maybe the poison was also sipped. Wen Zhiqian said anxiously, like an ant on a hot pot.
"Lord Wen, can you not be so funny?" Ding Yi said as he handed over the water bag.
"Funny fart, human life is a big matter, can you not use such a funny tone?" Wen Zhiqian poured two mouthfuls of water, rinsed his mouth, and inserted his finger into his throat, picking at it vigorously until he retched and spit out the acid water all over the ground.
At this time, the palace guards who had completed the reorganization already knew that there were not many people in the Fuzhen Division, and the donkey skills were poor, and they were ready to start capturing the Fuzhen Division, and the gate of the Fuzhen Division was already crumbling, and after a collision, it was about to be breached.
"By the way, what exactly is the method you just said to escape?" Wen Zhiqian asked.
Ding Yi smiled mysteriously and pointed to a piece of floor not far away: "Lord Wen, do you remember this floor?"
Wen Zhiqian was full of energy, nodded hurriedly, and when he captured Fuzhen Division, He Binzhi once wanted to activate the mechanism and used the secret passage under the floor to escape, but fortunately, Ding Yi was alert and destroyed the mechanism with flying arrows in time, so He Binzhi was not allowed to escape.