"You don't know that. Jiang Feng sneered three times, and then said: "The year before last, they started this activity for the first time, and they commented on Qiu Daqi, and Qiu Daqi's stupid man also said that he enjoyed a high reputation among the students, and he boasted to us. The student gave him a large box with a beautiful package, wrapped in ribbons and roses, Qiu Daqi was so happy that when we opened it in front of dozens of teachers, we tore off the wrapping paper, and inside was a wooden box with a switch. Qiu Daqi pressed the switch, and the lid popped open. ”

In order to represent the scene at that time, Jiang Feng also gestured with his hand: "At that time, Director Song was standing over there, and I was in this corner, and I could see it clearly, a fist with a strong spring jumped out of the box, and it hit Qiu Daqi's nose just right. Damn, we were all stupid, and we all laughed like crazy for a few minutes. ”

Liao Xuebing couldn't help laughing: "It's really a very creative prank." ”

"Guess who you were last year? With the lessons of the first year, how dare Dai Wan accept student gifts?"

Song Yuhao asked, "What happened later?"

Jiang Feng took the good cigarette he handed over, took a hard puff, whetted the audience's appetite, and then smiled: "This is a secret, many people didn't know it at the time, and I only heard it later, don't spread it." During that time, Dai Wan's wife came to school every day to cry and clamoring to hang herself, do you know what the reason is?"

"Okay, don't sell it. ”

Jiang Fengsuo threw the handout aside. "The ins and outs and listen to me one by one, those students are indeed endless, at that time, they actually spent a lot of money outside to invite a beautiful lady to act, deliberately waiting for Dai Wan on the boulevard, as soon as he saw him, he pretended to fall, Dai Wan went to help, the young lady is an old Jianghu, took the opportunity to say thank you, set almost, and asked for a contact number. Invite him to coffee. Dai Wan's guy is actually a fake and serious one, and his heart is extremely stuffy, how can he withstand the temptation? Women chase men, isn't it just a piece of paper away? Miss is young and enthusiastic, and she is flattering, and she will come down in a day or two. The two couldn't be more acquainted. ”

Song Yuhao scolded: "Damn, why didn't it happen to me that good things happened?"

"You'd better pray that such a good thing never happens to you. The tricks played by the students. Don't get your hopes up. ”

Song Yuhao was taken aback: "Yes, yes, I'm confused, so what happened later? Dai Wan was crippled, right?"

"It couldn't be more crippled. The young lady accepted the benefits of the students and had a hot fight with Dai Wan, which of those girls sitting on the stage is not a master of acting on the spot? To play with Dai Wan's nerdy feelings is similar to scratching a tickle, pretending to be innocent. Chu Chu is pitiful, a smile and a smile are heartfelt, I really feel pity, and I hate to give everything unconditionally for her. I'll just say how Dai Wan couldn't keep his soul at that time, he was upside down in class, and he was in a trance all day long. It turned out that I was fascinated. ”

I listened to many people present who rarely had an unforgettable first love, knowing that the magic of love was the most huge, and it was irresistible, and after listening to Jiang Feng's words, no one laughed at him. They all nodded silently.

Jiang Feng continued: "Dai Wan is like a different person, like a ghost possessed. I was nervous, and several times asked me for advice on how to write love letters. I teach language, and the power of rhetorical grammar is still there. That young lady does have the ability, on the surface she loves to death, but she hasn't even let Dai Wan touch her little hands a few times, on the surface she pretends to be a fairy who can't be blasphemed, and when she doesn't get it, it is the most appetizing, and it also makes Dai Wan die to the ground, and her feet are deep in the mud, and she can't extricate herself anymore. What are the details, naturally only the parties know, the chick used all her tricks, there are ways, the tone of the voice faintly revealed that she didn't want to be just a secret lover, but she didn't want to destroy other people's families, Dai Wan was fascinated at that time, and went home and insisted on divorcing his wife, so that he could live and fly with the fairy. ”

Everyone sighed: "Scourge, scourge, this Dai Wan can't stand the test." ”

His wife made trouble several times and came to school to cry, but Dai Wan had made up his mind and was irreparable. The divorce procedures were completed just after New Year's Day, and all the family property was left to his wife. Just as Dai Wan was homeless and went to find his fairy, the fairy asked him to go to the boulevard to explain the truth at the direction of the student. You can imagine that a woman who was clear and pure in your mind suddenly became a shameless slut, who was once elegant and indifferent, humiliated wantonly, and laughed at you for being amorous and inferior to a dog. This was not enough, in the middle of their negotiations, the students who were hiding next to them suddenly all jumped out, took pictures of the video, videotaped the video, and spoke foul language......"

Liao Xuebing dusted off the ashes and scolded: "Dog offal, these little bastards are really too deceitful, if it were me, I would definitely arrest them all and strip them naked and drag them out to parade through the streets." ”

Dai Wan took a leave of absence the next day and never came to class, and later it was reported that he was hospitalized, and the hospital was Jīng Divine Hospital. Fortunately, things are not too bad, his wife heard that her ex-husband was in trouble, and she always had no feelings, so she came back to take care of her, and the two reconciled again, and under the careful care of his wife, Dai Wan fully recovered. ”

Liao Xuebing breathed a long sigh of relief, it turned out that there was a reason why Dai Wan swore to eradicate the evil forces of the students, and his attitude was so resolute. However, the attitude is a bit overkill, and how to resolve the conflict between teachers and students is really a difficult problem.

Jiang Feng said: "For two years in a row, everyone has changed from talking about super teachers, and they dare not touch the slightest. ”

Lu Chengda's face flushed, he has a small social circle, he has never heard of this kind of rumor, he has always thought that "super teacher" is a way for students to show respect to their teachers, at that time registered a lot of accounts to vote for themselves, now I think about it, I was shocked into a cold sweat, if I was really selected, the consequences are unimaginable, the last time I was teased with people on MSN, I remember vividly, and said: It's dangerous, it's dangerous, I almost fell for it. ”

Jiang Feng glanced at him coldly: "You old bachelor in your thirties will think more about it in the future." But then again, compared with the experience of the previous two terms, Minister Situ was so admirable that even those students didn't dare to do anything to him, and gave him a good gift in a serious manner. ”

"Do-do-do-do" Someone was knocking on the door outside, it was a postman wearing a green sè uniform, and asked, "Is Mr. Liao Xuebing here?"

"I'm Liao Xuebing, what's the matter?"

The postman came in with a package and said, "This is a package that someone mailed to you, please sign for it." ”

Everyone gathered around: "What is it, it can't be a famous hall made by students, right? Like Qiu Daqi, there is a mechanism in it." ”

After Liao Xuebing signed, he looked at the package, sent from Europe, on which language he could not understand, and below was crooked Chinese, and the letter pattern of the postmark was still unknown.

Jiang Feng said: "Ah, it was sent from a foreign country, Xiao Liao, do you have relatives in a foreign country?"

Liao Xuebing shook his head, he had experienced assassinations in the past, one of which was a parcel bomb, and he still remembers it vividly, and he must not be careless. Holding on to the package, he didn't move.

Yu Dinglou studied in Europe back then, Jīng was fluent in foreign languages, and was familiar with European geography and customs, so he leaned up to take a look and said, "This is mail from Frankfurt, Germany, Woodlow Town, which seems to be the birthplace of the Smith family." ”

"Oh, I see. The Smith family has nothing to do with him can only be Alice, Liao Xuebing thought of the elegant girl in black clothes and black dress, and waved at them: "It's all scattered, go back to your place to work, what's so lively and beautiful about a package?"

When everyone reluctantly walked away, they couldn't wait to open the package and seal paper, and what appeared in front of them was a gorgeously decorated mountain beech box, the four corners were inlaid with shiny yīn metal, the lid had a beautiful rose relief pattern, and a row of ugly Chinese was engraved underneath: "Liao Xuebing, you are my only one." ”

He hurriedly looked back and was relieved to find that no one was paying attention to him. Inside the box was a letter, and inside was chocolate wrapped in silver paper. After living for twenty-eight years, he received a Christmas gift for the first time in his life, and it was chocolate that represented love.

I took a slice and put it in my mouth, it was sweet and delicious, a hundred times better than all the candies I had eaten in the past, and it seemed that Alice must have carefully selected the highest grade goods for her lover. took out the envelope, shook off the letter paper, the fragrance came to the nose, and even sprinkled with perfume, this foreign girl knows how to put a lot of thought.

"To my favorite student: I have been missing you all the time since I left. "Seeing this, I thought that the Chinese level of the foreign girl had grown a lot, and she could barely understand it, and after a lot of words pouring out her thoughts, she finally said a few words of business," ...... I hired two Chinese teachers and they taught me a lot about China, your traditions, customs, history, geography and language. I've been studying hard, and they've complimented me on how much I've improved, and I want to see you again soon, Xuebing, my love. You are the only one in my life, my faith and strength. I don't know what you're going to like, send you a box of chocolates and hope for a happy Christmas and may the Lord bless you. Deeply loved you Alice Smith, December 18, 2007. ”

Fortunately, it was not the kidney platinum produced by Qianjiashun Company.

If you don't reply to a message, it will be inconsistent. Liao Xuebing wrote a brief reply letter, with a few polite sentences, hoping that she would learn Chinese Yunyun as soon as possible. I took the time to buy an ordinary wooden comb in the store outside, saying that it was a specialty of Zhonghai, and said that it was precious, and I simply packaged it and sent it to the post office to be delivered according to the address.

"Damn, I still have to prepare gifts for Bingyu, Sister Xiaolanluo and Li Xinghua, what do you want to give, it's really nerve-wracking. Bingyu is easy to solve, she is a big star, she has money, give something ordinary but with special meaning, Xiaolanluo and Rushuang are still children, easy to solve, buy a few sets of new clothes is almost the same. But this Li Xinghua has a bit of a headache, what the hell is her idea?"

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