The early bird is eaten by the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird, so the smart worm always would rather starve than get up a little later, and Spider Xiaoliu always uses this as the most hilarious excuse to sleep lazily with the leaves every day. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

But today, his mother, Ami, finally couldn't bear it anymore, and when the first rays of sunlight shone on her son's black buttocks, she stayed silently for a long time, and finally put up with her heart and kicked him off the leaves!

Poof.

A white silk thread instinctively bounced out of Little Six's ass and stuck to a branch with precision, making him sway in the air like a kite.

The spider's head is downward, hanging upside down and drifting with the wind, still making a slight purring sound. A bubble in the mouth flickers and grows like chewing gum.

I couldn't see the old lady spider Ami crying and laughing.

In the whole Spider Island, there is no second generation of snooze spiders like his own son.

The corners of her mouth were silently curved with a touch of joy, although her son was lazy, he was still very skillful, and he could even play silk on his butt when he was asleep, and hang himself on a branch to swing.

It's a pity that this kid's brain isn't as good as the silk in his ass6.

As a group of round web spiders, this guy has been born for more than a month, and he can't even weave half a small web, and he is coaxing all day long, twisting like a monster that he learned to see a rare dance to death.

Let their mother and son become the laughing stock of the round web spider population in this area.

As soon as she thought of this, the smile at the corner of her mouth as calm as herbal tea immediately turned into roaring angry boiling water, and she climbed up the branch without saying a word, hummed and sneered, and bit at her son's hanging silk thread!

The kid fell like a ball.

……

1 minute later.

A shrill howl came from under the tree:

"Mother, why don't you let people live, why do you get up so early, oh my god, I have a bag on my head!"

Five minutes later, a small black spider with a white A embroidered on its butt limped up the tree.

6 black eyes with blue light, full of anger, 8 hands and feet are convulsive, and the towering meat bag on his head makes him a unicorn.

Mother Ami couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Ahem, Little Liu. She stepped forward and stared at her son's six small eyes with six big eyes, "Continue to learn to weave nets with my mother today, don't be lazy, do you hear?"

Spider Xiaoliu covered his ears (tentacles), shook his head vigorously, and his expression was exaggerated:

"Weave a net, weave a net, weave and weave like a fool every day, I am tired of this life!"

Spider Ami trembled with anger, slapped his son to the ground with one palm, hit him eight feet to the sky, and stepped on his ass again, gritted his teeth and said:

"You're just a fool of me, a handful ......of and urine, raised with this cobweb!

The more she spoke, the more angry she became, and finally roared:

"You're not allowed to eat today!"

The eight-legged spider Xiaoliu turned over slowly like a turtle, and then like a leper dog, shaking the hair on his body, and the six black eyes stared at his mother playfully:

"Yes, you said it, don't beg me to eat it then!"

After speaking, he flicked his eight feet, and the whole person flew over his mother's head arrogantly, landed on a leaf diagonally above, and then slowly lay motionless, his eyes squinted at the bulging old lady, hehe smiled.

He is the only one seedling among his mother's 236 children who survived, and he didn't believe that his mother would make him hungry for a day.

……

I wanted to commit a crime against the wind, and I was lazy first.

But Spider Xiaoliu lay on his stomach for a long time, tossing and turning and couldn't sleep anymore, it seems that today's lazy sleep was disturbed by the old lady, so he climbed to the leaf to see what his mother was doing.

A sneer.

Mother is really taking care of her broken net again, it has been three days, and the last time a big hole was pierced by a bat, he thought, and a cold sweat suddenly broke out on his forehead:

Damn, the old lady hasn't been waiting for me to repair it, no wonder I am forced to learn to weave a net every day, hum, it seems that the old lady will really be lazy.

The corners of his mouth curled in an arc.

Since she can't sleep, let's do something that my happy old lady hates, who made her so bad that she can't sleep lazy, Spider Xiaoliu smiled gloomily at the corner of his mouth.

……

The lonely child is not angry, which makes the mother Ami Spider heartbroken, and she can't help but think of her little husband, who is only 1/10 of her size, and she feels pity and hatred in her heart.

When this guy sneakily climbed into his net and proposed to himself, he should have eaten him in one bite, but now it's good, he stretched out his legs and patted his ass and left, leaving a 6-eyed little devil to fight with himself every day.

Spider Ami felt sorry for herself, turned her ****** upside down, silently climbed her tattered cobweb, and saw a hole in the east and a patch in the west, and her heart was even more desolate.

I am old, and the spider silk is not as good as before in terms of quality and quantity, and I was expecting this young and strong son to help one or two, but this is not filial piety, except for eating white food, it is a strange dance that no one can understand.

was in a daze, and suddenly there was a deafening spitting sound in his ears:

“ppap！ppap！ppap！”

Her whole body exploded!

As soon as I looked up, I saw that my precious son, on a leaf above, pouting and twisting his buttocks, with an exaggerated expression and demonic eyes, was exactly the same as the legendary octopus.

I saw my son dancing a strange dance again.

Spider Ami's blood pressure soared like a rocket, and her whole body trembled like fallen leaves swept by the wind, causing the spider web under her feet to "pop" and break a large piece.

Spider Ami puffed up, piled up the anger of his whole body on his mouth, and let out an earth-shattering roar:

"Get out of Spider Island - get out of my life - get out of the farther the better-"

This roar like a prehistoric dinosaur finally shocked the arrogant spider Xiaoliu, and he sat down on the leaf with a happy face.

has been dependent on his mother for so many days, and it is the first time that he has seen his mother murder him in such a stern tone, and the content of what he said is so ruthless.

He looked stunned.

I feel that now the old lady is no longer a knife mouth tofu heart, but a knife mouth super knife heart, it's over, it seems that the old lady is really good!

After a while, he came back to his senses, and his witty cells were active again, and now the old lady is angry, and he must not be hard-hitting, and the hero will not suffer the loss in front of him.

Thirty-six plans to go up to the top!

He slowly got up, stretched out half of his head on the leaves, and looked at the angry spider Ami, revealing a super cheap little black face, and said with a smile on his face:

"Mother, I'll go sit down at the spider's hoof. ”

After saying that, I didn't dare to look at Ami's eyes anymore, and suddenly leaned on my stomach and cocked my ass towards the sky-

Poof!

A white spider silk rose into the sky, and the eight hands and feet of the spider Xiaoliu skillfully pushed towards the leaves, and the whole person immediately shot into the sky like a spring.

The forest wind blew the spider silk, hanging like a paraglider, and the black bean-like spider Xiaoliu disappeared without a trace.

Looking at the back of her son's escape, Ami's bulging cheeks slowly flattened in, and she sat down on the spider's web, like an empty sack. (To be continued.) )