Chapter 7 Awkward variety shows

Fuji TV's "Jun and Palulu's Very Part-time Men and Women" Episode 1 Recording Site.

The shooting entered the countdown to thirty seconds.

"Palulu, don't be nervous, just leave everything to me. Wearing a dark gray plaid suit and a loyal and honest expression, the male host Jun Tamura said very affectionately.

Haruka Shimazaki nodded vigorously.

This is her first TV show as the host, and it can be said that almost all of the filming of this program has been carried out with her as the core.

This is a variety show group specially created for her, and Yasu Akimoto took great pains to cultivate her, and specially invited the host Jun Tamura, who is well-known in the RB comedy world, as a partner to make up for her lack of hosting skills.

She is famous for her "salt correspondence" style, from a large number of people, fierce competition in the 48group, many people think that "salt" is an image she deliberately created for the sake of red, but in fact, many things are just pushing the boat, she does not have such a deep scheming to create such a 48g has never appeared in the history of an image, slapping wota (dead house) in the face, this is self-defeating.

But Akimoto Yasushi said that isn't it interesting? Palulu, you just try to do it, don't you like my pace?

That's right, it's not Aki P who shakes hands and is looked at with obscene eyes, it won't be Aki P who gets stained with body fluids, and it won't be Aki P who gets stabbed......

Let's call him Akip, he really thinks he's Yamap (Tomohisa Yamashita), Haruka Shimazaki said that he was about to throw up.

She quickly understood what Mr. Akimoto meant, anyway, she was sent to death, and she would also come with the black pot.

So as soon as the "salt god" came out, who competed with it, those disgusting dead houses were piled up with cute faces, cute smiles, cute voices, cute figures, and cute personalities by Miyuki Watanabe and Yuki Bomu......

They were spoiled by these, and even a little greasy, so some wota who shook M came into being, and they were salted by Shimazaki Haruka and were abused and crooked.

"3, 2, 1, go!" shouted Deputy PD Akai.

After more than a month of preparation, Yasu Akimoto personally wrote the script and created the first variety show "The Very Working Men and Women of Chun and Palulu" specially created for Palulu, and finally began.

It is worth mentioning that Palulu is sitting on a high chair at this time, and she looks really cute in a printed lace princess dress, especially her brown bubble noodle head and shoulder-length hair, which is a precedent for AKB48 hairstyles.

The opening song sounded, and the photographer and the program team artificially created applause to heat up the atmosphere and relieve the tension in Palulu's heart.

Palulu showed her signature "confused face" skill to the camera, and said the opening sentence very calmly: "Very hard work, men and women, started." ”

In order to let the audience and friends feel her vitality, at the end of the sentence, she also deliberately raised the pitch, causing the male host Tamura Jun who was sitting next to him to laugh.

"And that's what begins?"

"Here we go. Palulu held the Balala Little Demon Fairy Transformation Magic Rod, and said weakly.

Her voice is the same as her looks, it's the kind of kawaii that belongs to it, and it sounds like a soft cute girl.

The teleprompter reads, "Energetic as the title reads," Ahu Tamura reminded.

"I'm in good spirits. ”

"Just like that?"

"Yes. ”

"Is this your spirit to the fullest?"

"Yes. ”

Speaking of the back, Parlulu was a little embarrassed, she was obviously full of electricity, and she shouted out the title of the show full of vitality, why didn't this male MC who was like her old father just didn't understand?

"Because it's the first time to host a show with Palulu, I don't know, this is the spirit of Palulu to the fullest?"

Jun Tamura's inquiries finally put the first episode of the show on track.

"I was so nervous that I wanted to throw up. ”

"Now?"

"Yes. ”

"What are you nervous about?"

"Variety shows are a little scared. ”

"It's okay, because there's no live audience talking about this and that. ”

"Hi. ”

"Is it because I'm nervous?"

"There are also parts. ”

"Obviously, we have worked together on the show. ”

"But we haven't spoken. ”

Parlulu said, and both of them laughed awkwardly.

Tamura Jun was a little frustrated, but for him with profound hosting skills, there was no situation that he couldn't deal with, and there was no guest he couldn't deal with.

For the once thousands of people, as a funny artist, he was able to hook up with RB diva-level singer Namie Amuro, it can be said that there is no woman he can't flirt.

So, that's why Yasu Akimoto chose him to match Palulu, a variety show rookie.

No matter how cold the field is, he can save it, and he can continue in an awkward chat.

After that, Palulu shouted the title again, and the show finally officially began, which wasted three minutes.

So, what kind of program is this show? ”

"Dig out the beautiful and bubbling working girls from all over the country, and the handsome working brothers who are scumbag and introduce them to everyone, a program to support everyone who works hard!"

"I see, part-time job solidarity program. ”

"Has Pallulu ever worked a part-time job so far?"

"Nope. ”

"Don't you have any thoughts like 'I want a part-time job like this?'"

"If I do, I want to do a part-time job where I don't have to deal with people. ”

Jun Tamura pursed his lips helplessly and blinked his eyes, a little crying and laughing, and turned around in the chair for a long time before replying.

"For Mao?"

"Don't want to talk. Palulu's expression became cautious, accompanied by a smile.

"Don't you hate talking? But aren't you quite able to talk now?"

"Hi. ”

"My thoughts now are that you can say more than you think. ”

"I've worked hard. ”

"But it's better to have a part-time job with as few people as possible?"

"Hi, assembly line operation. ”

"There's that kind of job that doesn't say a word? Yes, but I'm not suitable for it. ”

"It seems so. ”

"When I was working in a bakery, I kept putting baked bacon on top of the bread," Tamura said, gesturing to put the bacon, "It's too boring to do this kind of work all the time, I'm not suitable for this, do you think it's better to do this?"

"Hi. ”

"Time flies very slowly, just put bacon, like work without talking?"

"Yes, more than talking. ”

"Don't you enjoy talking to other people differently?"

"Hey, I feel that way now. ”

"Do you feel this way, which means you're happy now?"

"If you want to be happy......" Palulu didn't know how to answer.

"It's not going to be fun, is it?" asked Tamura empathetically, and then added, "My goal is to make a fun show with Palulu." ”

"Hi. A very short answer.

"Are you already moving on to the next step?"

"It's been a long time!"

"Too much talk now?"

"I can't stand it anymore. ”

"Can't stand it?"

"It's provoking!"

"In the future, if you feel that Chun is talking too much, or can't understand what Chun said, you can tell me all directly, can you make an agreement with me like this?"

"Hi, got it. ”

"Don't worry, I'm not going to be angry with you. ”

"It's the people who say that kind of thing that get angry. ”

Jun Tamura was amused by this sudden complaint.

"People who say this kind of thing love to get angry, and people who say, "I'm not going to be angry, you can rest assured" will be angry, right?"

Palulu nodded.

"I'm sure I'm not going to be mad at you. Jun Tamura made a very serious guarantee.

The answer was a very cautious "hi" from Palulu.

This is the end of the conversation.

"Let's look at VTR," Jun Tamura said with a smile on the propulsion.

Palulu waved her magic wand mischievously, "Next, I will introduce you to the beautiful and bubbling working girls brought by the clerks who are recruiting migrant workers from all over the country......

Fast forward to β€”β€”β€”

After the introduction of the part-time working girl, the show entered the halfway.

Six questions appear on the video, and start the conversation with a designated topic in the middle.

1. Talk about London's boots

2. What you like to eat

3. Things that can be emotionally high

4. Something to apologize for

5. Tell a good story

6. Graduation topics

Jun Tamura: "Choose from the six, press the button and discuss the topic of your choice!"

"Hi. ”

Then, Parlulu β€”β€”β€” Jun Tamura pointed to the direction of the button.

"Just press this. Palulu was about to take a picture of the red button next to her, but was stopped.

"Say the fixed lines. Jun Tamura reminded.

"Do you want to press while talking?"

"Let's press it while saying "smack". ”

"Ah, okay. ”

"I guess I want you to say it like a mantra. ”

It dawned on Palulu.

"Then begin, Palulu Palulu snapped!" she slapped the button as she waved her magic wand.

The six topics on the screen began to change, and finally stopped at 1, talking about london boots.

"I just heard Palulu say that I am a terrible being?"

"Yes. ”

"What was your impression?"

"I have the impression that my hair is red. ”

"That was a long time ago, it was about fifteen years ago, and there is no other impression except the image of fifteen years ago?"

"Fifteen years ago, I was about six years old. ”

"When you were six years old, you saw me on TV, ah, and said, this man has red hair, and after that, he obviously worked with him, so he didn't have any other impression of me? Except that you said at the beginning that his hair was red. ”

"Ah, recently married. ”

"Well, I'm married, and the time difference between this is too big. From the time my hair was red to the time I got married, I was working hard. ”

"And ......"

"That's all there β€”β€”β€”β€”," said Jun Tamura, who covered his nose and laughed embarrassedly, after nearly twenty years in the RB entertainment industry, in Palulu's mind, only the funny image of him with red hair remained, although it was one of his signature images at the time.

"Akimoto-san said that Jun is a gentle person, no problem. Palulu began to make a salvage.

"Akimoto-san said that?"

"Yes. ”

"Say I'm an Asassy?" Tamura Jun was a little incredulous.

"Hi. ”

Hearing Palulu's affirmation, Tamura's expression softened again.

"When did you say that?"

"Today. ”

"Today?"

"Hi. ”

Jun Tamura crossed his arms and looked at the staff outside the camera, still with a face of disbelief.

"In time for this show?"

"Hi. ”

"How did you reply?"

"Hi. ”

"Just say the word "hi"?"

This question made Parlulu laugh herself.

Yes, if it corresponds to Yasuto Akimoto, then there is no way, and Jun Tamura began to find himself under the stairs.

The girl doesn't even give her boss face, and it's commendable to talk so much with an old man like him.

Palulu: "Ahhhh ”

Jun Tamura: "Yes to me? ”

"Are you Guigeng?"

Atsushi Tamura grinned when he heard her ask this question.

"Age?"

"Hi. ”

"Although this statement is annoying, how old do you think I am?"

"Well, 40...... Around 43?"

"Probably guessed right. β€œ

"41 years old. ”

"Ah, yes, my dad is 42 years old. ”

"Huh!?"

Jun Tamura looked at Palulu with blank eyes for a while, and he was speechless.

"Really?"

"Hey, I don't think I'm nervous anymore. ”

"In other words, wouldn't it be strange that I even had a daughter as old as Parlulu?"

"Hi. ”

"Heyβ€”β€”β€” your dad is 42 years old, and he's really a contemporary, is it reassuring to think like this?"

"That's right. ”

"I'm completely different from your father, am I?"

"It's not the same. ”

"Where is the difference. ”

"Well...... A feeling of being refreshed. ”

This answer made Jun Tamura laugh again.

"Okay, next is the handsome and scummy working brother, this is the 18-year-old handsome working boy who works at the French restaurant on Shibuya Center Street, please see!"

After a period of running-in, the two gradually became familiar with each other from awkward chats, and Palulu's lines became more and more handy.

The scenery of the streets of Shibuya, Tokyo, appeared on the small screen, and Jun's beautiful voice began to sound.

"I'm Jun Watanabe, who works part-time at a restaurant called France in the central street of Shibuya. Working five hours a day, five days a week, from 11 noon to 10 p.m., working mainly as a front office attendant. He is 187cm tall, played basketball in high school, was the main power forward of the school team, and served as the lead singer in the band with friends, and the restaurant's signature dish is lemon loin steak, which is based on soy sauce, if there is a lot of lemon juice sauce......"

A large section of the voiceover also passed by the scenery in the store, which was Jun Watanabe's back before, and when the voiceover and self-introduction were finished, I only saw a slender teenager slowly turning around in the camera.

"Ahh

"It's so handsome, what should I do?"

In the video, Jun Watanabe continued to introduce himself, "Welcome, I'm Jun Watanabe who works part-time. ”

Then the picture of Jun Watanabe and the store manager Hiroshi Ogino together.

Store manager Hiroshi Ogino said, "Watanabe-kun is a gentle and polite person, very quick-witted, enthusiastic and serious, and he makes people want him to be there all the time." ”

The manager complimented him, after all, since Jun Watanabe arrived, the turnover of his store has increased by an average of 20 percent.

......

The picture in the video is the end, Jun Watanabe didn't look at the camera at all, riding a bicycle alone, and the temperament of a lonely teenager was revealed from the inside and outside of the screen.

"Ah, what a pity!" said Parlulu in exclamation.

"Why did you scream twice?" asked Tamura with some curiosity.

"I didn't expect the first part-time worker to appear to be so handsome, and he is 187cm tall, which is very good, and the hairstyle is not foolish, and it looks very comfortable. ”

"What is the ideal type of Palulu?

"Yes, I have high ideals. ”

"By the way, you have to be 180cm tall, right?"

"Almost. ”

"What else?"

"Gentle, handsome and funny. ”

"Are there any boys who are not gentle? Many girls will say that they like the boys of Asassi, and don't all boys be a little bit of Asassi? This phenomenon has spread. ”

"There are very few funny boys, aren't there those kind of boring handsome guysβ€”β€”β€”?

"I haven't seen this yet. ”

"There are also a lot of handsome guys who feel bored. ”

"Aren't you interested in people like that?"

"Nope. ”

"Feel like life is too boring?"

"It's still fun. ”

"After all, do you want to live together?"

Palulu nodded.

"But β€”β€”β€”"

Her tone changed suddenly.

"But what?" said Tamura a little strangely.

"I think it's okay if it's Jun Watanabe's boring. ”

"What? Didn't you just say that boring handsome guys can't do it?"

"But this is too handsome, please play the video back, yes, this is it, see his face, please change the angle, and then change the angle, whether it is front and back, left and right, there is no dead end at all, such a man is very pleasant just to look at, where do you need him to say anything interesting?"

"You're too unprincipled, right, and you surrender unconditionally in the face of a handsome guy?"

"He's not a handsome guy in the ordinary sense, he's already handsome to a new height, so handsome that he's about to break through the sky, haven't you noticed?"

......

Jun Tamura took a closer look at Jun Watanabe's face and confirmed that his appearance was not even inferior to those actors who were known for their beauty in the RB entertainment industry.

"I remember you just said it's a pity, what's the pity?"

"Jun Watanabe said that he was the lead singer of the band, and it was a pity that I didn't hear him sing, but I want to know what it was like for a handsome guy like him to sing. ”

"Okay then, we'll invite him up in the next episode, how about it?"

"Tooth failure, still don't want it. ”

"Don't you like him?"

"It's the type I like, whether it's height or facial expressions, and the posture of riding away on a bicycle ignoring the camera at the end is also very self-styled, but he's only 18 years old, so young, I'm 21 years old. ”

"You don't like sibling love?"

"I can't accept it, I think my brother is not very mature, I like a more mature man, but it would be nice to have an appearance like Jun Watanabe. ”

"You're so greedy. ”

"Hi. ”

"It's really good, in the first episode of the show, there was a part-time brother that Palulu liked, but it's a pity, he is a little younger, and I hope that the part-time brothers in all regions of the country will continue to sign up enthusiastically. ”

"This show is recruiting beautiful and bubbling part-time girls and handsome part-time brothers, whether self-recommended or recommended, please move to the homepage of the program for details, you can also vote by SMS, choose the first part-time brother in your mind!"

With Palulu's closing remarks, the recording of the first episode of the program came to an end.