Chapter 0026 This joke isn't funny at all
Outside the crowd of hedgehogs was a Chinese girl with a travel bag, a baseball cap, brown sunglasses, a pink T-shirt and white hot pants.
Although the song is full of psychedelic + phantom colors, and the content is not very healthy, but if you taste it carefully, the melody and singing voice are very charming.
In addition, some viewers chanted Chinese boys, so she came over to see if it was the person she wanted to see.
Li Yue didn't know that a strange acquaintance had come outside, and seeing that the atmosphere around him was getting hotter and hotter, the seed of the burning bun buried deep in his heart instantly grew strongly.
In the past, when he sang, he always thought about the vulgar goal of making money, he never seriously enjoyed the cheers of the audience, and the seed of burning buns in his heart that wanted to be sought after never germinated.
The experience of financial predators from the three-minute world made it easier for him to make money, and after feeling the star dreams of Lawrence and Gates, he was completely relaxed, and the real impulse in his heart burst out.
All right!
He was originally a burnt bag!
sang "Hotel California" three times in a row, although the audience wanted to continue the single loop, Li Yue was tired of crooked.
Let the four Gates rest by drinking water, and Xiao Lizi has a crazy attack.
He's going to start SOLO, it doesn't matter if he's rock or pop, as long as he sings well.
A solo guitar accompaniment sounds, eyes closed, and the song is fully engaged.
“Anemptystreet
Anemptyhouse
Aholeinsidemyheart
I'mallalone
……”
A fresh smell rose faintly, rippling in everyone's hearts. No longer deep, no longer hoarse, only a love song for young boys, this is the most touching and emotional voice.
“……
Hopefully my dreams will take me there
There the sky is blue, see you my love again
A sea crossing from the east coast to the west coast
In order to find a place that I liked the most
……”
This song would work better if it could be accompanied by a piano, and it would be even more perfect with an electric guitar.
Li Yue only has one guitar, although the accompaniment is slightly thin, but his clear voice will not give everyone a bad feeling, at least the singing voice is clearer.
There is no flawed voice, God loves Li Yue too much.
"Great! Better than the last one!" is sure to be an anti-rock audience.
"So handsome! It turns out that Chinese boys are also cute!"
"Hey, that's what you should be singing!"
"Bastard! You sing rock 'n' roll more flavorfully!"
Two completely different songs, but they are both classic tracks, and Li Yue performed them wonderfully, and the audience outside the circle was instantly divided into three factions.
There are those who are in favor of singing rock and roll, some are in favor of singing pop, of course, there are rotten women and otaku everywhere, no matter what Li Yue sings, as long as he is a little fresh meat.
If you want to be shocked, it is good enough to shock it at once.
He made a split second decision that he was going to go crazy. People are not crazy, it is better to be salted fish!
After the song was sung, as soon as the music was collected, before everyone could recover from the feeling of Tanmei just now, Xiao Lizi began to make it bad.
Throwing his folk guitar to Gates, he took out a USB flash drive from his trouser pocket and plugged it into an external portable speaker, and the USB flash drive began to play automatically.
Lawrence stood by and watched dumbfounded!
Maybe others don't know what's in the USB stick, but he knows it. The white USB flash drive, which is full of English soundtracks, is full of more than ten songs!
What was he going to do?, Lawrence wondered.
Soon, Li Yue made him understand what he was going to do.
The dynamic rhythm sounds, and people with a little knowledge of music theory can hear the music coming out of the speakers, including bass, guitar, horn, drum beat, and keyboard, and the soundtrack composed by the arrangement has a strong sense of rhythm, and it has a bit of a "wave" feeling.
Yes, you heard it right, it's really the feeling of "waves".
THE VENTRILOQUIST SOUND OF DEDUDUDU CAME OUT OF LI YUE'S MOUTH, AND HIS WHOLE BODY BEGAN TO SWAY TO THE RHYTHM OF THE MUSIC, AND HIS LEGS TREMBLED.
Not to mention Lawrence, a music rookie, even old birds like Gates have found something wrong.
"Lee, are you going to rap!?" Gates asked, staring at Fat Jack, turning his head to ask Fat Jack.
"Well, a bit of hip-hop retro!" Jack is the most knowledgeable of the four, and discovers the essence of the song from the many sounds in his ears.
"Lee is so cool, oh my God! I'm going to be his fan!" George, the big boy, fell under Li Yue's jeans.
"This drum beat, this cool
Michel Faiver
Blonde blonde white-skinned babe
That's it for the hoodie girls
All on time
It's a stunner
Trendy enough
……”
As soon as the song came out, the audience was in an uproar!
"It's too wavey!"
This is everyone's only feeling!
Li Yue is like a bad teenager, constantly playing dog leg dance on the sidewalk, words popping out of his mouth, and his whole body is full of a tone of hooking his sister.
There were more and more onlookers, and for a time the whole street was surrounded by water.
A few American strips walked over, separated from the crowd of onlookers, and walked straight towards Li Yue.
"Boy, I think you have to stop this bullshit song, unless you want to go to court, we will sue you for obstructing traffic!" The policeman at the head was a big white fat man, and his hand was pointing at Li Yue, very polite.
The other three policemen came around, one went to turn off the speaker, and then the four of them stood straight next to Li Yue, each with their hands on the holster on their waists.
The scene became quiet, Li Yue was Chinese, and no one was willing to stand up for him at this time, let alone confront the police.
"Officer, we're a banded of wanderers at the festival! We didn't mean to jam traffic, you see, we just wanted to perform on the streets. Lawrence hurried up to meet him, and it was the agent's duty to step in at this time.
Seeing Lawrence's white face, the fat policeman's face softened slightly, and he was no longer so fierce.
"Who are you?"
"I, my name is Lawrence, and I'm the manager of the Rangers!" Lawrence wasn't worried about his threat, it was these Austinians who were blocking traffic, not his own band. This thing has to be said even when it comes to court. The police are also afraid of lawsuits, especially lengthy ones.
"Ha, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard, you actually made his mother a yellow agent, and it's such a shabby street band!" the fat man laughed, and then said something sarcastic.
"Officer, I don't think it's funny! Whoever pays me will naturally serve whom! And the Rangers are not a, our roadshows in San Francisco, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Dallas are extremely successful, maybe Mr. Police Officer doesn't watch the news, our band is very famous there!" Lawrence looked calm, no funny at all, and the words in his mouth were sharp.
Being said like this, the fat officer was also a little suspicious, but he didn't dare to be aggressive anymore, if they really had such a big reputation, they didn't want to cause trouble.
But on second thought, I felt that Lawrence was bragging.
If it's really so famous, as for performing on the streets?
"Hmph, I don't care if you're famous or not, but please leave now! Don't let you perform on the streets again! Otherwise, I'll send you to court for obstructing traffic!" The threatening words were still there, but the tone was not too intense.
Li Yueke didn't care about his threats, he was angry just after he was interrupted from singing, and when he heard him say something about the yellow race, the anger in his heart was almost unbearable.
"We could be prosecuted by the court for obstructing traffic! But I warn you, that joke you just said is not funny at all, I think you are discriminating against people of color, you are a racist! My God, the American police will be mixed with racists, and I will report this to the Chinese Embassy!"
After saying a lot of words, Li Yue paced slowly, walked in front of Lawrence, and stared at the fat policeman with an angry face.