9. Cross-dressing
Sun Hai, as the serious producer of this film, is the master of thinking twice before making a statement, and on weekdays, there are inevitably people who throw their arms at the relationship behind him, Liang Shanshan, as a newcomer who has debuted for two years, can get the role of the second female, not because of him.
Of course, there is a stunner with such a symbol who takes the initiative to send it to the door today, and he is naturally happy to laugh.
Sun Hai stretched out his hand, and he could almost imagine the slight tremor and irresistible obedience of the body when he touched the person in front of him.
This feeling of forcible demand is what excites the most.
He took it so seriously that he didn't react immediately when his body was knocked out by a force that knocked over the long table in the room.
"Sun ...... Producer Sun!" Liang Shanshan watched Sun Hai fly in and smash on the table, while the young man outside the house did not move, and was stunned for a while, and only when the person in the room hissed and couldn't even speak, did he think of going to help.
Xu Yang looked at the woman who was in a hurry in the room, and when she finally remembered to call someone, she said coldly, "Although this seat hates such lascivious rats, it also doesn't like people who climb to power, woman, you are so self-conscious." β
Liang Shanshan couldn't help but tremble when she saw that look, and she nodded busily for a long time.
Sun Hai obviously didn't know what it meant to know the current affairs, he endured the pain in his body, and threatened viciously, "You! I will join forces with other companies to ban you...... I'm going to ......"
"Huh. Xu Yang smiled contemptuously, "It's all rubbish." β
It didn't take long for an ambulance to come to the set, the producer was carried on a stretcher, and Liang Shanshan, the female No. 2 who followed her, was asked about it, but insisted that it was just an accident.
Xu Yang still stayed on the set and waited for Cheng Mo, Liang Shanshan saw him, shrunk his shoulders, and hurriedly removed his eyes.
Cheng Mo's play was moved from afternoon to evening, plus a few NG times, and it was already eleven o'clock in the evening when he returned to the waterfront Huating.
Along the way, Cheng Mo couldn't stop apologizing to Xu Yang, if he hadn't made a temporary move, Xu Yang would not have been delayed on the set so late.
Xu Yang didn't care, he didn't have much concept of the day and night in the mortal world, the original people paid attention to the sunrise and sunset, but no matter which one, it was only a short time for him.
After entering the community, Cheng Mo went home with Yan Yize, who was impatient to feed mosquitoes outside, and Xu Yang walked on the green path, thinking carefully about why he had to stay at Zou Yi's house.
He is obviously such a powerful monster, according to the senior brothers, after entering the world, he can move his fingers to make himself eat and drink without worry, although he has not yet found a way...... Moreover, Master also said that he has a calamity on his body, so what is his calamity?
The problem he wanted to solve was not solved, but more were born, and when he came back to his senses, he had already consciously come to the door of Zou Yi's house.
Why is this seat here again?
Xu Yang turned around to look elsewhere, but suddenly smelled the smell of thick chocolate coming from the house.
It was even sweeter and richer than what he drank in a paper cup yesterday......
Xu Yang didn't hide it, he pushed the door directly, the living room was empty, Zou Yi was in the kitchen, wearing a funny pink pig apron and cooking chocolate milk.
He was now next to the transparent glass door of the kitchen, and said a little unnaturally, "Mortal, why do you know that this seat is back?"
Zou Yi replied without raising his head, "I don't know." β
For a moment, Xu Yang's mood became a little bad. He didn't know why, so he could only say in a questioning tone, "So what are you doing here?"
Zou Yi turned on the heat and slowly poured the chocolate milk from the container into the ceramic cup, saying, "I just hope you can come back." β
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Picked up one of the cups and handed it to the man at the door, "So I'm happy now." β
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Xu Yang suddenly remembered a newly learned word when he talked to Cheng Mo yesterday.
He, a big monster who has lived for 3,000 years, was actually killed by a mere mortal-
Got it......
Late at night, Xu Yang slept back in the living room by himself, and he finally realized a problem as he lay on the spacious sofa and tossed and turned.
Today, the bald man wanted to reach out and touch his face and was knocked out by him, Zou Yi had that kind of reaction to him that day, and he was so unavoidable, what does Cheng dΓΉ's differential treatment mean......
Was he really, bought by a mortal with food?
But how to explain that dream in the morning?
Master must have been disappointed in him......
Sleeping with a lot of worries, but in the middle of the night he was woken up by a sound of grinding teeth, Xu Yang frowned and sat up, seeing Odin snoring and grinding his teeth on all fours, sleeping in a mess.
"Silly Dog ......"
Xu Yang walked over, lovingly touched its snow-white fur, and then closed it on its mouth with a silence.
The world is finally quiet......
The next day, the strict and self-disciplined General Manager Zou finally returned to work after a two-day break, Xu Yang wanted to dominate the big bed, but he couldn't resist the desire to watch TV series, so he had to go to work with Zou Yi.
He didn't wear his own clothes, although it was his fur, but remembering the experience of being constantly interrogated in the crew, he chose the ordinary clothes of modern people instead.
Of course, there are a small number of reasons for this that he does not want to admit, such as - modern man's clothes are indeed cooler than his hair......
But Zou Yi's clothes were a little big for him, and his shirt was loosely draped on his body, and he frowned when he saw it - this seat was actually thinner than a mortal?
Zou Yi also looked straight and rubbed the corners of his forehead - has it been a little too dry recently......
There was no other way, Zou Yi personally took Xu Yang to the men's clothing counter on the sixth floor of the mall, and bought a few sets of well-fitting shirts and trousers, as well as a set of bright SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick pajamas.
After wearing the shirt and trousers, the outline of Xu Yang's body was perfectly outlined, with wide shoulders and narrow waist, a pair of long legs that were well-proportioned and straight, he imagined his hair to the length of his ears, revealing a slender neck, his eyebrows and eyes were still exquisite, but because of the change in shape, he added a bit of indifference to abstinence.
The shopping guide on the side was so happy that he couldn't take his eyes off at all, but Xu Yang himself didn't feel much, he touched the button that was tied to the top of his chest, and asked Zou Yi, who had been sitting silently, "I feel a little strange here." β
Zou Yi didn't speak, only stood up and re-fastened the buttons he had there, and smoothed the folds on his arms and shoulders by the way.
"If you're really uncomfortable, just change into a T-shirt. β
Xu Yang flicked the bangs that fell from his head, and snorted coldly, "The clothes of mortals, why can't I wear them in this seat." β
Of course, Zou Yi couldn't refute it, so Xu Yang really wore this set of clothes and went to the Starlight Mansion with him.
The people in the company were still speculating about the boss being an hour late, but when they saw Xu Yang appear with the object of their guess, the atmosphere suddenly entered a white heat.
There is a crackling keyboard sound everywhere, and on the surface it looks like it's all hard work, but downward, it's gossip in full swing.
"Is this this, new colleague?"
"It's a little too ...... It's so handsome......"
"Look at that temperament, is it the airborne prince dang?"
"It's just like a star!"
"Could it be a new brand ambassador?"
"Don't guess, the position that the boss just asked me to remember is a personal assistant. β
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"I must have been overthinking. β
"Hehe, the boss is obviously a straight boss like the Eiffel Tower. β
"That's it, how can a domineering president like the boss play in the office!"
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"Your brains are too simple! Do you know what I saw when I went in to deliver coffee just now?"
"Seek the truth!"
"The new colleague is actually watching a TV series on the boss's laptop!! and the things in there are hundreds of millions of dollars per minute!!
"The World of the Rich......"
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Zou Yi had a personal assistant, and the personal assistant also used his computer to watch thunder dramas spread throughout the company in just one morning, and in the next few days, everyone who entered and exited the general manager's office began to secretly look at this magical airborne assistant with a complicated look.
Xu Yang was impatient, but he was reluctant to air conditioning, and finally sprinkled all the gas on Zou Yi.
Zou Invincible Blame King Yi had to put down the work at hand to appease this ancestor.
Xu Yang: "I won't be here tomorrow!"
Zou Yi: "Okay, then I'll teach you how to use a computer." β
Xu Yang: "I won't take your car back at night!"
Zou Yi: "Okay, then let's take a taxi." β
Xu Yang: "I don't sit in other people's cars!"
Zou Yi: "Then let's take the subway." β
Xu Yang: "...... What is the subway?"
So, a general manager worth hundreds of millions of dollars and a big monster who has practiced for thousands of years, because of impulse, squeezed onto the subway during the evening rush hour.
The two of them finally entered the carriage with all their strength, and the crowd was still pushing inward and hard, Xu Yang was not afraid of squeezing, and the whole carriage of people added up probably couldn't hurt him at all, but Zou Yi was meat: mortal fetus, pushed and pushed by people: waves, and it was attached to Xu Yang's body.
Xu Yang was displeased, "Mortal, you dare to offend this seat!"
Zou Yi said innocently, "Forced by the form." β
Xu Yang also knew that it was difficult for mortals to remain as immobile as he was in this situation, but he still had an embarrassing feeling of being embraced, he pushed Zou Yi away by a finger, and then tilted his head slightly and said, "Mortal, yesterday's cheesecake tasted okay, and this seat allows you to go back and atone for your crimes." β
Zou Yi nodded helplessly, these days he has to cook almost every day, in addition to cooking, he also prepares drinks and snacks, from the dignified young master of the Zou family to the master of the spoon in a second, he is afraid that the jaw of the Zou family will be shattered.
Because the two of them squeezed the subway for the first time, they didn't squeeze off the train after arriving at the station, and sat for three stations in a row before walking out of the subway station with the flow of people, and finally took a taxi to return to the waterfront Huating.
bought some cooking ingredients in the supermarket outside, Zou Yi carried the bag, and Xu Yang took out a popsicle from it, skillfully broke it, and stuffed half of it into Zou Yi's mouth, "The rewards and punishments are clear, don't be too grateful." β
The remaining half was put in his mouth.
Zou Yi took a bite, took the rest in his hand, and the two got on the elevator one after the other, and when they arrived at the door, they saw Xiao Qifeng with a sword on his back and a vicissitudes of life.
At the same time, Xiao Qifeng also saw Zou Yi, and he almost instantly determined that the young man beside him was the big monster with a deep path, Xiao Qifeng's meaningful gaze slowly slid over the two of them, and then grabbed Zou Yi's shirt collar violently-
"Zou Yi, you are too: Mom is talented! Learn to hunt ghosts and subdue demons with me!"