Chapter 860: Departure
On weekends, early in the morning.
Niu Le, Wang Zhen and Tian Hao uncharacteristically did not sleep lazy, finished washing early, and stood at the school gate, waiting for Guan Yu's arrival.
Because I said yes, I'm going to Jiangnan to play a trick today.
"I said, "Either ...... I'll bring Hu Yuhan with me, anyway, it's not too much, a car is jammed!" Tian Hao hesitated for a moment, scratched his head, and said with a sincere smile, but he was blinded by Niu Le and Wang Zhen at the same time.
Wang Zhen said angrily: "Ya, you have a bit of brotherhood, okay? Don't forget what we are going to Jiangnan to do today, it is to accompany me and Lao Niu to forget the pain of falling out of love, not to entangle you and your girlfriend!"
Niu Le also gave Tian Hao a big roll of his eyes, and said with disdain: "There are guys of the opposite sex and no humanity, if you dare to bring Hu Yuhan, believe it or not, you will be served in the sleeping method?"
"Hehe, that's it, I've been accumulating socks there for weeks, and I'm worried that no one will wash them!" Wang Zhen also laughed.
Hearing the sleeping method of serving, Tian Hao's face couldn't help but change!
The so-called dormitory method is a rule made by the three of them together, and whoever violates this rule will be responsible for a month's worth of stinky socks and underwear in the whole bedroom, plus a month's breakfast.
Tian Hao was once served by the sleeping law.
It's okay to say a little bit about breakfast, that is, the socks and underwear, which Tian Hao can't accept the most, can smoke people to death, which is not an exaggeration at all. Especially Niu Le's underwear, I don't know if I often use the five girls to exercise that ability, there is always a special taste.
Every time Tian Hao washes Niu Le's underwear, there is always an unspeakable torment, and after washing, he will definitely not be able to eat that day.
During that time, Tian Hao's weight plummeted, and he changed from a fat man to a man, a lot more handsome, which made Hu Yuhan peck Tian Hao's face several times.
Perhaps, the reason why he and Hu Yuhan haven't broken up until now is that the underwear washing that month has made a great contribution.
But Rao is like this, and Tian Hao doesn't want to go through that nightmarish torment.
Tian Hao's face was hard to hide his disappointment, but he complained a little indignantly: "Ya, you two can't understand Lao Tzu's feelings! This time I went to Jiangnan, it is an excellent place for vacation, Lao Tzu is ready to take advantage of this opportunity to take Hu Yuhan down, you Ya is an unkind beast!"
"Qi, choose to show affection in front of me and Lao Niu at this time, what is the difference between this damn thing and sprinkling salt on the wound, don't approve, resolutely don't approve!" Wang Zhen said firmly.
"Well, if you dare to mention this matter again, you will be served by the sleeping method!" Niu Le nodded approvingly.
Tian Hao's last trace of resistance was also ineffective.
He was sure that if he continued to talk, not to mention that Hu Yuhan couldn't bring it out, he would have to wash his stinky socks and underwear for another month.
He was originally going to end his virgin career this weekend, but seeing that there was no hope, he squatted depressedly and smoked lonely.
"Brother Yu is here!"
At this moment, Wang Zhen looked in a certain direction and said with a smile.
"Hey, why did you drive two cars?" Niu Le asked puzzled when he saw that Guan Yu's car was followed by one car.
"Who knows, maybe it's going to lend us my sister!" Wang Zhen rubbed his hands excitedly and said with a lewd smile.
Niu Le's eyes also lit up, and he agreed with it, staring at the two cars that were slowly driving over.
Tian Hao glanced at it and then withdrew his gaze and continued to smoke.
However, the lewd smile on Wang Zhen and Niu Le's faces had not expanded, and the smiles on their faces stiffened, staring at the car that had stopped in front of them.
I saw Guan Yu open the car door, and with him getting out of the car, there were three beautiful shadows, Wenqing, Mo Ling and Zhao Jing'er.
The warmth is as charming as the original, Mo Ling is dressed up fresh and neat, and Zhao Jing'er will always be a little girl next door, a weak girl who can't help but feel pity.
These three people are the school's famous school flowers and beautiful teachers, they stopped here, and they were at the school gate, which immediately attracted the attention of the students.
Of course, more attention is paid to Guan Yu, the man who has created a lot of romantic miracles on campus.
Guan Yu ignored the eyes of the people around him, looked at Niu Le and Wang Zhen with some embarrassment, and said with a sneer: "I'm sorry, I originally thought that the four of us would go to Jiangnan to relax, but I only knew that Jingjing was about to celebrate her birthday, so I took it with me and gave her a birthday." ”
Of course, no amount of explanation at this time is pale.
Niu Le and Wang Zhen prefer to believe that Guan Yu did it on purpose. Otherwise, who wants the four big men to go to a good place to relax.
"Boss, are you sure you're out of love?" Wang Zhen said with a roll of his eyes.
Originally, when he drank that day, Guan Yu said that he was out of love, including the drunk Niu Le, who didn't believe Guan Yu's words, and now he won't believe it.
How can anyone fall out of love, and you can take three women out for a walk, it's just going to **!
Ahem!
Guan Yu coughed dryly twice, and said with some hesitation: "It should be regarded as a broken love, but what does this have to do, let's go out to play, isn't it just to have a good time, a happy picture!"
"Ya, your happiness is based on the pain of me and Lao Niu!" At this time, Wang Zhen really didn't know how to express his inner dissatisfaction in addition to rolling his eyes.
Who said it wasn't, let Niu Le and Wang Zhen look at Guan Yu with a woman entangled, and there are still three, if Guan Yu is still not happy, without Wang Zhen, Niu Le will definitely pull out the machete and kill Guan Yuya.
This shattered festival!!
"Brother Yu, what about the other sisters-in-law, will you go together?" Suddenly, Wang Zhen thought of a particularly strict question, and raised his voice.
"This ...... This ......" Guan Yu smiled and replied weakly: "There should be two more to come, because there is something wrong, let's come over tomorrow!"
At this moment, Wang Zhen and Niu Le's heart to death with that piece of tofu are dead!
If you don't bring such a playful person, you can bring three people, and there are two more?
This love show, still let people live?
Of course, some people are happy and some are worried!
At this moment, in addition to Guan Yu, the happiest person should be Tian Hao!
"Ya, what is this called, this is called another village, Lao Tzu's spring is still here after all, haha......"
It was very untimely, Tian Hao took out his mobile phone to call Hu Yuhan, and laughed like a spring.
What else could Wang Zhen and Niu Le say, they could only sigh.
Their wounds are still sprinkled with salt after all, and they are still a lump of salt!!