Can't die
The three of them trembled with their legs, they all held their breath, and they retreated little by little, dragging their disobedient legs, they really wanted to grow wings and fly out of this incredible place, but it was a pity to protest.
This eerie scene did not last long before it was interrupted by the old "zombie" in the coffin: "Don't be afraid!
Listening to the old voice, Dong Shuqiang and the three of them stopped, thinking in their hearts: "This zombie can still speak, I am human, wait...... , Isn't he dead?
The old zombie looked at the three people who were trembling with fright and continued: "Don't be afraid, boys, I'm really human, I'm not dead! I'm alive again," the old zombie said as he held on to the edge of the coffin and slowly lifted his legs and stepped out.
Dong Shuqiang is still the most courageous here, he looked at the old stammering man wearing an antique shroud and asked, "You...... You...... True...... Is it people?"
The old zombie leaked a kind smile and said, "Yes, don't be afraid, young man, let's go over and talk slowly!"
Dong Shuqiang felt a little relieved when he heard the old man's words, and patted his disobedient leg a few times and smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I stood for a long time, and my legs were a little numb, and I stomped my feet a few times after saying it to speed up my recovery."
Lao Chen and Thin Monkey heard the conversation between the two, and their hearts also relaxed, such a big turn really made them understand what "ups and downs of mood" was.
After a few people sat down, Lao Chen and the thin monkey did not speak, but only listened to Dong Shuqiang ask first: "I said uncle, don't you bring such a scary person, right? Why didn't anyone tell us that you weren't dead? You are still living in a coffin? Why didn't a few of us come over to guard it in advance?"
The old man listened to Dong Shuqiang's series of questions, and smiled kindly: "It's not that I won't tell you, because I seem to be dead before,......"
Before he finished speaking, Dong Shuqiang and the three of them were shocked again, this joke is not played like this?
Hehe, looking at the three of them with a look of surprise and wanting to run, the old man smiled kindly and said, "Don't worry, sit down and listen to me slowly."
It is estimated that if it weren't for this kind smile, Dong Shuqiang and the three of them would have run away now, what is this matter?
The old man saw that a few people were persuaded by himself, and continued: "I was originally a director of the Public Security Bureau, and after retirement, I enjoyed Qingfu, and my children were also filial, but just a few days ago, when I was 80 years old, I was happy and ate a jujube given by my grandson, and it is estimated that I did not swallow it and stuck it in the trachea.
It is possible that my children thought that I had passed away or did not go to the hospital for a check-up, so they arranged the funeral for me."
After more than ten hours, it was possible that the jujube beard slipped into my stomach by itself, I felt the flow of air, opened my eyes and looked at the dark space, and touched it four times, only to know that I was in the coffin, because of the long weak breathing I didn't have the strength to make big movements, after all, the space here is very small.
Just when I felt the thin air inside the coffin, I just thought that this time I was going to really go west, who would have thought that you would save my life again, "The coffin lid leaked a corner, and fresh air entered it, and I had hope of survival again, so after recovering for a while, I had the strength to climb out." "You all know the rest of the story.
I said uncle, you're too scary, don't play anymore! Oh no, there's a future, look at my mouth.
Hahaha, isn't it? Whoever sees this scene can't stand it, alas! I'm just working today, uncle, your environment here is a little unsuitable, I'll remove all these red and white things for you!
Hehe, young man, you are free, I am nothing, as long as you are happy, although the old man is still a little weak, he seems to be much more energetic.
Dong Shuqiang chatted with the old man, but Lao Chen and the thin monkey began to destroy the current scenery again, and the white cloth was torn off or put down, leaving only the normal family arrangement.
Dong Shuqiang learned his name and experience from the old man.
The old man's name: "Zhang Guodong" used to be the director of the public security bureau of TJJH County, but his children did not become officials, they all started with business, plus they were locals, and their business was getting better and better by virtue of their relationship advantages in all aspects, forming a chain-scale enterprise.
Although they are not short of money, under the influence of this old-school style, the children are also conscientious, and they do not have the face and style of those profiteers.
After Lao Chen and the thin monkey were busy, the two of them also did Zhang Guodong and Dong Shuqiang's side, panting and said: "I said brother, you have also been chatting with this old man for a long time, we have done so much work, do you think you can get us food?" After speaking, the thin monkey also looked at the food prepared next to him, as long as it was hot, he could eat it.
Dong Shuqiang smiled and said, "Okay, then I'll give you a hot meal, it just so happens that Zhang Lao hasn't eaten for a long time, let's go together!"
After speaking, without waiting for a few people to react, Dong Shuqiang walked to the side and started to heat the meal.
Come on, come on, sit down and rest, are you tired? Looking at the two people who were still standing opposite, Zhang Guodong said enthusiastically.
Okay, hey, hey, old Zhang, you're really blessed and fatal, and you can't even die?
Bah, bah, look at my mouth, I really can't speak, the old man is not dead, but dead......
Before Lao Chen's words could be spoken, the thin monkey continued: "Okay, okay, look at your mouth, what is it that can't die? Today is the day of Zhang Lao's resurrection, we have to celebrate, you know?"
Zhang Guodong listened to the nonsense of these two and smiled kindly: It's okay, I don't have any taboos at this age, just be happy, come, tell me why you are here, what's going on?
The two sat down together and told Zhang Guodong why the three of them came here.
After the two finished talking, Zhang Guodong smiled and said: "This is fate, without you, I estimate that I am now a real dead person, this time I can survive, you are the biggest hero, and I must let my son thank you tomorrow, otherwise I will not be happy in my heart."
It's okay, this is what we should do, and it's a coincidence to save you, if there is no "cat and mouse", we won't save you, so this is God's will, God won't let you die, this is a great opportunity! Come to us and two bells, Dong Shuqiang came to the table with a steaming meal and answered.